Woe is life. To be tiny, and to be of the getting of the lemon. Sitting high upon the counter mocking you. Arrogant in it's position you wish to put said citrus bastard in it's place. but there is one issue. You are too small to reach the object of your fury.
what do you do?
Acquire a stepping stool
>>25725809
Find foolish human, deceive it to retrieve lemon.
do some shit with books, get wings, done
>>25725809
Jump.
>>25725809
set the house on fire.
>>25725809
Commit sodoku for being earth pony.
Jump
>>25725978
Jump around
>>25725809
Are we trying to get dubs or something, of are you just going to pick the reply you like best?
>>25725840
Reroll, just in case.
>>25725809
Jump.And fail, then curse the Gods above for them making you a tiny Earth Pony.
is OP actually already dead
>>25725820
Ignoring your instinctual urges to burn down your home, you immediately head for the nearest stool.
It's just too bad that green guy you keep around has gone out with your only kriss kross album, couldhave come in handy.
You place the stool and prepare to delve a serious blow to that lemons ego. But alas, your efforts are for not. The lemon is gone. But that yellow bastard couldn't have gotten far. He's probably still in this very kitchen, biding his time. Waiting for you to drop your guard. We'll you'll show him. THAT LEMON WILL RUE THE DAY IT FUCKED WITH YOU.
but where could it be. Where?
>>25726258
No. just incredibly slow. Sorry bout that.
>>25725984
That's a good question. i suppose for right now i'll just go with whatever I like best, but that could change.
>>25726354
LEMONS CAN'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY
IT'S A FUCKING GHOST
>>25726354
Reevaluate your priorities and burn the house down.
>>25726354
Kek that file name.
>>25726354
Realize that finding the lemon by yourself is impossible.
Summon ancient holy pony spirit that hopefully won't be as small as you to help you in your quest to find the lemon.
>>25726354
The fridge is open, go check it
>>25726354
Black wardrobe is glowing
White cupboard is emanating shadows
Wat
>>25726474
>Black wardrobe is glowing
that's a fridge you dingus
>>25726488
What kind of fridge has a knob for a handle?
>>25726354
It got abducted by aperture laboratories and was turned into a highly explosive lemonade
>>25726488
no it's a wardrobe
inside in a portal to a faraway land like detroit or something
go take the portal to detroit
>>25726525
>go through a wardrobe to the land of defrost
>meet Mr tumnus, the local double leg amputee method addict
>he takes pone to his home and gets out a method stash
>In that stash is a lemon
>>25726705
And this is why I hate using my phone to post
>Meth*
>Detroit*
>>25726354
Check under the sink, drink the beverages you find.
>>25726354
>go outside and look for a lemon tree
>interrogate the citrusy bastards
that lemon will not get away
>>25726354
Check out that totally legit cabinet that is producing darkness
Or the bored looking wardrobe emitting light
>>25726379
>>25726387
>>25726420
>>25726434
Lemons don't just get up and walk away. No this was serious business. You were going to have to kick it up a notch. Calling upon all the power you hold in your tinybody you summon the most powerful spirit known to lemon hating kind. LEMON ZEST PLATINUM. His purple fur and glaring azure eyes eminate with power that lemon doesn't know who he's dealing with. The only downside to using the spirit? You had to sacrifice your dwelling.... by fire. But it was worth it though. Anything to end that pitiful lemon.
>>25727184
Climb into the fridge. The cold will negate the fire and protect you.
>>25727184
Lemon zests eyes make quick work of the lemons hideout. the fridge, you rush over to challenge your foe. Slinging the door open you call out his name "LEMON" but to no avail. It was odd though. Your once barren fridge now opened up to another land. Covered in snow and ice. a small castle lay before you. This had to be where the lemon had gone. You decide you weren't going to let this lemon get away. Then again it did look pretty cold in there, maybe you should prepare? What do?
>>25727217
No time to prepare. Grab the delicious beverages from beneath the sink to barter with and leap into the unknown kingdom.
>>25727217
fuck preparation
THAT LEMON NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH NOW, THERE'S NO TIME FOR GEARING UP
>>25727217
enter into the frigid realm of...your fridge and hunt down lemon
also bring fire for warmth and light because nobody knows what happens to the light when you close the fridge door
>>25727217
>lemon is hiding in the fridge
>fridge is now gateway to alternate dimension
>counter is on fire and would easily fry eggs
I've seen this before
that's no ordinary lemon
that's the demigod zuul
>>25727228
>>25727230
>>25727291
Preperation? Who do you look like? Batman? You need not fear the cold. This cold need fear you. Still better bring some fire along. Just in case you need to burn something. like a lemon. The trek is a harsh one yet you remain determined, your ethereal partner though isn't so lucky. He lay in the snow unconscious. Who would have guessed fire spirits don't do well in the snow? Oh well, nigga should have brought a coat. You trek onward through the frozen field, the castle awaits you, as does your nemesis.
>>25728122
>that qt mark
nice
we are gonna seriously fuck up some lemons
>>25728122
Before you a timeworn castle of stone sits, clearly in use as it isn't buried beneath a frosty blanket of white. You aren't sure who exactly is in the castle though, be they friend, or be they lemon. You could knock on the door, but it it's that lemon who knows what could happen. Then again their is the cellar. discourse may be key to victory against lemon.
>>25728169
use your lemon hating powers to blow the door in and strut into that castle like you own the damn place
we ain't taking no shit from no lemon, heads are gonna roll for this one
>>25728169
The cellar is the way we go.
>>25728169
Remark on how it looks like a space marine helmet with those two windows and massive drawbridge/gate. However, the remark must only be our first part of there.
It looks like the cellar is connected to that window on the left somehow. Can we get a peek inside the cellar and try to figure out the lightsources? Are they torches?
Tiny horses thread?
>>25728341
>>25728413
I actually have to search all my stuff but I have a few mini pony things I can dump, if anyone is interested?
>>25728238
>>25728317
Your hatred burns hot, hot enough to melt this wooden door with an explosion. But you wait. You must hold onto this anger for the lemon himself. Besides, the castle looks a bit like a space marine helmet, sure, it wasn't as cool as the death korps or even a grey knight mask, but we still had to show respect to the HHI. The stairway down the cellar door spirals down into a large open space. the color gray fills your eyes until you spot a small figure drapped in a robe. The smell of citrus fills the air.
It's him, your eyes narrow. Your breath hastens. You could take him right now. But what was he doing down here? And what was he using his evil lemon magic to carry? Maybe you should wait to see what unfolds.
sorry guys, going to have to call it a night for right now. Will pick up tomorrow. Hope you're all enjoying it.
>>25729055
Night OP, see ya tomorrow
>>25729055
night m8.
Fuck lemons bump
What the fuck bump
>>25729055
Lemon summons Mr. Clean
>>25729055
To pounce now? Or to strike when the time is right? The choices bubble through your mind. This causes an issue though, both are so good that you've been unable to come up with a choice. but your anger has yet to subside, Lemon Must know your wrath. The rages builds within you but with no outlet it simply gather and gathers until you're filled with so much energy that you begin to vibrate upon a higher level, the astral plane and multiple dimensions you see all that is and will be. You have transcended.
>>25732185
We could just grab that torch that's on the wall and try to set the lemon on fire with it.
>>25732185
Use newly gained ethereal knowledge to channel the spirits of the lemon warriors who've come before you.
>>25732185
In the highest plane there were no lemons. But this was not right. If there were no lemons, how could you get your revenge? Through sheer force of will you halt the vibration of your very atoms to return to where you belong.
Materializing in thin air you find yourself where you need to be, hot on the trail of the lemon. Still drapped in his robe you watch as he pours a glass of.. That was poison. and the person with the glass was the good king lime. This wasn't any nefarious deed. this was an assassination attempt on a beloved monarch.
Then again, he to was citrus. Maybe this could be for the best.The power of his military is known throughout the lands, but a lime without a leader is simply a grape.
to save him, or not to save him.. That is the question.
>>25732242
Rescue king lime. The enemy of your enemy is your friend, and his great and powerful armies could be useful in your battle against the lemon.
>>25732242
let us wait
while king lime may be good it's still a citrus and there are no good citrus
plus lemon will undoubtedly let down it's guard to celebrate lime kings death
we can use that time to strike
>>25732251
With a leap you call out to the king. "TIS POISON MOST FOUL!" Citrus he may be, he is an innocent. This is between you and.. HIM. The king falls back in shock, the poisoned beverage crashes to the floor soaking into the carpet. As you come crashing down the lemon manages to unhinge his robe and slip out of your grasp. Out the window he goes. Curses, and so close.
>>25733129
The good king lime though is not one to let favors go un repaid. An army he states. One to find and crush lemon into lemon juice. It is an enticing offer to say the least. Certainly the lemon is your business alone, but with an army, his defeat would be post haste. To top off the deal, the King did mention allowing you access to a certain harem he keeps. Who knows. that could be fun.
>>25733162
Okay, to anyone reading going to call it for a few. should be back by later tonight though. Hopefully the decision you guys make won't be to become a dirty lime licker.
>>25733162
The harem can wait, we have found a way to get our vengeance and allow the King to repay us at the same time! Accept the offer and lead the army onward to confront our dastardly foe!
Do we get traditional lime battle armour?
>>25733162
we can lay with the lime harem later, there's a dastardly lemon on the loose that needs to be stopped!
so far that lemon has mocked us, eluded us, and attempted murder
the hell is the lemon's problem
granted all citrus are vile beings but what caused this one to act out in such a manner
>>25733162
Arm the harem, add them to the righteous army.
I want to know where the oranges stand in this conflict.
>>25733162
Neigh good king, your resources are best guarding yourself and your people from the dastardly lemon. Defend thy friends and neighbors. I must continue my pursuit!
So anons, when we inevitably catch up to the dastardly lemon, what should we do? Murder it? Spare it?Rape it gently?
>>25735989
we will exile it to live the rest of its days with carrots
>>25733188
>>25733331
>>25734048
You agree to the kings offer, not the harem though. Those lusty limes would have save their juices for another. Troubling news has come though. It seems as though the lemon has been in cahoots with the grapefruit kingdom. The assassination may well have been an attempt to usurp the good king limes throne.
Draped in the traditional Lime battle garb you lead you army across the frozen plane. Though on your path you come to a crossroads. One path leads to the Grapefruits base. and the other to the lemons berg. A thought crosses your mind. The lemon could be in either, but which way should you go?
>>25736323
Onwards to the lemon burg. There is no quarrel between us and grapefruits.
>>25736323
The lemons, surely being instigators of the assassination plot, for none others could be so dastardly, must fall first. The grapes will be soured and their will to fight us will falter.
>>25736323
Let's go to the lemon burg
That way if the lemon ISN'T there, we can hold his family hostage and force him to come to us
>>25736323
To the lemon's berg and the making of lemon-lime soda!
>>25736323
to the lemon berg!
BURN AND PILLAGE!
>>25736366
>>25736382
>>25736472
The Grapefruit need not fear your wrath. That is for lemon. Your path is straight for Lemonberg. The unsuspecting town sets happily nestled in a valley. Well time to fix that happy part. Your army steps through the towns gate and begin raiding homes. These lemons though may as well have been figs though. The male lemons more than willing to give up their wives to make lemon lime soda. The lemon you are after though is no where to be seen. But you know he he is here. You can feel it.
>>25737837
Searching through the town you happen upon a home. This is it. He's behind this door. But it's odd. It's not silent. He knows you are looking for him. So why would they be talking. Maybe you should eavesdrop?
Do we burst in, or do we see if there is anything interesting going on?
>>25737856
Despite being a pony of action and 'fuck consequences,' we shall listen to what nefarious conversations come from the lemon's home. And plot an appropriate one-liner for the busting in soon to come.
>>25737856
This is a rare chance to get lemon intelligence which we have little of.
>>25737856
Ear to the door, but be wary; the door could be rigged to explode.
>>25737974
Agreed, for both the listening and one-liner.
We should say that life handed us a lemon, and now we're going to make lemonade.
>>25737974
>>25738009
>>25738981
>>25738886
Busting in might be fun and all. But maybe listening in might be for the best. Plus it could give you time to think of a sick one liner, "Your juice is cooked", yeah. that's it. You head over to the window to get a clearer sound.
Inside you see the lemon standing with two larger citrus fruits cornering the yellow bastard. Good on'em. "Tony Tangeloni isn't going to be too happy about what we heard here today lemon."," once he find out that you failed him, it's going to be the juicer for that wife and cute kid of yours." The lemon gulps as he's pushed farther into the corner. "As for you, well you don't need to worry about them too much."
So Tony tangeloni of the tangelo crime family put the lemon up to his deeds by threatening his family. Sure you had beef with the lemon. But you couldn't just let the guy get squashed like this right?.. and his family what about them?
Oh. the moral delima.
>>25739333
This is going to be the end of it tonight. Please be reasonable when making your choice. Maybe even lemons deserve some kindness :^ )
>>25739333
The revenge should be visited upon the guilty.
Lemon and Tangelo alike shall be juiced, though not the wife or kid.
Let them off with a warning.
>>25739333
So the lemon was a pawn all along. I say we bust in, save the lemon (bear with me), and then tell him that we help him rescue his family and take down Tony Tangelo...
...if and only if when this is all done he agrees to get his ass out of here and back up on our counter so that we can conquer our original objective of getting a lemon off the counter.
>>25739333
oh god I feel lost
our driving force behind this whole quest was our hatred of lemons and now we find that the lemon we were hell bent on destroying was being controlled like a puppet the whole time!
what do we dooooooooooooooooooooooooo
we can't just change our qt mark to a tangerine above a juicer, can we?
>>25739809
the counter is destroyed bro, along with the whole kitchen, remember the fire spirit?
>>25739879
Good point. And now that reread the older posts carefully I see that the reason we needed to get it off the counter at all was "to put said citrus in its place" and "to deliver a serious blow to that lemon's ego".
We no longer need to take the lemon down a peg, since Tony Tangelo has clearly already done that. Our new goal should be justice. Down with tangelos.
>>25739931
And just what in the hell is Tony trying to do anyway? Is he trying to start a war by forcing lemon to make an attempt on the lime king's life? Is Tony also the one who started the rumor that "the lemon has been in cahoots with the grapefruit kingdom"? We need to know. Burst in now and demand answers from Tony's goons.
Man, this is ajuicystory.
>>25739962
One last thing: steal that tangelo's hat. It will suit us better than our armor if we need to play detective for a while. Having a wide variety of appropriate headgear is a crucial part of any adventure.
but guys, if we destroy all the tangelaleos, then we won't be protected from clowns
>>25739333
A Revelation!
We shall save the lemon from the Mafia Halos and destroy the entire syndicate. Then, we will face the lemon head-to-head in a final battle. And if we win, we will raise his family as our own.
Find one flaw.
>>25740192
I think the fact that his offspring may want to kill us afterwards in a "Inigo Montoy-lemon-a, you killed my father, prepare to die." fashion may be considered a flaw.
>>25739333
Man, fuck tangelos. Juice some weenie orange fruits, join forces with lemon, equip new hat.
>>25739333
let's put the squeeze on the Tageloni crime family
but what should we do about the lime army?
surely they'll want to ream lemon for trying to poison there king
B-b-b-b-bump
So, it looks like so far we all agree that the tangelos need to get fucked up, and we have two votes for a new hat. We seem to be divided about whether or not we're going to fight the lemon afterwards, but we can worry about that after taking on organized crime.
Our path seems clear. Now is the time to burt in with our one-liner.
>>25742165
>now is the time to burt in with our one-liner
I just realized something. Do we even have a name? I couldn't find one in any of the posts. We should pick one.
Fruit Juicer, Vitamin C, Citric Acid, Lemon Rind, Lemon Peel, Lemon Aid,Lemon Party.
>>25742918
a name is not important right now
there are other things that need to be taken care of
like those nefarious tangelos
>>25739809
>>25739879
>>25739931
>>25740506
Sure you had beef with the Lemon, but you were a warrior of justice, and if these no good rotten tangelos were behind all of this, then you were going to put this to a stop. Plus that one Tangelo had a really cool hat. Rushing to the former enemies aid you burst through the door like a rampaging stallion, squishing one of the tangelos in the process. You toss aside your old helmet and replace it with the stylish new hat. "Looks like you two need a glass of freshly squeezed pain." You tip your new found hat at the lemon in a gesture of peace. The lemon tips back in spirit. The tangelo squeezes from under your hoof and bolts out the door," You'll be sorry about this. Tony Tangeloni doesn't play game toots." You scoff at his threats. You weren't afraid to play rough.The goal was clear. The goal was now clear. You were going to stop the tangelos, and save a wife and kid, and this lemon was going to help. "I'm going to save your wife and kid lemon, but after this. You're coming with me. Got it?" the Lemon nods and follows you out the door. Now you just had to get him past these limes. They might be under your command, but limes weren't exactly the brightest of the bunch. One bad lime and it was curtains for the lemon.
>>25743564
Tell them that you captured him and you were instructed to take him to...the dungeon or something
>>25743564
Being the clever horse you waisted no time in figuring out a plot to squeeze this lemon by the quard. What does a Lime, horse, or well any creature with any sense about him love more than vengeance? It was simple. A free hat. You toss your old helmet into the center of town and watch as the limes gather round. Using this distraction you walk out of town with your heads held high. Now to the Tangelo HQ.
>>25743621
It was A simple find to say the least. All you had to do was follow the juice trail that tangled tangelo left behind. The final destination of your journey set before you. The tangelos within on high alert. so it might be a good idea to play it safe and try to sneak in. but charging in would be so cool. You could do this the easy way by sneaking in, or the hard way. Oh the choices.
>>25743649
We ain't no bitch
Charge in with another witty one liner, they'll never see it coming
>>25743649
where's the fire we had?
time for some burnt oranges...er tangelos
>>25743649
>"Looks like you two need a glass of freshly squeezed pain."
Breddy gud one-liner.
But yeah, we have our enemy clear in front of us, now is not the time for caution. We need our Vitamin C!
>>25743649
I also vote for not thinking through the consequences of our actions. Full speed ahead.
>>25743649
Knock on the door politely. Then charge in when they open it.
>>25743665
>>25744309
>>25744910
>>25745171
Consequences? Fuck that noise, you ain't no bitch made horse. You grab your fire and put on your cool guy shades. It's time to fuck some tangelos up. With the fury of a tiny horse you kick in the door to unleash your best one liner yet. "Looks like----erh. uhm.. I uh...." You find yourself thoroughly surrounded. Turns out that tangelo you let go warned them that you enjoyed kicking in doors and delivering sick one liners. Only one thing to do now. "hands up don't shoot."
>>25745383
What are hands?
>>25745422
This.
Also, shoot with what? Gonna squirt us with juice?
>>25745383
Take one hostage
>>25745383
One slight setback isn't the worst thing in the world. Besides it seems their boss wanted to talk to you anyway. Good thing. You're led up a flight of stairs and down a hall and pushed into a room a large room with a great view of... Wait. that was the lemons wife. "I see you've spotted our grand prize." A large round tangelo swirls from behind the desk of the room. An intimidating figure to say the least. "You see. You have two options here. 1. You, horse. You get outta here while I deal with this lemon, and I swear I better not see ya ugly mug anymore, or 2. all of you's gets it." "Why " cried the Lemon"" why are you doing this." "You failed me lemon, I and the grapefruits wanted the lime dead and you couldn't even do that. Now I'm never getting that supply of nitrogen rich soil they promised me." that's a lot of expository dialogue, glad we got that out of the way.
"So what's it going ta be toot's you gonna comply. or do you think you can still win?"
>>25745476
We can still beat you, lowly citrus fruit.
>>25745432
Citrus juice contains citric acid Anon. Just imagine if that got into her eyes.
talk about painful.
>>25745476
if the tangelos and grapefruits want the limes nitrogen rich soil
this gives me an idea, it's well known that limes and the filthy mexicans of the citrus world so that nitrogen rich soil is likely contaminated with e-coli
offer to help them in exchange for lemon and his family's safety
the tangelos and grapefruits will end up sick and weak so they'll be no threat in the long run, the limes will be gone, good riddance to that vermin and we can deal with lemon as we see fit
it's the perfect plan
>>25745476
Nitrogen fixation occurs naturally in the atmosphere as a result of lighting. Too bad we aren't a pegasus.
This calls for subterfuge! Agree to get out of here. Then, as soon as we are out of here, climb that crane and rescue lemon wife. With the hostage rescued we can start kicking fruit rind.
>>25746166
Alternatively, we could ask what industrial infrastructure the grapefruit kingdom has access to. If sufficient, explain that ammonia can be converted to nitric acid through two oxidation reactions, and a distillation (the second oxidation requires water as an absorption medium).
NH3 + O2 ==> NO + H2O
NO + O2 ==> NO2
NO2 + H2O ==> HNO3 + NO
Of course, this all relies on us having at least a highschool level knowledge of chemistry, and the grapefruits being able to achieve half a dozen atmospheres of pressure at 200 degrees celsius.
Tenth page save.
>>25746166
>>25746371
Rather than dealing with petty things like ultimatums you were a horse of SCIENCE!. Dawning your handy dandy lab coats you and your lemony partner begin to deal out a nice lecture on nitrogen fixation. Hoping that the tangelo will see past his short sightedness.
>>25748111
Apparently not. Rather than it's intended purpose of education it seems to have left your would be pupil in a state of confusion. Poor guy. All you wanted was for him to learn. Oh well. Might as well use this chance to help the lemons family. Out into the hallways and onto the roof you run.
>>25748162
Using the crane you lower the lemons family to safety, or at least what you had assumed was safety. Through the roof comes crashing a tremendous power. It was tony. He was mad. and he was BIG. So big in fact the building can't ignore his girth, and he was coming for you. You had to deal with this situation. but how. You think back to a few hours ago. What was that thing you were filled with for the longest time? Oh yeah, hate.
You channel that feeling and close your eyes.
>>25748162
Well... I guess that works. We're saving the lemon's family now, right?
>>25748221
Yay for hate!
>>25748221
It takes a few moments, but it comes through. You see two items. a staff, and a sword. you can only choose one... but which.
>>25748221
Let's do the bull fighting routine at the edge of the roof. Make sure to provoke him further.
>>25748245
Potential fruit-magic staff is a go.
>>25748251
Agreed, edge of the roof is the only way to go. And let's use the sword for it. We're an earth pony, not a unicorn. Let's use that racial strength bonus.
>>25748245
Time to slice that orange.
RULES OF NATURE
>>25748245
Too bad one of the options isn't a fruit juicer, like our cutie mark.
And now everyone still watching has weighed in, so we're back to waiting.
>>25748728
Good times son
>>25748245
Closest thing to a fruit juicer in this set is the blade.
We need to find a way to suplex the tangelo.
So in this adventure we are an earth pony wearing lime green combat armor, a stolen fedora, sunglasses, and a labcoat. We are about to coalesce a magical sword out of pure hate so that we can fight a tangelo mob boss to prevent a war between two kingdoms.
We are awesome.
>>25748287
>>25748276
>>25748283
The Sword? The staff? Who has time for choices? Let's just fuck shit up senpai. You grasp at both objects. Suddenly your hate is replaced by a new feeling. content. Suddenly you're enveloped by a warm white light, Binding and twisting it works its way around until you step forth born anew MAHOU SHOUJO CITRIC WIZARD PEGASUS KNIGHT.
>>25750626
Fuck yes.
>>25750626
That's going to be it for tonight. Thank you all for reading and I'll see you tomorrow.
>>25750646
Fuck no.
>page 10
This is clearly the work of those darn tangelos
>>25752083
>page 9
And the grapefruits that employ them.
>>25750626
Where is her owner?
>>25752846
I have no idea what this question means. Did you mean the anon running the quest when you said "owner"? Or is this some sort of weeb reference to her current form? Or what?
If the question is literally just what it looks like, then our citrus slayer main character doesn't have an owner. She is a free pony, entitled to all the rights and responsibilities that such a position entails under Equestrian law.
>>25753234
>>25753234
See >>25726354
>It's just too bad that green guy you keep around has gone out with your only kriss kross album, couldhave come in handy.
>>25753262
Thanks.
>>25753259
Dude, I forgot a throwaway joke from the second post of the story and you count that as autism? Does that word even mean anything anymore?
>>25753397
[autism intensifies]
we're going to make that tangelo pay.
>>25754847
for sure.
For king lemon!
I'm tired of keeping you guys waiting. So while I'm finishing up this last bit, I'm going do post what I have.
>>25756698
Tony Tangelino Scoffs at your new appearance. You may be MAHOU SHOUJO CITRIC WIZARD PEGASUS KNIGHT ©, But surly you were no match for the power the grapefruits had gifted to him. With a massive leap his unimaginable girth masks the sun sending the land around into a fit of tangelic darkness. What power what strength. If he lands with the power he has now. The only thing left of the lemon family would be rind.
>>25756782
>Though his girth and power may be unignorable. You had no choice but to fight. For life, for love... for lemon. Raising your wand to the sky you unleash a powerful force. The lemon slows his decent until it arrives at a complete stop. now he only lay before your mercy.
>>25756858
JUICE THE FUCKER
>>25756858
Bring a fruit-based reckoning to the damn tangerine.
>>25756858
>>25757573
>>25757786
Thrusting forward and incredible speed you Cleave the tangelo In twain, Nothing personnel. Tangelino returns to his normal size and begins a much less threatening descent to the ground. His final words,"gurggle gurggle ahhh" looks like the day is saved.
>>25757976
The day was saved, Tony Tangelino now resides with the great juicer in the sky. Though their remains a final dilemma. We've come so far on our journey, but the object of our quest now set right before us. What do we do with the lemon?
>>25757976
acquire the lemon.
>>25758050
Juice him right there. In front of his family.
>>25758050
"You escaped me before, but you stand before me now. Your vile work against the other kingdom was forced and so they may forgive you for that. However, I chased you before even that." We must crouch down and prepare to take our prize at last. "You escaped me before, but you will not this time."
>>25758050
Slice him into 8 evenly divided parts and consume him like the barbarian you are.
>>25758050
boop lemon on the blossom end and tell him that if he ever mocks you again even the mighty olive armies of ancient times could not save him
>>25758050
juice him too
his crimes against the limes may have been to forced upon him, but his crime of being a lemon is just as vile
>>25758050
"Deliver a serious blow to that lemons ego", as we originally intended. Whatever that entails. Maybe we just tell it to get on a counter so that we can grab it back off again.
>>25750626
>MAHOU SHOUJO CITRIC WIZARD PEGASUS KNIGHT.
doujin when?
Page nine, spare lemon.
>>25758081
>>25758443
>>25758664
Now that the tangelo issue has settled. It's time to finish what you started. The lemon feels safe but not for long "Sorry Lemon, but you know what happens now."
>>25760763
There will be war. The limes and the grapefruits are far from peace. But it is not your war. It is time to return home, or atleast to what was left of it. You make the trek from the frozen wasteland of the refrigerator continent back to your now slightly above room temperature dwelling. Dealing with you prize as you see fit that green guy you live with makes has returned. "Look Anon, I got the lemon from the counter all by myself." The green guy just stands there in silence. Gazing on the embers of what was once his home. He opens his mouth and only says,"Where did you get those wings from?"
End.
>>25760805
Alright thank you guys for putting up with me for so long. I hope you all enjoyed.
>>25760805
>>25760817
Fantastic man. Try it again some time.
>>25760817
It was short but fun. Thanks for sticking with it.
>>25760805
>"Where did you get those wings from?"
THANKS M A LARSON
and thanks OP, this was fun
>>25760817
Damn right I enjoyed it
Can't wait to see what you're planning on doing next OP
>>25760817
One of the best CYOAs I've ever been part of. Short, sweet, and funny. Let us all know the next time you feel like running one of these.
>>25762298
anyone thinking of running a cyoa should take note of this post
>>25732185
Dat face... Dat deeper face...
>>25763583
The faces of true anger anon.
