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All jokes and irony aside, you don't really want to sex with a cartoon pony, right?
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I'd eat the shit outta Twilight's ass

Interpret it however you want
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>>25685306

>this guy
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no
I want real ponies
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>>25685306
What jokes and irony?
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>>25685306
I dunno. Probably.
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>>25685306
All jokes and irony aside, there's nothing i want more in life than to burry my dick in a cartoon pony's ass
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>>25685306
We are in fact attracted to horses.
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cartoon pony > real life woman
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>>25685306
Honestly, it depends on the pony.
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>>25685306
Given the chance, by some miracle of science and technology I would 100% have sex with a cartoon pony.

Its real horses/pony's I'm not so sure about.
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>>25685306
Yes, I would love to bed a cartoon pony.
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>>25685306
well i sure do enjoy masturbating to them
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>>25685306
Right, I just want to fuck the pictures of them
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>>25685306
if that were true why do you think so much porn exists?
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>>25685306
I would, in fact, bed a cartoon pony. Twilight is hot.
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>>25685306
You mean you don't?
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>>25685306
Ponies are for sexual, sir.
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>>25685306
Nah, I'm only onto anthro and humanized
>inb4 dogpiled by hate mob
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>>25685517
Well drawn anthro is godly
Most of it's just drawn really bad.
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>>25685517
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Actually, I'd fuck one of them ponies in a heart beat, if given the opportunity.
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>>25685306
Obviously not
I want to rape them
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>>25685517
Anthro and humanized are okay, but I prefer hooves.
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>>25685546
Some anthro have hooves.
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>>25685306

No. What are you going to do about it?

So >>25685517 doesn't think the same way you think everyone else in 4chan should (I personally have no problem with this person's tastes; they don't affect me personally). What are you going to do about it?
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>>25685596
Literally reddit: the post
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>>25685596
love and tolerate much
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>>25685596
I don't even care if you would or not, but you're being retardedly edgy here.
Calm down and rethink your life.
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>>25685621

Literally reddit: the post

>>25685666

You're being retardedly edgy here. Calm down and rethink your life.
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>>25685730
Literally reddit: the post
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>>25685737

Literally reddit: the post
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>>25685730
>your singles against my trips
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>>25685730
>>25685762
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>>25685596
>stop oppressing anthrofags, you disgusting horsefucking shitlords!
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>>25685766

Literally reddit: the post
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>>25685801
>more singles
>now against my dubs
>>>/r/eddit
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Anthrofag here, and frankly I find all your antics hilarious. I was expecting hate, but instead you've all joined in some kind of retarded circle-jerk. Keep up the good work and don't ever change.
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>>25685789

Literally reddit: the post
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ITT literally reddit: the thread
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>>25685809
>09

Literally gb2 >>>/r/eddit : the post
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i come from /b/ id fuck anything
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>>25685812
No one gives a fuck about what you think, just keep your disgusting abominations out of /mlp/
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>>25685306
I think you should leave.
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>>25685306
gb2EQD
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>>25685860
Never claimed anyone cared what I thought, and I never brought anything to /mlp/, so yeah.
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>>25685860

No one gives a fuck about what you think, just keep your disgusting self out of /mlp/
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>>25685666
That's some good advice there, Satan.
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>>25685306
Want to? I fantasize about it frequently.
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GO BACK 2 REDDT?
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>>25685532
This
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>>25685306
Cartoon Pony.
Sex without thinking it twice.

Real Horse or pony.
Not even once
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I want to sex with cartoon bear
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>>25685350
THIS
H
I
S
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>>25685972
This, to be equally honest, familia.
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>>25685912
tell him, fellow anthrofag! let's stop this oppression once and for all. i've had enough of this hostility, let's convice hiro to lift the no anthro rule
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>>25685532
>>25685957

Art by SeriousB. Massively upvoted & wall of fave-d by those on Derpibooru.

The haters' subjective 'opinions' are invalid.
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>>25686022
You have
>>>/trash/
for that.
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>>25686031
SeriousB, oh SeriousB. Drawer of legs and master of muscles.
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>>25686060

...and pones in fuck-me heels
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>>25685306
Honestly yes, i'm not even attracted to humans anymore.

>TFW i'm going to be a wizard forever
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>>25686060

Fluts being given a good seeing-to by Big Mac:
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Suddenly, furfags
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>>25686164
Feels good.
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>>25686174
>implying you wouldn't sex an anthro pone
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>>25686174
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There's a point in every perv's journey where they sit down and realize:
If any fictional character turned out to be real, it would blow my mind.
The simple idea of being able to interact with said character would be thrilling.
Therefore, if I could have consensual sex with any fictional character that isn't physically repelling, I would.

I've reached this point.
If a cartoon pony wanted to fuck me, I would.
Even if it's a futa anthro.
Even Spike, Spyro the dragon, Sonic the hedgehog.
Especially a character I know a lot.

However, if a cartoon pony I don't know suddenly appeared in my bedroom and showed my its pussy begging for it, but couldn't actually talk, I don't know what I'd do. That's the real dilemma.
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>>25686174

If you don't want to bang one of SeriousB's mares, you're a homo.
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>>25685306

Dude I'd pound Applejack's pie forever
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>>25685306
Cartoon ones? Absolutely. Real ones? No....but some do.
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>>25685306
>implying we don't sit at our computers all day and fantasize about fucking a pony
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>>25686347
I think you meant Pinkie's.
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>>25686376
SAVED
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>>25686380
>implying you can't do both
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>>25685306
>Jokes
>Ironically liking pony poon
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>>25685306
Yes you faggot we aren't xenophobic, speaking of who else would fuck an alien?
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>>25685306
I would even fuck a real mare.
Humans in general a shit, tbqh.
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>>25686380

>implying I'm not an applefag
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>>25686462
You can't treat humans in real life like shit and call them shit just because you can imagine a better race.
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>>25686699
Don't come to me with this bullshit anon.
You have never been betrayed, forgotten or abandoned?
I forgive, but I am not a fucking saint to disregard all the pain that humanity has inflicted to me.
I just treat people in a neutral way and expect absolutely nothing out of them, for better or worse. That's the only way one can go by.
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>>25686174
I wouldn't touch an anthro pone, but other anthro animals are fine.
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>>25686772
Why no anthro pone?

If you'd fuck a different anthro, then what difference does it make.
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>>25686813
They take too many artistic liberties and deviate from the show so much. I also just don't find them sexy at all. If I wanted to fuck a human, then I would fuck a human. If I want a pony, then I want a pony. No in between. I like to fap to my waifu in her actual form. Lastly, anthros try to be "hot" while MLP ponies are supposed to be cute and I find cute more sexually attractive.
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>>25685306
>not wanting to have sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of reproduction with a fellow sapient species
>not wanting to start a traditional family with said intelligent equine
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>>25685306
>you don't really want to sex with a cartoon pony, right?
Where do you think you are?
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>>25685325
Dude, you don't even fucking know. I've developed a rimming fetish so fucking hard
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>>25685306
In all honesty, some of us do and some of us don't. As long as it's a consenting member of a sentient species, what the hell does it matter?

It's purely academic, anyway, since you cannot have sex with fictional characters.
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Sir, I'd finger blast her right in the corn hole, sir.
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>>25686471
It neglects to highlight Applejack's best ASSets.
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>>25685306
I don't masturbate to ponies neither i think of them sexually, however, if the ponies in the show were rea and if the chance was given, l i'd have sex with them without hesitating.
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>>25685306
I would and want to have sex with a cartoon horse.

>>25685596
>What are you going to do about it?
Call you a faggot.

Faggot.
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>>25685306
>you don't really want to sex with a cartoon pony, right?
>/mlp/
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>>25685306
/mlp/ is satire
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>>25685306
I wat to cum inside op
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>>25685306
I'd marry a filly.
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>>25685306
>you don't really want to sex with a cartoon pony, right?
I do. And I would if I had the chance to do so
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>>25685306
Ummm...
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>>25685306
I don't want to sex in general.
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>>25685306
I want to get into an honest loving relationship with pony that eventually leads to us getting close enough for sex.
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>>25685306
>jokes and irony
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>>25685533
Double Dubs confirm!
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>>25685306
I'm gonna be honest here. Am I attracted to them? No. Would I try it just to try it? Yeah. Maybe. Just to say I did it.
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>>25685306
i want to dig Applejack horse pussy
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>>25686471
you are goddamn right
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>>25685306
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no i dont which makes me a rarity on this site
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>>25685306
nah brah
/mlp/ is a running joke that's been going for 5 years now (which started on /co/)
we're just trying to see how long we can keep it going
I do not nor ever will sex a pony, horse or any cartoon version thereof
it's just for the shock value at this point
we kept the show going after S3 and it's gone to shit since then
honestly, we shouldn't have done it, but jokes and pranks sometimes get out of hands, or in this case hooves
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>>25685306

Lol.

Really, OP.

You knew what would happen.
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>>25690627
This guy embodies the perfect faggotry.
Congratulations, Anon
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>>25691889
the joke
your head
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>>25691927
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>>25690627
>/)
Really Anon?
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>>25691955
you found my secret bro-hoof!
grats ponybro
(\
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>>25685532
want to point us to some?
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>>25690627
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>>25685325
>jokes and irony
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No, I don't want to sex a pony; I want pic related to sex me. I want him to hold me down and >rape me violently until I agree to spend the rest of my life as his personal cock-sock.
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RL Horse: Yeah. I'd find it intriguing to court a young mare over time, going out of my way to give her extra love and attention, whereas one day she may try to court me during her first estrus

Cartoon Pony: If I had the option, this is far more desirable, as I could share my thoughts and feeling with the mare instead of just my dick and fist.
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>>25686164
me neither, human a shit
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>>25685306
I rarely visit this board and I am not a brony but I sure would plow some cartoon pony ass if I had the chance
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>>25685306
You bet.
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>>25693320
bravoh
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