>Be anon
>you were on a date with octavia
>now you are walking her home.
>when you both get to her home she invites you in
>this was yours and octy's fourth date
>tomorrow you have nothing you need to do
>what do?
>>25746742
I need more info.
what was the date?
how long has the relationship lasted?
>>25746742
Ask if you can smell her feet.
>>25746742
dump her
>no hooves
Leave her for the horse
>>25746742
>walking her home
>on 4th date
what a whore
>>25746766
you took her out to a fancy restaurant and then on a romantic swan ride you have been dating her for a couple of months now and you can really tell that she digs you
>>25746789
This guy.
>>25746801
I'd spill my spaghetti.
>>25746819
at the restaurant or the in
bedroom?
>>25746742
"So you fakkin' cummin' in the or wot you dozy twonk?"
>Finally! This could be it!
"Oy oy. 'old up squire - you got any johnnies on yer?"
"Any - what?"
"RUBBER JOHNNIES MATE, you know - wot yoo put on the end of yer old man."
"Oh! Er, I..."
"Oh ho! Forgit it if you ent got any johnnies, sunshine. I ain't 'aving your fakking spunk all over me guts gettin' me up the duff! Dearie me, no wai!"
"I can go get some? There's a drug store..."
"Drugs? Drugs is for later, mate - we wont a chemist. Get your arse dahn there then and pick up a packet of three!"
"OK."
"And dunt be orl nite abaht it, it's bin that long since I 'ad a good shaggin' that me gash has nearly healed up, knowotImean?"
>They said romance was dead.
>They lied.
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>>25747054
God, how I love Chavtavia.
>>25746835
one really long noodle falling out of my pocket the entire time
>>25746742
nobody?
really?
well okay then, il do it
>rape
>>25746742
Nothing because she's wearing lipstick.
>>25746742>make sweet love for the sole purposes of bonding and procreationmaybe rough
>>25746742
That art would be a top-tier qt, if not for those horrid lips.
>>25746742
>rape
>>25747334
>First spoiler
That's disgu-
>Second spoiler
Carry on, then.
>>25746742
>octavia wearing short shorts
>>25747334
>>25747401
>>25747423
Both of dis
and it'sherfetish
Orbtavia crotchboob expansion
>>25746742
Wonder why I'm dating a fucking gross alien creature instead of her 2qt3.14-4u horse counterpart.
>>25746789
My man.
>>25750103
>>25748923treblebutt orbtavia
>>25750158
>>25748923
Is this some fresh new meme I'm unaware of?Do I even want to know?
>>25746801
>fourth date
>dating for a couple of months
>>25747054
Out of curiosity where did you pick up the Chav language? Are you a Britbong or do you have a Chav-thesaurus.
https://derpibooru.org/1000133
>>25746742
>rape
>>25746742
punch her in the vagina
>>25750623
I'm a Britbong, innoi. When I write little Ochavia stories she speaks in an exagerrated way... but not by that much!
>>25746742
bump
>>25750602
My kinda girl.
Clingy girls are so tiresome.
A-are there a-any greens ofOctavia cum inflation?
Is there a collection for every Octavia thread?
