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MOFF GET
>>25717977
About time you got one.
>>25717929
Hey I just noticed the "Old" and "Dead" theme, you sneaky runt.
>>25718661
They are here since the last threadI updated the fast travel because of thatAnd because of someone too
tfw Sequin is eating ice cream
>>25719458
And, you can have ice cream too
>>25719485
How would Hexferry eat her Ice cream?
>>25719625
>Not even 10 posts in and you are acting stupid
>>25719658
I think she would eat it without spilling a drop or getting any on herself like Sequin does.No u
>>25719748
She wouldfellateher ice cream.
>>25719835
Her mom wouldn't approve of Hexferry slobbering over an ice cream cone and slurping it like a common whore.
>>25719929
Very embarrassed Hexferry receiving a lesson on how to fellate ice cream like a lady from her mom, in public.
Real moff hours have started
>>25721194
WHO UP MOFFERS
what if moth ponies were just breezies? like tiny moth pones
>>25721222
Nah, I mean, isn't like that mothponies are moths, thats dumb
>>25718809
Well I just caught on now.
>>25719625
With a bowl.
>>25721222
They'd be tiny.
How would you feel ifGoldie was drawn pretty lewdly, right now.
>>25721291
I'd feel pretty alright.
And hungry. I'm gonna make breakfast.
>>25721291
Indifferent, isn't like that I like Goldie that much
>>25721297
>>25721303
>>25721291
Y'know, I betcha HornyAnon would love it. Unless he's here right now and can speak for himself.
>>25721297
>>25721303
>>25721309
Well, it exists.
>>25721315
Das pretty lewd. Well done actually.
Hey I've just noticed; is there a reasoning for the switch from white backgrounds to a more gray/purple one? I like it.
>>25721319
It's less headache inducing at night and it happens to look better too.I retired my old Note 10.1 and got a surface pro3
>>25721222
That one doujin about molesting fairies comes to mind
>>25721315
If I touch her lewd enough will she cum?
>>25721326
Well you're right; it does look better.
>>25721367
It would be extremely climatic.
>>25721398
For youagree[\spoiler]
>>25721448
Course I agree. Butthat's how everything that can feel sexual pleasure works you dunce
>>25721462
No agree with the background color change looking good.
But also that have a moth.
>>25721471
Oh okay.
Also; a reminder that she's going to run into a wall if she keeps looking back at you.
>>25721508
>"Teheh-oomph!"
>The just moments ago giggling Sequin is now sprawled unconscious on the floor
Winter moth stuff when?
>>25721661
Mothpiles for warmth after a day outside playing in the snow.
>>25721661
Actias would be dressed as Santa Claus or something.
Goes around thought the windows to leave Santa stuff, the perfect pass time because nobody really knows her.
>>25721857
Hell, get Bell Pepper and Acteus to pull the sled.
But the streets have been cleared of snow so Actias's cart is just screeching against the ground. The town knows there's a Moth who does this every year but don't know who she or her cronies are.
>>25721661
"Mares I need mistletoe"
>"But Virgo you are mistletoe"
And then Virgo was covered in kisses
Reminder that getting a drunk Actias to ram through Virgos wall with her wagon when he's about to get a mistletoe kiss is asking for a bad holiday.
>>25723190
Or a kick ass one, depends who you're asking
>>25724140
I remember that. Who's ass is getting hunted by who?
>>25723517
It'd be both.
>>25721315
Help her get back on her hooves?
y/n
>>25725028
Something tells me she's not on her back because she fell and needs help getting up...
>>25725028
y
Time to interrupt her rudely
>>25725112
Probably slipped on a moth banana. Fucking Dandelion leaving her food around.
>>25725132
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being not so rude and 10 being rudely rude, how much?
>>25725028
If I help her up, will she lick me?
>>25725172
Depends how fast. Recoil her enough and you'll get a whip with it.
>>25725165
9.99
>>25725226
If I hold an insect in front of her face will she shoot out her tongue and grab it?
>>25725509
Last I checked, moths don't eat other insects.
>>25725521
I would eat a moth if you get it
>>25725956
Anon, that'd take preparations.
First it's a matter of getting their consent if they die, salvaging what little beef can be considered edible on a horse and finding a place to do a crime against nature in their world where you won't be hunted down.
>>25726022
Pretty sure that they are going to survive but the point is to make them scream, a lot
Page 9 here just to remind you that you guys are nerds
I am a different Anon.
Page 8 is gone now, you can come out.
Reminder that you should not get Actias wasted. It's like feeding a Gremlin at night, only instead of going crazy she'll just cruise around in her wagon and only stop when she is made as much property damage as possible. Including you.
>>25727859
I would feed herso she ends smothering me all the night with hugs
licky moff horse
>>25728156
>Donut in mouth
Batpony pls go
>>25728178
Donutsnoots are universally cute, no matter what pony type they are applied to.
>>25728178
Batshit pls go
>>25727769
Page 9 here, you are a loser
>>25729172
Here again, bunch of nerds
>>25728156
And that's why you can never take her out to eat donuts.
Does this count as ashit eating grin?
>>25727902
Yer funeral.
>>25728156
I'm stealing that donut soon.the kindergarten "lick it" trick won't stop me.
>>25730534
It would be nice to die that way, hugged to death
>>25730594
Me personally I'd like to keep my skeleton intact.
We got a mutual understanding, see? Something normal skeletons and Actias can't comprehend.
>>25727902
I want Actias to smother my face with her butt
>>25730823
Anon, you want a lot of things.
Maybe you should just ask though.
>>25730823
i want to smother her butt with my dick
>>25730823
>>25730959
Fuck that.
I'd settle down and listen to her singing to grow a constructive opinion in her work.
But I mean, you can do both of those too if ya want.
>>25730931
I can't see that working out in any way, sup Actias please press your butt against my face while I become visibly aroused.
>>25731182
Well at that point you might as well ask "Hey, wanna bang?"
You'd probably have more luck as this Anon in that case.
>>25730959
But why even want to do an Actias? There are plenty other things to do.
Think of a mothYou just asked the moth if they want to bang
Who is your moth and how does your moth of choice react?
>>25732534
>"Okay."
/question
>>25733018
Nope, you forgot to state the name of the moth, you have failed this simple test and will not proceed to the finals.
How would Sweet Silk feel if she was accidentally pulled into a mothpile when visiting Dust Valley?
>>25733076
Shut up dad.
>>25733247
It'd be from a totally different reason, not tradition or moth antics
As in "Virgo and Minty came together with a spankin' new industrial vacuum about the size of a small skyscraper".
>>25733305
...so she stuck a vacuum cleaner up her hole or something?
Page 9 here to remind you
You are a nerd
>>25735885
Page one here to concur. Fucking nerds.
>>25735904
Page 9 here again, you too fucking nerd
>>25736491
Apparently page 9 can get a sequel. Wasn't much of a hit in the box office, don't see why.
Batfaggot that draws moths for attention because their shitty general is dead
>>25736625
This place is dead too you nerd
>>25736625
Is this really going to be a thing again? How memetic.Post draw suggestions or remind me if I missed one.
>>25736743
Filly of your choice as cotton candy
>>25736743
Probs too late, but I got a good idea.
A filly of your choice is now resembling cotton candy.
>>25737368
But its the same >>25736773
>>25737448
But better.
Outta here for a while. Stay alive.
Page 9 here
Check this out losersPost 96 get
How do you know a mothpony has had a rough night?
Even their compound eyes are bloodshot.
>>25739799
>"Oh hey Hexferry, had a bad night?"
>Angry tsundere moth noises
>"Sorry for you"
Something like that
>>25739972
But Hexferry's eyes are not alium
>>25736773
>>25737368
CottonDANDY
>>25740103
They're cute is what they are
>>25740111
I'd eat her up.
As a candy, not as a mare.
>>25740111
Would eat, but I don't want to get her bald
Compound eye contacts
>>25740777
>>25740779Everytime Dandelion fails to check her counterpart in Dust Valley suddenly shouts out what the post she was quoting says
>>25740776
What contacts, they're real eyes and not contacts, d-don't be silly...
>>25740111
Oh, I get it. It's funny because of wordplay.
>>25740776
More like contact eyes.
>>25741377
All alium eyed mothponies actually just have dark holes in the place of their eyes because their contact eyes fell off.
>>25741410
That could be useful for some party tricks. Or storing your keys so you don't loose them.
>>25741431
>Be Minty
>buy a bunch of maggots used for ice fishing
>take your eyes off
>put some maggots into the sockets
>put eyes back on
>locate Birch
>wait for them to just start crawling out
>poke Birch on the shoulder with your hoof so she turns to look at you
"Birch my eyes feel weird..."
>>25741643
>Birch has the same kind of eyes
>mission failed
>
>Play Dark Souls with Hexferry.
>Tell her to keep her shield up instead of holding her weapon with both her hands.
>She tells you to shut up, she got this.
>Enemy comes from behind and she swings at them.
>Enemy pops in from behind and gets her.
>She Died
>You laugh
>Get hoof'd in the nuts
>>25743701
Now give the controller to Sequin
>>25743701
Should of told her to drop her shield.
>>25744410
>Dodgin' and weavin' left and right
>Getting bosses on the second try after one life spent observing them
>Hardcore parkour to glitched ledges
>She botches up once and she slips off a cliff
>You laugh
>You lost a friend
>>25744491
>give to Virgo
>dies repeatedly while trying to peek up Priscilla's skirt
>>25743676
Thats some hardcore samefagging
>>25746554
Normally we're at twenty.
Page 9 here
Stop making me bump the thread you nerds
>>25747104
What the fuck did I said
Goddamn fuck you guys
Fuck everything
>>25749287
We can't go that far into autism, Anon.
It's like radiation; might feel good but eventually you just keel over. Or something like that.
>>25749287
Literally "who" tier, that idea is dumb and you should feel dumb
>>25749346
>that far
where do you think we are?
>>25749381
The end of the line.
Nyx a shit
HATE YOU
Hexferry a good.Are there any trap moths?Only the highest boypussy will do
>>25751013
Moondust is kinda gay, girly and feminine, and Gemini is a trap
>>25751013
Your art still looks like something a 4 year old would draw. Fuck off back to the bat general
>>25751177
isn't it past your bed time young man?
seriously though kill yourself.
>>25751013
Nice Hexferry, makes me wonder what she is leering at like that, seems mischevious
>>25749287
I'd rather fallout moth, Nyx a shit
>>25751013
Those eyebrows are implying something.
>>25751311
>finally going to do it
>pass all the "don't do it, we love you" bullshit signs
>about to jump when I look down
>"do a flip faggot"
>laugh for the first time in weeks
>go and get a burger instead
>>25752775
I like to think that it was the first one written and some guy wrote all of the nicer ones to counter it.
>>25752025
Mister Handy or git.
>>25752775
This is how you save the world, not by hugging it.
Normally that big meanie is around here.
He's not. I like you guys.
>>25753455
Well, actually my opinion is starting to sink a little.
Here's a random mothpony image instead of trying to get a conversation started since it never works.
>>25754056
It does work.
But some people apparently want to turn it into something about sex or related. Nothing but Virgos and Caramels behind the keyboards.
>>25754201
Let Virgos and Caramels do their thing, it's their way of communicating. At least it's something.
>>25740784
Spooky posts haunting ponies.
I have to wonder if the mothponies habbit of mothpiles and helping each other warm up with their chestfluff has given any non-moth ponies visiting Dust Valley during the winter a mothpony fetish.
>>25756168
Like when the male snakes join sex orgies just to get heat? Or less sexual like just a massive hug
>>25754470
You don't happen to be either of them, do ya?
>>25756209
Massive hug for warmth
Hexia dresses up as Hexferry for a day and tries to make her reputation bad.
What happens?
>>25757278
>"Sup Hexferry want some fug?"
"Sure!"
>"What the fuck, you aren't Hexferry"
Everyone that isn't Virgo can find out that without talking with her
>>25757278
Hexia gives away all the honey Hexferry stole.
>>25757657
I can't find any photos of nyx puyaphaga to make a moth horse out of, mate.
>>25757676
>Replying to nuke
>>25757690
Nyx is fucking garbage, go fuck yourself for thinking I'd be that autistic.
>>25757676
just put moth features on this
>>25757657
>>25757728
why the fuck are you niggers spamming Nyx lately?
>>25758163
>"I post her because I'm autistic"
ftfy
>>25757657
No
>>25757728
fuck off
>>25758163
no.
>>25758319
You apparently think we're on ponychan.
>>25758383
Buh bye.
>>25758601
Sunset > Glimmer > Nyx, stop being autistic you sperg
>>25758625
They're all awful.
This entire general is autistic by the by.
>>25759711
FUCK off bats
>>25759717
moth ya donut
Page 9 here to remind you
You are a faggot
>>25760792
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>25761210
Real page 9 here
You are a faggot
>>25761725
>>25761806
>Grown up Dandelion
Disgusting
>Recieve a can of energy drink that's really close to Minty's coat color
>make orange feelers for the can and tape them on with the idea of telling everyone to try to make a moth out of everyday objects
>no matter what setting or lighting the colors don't show properly on camera and become too flat and murky for it to work at all
>don't do it due to the limits of modern technology
>>25761806
I love her killer hips, grown up Dandy's a prime breeding material.
>"It's ok Dandelion just call him a faggot too"
"But-"
>"That's how you use the internet"
Will the real Fluff Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
>>25761806
'We'
Is she going Ermac on us?
>>25763864
Assimilation is magic
>>25763940
Anon, please. There's already a thingpone thread for that.
Now is she's Ermac-ing on everyone, how long you think she'll last before giving up?
>>25763953
Probably after a few of the more colorful moths
What kind of fatalities could our Moffers have?
>>25764424
I don't have any idea right now.I'm gonna sleep on that and if I think of or see something that spurs me I'll draw fighting moffersnon-violently
>>25764424
Nothing at all.
Moths do not fight you silly bully
>>25764424
Depends on the moth, Caramel would sex her opponent to death, Moon Dust would confuse his opponents sexuality until its head exploded, Baa would expel spaghetti out of her mouth at the speed of sound, Minty would propaply give a poison joke laced enema of tea to her opponent and so on.
>>25764638
Goldie uses her tongue to throw a ball into the air and then catch it, displaying her ability to use her tongue, but on the third try she fails to catch the ball. Her opponent can't deal with the shock of seeing Goldie actually fail at something tongue-based and it simply falls over and decides to die.
10
moth requests?
I might try to draw something tomorrow
>>25766425
Virgo hanging while wrapped in Goldens tongue, who's stuck through the roof after they pissed off Hexia.
>>25766425
Two mothpony mares puffing their chestfluffs up while competing which one's the prettier one
>>25766425
Moths in a sauna, or this one >>25766901
>>25767734
Go back to hating us.
>>25767889
I still hate you faggot
Hexia, Hexferry, and Titania all share the same husband. How does it go?
>>25768959
Nothing changes.
>>25768959
>Hexia in the morning
>Hexferry in the day
>Titania in the night
>>25769327
>Bedtime with the 3 if they want
>2 to each side
>One over you with her head in your chest
>Sometimes moving to smother your face with his chest tuft
I would
A reminder that angering the Moths tends to make them erupt in nuclear fire.
>>25770097
Mister Torgue outta be proud.
>>25764424
Here's a start.Hoofs are touching.
>>25770837
You get rid of that raunchy shit right now sir
There is nothing wrong with touching hoofs
>>25769425
That would be glorious. Hexia and Hexferry cozied up next to your arms, Titania sleeping on top like the queen.
>>25768959
>>25770837Hooves are touchinghow unchristian
>>25772457
tfw you forget to turn the light of and your mothbuddy is stuck again
Faggots
>>25772457
Pop it.
>>25773260
If you throw it will it boomerang back?
>>25773930
That's me, faggot.
bom
>>25774994
We have moths present. Watch your language.
>>25775182
I want to teach the fillies indecent words and watch them wreck havoc
>>25775182Make me fgt
Moths are watching telly with you and making fun of your poor taste when it comes to shows.
What to do with what moth?
You are Anon and you have been given a mission tobreak up any sort of friendship and love between mothponiesjust because.
Pick a pair and tell us how you would do it and I might be able to use your ideas for conflicts between mothponies in the future when writing something.
>>25775598
>Be me
>Watching OPM with Actias
>She says it's stupid
>Sigh
>Go into the bathroom
>Shave head
>Go into the bedroom
>Put on Saitama costume
>Walk out
>Loom over Actias
>She starts squeaking and screaming some lengthy monologue about destroying me
"Ok."
>Sit back down and finish watching the show.
>She owes you for attending her performances.
>>25775598
>moths
>moth
I strap this moth(s) whoever it is/are into a chair(s) and make it/them marathon all 10 seasons of Supernatural with me.
>>25775620
Then I notice that it says what instead of that, contemplate my failure to read it right in the first place, push this mistake out of my head like evey other similar mistake while feeling a burning shame eating me up from the inside, proced to sudoku all over myself.
>>25775671
dont worry bby i still love u
>>25766901
>>25775957
Caramel seems to be in the lead, sorry Hexferry but her fluff has more volume than yours to begin with, you didn't stand a chance.
>>25775957
This is probably the equivalent of anime chicks combating bust sizes.
Honestly I'd prefer seeing this. Adorable, ain't it?
>>25776071
Now you make me actually want to do that properlytoo bad I havent been feeling like drawing in a while
>>25776152
Do what? The chest fluff or chest numbs?
>>25776265
The drawing properly
Virgo himself asks Squeak out on a date out of free will.
What happens?
>>25776519
Marriage.
Children.
Happiness.
>>25776521
How many children?
>>25777107
A small army's worth.War.
>>25777115
An army of hyperactive Virgo/Squeak hybrids sounds pretty scary
>>25776519
>Virgo x Squeak
Where did this idea come from? Who started this? Squeak is too pure to have a relationship.
>>25777877
>Virgo pays attention to all of the other mares
>Squeak gets jealous and wants attention
>Constantly stalks Virgo and does stuff to get his attention
>It never works
>She resorts to crushing watermelons between her thighs.:^)
>>25777877
What did Squeak say when she came to wake Virgo up in the morning?So that's how the moth rises...
Here have a greentext. It's silly and pointless
>”No the lighter one!”
>”Darker one!”
>”Liiigtheer!”
>”Daarkeer!”
>You are Anonymous, the human being that sits in his house and who would have been having a nice relaxing shut yourself inside your house and wear just undies while lazing and gaming around after a quick work run-day
>Dandelion and Flower Tart run to you, both holding a slip of paper in their mouth that to you look identical
>Dandelion grabs the slip from her mouth and by the look on her face alone you know you are in fro more whining
>Oh the joys of these little horse children coming for a visit uninvited
>”Anon Flower Tart is being a butt about blue!”
>Flower Tart shoves Dandelion to the side and practically shoves her slip of paper in yoru face
>”No she is! You can tell this one is better right? You’re a grown-up after all and have much better knowledge than her”
>You grab the paper from her hooves and snatch the one Dandelion is handing to you and look at them side to side
“...these are both the same”
>Flower Tart gasps loudly and in a very exaggerated way
>”No they’re not, this one’s clearly more brighter and superior in any way to...that ugly thing”
>Flower Tart nudges her head at Dandelion who puffs up her cheeks angrily as her eyes start to water
>”Dandelion’s blue is not ugly!”
>Flower Tart blows a raspberry at Dandelion who seems like she’s on the verge of letting the waterworks out, and you really do not have the patience to deal with that...or this to begin with
“What are you all even doing in here? You just rang my doorbell and-“
>You pause and roll your eyes
>>25778762
“Calm down your color is not stupid Dandelion Flower Tart’s just being a bitch again because she needs to have the-”
>Suddenly it’s Flower Tart who’s crying and Dandelion who’s giving you a stink eye
>”Anon called me a biitch wahahahaaa!”
>Dandelion quickly hugs her friend and puffs her cheeks in an upset manner at you now, glaring at you as she does so
>”You’re not a bitch, Anon is!”
>Flower Tart calms back down and the two talk what a big butt you are while walking back to the crayons
>You just stare at the two for a little while before jumping up and grabbing the two pieces of paper
“If you could work it out by yourselves where did you need me in the first place!”
>You throw the papers at a wall but because they’re paper they just spin around in the air and float down to your feet
>”But you’re an adult Anon, you’re supposed to solve these things for us”
>You snap your head towards Orange Pop who’s lying around on your sofa in a bored manner
“No I’m not, besides you four just barged in by yourselves the moment I opened the door and got cozy before I could even ask why you fillies were even here”
>Orange pop turns around so she’s lying on her tummy
>”But your place is the coolest place in Dust Valley”
>You’re about to say something when you hear disturbing chuckling in the corner
>Sema’s found your stash of porn magazines and she’s flipping through them while panting
>You quickly grab a pillow from your couch and throw it right at her head
“What are you even doing in here you god damn rare character, you don’t even hang around with them regularly-no before that get out of my house!”
>Sema rubs the back of her head
>”Sheehs, how packed up are you?”
>You answer by throwing the other pillow at her as well
>But then you feel a tug on your pants and you turn around to find Flower Tart and Dandelion giving you the puppy dog eyes
>You answer it by gagging a little
>>25778776
>”Anon don’t throw us out please! Pretty Dandelion pwease?”
>”Yeah please! We like you very much and don’t want to leave, I’ll even help you dress so you won’t look like a butt. You need a beautiful pink skirt and very much frills”
>”Yeah, and we’re deffinetly just here because you give sweets so easily”
>”Dandelion shhh!”
“I’m definitely throwing you out now.”
>Suddenly dandelion jump up and grabs onto your left hand
>”No!”
“What are you-“
>Flower Tart does the same to your right
>”Hold him down so he can’t throw us out!”
“You two really think that this will-“
>Something attaches itself on your head
>”I got his head!”
>Ah, Orange Pop
>Suddenly you feel a tug on your zipper
>”Then I’ll hold his-“
>You interrupt Sema
“Sema if you touch my king pickle I will give you a spanking”
>There’s a pause but then your zipper pulls open all the way
>”I might like a good spanking~”
>You feel like giving her face a good spanking
>Then Orange Pop starts to struggle and you have to move your head into many unnatural positions
>”Anon you should never hit a child!”
“But I really want to hit a child!”
>You hear Sema laughing like a seasoned pervert and in an act of desperation thrust your hips forward and hit Sema’s face
>”Wgeh!”
>>25778786
>It is a success, you knock Sema down onto her butt
>You quickly flick both of your hands, sending both Flower Tart and Dandelion flying onto the couch with both of them shouting “wheee!”
>Next you grab Sema by the tail and throw her onto the couch as well, and after that you peel Orange Pop off of your head and sit her down as well
>You stare at the four fillies with the rage of a 1000 suns in your eyes
“You guys have about 5 seconds before you’re flying out”
>All four fillies exchange glances and then grin happily as they shout out in unison
>”We love you uncle Anon!”
>All four jump at you and latch onto you, hugging you and nuzzling their heads against you affectionately
“You little shits I am trying to be angry at you!”
>Your anger is answered with more hugging and you let out an angry screecth
>The fillies let go as you stomp to your kitchen, grab a big bowl of candy, stomp back into your living room, slam the bowl down on the coffee table and then retreat to pout grumpily in your chair
>But instead of going for the candy the fillies walk up to you and climb to sit on your lap and on the recliners armrests
>Dandelion hugs you again
>”Dandelion is sorry she got so loud”
>Orange Pop rests her chin on your head while lying on top of the backrest
>”We might have gotten too excited...”
>Flower Tart rests her back against your stomach
>”You dress up the coolest”
>Sema nuzzles her head against your shoulder
>”I’m sorry, I was just screwing around...”
>You sigh
“I guess I am sorry too, I’m just feeling tired and just want to rest”
>You have to admit this is pleasant, the fillies are like small living hot water bottles
>Just then you hear the door opening and Butterscotch calling out to you
>”Anon, have you seen the fillies around?”
>>25778799
>Butterscotch walks in and finds them all resting against you, but gives you a confused look
>”Why is your fly open?”
>You glance back down and notice that it truly is so, you forgot to zip it back up after Sema
>”Is that...porn? And what’s with all this candy?”
>Oh right, the magazines Sema was reading
>You look back at the concerned Butterscotch and you’re about to say something smart when suddenly your bathroom door gets kicked open and Sagittarius hops out, face full of make-up so he looks like some form of a metal singer
>”ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOOOOCCKKKK!”
>Butterscotch seems even more confused while Sagittarius just proceeds to air guitar all over your living room
>You stare at her and your eyes meet
“I hate my life”
>Butterscotch tilts her head in confusion as you close your eyes and rest your head back and join the already sleeping fillies in their unconscious activity while Butterscotch speaks more confused questions and Sagittarius hops around, knocking things over with his solo
>and proceed to fake being in sleep as Butterscotch fixes everything and takes all the moths in your house out
>as you hear the door shut after her you let out an exhausted, yet relaxed loud sigh
>finally, peace and qui-
>the sudden sound of an air-horn right next to your ear makes you jump up and almost shit your pants
>You find a mothmare you don’t recognize making a face before quickly flying out of your house in a hurry
>...for some reason you feel like you are stuck between some sort of an interdimensional limbo
>You get up and flip everything off
“FUCK YOU UNIVERSE!”
>and then you go to sleep right there on the couch
>Only to wake up under a mothpile the next morning, feeling uncomfortably hot
>You need to start locking your door
>>25778811
That was pretty entertaining, Anon. Thanks for the chuckles.
This is also a bump by the way. I don't hate you
Just here to remind you
You are a faggot
>>25780659
Eat shit, Nine. Worst number. It's like something didn't commit to going the whole way and gave up right at the end.
>>25782086
No, fuck you nerd, you are the one that makes me be here because you don't do something the whole day and in the end I'm the one posting here
>>25782086
See? Fucking nerd
NERDS
You walk in on Virgo holding an household object as a mic and pretending to sing into ti while blasting Backstreet boys at full volume.
>>25785162
Take this nerd
>>25785620
Whats next
>>25785639
That's up to whoever walked in on him
>>25785850
>Walks in Sequin
>Pause
>Turns out she's a fan of the genre
>Join in
>>25786066
> walk in on Sequin and Virgo in the middle of a duet
>pause and stare
>ask if the two are an item or something
>Sequin gets too awkward about singing with Virgo
>Fun ruined
>>25785620
>Walk in on Caramel doing karaoke
>Expect to find her pole dancing
>instead get this
>>25787485
Grab that snout
>>25788337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMkZCSTBvV0
A moth of your choosing just ate your underwear. How do you react?
>>25789761
Kick 'er ass obviously.
It's mine.
>>25789761
I am going to choose a bunch of moths for no reason
>Minty
Give her the oh you-look while she does that looking guilty thing dogs do with their ears droopy and hangign their head low and in this case, antennae too
>Squeak
Give her the oh you-look as well, but she just shrugs while showing her tongue playfully, and then starts to growl at the underwear while ripping them apart
>Dandelion
Ask her if she's going to finish that. She will say yes while nomming on my boxer briefs. I will doubt her, which will give her more drive as she now more vigorously noms them to show she can do it.
She gives up halfway through.
>Hexferry
>Find her lying on my bed and shake my head while she raises an eyebrow and goes "What?" before letting out a "hmph." and turning her head away from me with her nose held high, my underwear still hanging from her mouth. Then she proceeds to gracefully eat the rest while pretendign to not notice me.
>Meisa
Acts slightly embarrassed that I caught her doing something like that. Mention to her that I would nto have believed to find her doign something so unhygienic. Meisa drops the undies and seems shocked, and I clear the misunderstanding by telling her that there's nothign unhygienic in them, i don't even wear underwear.
Recieve a lecture on how I should wear underwear for various reasons while Meisa unconsciously picks the undies pack up and every now and then takes a bite.
It’s time
>>25789823
Moth tells others about how you abused them.
All the moths return to kick your ass.
How long can you keep them from beating you up
Do you think Goldie gets to enjoy playing dress-up with Sepia?
I’m not even sorry because I tried
Faggots
>>25791629
No not at all.
But she's gotta do it. It's a weekend with no one else to chill with.
>>25792629
Well, no one is trying
