>Alright, Anon, there's a pony I would like you to meet named "Spoiler Rich". Now you know all of those things I usually tell you NOT to do?I want you to do that.
>>25686888
Drink my own pee in public?
>>25686888
With those trips, sure, Dorklight Neverlaid.
>>25686888
>>25686888
>You give the purple pony an excessive wink as you stage whisper in front of the pony
"You got it, Twilight."
>Clearing your throat, you stand in front of the uninterested mare and take a deep breath.
"Spoiler Rich? A pleasure to meet you; I'm Anonymous."
>She's not impressed.
>But that's okay.
>You'll just continue to be polite, composed, and generally an all around nice guy.
>God you love to watch Purple sweat...
>>25686888
>>25686962
was this thread supposed to be about DT's mother or an actual pony called "Spoiler Rich?"
>>25686962
lel
>>25686888
"Hello ma'am, have you heard the good word of our lord and savior Jesus Christ yet?"
>>25686888
>It's been three weeks.
>Three whole weeks since you last 'Lost a Star' on the 'Good Human' board.
>Swearing, uttering memes, committing horrible acts in public...
>Cut off for three weeks.
>You have so much pent-up faggotry just waiting to be released...
>And now, you have an outlet.
"Heya senpai, how's it hangin'?"
>"Ugh..."
>She did not just
"I'm gonna give you a cuntpunch if you sniff my drift."
>She stops, turning to look at you in shock.
>"You disgusting, lowlife, halfwit... monkey! Nobody speaks to me that way!"
"HEY! NOBODY CALLS ME A NIGGER YOU HORSE!"
>You charge her, tackling the bitch to the ground.
>Your fist raised menacingly above her ponut, aimed at her marshmallow lips.
>"RAPE! RAAAAA-"
>Your punch her in the cunt.
"There's a new man in town, Rich... And his name is JOHN CENA!"
>You force you fist deep inside her candyvag, wiggling you fingers.
>You imitate the John Cena fanfare.
>She's moaning like the whore she is.
>You look up to see Twilight, watching the display with a mixture of horror and arousal.
>Horousal?
>You look back down, now elbow-deep in Spoiled Rich.
>You lean down, slowly pulling out of her.
>You lick the rim of her ear, and whisper.
"This is may swamp, ladette. Check yourself next time, b'fore ye shreck yourself..."
>You pull out, and raise your soaked fist to the air.
>Twilight adds a star to the good human board.
>>25687100
well done/10
>>25686888
"Spoiler Rich? The fuck, Spergle?"
>"Anon, stop calling me--"
>Spoiler Rich joins in
>"Wha' y'all doin' over 'ere ya silly fucks?"
>Seems like it's a male version of Spoiled Rich
"The fuck ya want, cumrag?"
>"I ain't a fuckin' cumrag, ya monkey fuck"
"Oh, don't you worry, I'm gonna make you one."
>"Bring it, ya shit."
>He takes a fighting stance
>Here we go
>>25686888
I got over all of that, bookhorse.
bump for the future
>>25688043
>you both charge at eachother in a fit of autistic rage and immediately start slapping eachother
>>25689625
>>25688043
>You both charge at eachother in a fit of autistic rage
>You headbutt his chest, sendingSpoilerflying at a nearby wall
>While he's stunned and lying on his back, vulnerable, you approach him
"Now about that promise I made..."
>Twilight is hiding under her wings
>You look at his sweet ponut
>He may be not the best looking pony, but his plot is 9/11 for a stallion
>You quicklyunzip dick
>And get closer, your soldier already ready for duty
>You try your head, pressing it against his hole a little bit
>You notice some movement up on his crotch, and press a little more
>You feel like your sergeant is approaching Vietnam; he's going warm and dry
>After prodding is over, you plunge into him, hearing pleasure in Rich's screams
>You start thrusting
>Until you see a horse cock right in front of you
>>25687001
Spoiled Rich.
>>25687001
Spoiler rich is a writer, who goes around spoiling the plays and books they work on.
>>25686888
"Hello. Spoiler Rich? I'm Anonymous and --"
>"Snape kills Dumbledore."
"Wait, what? Bullshit, Snape wouldn't --"
>"Also, Dumbledore is gay."
"Now I know you're just fucking with me."
>"The main character has a split personality and was actually the killer the whole time."
"I KNEW IT! I mean, fuck! Stop doing that!"
>"Spike dies."
>You hear a gasp from behind you.
>Apparently, Spike had never considered his own mortality before.
>>25691049
HA! jokes on you, i don't remember the names of people in LOTR
>>25686888
>roleplaying
>>>/trash/
>>25686888
What, surprise-fuck your peehole from behind?
>>25691447
Literally retarded.
>>25687100
Anon truly is the hero we deserve
>>25691447
It's not roleplaying if Anon is in it.
>>25686888
"Alright pussy fart, you know my rates"
>"What? I thought... ugh fine. I should've known better than to think you'd do something you like for free. How much?"
"Half the kingdom."
>"What?"
"Half the kingdom or nothing"
>"How bout a thousand bits"
"Half the kingdom"
>Wait Twilight you're not thinking like Anon, you have to appeal to his taste
>"How about a personal filly?"
>That might solve Scootaloo's adoption troubles
>Anon starts breaking out into a predator's grin, much to your discomfort
"Keep going"
>"And uhh... Rarity's home"
>Forgive me Rarity, I need this
"Alright alright. I'm liking this so far"
>He swirls his hand motioning for more
>Twilight breaks into a sweat thinking hard
>She bites her lip before meekly offering
>"And a portal to Equestria?"
>Anon then suddenly stood up straight
>Twilight mentally berated herself for offering something so stupid
>Why would human need a portal to place he already lives in. Stupid filly. Now Anon's-
"Alright"
>Twilight looked up at Anon's face
>Anon himself looked pretty satisfied
>"Alright what"
"Alright I'll take the job"
>"Really?"
"Yup, but you better come through with my filly, Rarity's home, and my very own portal to Equestria"
>"Uhm, sure, uh sure thing Anon."
"Alright. I'm on the move"
One Evening Later
>"Anon, holy shit, what the fuck?!"
"Look Twilight it's not that bad
>"AHHHHHHHH"
"Shut the fuck Colgate I'm trying to think!"
>"Oh my gosh, why did I think this was a good idea?"
"We can still fix this!"
>"She's dead Anon! She's fucking dead""
"Shut up. Let's just... let's just hide the body for now."
>"I'm a criminal. I hired a hitman."
"I can fix this!"
>>25692204
And then he fixed it.
Spoiled Rich was never seen again.
Twilight went on to make her own burger franchise.
Colgate went into recluse with some close family members in Manehattan.
And what of Anon you ask. Well, let's just say Scootaloo's asshole was never the same after becoming Anon's cocksleeve.
Scootaloo was quoted saying,
>"It's like christmas, only this time I have a dad."
>>25692213
>It's like christmas, only this time I have a dad
I get the feeling there's a joke hidden in there somewhere, but it eludes me.
>>25692204
>a portal to equestria
oh you
>>25692213
40 keks
>>25692204
>And a portal to equestria
>>25692204
>>"And a portal to Equestria?"
I got flashbacks from that thread. Thanks for that.
>>25692346
>This fag doesn't get it
>>25690207
>>25691049
>>25692204
>>25692213
This the greentext that I and so many other anons crave. With all this talk of the hiatus and lack of originality with using Anon, it's hilarity like this that makes me want more of Anon. Green never needed to have smut, I'd much rather prefer this stuff with Anon.
>>25692379
>>25692346
>>25692254
I feel like I'm missing something. Is there some green you gentle faggots are keeping from me?
>>25692497
lurk more faggot. maybe ask about it in a cap thread
What if Spoiled Rich met Upper Crust? Two arrogant rich mares.
>>25692230
Homeless Christmas Rape
>>25692497
I'll try and find it if I can. It was a thread touched by the gods of gets.
>>25692497
>>25692346
portal to equestria
>>25674921
>>25692497
There. Took me long enough. Enjoy. I know I will.
https://derpiboo.ru/480316?scope=scpe85e6c271bd4c7a098d428b0dd7be9569c4f3e721
>>25692643
Is that a meme or something?
I don't get it.
>>25692784
Gimme a sec, young'n.
>>25692213
I just want a green where Anon lovingly violates Scoot's anus and there are somehow genuine fatherly feels.
Like Scoots getting rammed in front of a warm fireplace while Anon tells her about all the Christmases he's spent with his parents and siblings.
>>25692679
>>25692718
>>25692724
Why, thank you, good fellows.
>>25692928
http://4chandata.org/mlp/Yea-right-up-here-past-these-trees-Yes-it-s-a-tree-house-I-already-told-you-that-I-live-here-No-you-don-t-have-to-worry-about-any--a250574
There we go. There is a comic based on it that I can't seem to find, though. Hopefully someone can post it. The art was lovely and it made the whole thing that much sadder.
>>25693051
aaaaaahhh whyy
i love scoots so much
need good feels
>>25692934
I predicted the future.
(ignore this cross-thread post. Using my trip to prove something)
>>25692745
>>25687100
Kekd and checked.
>>25686888
"Oh boy! You mean it?"
>Anon comes back in 3 hours dressed in a gimp suit toting fetus-shaped machine guns
"My name is Anonymous, king of fags:
Look on my works, Spoiler Rich, and despair!"
