>not wanting to be called fluttershy during sex
what is this bitch's problem?
>>25685428
She's a normie.
>>25685428
She sounds more like a Twilight to me.
>>25685433
>>>/reddit/
>>25685428
You'd find it insulting if your SO called you worst pony, Op.
>>25685428
She knows she can't possible live up to his expectations.
The stress is probably eating at her.
>you will never be the fluttershy
>>25685701
Anon, are you saying you want to get fucked in the hypothetical mare-vag?
>>25685713
>not wanting to get fucked in the mare vag
>>25685728
I never said I didn't, stop putting words in my mouth.
>>25685428
She's fucking someone with terrible taste in pony.
>>25685728
Are you at least yellow?
>>25685839
>flutters
>terrible taste
lol fuck off dashfag
>>25685728
I have this recurring fantasy where I end up in Equestria as a mare, and am lost in the wilderness where I find Gilda who has been wandering aimlessly since being scorned by Dash. She reluctantly takes me under her wing and we work together to eek out a living. Eventually she warms up to me, which ends in rough lesbian sex.
Lately it's been creeping into my dreams.
>>25686600
>tfw normally totally straight
>when looking at clop I fantasize about being the mare
what the hell are you guys doing to me
>>25686739
this is literately how you turn gay anon
>>25686739
Autogynephilia is a hell of a thing.
>>25686757
no stop I'm still mostly a normalfag
>>25685428
she probably just wanted him to be rougher during sex and was too much of a pussy to say it
>>25686785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvtUCUM9yCU
But seriously, nobody is gonna think less about you unless they catch you on fapping to it, or you are retarded enough to tell it to somebody else or while not anonymous.
>>25685428
>he could have had a scat/watersports/sounding/BDSM fetish
>complaining that you have to be called "Fluttershy" and, at most, wear a silly pony costume
>>25686785
Think about it Anon, mares can control all the muscles in their vagina. Imagine squeezing a stallions foot long cock with your pussy muscles till he fills you to the brim with his steaming cum. Doesn't that just sound like the most satisfying thing possible?
>>25686785
>looking at clop
>Fantasizing about being the qt mare
>normalfag
anon...
>>25686871
>tfw no anonmare to fill with cum while she cries out in ecstasy
>>25686868
That's how women are.
They think that just cause they lay down and let you dump your cum in them they deserve all the good things in the world.
>>25685754
I'd rather put my dick in there
>>25687178
Sorry, but I'm not that much of a slut.
![[OVER].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0aUuN3r.jpg "[OVER].jpg")
>>25685428
All bullshit aside, if you trust your married to someone and you ask for them to be sexually honest with you, you shouldn't complain about their weird shit on leddit of all places. What a cunt.
>>25686871
Even better: Having some sort of magic brain link that gives you the sensation of fucking a horse pussy, and having your horse pussy being fucked, AT THE SAME TIME.
>>25687217
You have a horrible terrible mind.
I like it.
>>25686600
>tfw want to be the little filly in a completely non sexual manner
I just want to be cute and live in equestria.
>>25686149
>everyone who doesn't like Fluttershy is a Dashfag
>>25686739
ok serious anon don't do this
I'm being honest, try to suppress the urge as much as possible. I had the same fetish and I thought everything would be fine because how can that hurt anything unless I start putting unsafe things in my butt or something stupid like that? Well anyways I masturbate to it a few times and it's sort of stuck in my head. No big deal right? Everyone has fetishes lol. Anyways I start to dream about it which is nice but it never really gets beyond me being the mare in bed and a stallion is ready to have a go at me. So I order one of those herbal drug teas online that are supposed to give you super vivid dreams and drink one before I go to bed. I'm out pretty quickly and in the dream I'm a smooth, delicious mare with a tight pussy and two stallions in bed with me. They start feeling me up and after some foreplay I'm getting spitroasted. It feels fucking amazing but then the one in my mouth pulls out, goes behind me, and starts fucking me in the ass. I actually got scared for a bit because it was kind of uncomfortable and these two stallions were so much bigger and stronger than me that they could do whatever they wanted, but after the one in my vagina came and I felt that hot load all over the inside of my body and then he kept fucking going just getting it all inside each crevasse the pain went away. The one inside my ass felt super weird though. Not bad, just weird. So after getting fucked for a while and orgasming multiple times the one in my ass pulls out and I snap awake instantly and realize I just shit the bed.
>>25687334
I feel sorry for you anon.
>>25687671
Someone cap this.
>>25686739
>You are Anon.
>And you're the little mare now.
>You smile as you run the brush through your soft mane, and feel your tail between your hooves.
>You look in the mirror.
>Such a pretty mare...
"I'm a pretty little mare..."
>You let a hoof sink into your soft, plush rump.
"I'm a pretty little mare..."
>You try to hold back the tears.
"I-I'm a pretty little mare..."
>Good little mares don't cry.
>The fake hoof slips from your hand as you wipe away the tears.
>You slump your head, and the wig falls off.
"I... I'm a p-pretty little m-mare..."
>You wobble on the stool, adjusting the noose around your neck.
"A-and I'm coming to Equestria..."
>>25687671
Don't suppose you could share where you got that tea from?
>>25688070
Amazing.
Thank you, Anon
>>25687958
Agreed, what the hell
>>25687671
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>25685428
>you can get nasty but not that nasty
Why bother asking if you can't take it
>>25688070
And you ruin it with Tomorrow.
>>25687671
i literally can breath
>>25686739
I've been doing this for as long as I can remember. Before I got into pone whenever I masturbated I imagined myself in the women's position. I literally can not recall ever masturbating by imagining myself fucking a pussy traditionally.
>>25686871unf
>>25687815
ptfg pls don't
>>25688582
me too man
I'm literally breathing over here
>>25688609To be fair, I walked into that.
>>25688304
>>25687958
>>25687671
common anon
where did you get that bombass tea?
>>25688632with the way this thread's gone, shouldn't that be, 'trotted into that'?unless of course you're gay and you don't imagine getting your dripping horse pussy fucking wrecked by musky stallion cock every time you masturbate?
>>25685428
>Implying anything on this website is true.
>Implying this wasn't written by a 17 years old virgin bitter at pony for ruining his call of duty experience.
>>25688651
I'm actually furious I didn't think of that.
>>25688652
I'm pretty gay I guess. My fantasies are AiE related.
>human me
>pone (male or female)
>>25687671
Aaand I have a boner.
>>25688748
>human me
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
you've never thought about being the pone? neither taking a delicious horse dick nor giving it?
>>25688833
A few times. Never stuck though. I have no interest in being pone.
>>25688877
I have an interest in those digits
>>25688877
dammnnn, a full house
>>25688877
>>25689188
Nice, two in a row
>>25688877
>>25689188
>>25689222
I know no one is here for this, but I'm enjoying the power of dubs while the gods grace me.
Let's see if I can get a 4th.
Check 'em.
>>25689257
Fun while it lasted.
>>25688748
>>25687671
have some sloppy work
>>25686868
This right here, it really REALLY could have been a lot worse.
Some people have some fucked up fetishes that make even horsefuckery and furry fetishism look relatively clean and tame by comparison.
>>25685428
should have picked a better pony
>>25688833
Transformation is literally the worst fetish. Male human on female pony or male pony on female human are god tier.
For you guys wondering about the tea, it's probably Mugwort. The active ingredient is slightly toxic, so don't do it more than once a week.
>>25685428
http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=5665626f8892d&article=1&order=date
>normalfags everywhere
>>25689435
What if you want to be the stallion and screw the human version of your waifu?
>>25689435
>Transformation is literally the worst fetish
if only because it's completely impossible in most cases ;_;
you will never be the pretty mare
>>25687671
Thanks anon for a good laugh.
>>25689612
>>25687217
Gives the phrase "go fuck yourself" a new meaning
>I'LL DO ANYTHING TO HAVE MORE SATISFYING SEX
>okay, do this thing
>well fuck me
Ask for something then get pissed as a result. GFJ.
>>25687671
Holy shit, I can't stop laughing
>>25687217
Inhuman pleasure
>>25687671
Top/kek
>>25687671
>>25689501
>it's probably Mugwort.
Cheers for the name.
>>25687671
>realize I just shit the bed.
Give back my sides
>>25685428
>you will never pony roleplaying sex with your wife
>>25691044
>You gf will never put a tail buttplug.
>>25691044
"I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I like it!"
>>25688356
What's wrong with tomorrow?
It's better for the eyes.
>>25691044
>you will never pony roleplaying sexas a bottom
>>25691059
>implying
It's real simple.
Furries are sex starved and desperate.
Desperate people always drift towards Bisexuality.
It's never the porn that does it, because liking the porn is just a symptom.
>>25691091
Ignore him. He's probably just some traditionfag crying over "m-muh yotsuba".
>>25687671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9s4fuOL3FM
>>25691127
I wish. It'll be at least another year before the next one, and the chances of this thread ending up in it are like 1000 to 1.
>>25691059
What if I told you furries into furry porn are devients? Along with the pleasure of liking the idea of the character, they also like the idea that it's in the fringe and odd. Now here's where the real link comes in. Homosexuality is a devients culture. It's sexual practices are a little more open to anything and there is a lot more sex happening in gay culture than there is in strait culture. The devients who love furry porn are also into gay porn a lot of the time because their deviancy leaves them open to explore all facets of deviency. I know this sounds odd, but I'm sure most of you 'cloppers' have seen scat, diaper, gore, hardcore bdsm, etc. I can guarantee that most people who don't masturbate to devient things (like cartoons and 2d) Don't run into a lot of the harder stuff out there and thus aren't exposed to say, transformation, or other such extreme things. Sure we can usually decide as soon as we see it weather we like it or not, but if we don't see it how can we have an opinion?
>>25691120
Can confirm, I consider myself straight, but I've gotten so desperate I've sucked two dicks.
>>25687671
Just admit that you love the horse dong. No point in denying it at this point.
>>25691797
I can tell you that wrighting in actual English will make your arguments better
>>25685428
Had to double check the timestamp on that screencap.
>>25687671
>>25691127
If I only knew how, I'd make one. But I don't.any pointers?
>>25692517
>wrighting
irony is a beautiful thing
>>25691127
So I'm not the only one whe sees the transition from normal innoccent thread to PTS.
>>25693525
What's there to know. Just save a crapload of caps from amazing threads like this, get one of those text to speech robot voices, blare that SMB 2 theme, and show funny reactions to what is being said with short clips from TV. That last part probably most important and it's what I liked most from Homersimpson.
>>25685484
no thanks
>>25692049
>I consider myself straight,
>I've sucked two dicks.
I have news for you, friend, you may want to sit down for this...
>>25694532
anon, please
in today's politically correct world, you can suck hundreds of dicks and still call yourself straight
if tumblr has taught me anything, it's that what you say you are is more important than what your actions would suggest you are
so if he says he's not gay, it doesn't matter how many dicks he's sucked. he's not gay because he says he's not gay
>>25694601
I say that there are giant neon elephants on the moon and only Bill Cosby knows. Does that make it true? Fucked if I know.
>>25686785
>he seriously thinks this
Accept it Anon, become the sexy little bitch you were meant to be.
>>25688651
Not the tea anon and late as fuck but if I had to guess, it was calea zacatechichi, or 'the dream herb,' which originates from mexico. Its an incredibly bitter tea but safe to consume. Its only notable side effects include mildeuphoria, alight increase to reaction time, but its main purpose is granting super vivid dreams and lucidity. It can bought commonly in dried leaf form to brew tea, or in extracts.
>>25686785
Yeah keep telling yourself that. By the way, has anyone taken your anal virginity yet? I'd be willing to fuck you in the ass if you want to pretend to be the pretty mare.
>>25694673
that's crazy! did cosby tell you about the elephants himself or how did you hear about it from someone else?!
>>25695958
I heard it from him of course. Only he knows, after all.
>>25687671
Goddammit /mlp/, you never cease to amaze.
>>25695989
but you know too
and so do I now
and so does anyone lurking this thread
you've spilled the beans big times, anon
I hope cosby isn't one to get mad at that sort of thing, or you might be zipzopbodopitty dead
>>25694999
How good a top are you?Also nice trips
>>25687671
>The sea of replies
This won't be the last time I see this story Anon
>>25696192
I could make you feel like a fragile, pretty mare in bed if you'd let me have my way with you. How good of a top I am depends on how badly you want to be the little pony.
>>25696321
I want to be the little pony this >>25687815 bad.please help
>>25687815
top kek
>>25687671
And lo, a heartfelt chuckle was felt this day.
>>25686868
Seriously, she probably just finished reading 50 Shades of Gray.
>I was really hoping you'd want to do something normal like hit me with a whip or piss on me, but I guess I'll do that weird thing like respond to a pony name.
>>25692836
You ask your GF to do the same thing? Pic related.
