Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
All the alternate timelines were apparently Twilight's, but changed, rather than coexisting dimensional branches - or so Zecora seemed to reveal. Even so, the years between when Rainbow Dash's first sonic rainboom should have happened and the present day diverged wildly and had their own histories and stories to tell, regardless of whether they are still in existence or not. Assumptions might be made, but without learning directly, how could Twilight be certain of what chains of events led to things turning out the way they had? And for that matter, how exactly did the small variations on the same basic change (stopping the rainboom) result in such drastic outcomes? Tracking the ripples as they change the course of the river would be a fascinating study.And what'd Daring Do do in the other times?
>>25706233
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>tfw no little ponies on earth
355 days to go!
>>25710371
GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE!
>blue
Isaac confirmed for not giving a shit about what the thread wants.
>>25710344
War Dash has no business being that hotI'm not complaining
>>25710378
>>25710381
>>25710385
NOW GET THE FUCK UPSIDE!
Anon being turned into a mare with huge crotch boobs.
>>25710381
once again straight mane pinkie drives my dick and heart wild
>>25710380
anon there is no need to be so salty
just chill out and post some horses
>>25710393
oh gosh
she looks gorgeous
Can we get back to posting notblue?
>>25710385
she did it the absolute madmare
http://i.imgur.com/wDy5lDs.jpg
>>25710413
Is green okay?
Would you keep ponymice in your home as pets?
>>25710416
man
why is r63 Dash so unf
https://derpiboo.ru/1040104
>>25710396
>>25710436
>you will never get high with ponies
>>25710436
is it your color?
>>25710465
I don't think I ever saved those
>>25710416
Who is the human?
>>25710344
I'd imagine DD would keep going on as usual despite the turn of events considering she seems to live far out in the forest away from it all. Maybe her books wouldn't get as much exposure due to the different conflicts.
She didn't have any contacts that would have been affected in those events anyways, at least by the show I think
>>25710473
I think Rarity got the most of that little spat of images. I know Tess drew an apple one.
>>25710483
Probably the one who commissioned the art. Or just random woman #43751A.
Or Fluttershy.
Who can tell?
bows
>>25710470
NOW GET THE FUCK DOWNSIDE!
>>25710466
I didn't know you liked the dick.
Guess cuks have to so they can be good fluffers.
>>25710496
Horse trains are so weird.
>sometimes pulled by horses, sometimes not
>all based on American 4-4-0 engines but never seem to have a tender, water tanks, or any visible pistons
>streamlined steam engine has four wheels, no pistons, a giant goofy funnel, and a glass window where the engine's smokebox should be
>all carriages seem to be floating above their wheels instead of being connected to them
>a train carrying war supplies apparently only needs two goods vans
>ponies can somehow enter the train from behind through the carriage, despite the cab being at least a foot higher than the carriages
>>25710510
NOW GET THE FUCK FLIPSIDE!
>>25710505
Pretty sure he's just gay for the rainbow horse.
Bows are good
>>25710521
>I'm only gay for a dick!
Oh, that makes a big difference.
>>25710529
They are illegal.
>>25710510
oh no
is she okay?
>>25710416
is that glacier
>>25710546
No, it's a pony and a human.
>>25710489
Still, Equestrian conditions could mess with her explorations in different ways.
Nightmare Moon might mean more torches.
Actually, come to think of it, what would Ahuizotl be trying to do if the night was lasting forever?
>>25710519
https://derpiboo.ru/482447
>this is the best I could find
I guess you win
>>25710535
anon this pone is a girl
>>25710546
She drew it, yes.
>>25710515
I like them though
>>25710556
That works.
NOW GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE!
>>25710561
And this isn't.
>>25710554
He would probably be really really bored
>>25710562
i wouldnt be surprised if she self inserted
>>25710515
Instead of an engine they have a unicorn slave/worker
The carriages could float (due to magic of course) above the wheels to make the ride smoother and/or so that it has better clearance for smaller things on the tracks (snow, fallen branches, woodland critters, suicidals)
ItsyBlitzy
>>25710607
poke pony with a pin
>>25710607
HEY! PONY CAN'T GO TO SLEEPWITHOUT HER BUDDY SUPERFLY
>glacier
Mmmyess I like her art
https://derpiboo.ru/1027781?scope=scpe996e9768eecc9657cd3e940fdac3f30c3ba22129
>>25710622
Keep your name on xieril.
>>25710602
Well, something was certainly inserted.
>>25710620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP8jwu7mZpY
>>25710604
OR. They can learn how to animate locomotives correctly.
>>25710629
swing and a miss
>>25710629
I'm not xieril.
>>25710633
lewd
>>25710573
>>25710602
It was a commission so it was most likely someone else inserting themselves.
R63Rainbow Dash'sSweatyBalls
don'tdon't______unf
https://derpiboo.ru/1040308
>>25710678
How about no anon
>>25710611
Are you implying Blitz has a small package
>>25710692
she's a tosser and turner, that one
>>25710697
It's half the size of any of the other 5.1/4 the size of Prince Dusk's
>>25710697
Well, relatively
Still 9" though
>>25710684
>he comes home after a long day of working out
>sweaty and worn out
>you welcome him home
>as he gets undressed, he tosses his used underwear at your face as a joke and runs off laughing>it's the best thing you've ever smelled
>>25710710
Ponies would be closer to 7" on average, with about an inch they don't use.
>>25710710
>>25710722
And Blitz is like, 4".
>>25710697
Judging by how small Dash is Blitz would probably end up being a turbo ponelet.
>>25710416
Yess, more to add to the sohf folder
>>25710745
>h-her big
HER BIG WHAT
>>25710745
What's wrong with ponelets?
Someone give me the original of this. Google isn't doing shit.
>>25710744
That's kinda unf
>>25710745
Dash is the same size as all of the other non-alicorn mane 6 and average mares.
Stop forcing your factually inaccurate headcanons.
>>25710758
They never learn.
Which again, fits to Dash.
I'd still plow Blitz's butt so hard regardless of his junk's size.
>>25710758
They never learn
>>25710771
Blitz pretends to be a top but he's a total buttslut and thinks no one would enjoy taking his tiny horsecock.
Pinkie invites you to just slide it on in
>>25710722
>>25710744
Nah, I prefer the proportions >>25710705 gave, with Blitz being well below average at 7+
>>25710797
>That pinkie comic Braeburned did
Never knew about it till today, cute and unf
>>25710801
No one cares what you prefer.
Ponies average 7".
Blitz has half of that.
>>25710811
Who says?
>>25710821
Me, the guy you quoted last.
Blitz has 4"
The mane 6 average out to 8"
Dusk is 16" thanks to youthful insecurities and magic
Blitz: 4"
Bubble Berry: 5.5"
Applejack: 6.5" and very thick
Elusive: 7.5"
Butterscotch: 9"
Dusk: 16"
>Thread turned into dicks
time to clock out for the night
>>25710827
Gee I sure wish my youthful insecurities got me a bigger dick
>>25710844
Yeah, it's pretty shit.
>>25710850
It was a combination of that AND being good at magic.
Now he can't hilt normal mare vags, only anal and only after lots of training.
>>25710844
What about the other thing?
>>25710865
Is this the most fanservice scene in the show?
>>25709894
any news on Frozen 2?
>>25710872
No.
>>25710865
what other thing could you be referring to anon
>>25710872
No.
>>25710865
Vaginas are pretty great.
You have come into possession of pair of horse panties
>>25710844
im with you there
>>25710897
Dicks are just superior.
>>25710885
The thing.
>>25710897
>>25710899
Hold on a tic. Horses don't wear panties!
>>25710907
You're just a fag, anon.
>>25710897
I feel the urge to perform ponylingus
>>25710899
add potion to it and blend for a smoothie
drink the smoothie
>>25710914
A fag that knows the truth.
>>25710907
>>25710916
pretty normal urge
>>25710931
rude
>>25710946
They're not wrong, you know.
>>25710931
kek
I might be bi but I'd deck someone if they started making fun of someone for being gay.
>>25710883
why derpy is so lovely
>>25710964
wow
a violent fag
![1038638__safe_equestria+girls_simple+background_sunset+shimmer_transparent+background_starlight+glimmer_base+used_artist-colon-berrypunchrules[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0zqyA0E.png "1038638__safe_equestria+girls_simple+background_sunset+shimmer_transparent+background_starlight+glimmer_base+used_artist-colon-berrypunchrules[1].png")
>tfw your girlfriends meet
Fuck yeah, mares are so great.
>>25710964
>be bi
disgusting enough as it is
you'll do nothing, degenerate
>>25710977
What are you saying, anon?
>>25710981
>>25710936
oh...oh man
I think that pony needs to be cleaned up a little
![1032709__safe_screencap_edit_sunset+shimmer_starlight+glimmer_spoiler-colon-s05e26_the+cutie+remark+-dash-+part+2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JZP0MPD.png "1032709__safe_screencap_edit_sunset+shimmer_starlight+glimmer_spoiler-colon-s05e26_the+cutie+remark+-dash-+part+2[1].png")
>>25710989
I'm not implying I have a herd, just that my girlfriends are now learning their shift in relationships.
Pretty
Mares
>>25711016
>>25711016
>anthro
Away with you.
![1032830__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_sunset+shimmer_vulgar_starlight+glimmer_hilarious+in+hindsight_artist-colon-breezyblueyt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JqHqmxe.jpg "1032830__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_sunset+shimmer_vulgar_starlight+glimmer_hilarious+in+hindsight_artist-colon-breezyblueyt[1].png")
Ohhh noooo...I knew this might happen...mares, mares please! We have enough love to go around here!!
>>25711025
>le >anthro meme
Away with you.
>>25711025
Fuchs doesn't draw anthro, anon.
>>25711024
Wet horses.
Twilight Sparkle has put a curse on you.
The more you jack off, the more you turn into a zebra stallion.
She thinks this is going to make you celibate.
>>25711036
>human back
>shoulders
>hips
>ass
ANTHRO
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>>25711047
SHITPOST
H
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We need more pretty mares.
>>25711051
BOOKS
O
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S
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2fLUYH.jpg "large[1].jpg")
Hold on...trying to get the camera ready..Twilight is this the shutter button? OK! No, I meant smile now! Okay now! Moondancer, fix your hair!
We got >anthrofag and a butthurt homo now.
Great.
I'm going to bed.
>>25711061
>>25711061
They look like someone farted and they're trying to pretend nothing happened.
Why aren't you posting pretty mares?
>>25711079
Because i'd rather post cute pretty fillies.
>>25711016
it would very likely involve my tongue
>>25711090
I can do that, too.
>>25711090
when do I get to be the filly
![968162__safe_unicorn_sunset+shimmer_raised+hoof_starlight+glimmer_smirk_artist-colon-spinoffjoe_side+by+side[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/c62ku5C.png "968162__safe_unicorn_sunset+shimmer_raised+hoof_starlight+glimmer_smirk_artist-colon-spinoffjoe_side+by+side[1].png")
>>25711077
there's another but 4chan said it had an embedded file
>viruses on derpibooru
also
>when your waifu is being cheeky about having more sex than the other
Coin flips are random!
>>25711090
i like this idea
>>25711099
they're all going to be hotter than their older sisters
>>25711095
Kiss filly to become filly.
>>25711104
They already are.
>>25711107
that can't be right, if that were true there'd be no colts left
>>25711104
Poor Sweetie Belle, having that impossible goal.
>>25711104
oh most definitely
>>25711104
But Scootaloo doesn't have a sister.
![tall[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1lGtNTL.jpg "tall[1].png")
>>25711110
It's a vile ploy by a dark cult to annihilate Equestria's population so their evil master may take control of the land.
>>25711110
Kiss colt to become colt.
>>25711116
close enough
Rumble hasn't been the same since that night he stayed over at the Sisters' house.
>>25711124
How was Dash shrunk?
>>25711116
Doesn't matter. Beside, she's already hotter.
>>25711127
Good.
>>25711137
Dude she looks like, twelve there.
griffon is pleased to meat you
>>25711142
What's your point?
>>25711142
>scootfags are pedos
How is this a surprise?
>>25711153
Well she is absolutely adorable though.
>>25711153
It's not actually paedophilia, it's ephebophilia
>>25711174
Isn't that 13 or 14 and up?
frrrrrrrrrrrt
After two months of living with a stallion roommate everything is going great! Only one particularity: the mayonnaise jar in the fridge is always full.
>>25711153
Hey.
I like grown women, too.
>>25711174
The cmc are in grade school.
I don't think you can equate them to teens if they still have a playground at school.
>>25711177
BHM Sombra pls
>zero lewds were made of AJ and Rara
What a fucking joke.
>>25711206
>I'm too lazy to search derpibooru
>>25711206
AJ is so boring, the show has to create friends for her out of thin air.
>>25711216
>3 results
>2 are utter shit
Hardly better.
I wonder if "keeping the seamstress happy off-hours" would count as doing my part to help equestria.
If not, I could offer my services as her chair while she works.
>>25711248
Rara is a pure maiden.
She doesn't need to be paired with a shit pony like Applejack.
>>25711261
Ponies don't need chairs, idiot.
>>25711315
And I don't technically "need" a sweaty mare sitting on my face all day.
It's a quality of life thing, Anon.
Mommy 'Tia
>>25711247
>>25711306
>all this shit taste
>>25711327
how can your aunt be your mom
>>25711333
Perhaps it is you, good sir who is the one with shit taste.
There can only be one pure maiden wiafu called Rara!
>>25711334
Magic!
>>25711349
Incest isn't magic.
>>25710381
Dash is painfully hot while missing a wing and part of her ear
How often do ponies fugg?
Cute zebras.
>>25711373
every spring
>>25711373
Once.
>>25711382
Once a week?
>>25711387
An hour
>>25711374
>>25711387
Once, and then the female bites the head off the male after his sperm is deposited in her womb.
>>25711395
>surprise
>>25711395
whaaaaaa?!
>>25711392
I want to live zebra and have wacky adventures testing out new potions and searching the world for ingredients.
>>25711392
>Anon proceeds to give Zecora the milliliters
>>25711410
what if as a zebra you could literally only speak in rhyme or not at all?
>>25711410
I'd take a sick joy in out-breeding the ponies and making half-breeds
>>25711415
I'm sure there are pussies who can't go with the flow
But I'd be perfectly willing to give it a go.
>>25711421
Twilight then hands you an orange,
and your heart explorangedefjucksickles
>>25711387
A lifetime.
But the pony mating ritual lasts an entire year, ending with a day long orgy.
The ritual includes teasing/grinding, appealing to certain fetishes, mutual masturbation, long cuddle-humping sessions, cumming on command, etc.
The orgy usually takes place in beautiful or personally significant places, Rarity's was atop a mountain in a home that overlooked a waterfall.
Celestia's was in a flowery meadow that was surrounded by a ring of water.
But both were as filthy as filthy could get and louder than black metal sung by dragon.
gotta spike fast
fucking ponies
>>25711426
I will simply avoid saying that word.
Falling for something so old is absurd.
>>25711426
Twilight's incredulity to hand him an orange is just as big as the mountain Blorenge.
it's time
>>25711430
You thought a little too much about this, anon
>>25711445
Time?
>>25711392
I blame nooby and goat for the corruption of our youth with their fetish propaganda
>>25711392
are those musk lines around zebra anon?
>>25711395
You ever been in a timeline so fucked up you grew wings?
>>25711450
I thought about that on the spot, Anon.
>>25711454
Corruption is unf, corruption is good.
>>25711453
http://smaert.com/art.webm
Time.
I like ponies
>>25711466
I will never get tired of this.
It's so simple and stupid, but I love it.
>>25711465
>corrupted rarity will never do things to you
>>25711441
or I guess you can words rearrange
to make the sentence that much less strange
I hate this.
You have been tasked with a task, Anon.
You must Goose one of the princesses.
You have been given goose sized princess regalia of the three princesses who wear bibs and a book.
You must kidnap a princess and replace them with a goose, and do it in a way that the ponies do not notice anything is different about the honking princess.
And your time starts now.
>>25711470
I like tall big breasted anthro mares with huge cocks that go around abducting anons and turning them into big breasted mares to breed with.
>>25711474
What a horrible existence we live in.
>>25711475
That's also a very good choice you can make.
In comparison, any other word is cake..
>not wanting to fuck ALL the pones
so many degenerates in here baka
>>25711481
Would be easier if it was a swan.
>>25711481
You have no idea how easy it is to capture these princesses.
I did hit a snag trying to get the Luna crown and bib on my goose, and it may have escaped and I might have lost track of it.
Pic related, this is the last image I managed to ge
>>25711499
eh
i prefer long flowing mares manes
>>25711498
herny draws the prettiest celestias.
>>25711498
Swans are just the pussy version of a goose.
Are you also implying that Celestia was an ugly duckling?!
>>25711529
Ireally hope so
>>25711522
Damn right.
boop nyx
>>25711481
>Some Anon manages to replace Twilight with a duck.
>The only pony who seems to notice is Fluttershy, but she doesn't really say anything.
>This goes on for a week.
>Anon didn't even kidnap Twilight, he just gave her an e-reader and she has yet to leave her room.
Blitz'ssweatysmallcock
I want to be turned into a mare.
>>25711552fourinchpantybulge
>>25711543
I want to boop her then hug her then cradle her
>>25710761
God I fucking hate how google also links to accounts from people who liked said picture. Makes it so much harder to find useful hits.
Hug the colt
>>25711584
Someone actually did it. I like you, anon. You have my thanks.
