"Anon? I have a secret to tell you. I'm a lesbian. You tell anyone, and I'll rip off your dick."
>>25701519
Wrong CM
>>25701519
Nice try changeling but that's the wrong cutie mark
>>25701519
>secret
Don't kid yourself, the only more well known "secret" is Braeburn's sexual orientation. We all know why you keep recruiting young, fit fillies to get all sweaty and make them work out in front of you and show off their bodies.
What would ponies say if Anon told them Spitfire is a lesbian?
>>25701519
"do you remember when you telled everyone about my feelings on Applejack?"
>"uhh, what it matters now?"
"and now you threaten me"
>"DON'T YOU DARE TO TELL ANYO-"
>i take out my Gun from my pants
>"ehy ehy it was a joke!"
"I DON'T THINK SO"
>>25701613
fuck forgot fegel name
>>25701519
Fucking Changelings. This plague gets worse everyday. I'm calling pest control.
>>25701613
>>25701613
>telled
>uhh, what it matters now?"
>Gun randomly capitalised
Are you drunk?
>>25701641
Maybe he's just Slavic
>>25701613
>i get closer to the pony
"THIS IS YOUR TIME TO PAY"
>"PLEASE WHAT WILL APPLEJACK THINK OF A KILLER?"
>i put a silencer on my gun
>"PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE SO YOUNG"
"I MADE A SACRIFICE AND NOW I CAME TO TAKE YOUR LIFE"
>the pony was in tears
"IS TIME TO DIE"
>"NOOOOO-"
>bang
>only the dead corpse of that pony was earable
>>25701641
German-Italian
>>25701646
So he's drunk anyway?
>>25701660
kek
>>25701660
fuckoff irish scum
>>25701519
Would Spitfire want FemAnon?
Would she be able to escape Wonderbolt Academy with her virginity intact?
>>25701519
wait, that was a secret?
