My philosophy on life
>>25722287
They're not real though, and they can cheat on you, see you as a beta and ignore you if you imagine them more than what they are to you.a tulpa
>>25722287
>Implying ponies are incable of lying, greed, and selfishness
>>25722287
>tfw no lesbian horse waifu
>tfw they'd never be more than "best friends"
Even drinking bleach would only make things worse
>>25722287
Honestly, Anon.
I'm more of a drain on my girlfriend's money than she is on mine.
She's spent about forty bucks on me so far in a currently six month relationship, not counting whatever she's getting me for Christmas, and she refuses to let me buy her anything outside of her birthday and Christmas.
>>25722287
>mfw
>>25722331
How's high school treating you
>>25722287
I completely agree with OP.
>>25722381
I wouldn't know I graduated in 2012 and I'm twenty-one and she's twenty-two.
>>25722381
>thinking if you don't have loads of money you're in high school.
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>>25722287
>>25722317
>Not being bisexual just for him
>>25722287
Let me fix it OP
Girlfriend:
-cheats
-mean
-drains money and time
-have sex with you
Pony Waifu:
-doesn't exist
-doesn't exist
-doesn't exist
-She's nothing but a fictional character co-created by your own ego to adjust her into loving you (as a defense strategy of your own mind trying to fight depression caused by loneliness)
>>25723281
What say you go be a faggot somewhere else, huh chief.
>>25723255
Needs to shave. And be younger. And be female.
Not just in form, but fundamentally.
>>25722293
>being cheated on by own subconsciousness
That could indicate a serious problem.
>>25723281
/thread
>>25723281
HAHAHAH
I'm a huge waifu and plushfag and I love this because its completely true.
Just be honest with yourself faggots.
Oh and sorry i'm betraying my class, I'm basically the FDR of autistic ponyfags.
>>25723281
It truly is a depressing world.
>>25723281
>She's nothing but a fictional character co-created by your own ego to adjust her into loving you (as a defense strategy of your own mind trying to fight depression caused by loneliness)
pseudo-freudian babble
>>25723831
yes, and FDR was a big pushover too
stand up for your waifu, don't bend over for retards with the emotional intelligence of a paper bag
>>25723281
What if you're not lonely, and you just don't appreciate the affection of other humans?
for me, it's
girlfriend:
- project your fantasies onto reality
- satisfy each others drives for attention and probably sex
- 3dpd
- everything breaks down when the reality supporting your fantasy changes because your expectations don't match reality
pony waifu:
- accept that your fantasies should stay as fantasies
- unconditional love, unchanging loyalty
- 2d perfection
- possibility of tulpa
- relief of the dissonance caused by having an inconsistent view of reality
then it's just a trade off for what you are capable of dealing with mentally. Do you choose a fake relationship in order to satisfy your psychological drives for attention and sex, or do you have an ideal relationship and learn to cope with unsatisfied drives?
