>"Miss Cherliee! Anon is masturbating to us again!
>>25709131
You fucking know it
>>25709210
/thread
>>25709131
>>25709131
Not my fault these tiny ass desks don't cover anything.
"He masturbates to me too girls. I've still got it."
Shut the hell up you fucking snitch before I break my foot up in your ass!
>>25709131
Keep talking it helps
>>25709131
>"Anon, I know that when Celestia moved you to Ponyville she instructed you to go nude like the rest of our residents, but if you don't stop doing that I'm going to have to send a request to Mayor Mare, or even Celestia herself, to get you back in clothes again."
>>25710638
>Implying that will stop me
>>25710638
Good, that'll keep me from frzzeing to death during winter.
Dude it's a prank, there's a camera right there!
>>25711938
10/10
You totally pranked me bro
>>25709131
Whu where am i
>>25711968
Prank gone wrong?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>25709131
>It's ok girls. Do you remember what I thought you last week about estrus, and a ponies body having uncontrollable urges? Well Anon is old enough to be going through this time.
(Sweetie belle raises her hoof)
>So should we help him make his pee pee feel good like you thought us to do to ourselves when we go through hot?
>I think you mean "heat" sweetie belle, and yes it's always good to lend a helping hoof to a friend struggling with that time of year. Come on now class let's take turns helping anon get through his mating cycle.
>>25712074
I LOVE WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>25712087
That's unfortunate, because I'm leaving for college finals in 20 mins. Maybe some other based writefag can continue from that prompt.
>>25712074
Moar
>>25712074
>months pass
>ponies are confounded as to how Anon is still going through his mating cycle
>>25712386
>anon tells them human mating cycles only last for 365 days out of the year, so it'll be over soon
>>25712629
That got a few keks out of me