>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!"
>>25721330
Thank you?
y-you too
>>25721330
>*Confused baby anon hors noises*
>>25721330
It's not my birthday Ponk.
Just cause Neighvember /sounds/ like November doesn't mean it's the same month.
>>25721330
MY BIRTHDAY WAS 3 WEEKS AGO, BITCH
My birthday wasyesterday
>>25722098
hah sucker
>>25721330
thanks absters
>>25722098
mine was 7 days ago;-;
>>25721330
>tfw I skipped my last birthday because of exams
>tfw I know it would be shit anyway
>>25721330
My birthday is in 23 days.
Pinkie it's not my birthday for five more days.
>>25721330
But my birthday isn't for anothertwodays, silly pink horse.
>>25725461
AS WELL
>As if on instinct, your arm swings and a solid fist lands on Pinkie's face
>Pinkie is knocked out cold by your punch
>Shit, you didn't mean to do that
>But you can't just sneak up on a brother like that
>Meanwhile, the ponies behind her kept screaming
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!"
>>25724750Mine too.I only just got around to buying myself a birthday cake yesterday, though.
>>25726381
>Happyalmostbirthday!
>>25721330
But my birthday was a week ago...
>>25721330
>anon is dead
>>25721330
My birthday was six months ago ponk
>>25721330
Pinkie, my birthday isnt for anotherfive daysI'll still take the birthday sex though
>>25722098
>>25724750
>>25725461
>>25726381
>>25726435
>>25726487
>>25726731
Fellow Decemberfags, share with me the pain of having our birthdays ignored or lumped together with Christmas.
>>25721330
Actually, today really is my birthday.
Thank you,pink horse!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl-yuLXw7nk
>>25721330
You're a week late but better late than never
Thanks ponk
>>25726750
>tfw when people care more about jesus's birthday than ours.
>>25726758
Happy birthday, horsefucker
>>25726750
I always loved it as a kid, it just meant more presents.
>>25722098
>>25724750
>>25725461
>>25726381
>>25726435
>>25726487
>>25726731
>>25726750
nine more days for me
>>25726803
For me it meant less, since everyone just does one gift that counts for both.
>>25726803
I always wanted to have a pool party for my birthday but never got to since 2cold
>>25726799
Thanks. Everyone is invited to the pony celebration orgy.
>>25726888
I call bottom
>>25726884
Same here.
>>25726750
Dec. 31st here.
>>25721330
My birthday is not yet bitch
Wait 17 days
>>25726884
>pool party
Where I live the weather sucks so hard you couldn't throw a pool party in the summer - plus nobody has pools
>>25726884
>>25726928
Well, I lived in Florida.
Unfortunately, I had no friends there.
>>25726928
There was one time one of my second grade buds had a pool birthday party in December at his rich ass grandparents house and they had a heated cover over their pool. Shit was hax
>>25721330
Equestria runs on a completely different calendar than earth, how can you tell it was my birthday?
>>25727056
Are you seriously asking Pinkie Pie for logic? You are not long in the show, are you?
>>25726750
>>25726803
>got a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods a few years back from my Uncle
>he's a huge outdoors guy, encase you couldn't guess
>"t-thanks for the card, I really appreciate it"
>half of my immediate family's began giving me gift cards to their favorite stores, too, ever since
>always with some half-assed excuse, like 'you never know when you'll need more clothes :)' or some bullshit
Being a Decemberfag is hell.
>>25727103
Sometimes she can be surprisingly logical.
>It was under Eeeeee~
>tfw birthday is in June
Literally the best month to have your birthday fall under
>Right in the middle of the year, spaced perfectly apart from Christmas
>Right before summer, so I can spend my birthday dosh on stupid crap over vacations
>Right when school gets out so all my friends are always free to hang out or have a party
Where my Junefags at?
You will never know the pain of being born on Christmas...
Did you know that if 367 anons post in this thread some of them will necessarily have the same birthday? It's a true fax.
>>25727267
Any wise guys ever try passing frankincense and myrrh off as "presents" to you?
>>25726435
>buying yourself a birthday cake
That's really depressing. I'm sorry. Really I am.
>>25726750
>tfw
>>25727147
Maybe it's because your family doesn't know you or what you like very well?I know that's the case for me.
>>25727267
Jesus pls go, the End Times don't happen for another decade.
>>25727553
>the End Times don't happen for another decade.
??
Is 2025 the new meme year to replace 2000 and 2012?
>>25721330
it was a week ago :/
>>25727593
I just pulled a time frame out of my ass. It's what everyone else does anyway.
>>25727176
Eh, August. It's near the ass-end of summer. Nothing exciting happens.
>>25726750
>woooo, winter break starts today!
i-it's also my birth--
>WINTER BREAK, YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Who /Sagittarius/ here?
>>25721330
>>25727771
Reporting. I don't pay attention to horoscopes or anything though.
>tfw being a /January/ fag
I don't get anything good, I get the scraps left over from Christmas.
>>25727800
>>25726435
SHit, friend. Either have a meet up with friends or don't celebrate at all. Buyin gyourself a cake is the saddest fucking thing you can do for your birthday.
>>25727800
Fucking dark as fuck
>>25727987
>being alone with a cake is sadder than being alone without a cake
Nah.
>>25721330
My birthdays not until August you pink tweeker.
>>25721330
>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!"
>"C'mon, blow out the candles!"
>"Oh, fiiine... I'll do it for you!"
>"It's your favorite flavor, Anon. Quadruple Chocolate Cream!"
>"Here's your slice..."
>"C'mon Nonny, do I have to do EVERYTHING for you? Just grab the fork..."
>"Please? For me?"
>"...Anon, please wake up..."
>"I know it's supposed to be YOUR birthday, but... I really wish you'd wake up..."
>"I miss you..."
>"We all do...">"H-happy birthday to you... Happy b-birthday to you..."
>>25728094
P-please anon, don't remind me of that green
>>25726750
December 27th here.
>mfw receiving "early birthday gifts" on christmas
>>25721330
How did you even know?
I never tell anybody when my birthday is
>>25728221
Which one?
Are you perhaps talking about...
>>25728278
Spoiler that shit son
>>25726803
Literally this. Especially having your birthday theday afterChristmas. I love it.
>>25727800
I think its fucking hilarious that the Flut Slut is knocked over.
Nigga dont really care. Bitch musta died in his fantasy.
can we just ave a happy thread for once?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcIHeZgm5Rg
>>25727176
I kick off hurricane season
>mfw June 1st
