>"Hey Anon! Wanna buy one hug?"
>>25737692
I have a coupon for a free hug.
>>25737702
>"Uh...if you look carefully on the back of the coupon you'll read that only PONIES are allowed free hugs."
>"So you'll have to pay for one Anon."
>>25737749
CHECK YOUR PEGASUS PRIVILAGE YOU TRANS SHITLORD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25737692
I'll take 20
>>25737692
>"Alright, nopony move! Give me all the hugs now!"
>>25737782
>"That creature wants to steal all our hugs"
>"I will steal all his hugs to save the day"
>>25737763
>"Derpy, may I have a word with you?"
"P-Princess Celestia?! What brings you to my hug booth?"
>"Anon has told me that you wouldn't honor his free hug coupon. Is this true?"
"W-Well...yes but I-"
>"No buts Derpy! We have to make Anon feel as comfortable as possible and labels such as 'ponies' and 'humans' are harmful to his well being."
"But P-Princess Celestia, he keeps trying to grab our flanks and he always smells funny."
"Now Derpy, you know Anon can't help his...hygiene concerns. So can you please just give him a hug and let this be done already?"
"...okay."
>Derpy reluctantly holds out her arms to hug you while sniffling and you smirked as your arms wrapped around her.
>With swift movement you then reached down and grabbed her supple soft flank giving them a tight squeeze.
"P-Princess Celestia l-look! He's doing it again!"
>"What? Didn't catch that. So I'm running late and I have to take my leave. Anon, let me know if you run into anymore problems that violates your well being."
>"Oh don't worry Celestia, I will."
>You then squeeze Derpy's flank once more before giving it a playful slap.
>Derpy tearfully flinches and wonders just how long a free hug should last.
>>25738011
>"Make one move and I'll blow your brains out."
>"Nopony needs to get hurt here. I only want the hugs"
>>25738090
>"Go ahead! Make my day! Take the shot! You are getting no hugs for being a big meanie!"
>>25738138
>"Bro chill out its a prank, there's a camera right there"
>>25737692
okay, but i want a recept
gotta do my taxes after this and am going to write this up as a business expense
>>25738211
>"Don't joke about, never joke about hugs"
>"Hugs are serious bsns"
>>25738336
>"Iz just prenk bro. Xdddd"
>>25738071
You forgot this.
>Muffins
>"ALL RIGHT, PUT THE HUGS IN THE BAG"
>"PUT THEM IN"
>"ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THE HUGS"
>>25737692
Gray Horse, you are not allowed to sell without a permit, you shall now be arrested for soliciting prostitution.
>>25738984
Would you like them from your savings or checking account mr um?
>>25738984
>"Hey back off, this is my gig!"
>>25737692
I don't want to buy a hug, I was hoping to give one away.
>>25737692
>"Miss Derpy"
>"Your hugs ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, BoothLocalUltraHypeHugs does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out."
What's the exchange rate on hugs and kisses again?
>>25737692
If I'm not satisfied, can I get a refund?
>>25738211
It's a prank bro
>>25739178
>"I reluctantly accept your proposal"
