Post yfw you find out you have to Dark souls your way through Tartarus to get to Equestria, and your waifu.
>>25739716
So let me get this straight...
1. In dark souls you cannot die permanently
2. Badass adventure
3. Become a fucking knight and slaughter evil things
4. You get to be with your Waifu at the end of it.
And you're SAD about it?
You must be really shit at that game or something
>>25739716
Equestria, here I come!
>>25739716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbeAGdYk_0
>>25739716
I.
AM.
READY!
>>25739716
What about Diablo 2 on hardcore your way though to Equestria?
>>25739738
This.
Mfw is pic related.
![[harshwhinnying intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jtl9Pum.jpg "[harshwhinnying intensifies].jpg")
>>25739716
>>25739716
>Pic
>>25739897
A WORTHY CHALLENGE
IT IS ACCEPTED!
>I get free cool ass armor and weapons
>I get a dimensional box that holds everything I want
>I get to hang out with onionbro, sunbro, and topbro laurentius
>I get to use magic
>I get to play best souls again in real life graphics
>all for the low prince of slogging through izalith and new londo again
>mfw i get priscilla and my waifu in one day
I see no down sides to this
>mfw
and this >>25739738
op is a master fag
>>25739999
QUADS CONFIRM
>implying all of you fucking scrubs wouldn't go hollow in a day
>>25739716
I have the entire game map (except tomb of the giants) mapped in my head.
I can do this, though the Four Kings are going to be trouble. I hate those fuckers.
>>25739989
Don't forget to rape Reah. She can't fight back.
>>25739716
You must be some sort of faggot to not be 100% excited
I would be the one faggot that helps everyone who doesn't go for my waifu and invade anyone who wants my waifu.
>Pic related
You're gonna see me every fucking day until I step through that portal.
>While entrance to Equestria is guaranteed, the only way to save your waifu from madness is through the chaos shortcut.
>This means countless anons must die by your sword as your invade their world, slaughter them mercilessly, steal what little they have, and push them further from their own freedom, their own waif, and down towards hollowing.
>After the final boss Anons must make a choice.
>Leave that hell behind, smother the flame, and step through to their prize.
>At the cost of severing the bonds between worlds, forever. After this, no one may ever cross to their own Equestria again. Many destinies will be left unfulfilled, many lovers spending cold, lonely nights separated from what once could be.
>The light of hope will die, but you will live on.
>All at the cost of your haste.
>Or...
>Kindle the fire, and take up the mantle.
>Be bound to the hearth, never to see or stray.
>Sleep will never come, nothing will satiate the constant hunger or thirst, and death is kind enough to stop for you.
>Devoid of all life, you will wait among the ashes.
>Your only reprieve will be the madness that comes, and you might just be lucky enough to slip from the reality of your self-imposed prison.
>These will be the duties you must always uphold. But through you, the worlds will be kept linked. The fire is kept kindled, and hope alive.
>The only fact is that another Anon will come, an untold amount of time later, to face you.
>Other Anons will draw their swords and make pilgrimage, and those who succeed will face you in one final battle, in a cycle of death and rebirth until you are slain.
>And then it is their turn to choose.
>By your sacrifice, you keep the destinies of fellow Anons alive.
>When you come to die, whatever sanity you have lost will be restored, your final mercy bestowed upon you, and memories cleansed, if you so choose.
>Though you may keep tales to tell, few ponies will believe you, and fewer will have the guts to bear the weight you hold.
>Except for her.
>>25740403
>Not forming alliances with other different waifu fags to secure your place in Equestria.
We all knew what this was, and our waifus only deserve the best.
T H E B E S T
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>>25740423
But Anon, it isn't implied that everyone reaches one Equestria, but that everyone who reaches the end reaches their own "pocket Equestria" with no other Anons beside them, if they so choose.
Not so much about fighting for a single spot, but rather the unspeakable suffering and crimes they must endure to reach it.
>>25740433
You're making this a lot easier than it has to be. The second I find out I'm immortalregardless if I feel pain or notI will do anything to get across that portal.
>>25739716
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>25739716
>Going for your waifu when Fantastic Chest Ahead is available.
>>25740519
That fantastic chest have a lot of similarities with your waifubecause it isn't real
>>25740519
>Not going for the Amazing Trap Ahead that's just an elevator ride down.
I'd experience the pain of death a thousand times and still wear this smile.
Has no one seriously write-fagged a green where anon is a dark soul survivor?
>sleepless nights
>incredible physique required to survive the Dark souls-verse
>Paranoia and general mistrust of others
>constant crushing guilt
>finding ways to cope with waifu and mane 6 + princess'
It'd make for some awesome green
>>25739716
Is Tartarus a new map? Welp duh.
I have whole game in my head, i can play through it with my eyes closed.pure sorcerer build
>>25739900
I want to strangle Fluttershy to see life leaving her body.
>>25741272
This faggot, doesn't want to get huge and kill shit like a man.
I'll admit:I never played this game.
However, I would accept the challenge of an adventure to push through to get to Equestria.
I just wonder....will I be the same person at the end? What about all the relationships I may have formed within the realm of that world? Will dooming it by not lighting the first flame have an effect on what happens to Equestria/tartarus? If I do, will I die and re-incarnate in equestria intact?
>>25741549
Forgot to add.
Either way, it would be far more interesting than my current life is, and would make for a good series of stories to tell the Equestrians of.
>>25739716
>mfw another shit thread
But Tartarus isn't interesting. At all.
>>25740403
>either be with waifu
>or sacrifice my humanity to give others hope
That's actually really tough.
>>25739716
bring it.
>>25739716
My body shall be ready
>>25739779
They really ruined the game with marketing, eh.
>>25739738
>"Haha! Come at me you fucking-"
>A sword plunges through your stomach.
>It's the most painful thing you've ever experienced.
>And arrow tears through your neck, adding more pain, but you're not yet dead.
>As you fall to your knees another sword stabs through your chest.
>You finally die a horrifyingly painful death.
>You wake up with a jerk and a shout, back at the bonfire.
>Those were the first three guys up the stairs of the Undead Asylum.
>While you've played the game many times, you're unfortunately not any kind of swordsman in real life.
I'd go for it, and spend an entire lifetime fighting my way to get to Equestria.
But fuck, it's not going to be easy. And lets not forget the boss fights where you'll be fighting things many times larger than you, with weapons that can crush cars.
>>25739716
>already crazy so no need to worry about going hallow
>naturally high strength and endurance
>perfect for a havel build
You better hold me back son
>My body has never been more ready.
The only thing keeping me from suicide now is spite and my waifu.
Knowing that she's real and all I have to do is git gud and rape a Dark Souls'd Tartarus in the asshole? I will never hollow.
>I will die many times
>I will gladly let someone else have her if I give up
>But I wont.
>My deaths will only build my spite for the world
>My victories will only build my hype for waifu
>Free armour and cool weapons too
>Allowed to kill anything in your way
>Hot waifu sex after you finally feel the rush of killing the final boss
>yes
>No, my body cannot be more ready.
>>25740383
Are you ready for somejolly co-operation
>>25739716
I don't even have a waifu and I'd take up that offer
Cool Adventure
Fight monster
Acquire weapons and armor
Explore new lands
Meet interesting people/creatures and kill them
Discover new skills, things and knowledge
Eat new food
Drink new drinks and liquor
In a heartbeat
>>25741272
>pure sorcerer build
>not faith paladin build
>not using best swordfu
Top pleb. 1v1 undead burg faggot.
>>25740403
>This means countless anons must die by your sword as your invade their world, slaughter them mercilessly, steal what little they have, and push them further from their own freedom, their own waif, and down towards hollowing.
Or you can be a faggot pyromancer and just use poison gas on the door.
>>25743132
>Sword
>Not Dark Bead
It's like you don't know how to win.
>>25743509
>Using magic
I bet you play tau as well.
>>25743651
How did you know!? :D
>>25743677
I can smell the cheese from here.
>>25743741
>Ultramarines
>>25741992
Honestly your character in those games isnt that great of a swordsman either, every swing is exaggerated and telegraphs your attack, luckily you are fighting undead and monsters most of the time so you can just kind of swing it like a club
>>25739738
your weapons won't do full damage if you hit the wrong places
no IRL weapon skills
no invincibility frames
etc
>>25743842
To be fair, they aren't the worst loyalist legion.
>>25741992
>you're unfortunately not any kind of swordsman in real life.
That's why you have to use the time togit gud.
>>25741533
>>25743132
Irl you can't do anything with your phys build vs. magic build.
Like ever.
>>25744113
>magic fags
>>25744113
shields
dodgeing, bumrush
pull out a bow
>>25743926
>fighting the four kings without iframes
>fighting seathe when the crystals from the ground hamper your movement realistically
>can't die permanently
>have essentially an eternity to hone my currently nonexistent skills
>tfw I know Dark Souls like the back of my hand
My whole life has been leading up to this moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N7J802QzP4
>Yfw you get invaded nonstop by other Anons, who are almost finished with their quest.
![nothing_is_impossible_by_madrotunes-d8w9asu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T4acHqj.jpg "nothing_is_impossible_by_madrotunes-d8w9asu[1].jpg")
>>25739716
Nothing worth having comes easy, OP.
Buckle up! It's gonna hurt.
>legit mfw
>armor and weps weigh realistically and you die of exhaustion before you even make it to a fight
>>25745638
>realistically
>dark souls
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GM9emxA.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
What if Estus tastes like piss?
Every single time an enemy scratches you, you'd have to pull a Bear Grylls on the spot.
Would it be worth it?
>>25745723
Depends, how watered down is it?
Is it asparagus piss?
I'm sure you'd get used to it eventually.
>>25745940
It's piss in a bottle after leaving it in the sun, stagnant for a week.
>>25745692
What would happen if- (insert scenario here)
>But that would never happen!
You're the worst kind of person
>>25739716
Here i come!
>>25739848
There's a crotch plate...
Why would a monster know to aim for the balls?
>>25744113
>sorcerer
>getting in close, and stabbing him will do nothing
Sure
>>25739716
I don't play with video toys so I don't understand what you're saying.
>>25746238
I hope you fags dual wield shields.
>>25746238
>>25739848
Holy tit balls the Zweihander is a fucking monster...Are you a bad enough dude to wield that motherfucker?
