What did need that slightly rusty old horseshoe for anyway?
>>25709770
To scalp it on NeighBay for shekels like the jewess she really is.
>>25709770
What do you need your slightly used dildos for anyway?
To stick it in both her rusty old vag and rusty old anus at the same time.
>>25709800
Who buys used dildos?
>>25709818
Someone too poor to buy new dildos.
>>25709825
It doesn't matter how poor a person is. You don't buy a used dildo unless you already have an affiliation with it.
>>25709770
The real question is why did Rainbow only bring a slightly rusty old horseshoe to trade? Is she that poor?
>>25709818
Who buys used women?
>>25709838
She lives in the equivalent of a super nice cardboard shack, works a job the equivalent of a desk clerk at the DMV, and is aggressively stupid. So, yes, she's poor as fuck, but too dumb to realize it.
>>25709839
Stupid people who want to take a dip in the local pool.
>>25709857
>desk clerk
More like janitor who happens to be in the reserve. Her poorfagging even extends into EQG. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg46129oPIs
>>25709770
The Olden Pony.
Remember the story Dash told in Sleepless in Ponyville?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dUxRNyGuz0
>>25709770
The real question is why is there barely any art of this absolutely qt fancyhorse?
>>25709857
>roots through other ponies' bins after dark, looking for discarded pizza boxes 'because recycling is totally awesome'
>is 'that pony' who's worked an entry-level job their entire career, moving clouds from the back of the factory to other places in the sky
>her 'manager' is another stoned teenager doing this as a summer gig for the experience
>she still smartly salutes and calls them 'chief'
>>25709923
She's a witch and hideous to behold, but four rusty magic horseshoes and a magic spell and she turns into the pony cutie in >>25709770 for a year and a day.
Of course, if she loses even one (and they like to lose themselves), she can only manage the spell once a year for a single day. Thanks to Dash, she'll be beguiling foolish stallions once again.
She's the Olden Pony in the flesh. Look at that wicked witchy smile she has.
>>25710784
Fire the head canon!
>>25710713
>Dash is a barely-functional hobo, either entirely clueless or having convinced herself otherwise
Headcanon achieved
>>25709770
Can someone gimme more of this horse?
That hair is perfect
This horse is a very cute horse.
Although you'd think she'd be a crystal pony, based on her business and everything.
>>25709770
She sold crystal goods. She probably wanted it for rouge.So she could take over Castle Amber with a force armed with guns
>>25709838
Because it was important to her, she never considered it wouldn't be to others.
>>25709770
Ah, yes. I was wondering what happened to my rusty horseshoe.
Thanks a lot, young lady. Have a fine day.
>>25710784
>>25714026
*SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
>>25714026
>>25709770
i bet two bits it's her grandma
always annoying her for an old rusty horseshoe
