>Thanks for these tasty gems, Anon. But what can I do for you in return?
>>25722943
Can you go get me a slice of Victorian sponge from the shops? im a bit hungry
>>25722943
Sing that Jolly Old Saint Nicholas song again.
>>25722943
Get over Rarity
>>25722943
get me the key to Twilight'schastity cage
>>25722943
die
>>25722943
I would like you to join our little organization.
>>25722943
Bend over
Go over to Rarity's and take what's yours. Trust me, chicks like it when you're aggressive.
>>25722943
Choke yourself!
>>25722943
Suck on those little toes of yours.
>>25722999
Do it, dubstrips demand it.
>>25722943
Start masturbating.
>>25722943
I want to fuck Rarity. thanks
>>25722943
"How about you arrange a date with me and Twilight?"
>"Twilight Shmilight, is that all you think about. Anon?"
"Come on, Spike, these gems weren't cheap."
>Spike continues eating. "Probably should have bought more."
"..."
>Spike perks up. "Hey, maybe that's not a bad idea Anon... But I have one *little* condition."
"Condition? This better not be getting more gems for you."
>"Nope. I'll get you a date with Twilight... but only if you get Rarity to go on a date with me."
"...You're not serious. Tell me you're not serious."
>Spike continues munching. "Well, if you don't want Twilight *that* badly..."
"Dammit. Alright, I'll arrange a date for you and Rarity on my own *little* condition."
>"Name it!"
"We're going on a double date."
>Spike spits out chunks of gems at you. "But... wait... really? Wouldn't that be kind of... weird? I mean Twilight is like a mom to me!"
"Well, if you don't want Rarity that badly..."
>"Alright, Anon, I get the point. You're on!"
>>25725789
Continue.
>>25725789
>You are Anon, the laziest Pegasus in Ponyville
>Somehow you make friends with everyone and they don't give a shit that you do nothing and have no money
>Maybe it's your cutie mark, two ponies hugging one another
>You make your way outside Twilight's library, politely saying hi to everypony you pass
>You rap a few times on Rarity's door, which opens loosely
>Uh-oh, looks like she's gone into full dress mode
>You never go into dress mode
"Hey Rarirty, are you there?"
>"Oh, hello, one minute!" she says from the back of her house."
>Finally, she comes to the door, her hair mangled and glasses drooping. Why Spike would want this mare is beyond you.
>"Oh, Anon, come in, you look like you need some proper attire for that "special somepony"!"
>Are you shitting me Spike, you already told her via flame-mail?
"Oh, well, yes, I suppose I do, Rarity. But I need a favor, a really big favor."
>She claps her hooves together happily. "Oh Anon, you are one lucky stallion! Once I heard, I couldn't stop myself from making something special for you! Here, this is the finest-"
>You stand there for a while, not really listening to the details about how this fabric was from Manehattan or the type of stitch that makes you look more macho.
>"Well, what do you think?"
"Uh... it's stunning. I can't believe you put so much work into such an outfit for me. How much do I owe you?"
>She winks at you. "Nothing, darling! I couldn't stand to see you going out with Twilight lacking the proper attire!"
>Shake it off, get to the point Anon!
"I have a REALLY big request for you Rarity."
>"Oh, are the arms not quite the right size? Is there a seam showing?"
"No, no, nothing like that. Do you mind... er... joining Twilight and I?"
>Rarity gives you a confused look. "That's not really proper, Anon, why would I-"
"Spike really wants to go out with you. He figured we might be able to do a double date."
>Rarity giggles. "Come now, Anon, you're acting like Pinkie!"
This is another "anon fucks spike" prompt, isn't it?continue
>>25726026
(I will be back after a delicious dinner. Please engage bumping mode until I get back. And no, Anon isn't going to be fucking Spike, no matter how much you want it.)
>>25726026
>>You rap a few times on Rarity's door, which opens loosely
>rape
FTFY senpai
>>25722943
Easy, stop getting episodes.
