Don't worry Anon! I can be edgy! I'm going to be the edgiest pony I can be!
>>25705458
Okay. Can you go back to sitting on my face?
>>25705458
okay, can we go back to fucking?
and please take off the glasses, there is literally nothing wrong with your eyes
>>25705458
>Pony
>Nyx
>edge
...you're about as edgy as a marshmallow, darling! You're soft, sweet and squidgily adorable!
Now you go back to your Fuzzy Felt 'Look! I Can Be Emo Too!' playset dear, the mares & stallions are talking.
>>25705577
>"N-No I'm e-edgy! I banished Celestia to the sun!"
>"I could cut you with a k-knife..."
>"Shut up!"
>"Stop laughing at me I'm edgy, I'm Nightmare Moon!"
Nyx & Twi: 'Moonlight, Moonlight, fireflies awakeSit on a faceand do a little shake!'
>>25705458
>Nyx general
When you thought /mlp/ can't get any shittier, there's always a faggot who's got to surprise you
>>25705821
I don't understand how out of fucking nowhere Nyx, which existed for years, suddenly now became a """big thing""" on slash mulp
>>25705836
some faggot, probably the one responsible for IWTCIRD or "follow me to the gay bathhouse", already got bored of hiatus and found another shitty meme to force on /mlp/
>>25705836
Because fags
>>25705927
You give me too much credit if you think I made those LEGENDARY and AMAZING memes.
>>25705771
Nyx and Snowdrop are the only fillies that I would sexual
So yes sit on a face
>>25705458
REAL NYX HOURS WHO UP???
>>25705821
>Nyx general
>general
More like PrivateParts.
>>25706079
Nyx and Snowdrop will never sit on your face
Pay attention to my shitty prompt
>>25706357
Do you want me to write an edgy dominatrix Nyx greentext?
>>25706367
>edgy dominatrix Nyx
>cute filly
...about as likely as a Flutterape thread where Fluts succeeds. Not. Gonna. Happen.
>>25706367
do it phaggot
>>25706476
What about if Anon just rolls with it because his waifu is on a sex strike
>>25706495
What's she gonna do: whip his ankle?!
>>25706959
>Nyx tries to dom anon but is pathetic at it
>Anon gives up and hugs her
>Nyx turns into NMM
>Proceeds to futa fuck him to a coma
>Be Anonymous
>Waifu Twiggle Spriggles is on a sex strike because you refuse to let her do some weird magic on you
>Nyx comes in one night and uses her magic to drag you out of bed and to her room
>You go with it because you're too chill to give a fuck
>2 minutes later you're on the ground gagged and cuffed while Nyx pulls up white socks
>Whatever, you're too chill to give a fuck
>When Nyx is riding your face, you roll with it
>You were too chill
>She jerks you off and you cum your chillness all over her hooves
>She walks you back to Twilight's room on a leash
>You were so fucking chill
>>25705514
>"This Anon raises a good point, why does Nyx wear glasses?"
>"You'd need them too if you had to look at that design every day in the mirror."
>Doh hoh hoh hoh hoh
