Okay, either I'm jaded beyond redemption, or the writers are hacks and can't come up with good, original villains anymore so they just make Trump a rehash of Hitler.
I can't wait for the Nuclear War to happen next season, gonna be a completely different change of pace
>>25708450
But Hitler did nothing wrong!
So long as the musical numbers are just as good, I really can't complain.
>>25708886
Sorry, that ended a while ago
https://youtu.be/nxtIRArhVD4
(0:27)
>>25708450
>implying Gengis Khan wasn't the show's most powerful villain
Filly, please.
>>25708922
lewd, R34 goes in >>>/trash/
>Implying he's not a Mary sue
>>25708450
Hitler's backstory is lame. It's all cause he didn't stay in art school, and hates the Jewish humans. Sheesh, and he was such a good villain.
Why aren't you using the new CostanzaFace meme /mlh/?
>They aren't using the CostanzaFace
Shaking my head, to be honest herdmates
>>25709042
how many Costanzas are in your collection? I have 16
>>25708450
Daily reminder Assad won't be killed off next season because of the fanbase.
Why haven't you accepted him as your husbando /mlh/?
>>25709050
>He only has 16 CostanzaFaces
I want a human to forcibly rub my belly against a shaggy carpet and then touch my nose to a doorknob.
>>25709100
This, but specifically with George Costanza.
>>25709005
Emperor Trump will win and defeat ISIS with blackjack and hookers!
>>25709100
Off to >>>/d/ with those heathen ways
Next you'll say you want tohold his handwhile he's whispering how badly he wants tokissyou rightonthelips.
>>25709129
wall building episode when
>He holds you in his wondrous arms as his delicate fingers stroke your mane delightfully.
>It's great that he's so nice to let you sit on his lap and just chill on the couch you two love so much.
>But to be honest, your husbando is comfier than the couch itself, and there's plenty enough of his large body to lay on.
>He was,after all, a pretty big guy for you.
>If only he would realize that you wouldn't care who he...with or without the mask.
>You look at his masked face curiously.
>He takes notice and nods for you to ask the question.
“...Why do you wear the mask?”
>His petting stops as the query catches him off guard.
>“...Please elaborate.”
>Your cheeks blush as you struggle to form a sentence without spilling your spaghetti.
“I-I...w-well, it just seems like you're this great guy, but you let your mask define what you do and who you are.”
>You wrap a hug around his large human waist.
“But I want to know you really are, Bane. Why don't you ever talk about yourself. How can we be in love if I don't even know you?”
>Bane's eyes shift as he ponders an answer.
>“It doesn't matter who we are.”
>His face wrinkles in a smile as a twinkle forms in his eye.
>He reaches for his back pocket to get a little box out.
>“What matters....is our plan.”
>Your eyes go wide as he opens the tiny case to reveal a diamond ring.
>“...For you.”
>Tears of joy flow like great rivers as you let happy sobs out.
>Your hug immediately tightens as he hugs you back.
“Oh my gosh! Yes! YES!!! A thousand times, YES!!!!”
>You embraced for what seemed like hours.
>tfw best human will never be real as he becomes your whole life
>>25708450
At least they've got great protagonists. Stephen Hawking makes me want to study physics.
>>25709176
Back to the batman general with you, we don't need you outside of your containment thread.
>>25709176
At least I got my Bane tulpa.
>>25709207
>tfw I screwed up my CIA tulpa
He just keeps saying he's CIA and screaming as loud as he can. I haven't slept for days.
>>25709223
Daring Do tulpa should do the trick.
>>25709176
>Implying Bane would go for a pony
>Implying Bane and cia are "just friends."
>>25709234
>>25709176
Batman is such a fucking rip off of Mare-Do-Well. I really don't see why ponies like him.
>>25709176
Why would you write this? Why would you give such beautiful feels only to remind us of the bad ones.humans aren't real.
>>25709270
And the Flash is a ripoff of Fili-second.
None of this is new. We all know MLH has been parodying famous comics, and that's part of the appeal.
Stop being such a bucking zigger.
Hey /mlh/, Check out this GIF! It's like the human is really coming to hug you lol!
>>25709197
daily reminder that batman is canon
>>25709356
>lol
Newfilly detected.
>>25709392
Hey buck you, I'm an oldfilly.
I've been here since ass worship got banned. Unf... Hitler's ass was great.
>>25709356
>>25709431
>pretends to be an oldfilly
>says lol
>happened to read one thread in the archives and uses it as evidence for her experience
Go back to humanchan. Your kind is not welcome here.
>>25708450
>Trump
>Villain
Damn filly, I'm sure your favorite human is also Mohammed, Isn't?
Heeeeeeey /mlh/, I'm a stallion who likes MLH! I want to meet some cute fillies and talk about the show! Here's my totally real selfie! Call me!
>>25709025
You obviously haven't been paying attention. His father was Jewish, and beat him regularly. Suddenly, the world war one storyline, he gets shot, writes a crazy book full of crazy, and somehow gets people to listen
>>25709512
filly please,
Do you really think we would believe soaring is a humanfucker?
>>25709546
Well, I've seen stranger.
I'm a unicorn magitechnician working in professional home security. Ponyville's Cake family requested that we install a camera in their house to find out who kept stealing cookies. Turns out it was Pinkie Pie. I also found out some other things about her...
>pic related
>>25709626
That mare is really strange.
I mean she can make her words visible while on camera.
Its freaky.
>>25709667
You learn to live with it. The random pastries help. Mare can make a mean cheesecake
>>25709667
>she hasn't heard of photoshop
>>25709667
I swear, sometimes I wonder if she's actually been to the MLH universe. She seems to know so much...
Did you hear about that "leak" some Crystal Empire guard dropped onto Horsechan? Ugh, I'll find it...
>>25709687
No. You don't understand. Pinkie can *actually* do that. Nopony understands how, or why, but she can.
>>25709712
>nopony
racist. Are you suggesting only ponies can do shit like this?
>>25709723
>racist
Unequestrian detected
>>25708870
The 6 Million aren't canon
>>25709708
Found it.
Some guard said Pinkie mind-read... or... something... Twilight. "'Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance?! Right?'"
>>25709747
>>25709756
/pol/ please go. Don't you have griffons to paint as greedy grinches?
>>25709723
No, I'm speaking literally, you dyke. No pony understands. Zecora might, I've never asked her about it.
>>25709791
who or what is a zecora?
>>25709823
Local Zebra shaman. Handy with potions. Sorry, should have said.
>>25709764
Wait.
There's a portal to the human world and we can get that nice hairless ape cock and Twilight kept this from us?
Heartless bitch.
I need my husbando who never complains about being the one to take out the trash.
>pic related
>>25709832
Boy, your husbando looks bold and brash.
>>25709832
I don't honestly know. It was leaked by some Horsechan anon claiming to be a royal guard a while ago. Take it with a block of salt.
>>25709872
I want to believe though.
I want to believe that there is a portal to the human world so hard.I'm so alone here in Equestria.I need Penn Jillette to cum inside me then hug me tightly with his big strong arms during after cumming inside cuddles.
>>25709872
Speaking of the Royal Guard. What's up with royalty in that world? Not only do princesses lack magical powers, or any powers whatsoever, even their immortal Queen is utterly lacking in powers.
>>25711253
>Immortal
>Lacking in powers
Contradicting yourself, anon. The fact that she outlives us all is a power we all strive to have.
The only people who knows of its secrets is the vampire Keanu Reeves and Stan Lee
>>25711560
your forgetting space warrior human Patrick Stewart. ziggas like canonically 60 or something and hasnt aged.
>>25711560
>Stan Lee
>Immortal
That's what we said about Christopher Lee and Bruce Lee and look how that turned up...
>>25708450
I bet you they will copy-paste Hitler all the way, even having Trump invade Canada during winter.
Then again, a war over the border would lead to some great story-telling potential.
>>25709844
Of course he is.
As a traveling pony I only have interest in the boldest and brashest of humans who don't hesitate to take out the trash.
>>25709176
it's perfect
