"Hey Anon! I was wondering if you might be up for some cuddling later this afternoon. I'll need my nap in and Twilight said you give great cuddles! You free?"
>>25714758
Fine, but you gotta give me something too.
I'm sick of living in this cardboard box on the street only getting to go inside when one of you ponies want to cuddle.
You gotta get Twilight to cast that could walking spell on me and let me live at your house.
Living in a world were everyone has predetermined roles with no skill set fucking sucks.
>>25714758
"No, I'm not free. I don't know what kind of slut you take me for. 15 bits."
>"What's a slut, Anon?"
"Go ask Rarity."
>>25714781
>anon whoring himself out for cuddles
Fukin' lel
>>25714776
"Oh... sure thing Anon, you can crash at my place for a while. You seem really cool and I wouldn't mind having you over. We can go see Twilight about that cloud walking spell right now if youd like, Im actually really anxious to start our cuddling session"
>>25714833
>(1.21 MB, 7000x6000)
I'm glad I didn't try to open this fucking picture on my phone
>>25714758
Sorry, I'm with best pony this afternoon
>>25715430
Suck deez nutz, pleb
>>25715430
What kind of phone do you have?
>>25715507
get on my level
>>25714758
>You lose your calm and proceed to run away and hide.
>You secretly love that pony, but can't really bring yourself to tell her so.
>She is very much out of your league.
>Why are you such a loser, Anon?
>More importantly she just asked you for cuddles, which she has never done.
>And you just blew it.
>>25715521
get yourself an elevator to the rest of society's level nigga, that shit can barely receive signals with 4G taking over most of the airspace
>>25715430
>>25715600
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
