>"I'm sorry darling, but I don't like you and I never will..."
>>25702831
The hate is mutual
Well forget you, your not a prize to be won either!
>>25702831
>>25702831
Kill yourself, Rarishit.
...and you had to interrupt my date with Glimmer to tell me this why exactly?
>>25702831
That's why I picked a more modest waifu then you.
>>25703037
you're one sad subhuman
>>25702831
>Married life with Rarity was never easy.
>>25703105
kek
>>25702858
>"Well, I guess that's one thing we have in common, and one thing I can truly agree upon."
"Wouldn't had said it better myself, *DAHLING*
>Rarity's facial expression quickly turns into a more hostile one.
>"Ooh, witty retort. That's one feature of yours that really stands out. Your sparkling intellect. I bet that If you had taken an extra minute, you would've come up with a better insult.
>>25703282
"N-no u..."
>>25703282
Good one, but you didn't have to go there. Just seeing you insults me.
>>25703282
Don't you have a shitty dress to make? Or perhaps you ran out of clients in a world where everybody is mostly naked all the time. Your profession is useless, darlin.
>>25703037
this
>>25703105
kek butthurt
>>25703282
"I could say the same about your fashion sense!"
>Rarity gasps.
>"YOU...YOU UNCOUTH BRUTE!"
"Hag!"
>"Barbarian!"
"Prude horse!"
>"Hairless simian ninny!"
"I HATE YOU!"
>"I HATE YOU MORE!"
>A crowd of ponies begin to gather around as you, and Rarity exchange verbal blows.
"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR UGLY HORSE FACE FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!"
>"NOR I YOURS, YOU MUTATED DIAMOND DOG FREAK!"
>The both of you part ways, muttering vulgarities under your breath.
Rarity POV~
>You magically slam the door of the boutique and stomp inside heading up to your room.
>All alone you close and lock the door, lighting some candles, and opening your closet.
"Oh Anon, my love..why can't I be honest with you?"
>You levitate out your used chewing gum Anon head bust, and eskimo kiss it.
"If only my passion for you could be directed outward my love! If only I could look past my foolish pride! Oh Anon! I love you!"
>You begin to make out with his saliva soaked, hardened gum.
>>25703372
Ayyy lmao
>>25702831
damn, you said that to spike? You could've been nicer.
>>25703282
If I gave you another two you would probably sell yourself out some more and celebrate by getting fucked my four zebras.
>>25703420
>muh tsundere Rarara
Rarara still a shit and so are her fans.
>>25703282
>>25703372
>>25703425
>Fug, forgot pic had to delete
Kek.
You motherbucker! This is exactly What I was going for.
>>25703372
Tsundere rarara? Nice
>>25703450
>he didn't get the reference
>>25702831
Let me tell you, about /mlp/.
>>25702831
That's quite all right. A gentleman understands when a mare isn't quite in her right mind, and I won't hold you downing a dozen hard ciders and saying "Oh, TAKE me you freakish stallion!"
Or picking me up.
Or forcibly stripping me of my clothing "in the name of fashion".
Or using me to cool that heat flash you seemed to be having by humping my crotch until I spent myself in your hindquarters.
I will, however note that Sweetie Belle has been listening for the past 10 minutes. So considering all that, I don't like you very much either and we're now even.Anon spent the next evening in Ponyville Hospital getting a few 100 sewing needles and pins carefully extracted from many, many sensitive portions of his anatomy.
Totally worth it.
>>25703514Helga pataki?
>>25703712
Sounds about right.
>>25703372
Here I go.
PART (1/2)
Back to Anon POV~
>You head to your home, and make for the bathroom quickly and lock yourself in.
>Still agitated from that heated argument, you ready yourself to take a cold one after blasting off at rarity earlier like that, trying to find some way to cool off quickly.
>For the moment, you lie down on the toilet thinking about what happened at the boutique. You never thought the argument would get so heated to the point where you found yourself insulting rarara's fashion sense, of all things.
"Sigh...So what if she completely hates me now? So what..."
"I never did like her in the first place. Ever since the second we've met. Ever since I came here to Ponyville".
"Those eyes she gave me at the time... Those Disapproving eyes... They've said it all"
>You get inside the shower, desperate to cool yourself off, and turn the COLD water on.
>You start thinking about the fight you had with Rarara earlier, remembering all the words and expressions Rarara made when she exchanged them.
"And they've said it again... Just what the hell is her problem?! Typical Snooty Bitch!”
>A sense of guilt suddenly envelops your mind as you examine the thought of insulting Rarara’s Fashion sense more deeply.
*sigh*... "Damn it...Why did I have to go there...? I mean... I don’t like her at all; I couldn't care less about her dresses... "But...Why did I have to insult her so....personally?"
"Wait! What the hell am I thinking!? She's the one forcing me to take those kinds of measures! I mean, would it kill that stuck up giant talking marshmallow on legs to show some hint of kindness to me once in a while?!" That kind of attitude she has towards me is not warranted just because I stared at her flank that one time."
"*Pfft* the nerve that bitch has... Considering the amount of exposed pony poon all around, she should be happy considering that I stared at hers in the first place. Self-righteous snoot."
>>25704671
PART (2/2)
>As you try to manage your boiling anger, your mind suddenly can't help but wander at the thought of rarity's lusciously smooth and glistening hindquarters. As the lewd thought takes its current, you start developing a boner.
"No...It's not like that... I hate that self-important talking marshmallow; I hate her guts... so much"
“She thinks she’s the queen shit just because she has a nicer looking, more well-cared-for flank than the other ponies in Ponyville”
>As you start thinking about the features of Rarity’s flank, you start getting turned on, and turn the water to HOT, giving you a raging boner
"...I went out of my own way today and tried to make things right between us THIS. ONE. TIME! I didn’t even have to, considering our mutual hostility. She didn't have to be such a complete bitch about it and tell me off. What made this approach so different from the others!? “HUH? Well you know WHAT RIRITY? FVCK YOU!!
>As you shout your lungs out at the Heavens, you start imagining yourself fvcking Rarity angrily, as she moans angrily back at you as she partakes in carnal pleasures with you.
>The thought of becoming one with Rarity overwhelms you and you succumb to your more primal desires.
"...GAWDDAMNIT!"
>10 minutes later of fapping furiously in the shower, you finish it off in your own hand.
>You stare at the mayonnaise covered hand, and realize the horrifying truth.
"....I'm so fvcked..."
>>25703372
>A crowd of ponies begin to gather around as you, and Rarity exchange verbal blows.
>>25702831
I knew it, thats why I love you
>>25705361
Nice unibrow
>>25704683
You can say fuck here anon. No one will tell your mommy.
>>25705554
>Off by one
>>25704683
go on go on
>>25703088
>I picked a more modest waifu then you
>then
>not 'than'
...so you chose both Rarity & Lyra.
>>25704683
Senpai! We need moar!!
>>25702831
Fine, I'm going back to derpy until you get over yourself
>>25702831You're designs are all shit
>>25707436
>*Gasps deeply*
>"How dare you..."
>"Of all the worst things that could happen, this is.."
>"THE"
>"WORST"
>"POSSIBLE"
>"THING!"
>>25702831
>mfw Rarity doesn't like me...at all.
>>25703372
Helga-Rarara, I love it!
>>25704683
>>25704671
Story is ruined
>>25704683
>>fvck
faggot
your story is shit and so are you
>>25705554
But...but...Think about the (man)children!
