Did your mother explain sex to you when you were teenager?
>>25682366
OP, did you only learn about sex when you became a teenager?
Spike's face in this picture is amazing.
>>25682366
My dad did. Never knew my mother.
>>25682366
>mfw my mother told me that at first I was growing up in her belly and then came out from between her legs
>mfw my father directly told me that when boy and a girl love each other very much, they have "sex" and then a baby may born after 9 months have passed
>mfw I was about 5 or 6 years old when this happened
>>25682366
>Twilight will never calmly explain sex to you and answer your embarrassing questions.
>>25682412
No, but my mother presumed that i didn't learn it yet.
>>25682540
Potential green?
>>25682366
Nope my first and last female friend explained it
>>25682558
I'm terrible at writing.
>>25682552
Were you not told in school? I assume you're American, but here in the UK we're first taught sex ed at the age of 10-11
>>25682366
by Gay Bard?
>>25682366
My sex education came almost entirely from the internet.
I do not recommend this method.
>>25682608 I ditched lot of classes at school, so i my guess is that i ditched sex ed
>>25682608
In America, sex ed is the parents' obligation really.
>>25682366
Nope. I think my parents assumed that I would learn it from the internet eventually. They were right, but it could have gone really wrong.
I was at a religious school too, so no sex education besides a couple of biology lessons.
>>25682608
>le ebin ameridumbs xD
No but seriously they teach you sex ed in school. A lot.
My sex ed in school was a fucking joke. GW Bush era abstinence only BS.
>>25682803
I wasn't implying "hue, ameridumbs xDD", just that I wasn't sure whether it was mandatory for kids at the age of 10 like it is over here. And given what >>25682785 said, my point still stands.
>DADDY FUCKED MOMMY
>>25682608
>>25682785
The closest we have is a one-month "Healthy Choices" class, where they also teach you about drugs, STDs, and a few other things.
>>25682870
They teached me in school so I never asked shit.Not like I have ever used that knowledge for anything, wizardry here I come.
>>25682818
>implying that's only a bush era thing
HA
no seriously HA
it didn't change when Obama entered office, up until last year (my senior year) it was just "don't have sex, here's the reasons not to have sex, here's a wizard to show you why you shouldn't have sex, WHY IS THIS NOT WORKING STOP HAVING SEX"
>>25682570
Whuch episode was that gif from?
>>25682366
Nope, found out about it on my own.
Stripped completely naked and danced on a picnic table.
I recieved shame that Christmas
>>25682366
My mother left me when I was an infant.
>>25682922
They should have spent a few more minutes on grammar and spelling, instead of having a Sex Ed class.
>>25682923
By my senior year my teacher literally said "This is off the books but I know all of you know about condoms and what they are, but I can't wait talk about them here."
If you asked them "off the record", they would probably tell you anything.
You faggots must be kidding
They teached me properly in sex education class and I am in motherfucking beaner country.
It is fucking impossible that you didn't learn shit in amurrica. Guess amurrica isn't as good as they claim it is then.
>>25682961
I am a mexican, so my english is pretty good for having learned basically on my own.get dunked on.
>>25682922
I know them feels
>>25682983
Mostly because all the kids seem to know what sex is by the time it's appropriate for the talk.
>>25683030
That's why thety teach us here when we are like 8 now.
They are tired of 13 year olds getting pregnant, kek.
>>25682997
I want a quesadilla now
>>25682366
Hah!Nobody explained anything to me.Well, exept for that drunk uncle's friend .He gave me a nice warm lesson...
>>25683047
If I remember correctly, the record for the youngest mom was this seven year-old girl from Mexico who was knocked up by a seventeen year-old guy.
>>25683083
Explain further
>>25682366
What a silly question,it was porn
My dad often took me to the library, it was our thing. My introduction was hentai at age 5 and I had no fucking idea what I was looking at exactly. I researched in biology books then was highly disgusted. No one at school believed me (went a year early and was in first grade).
>>25682702
>>25682801
This.
>>25682472
fuggin kek
>>25682366
No, my dad did.
He used two dogs that were fucking in the middle of the street, as an example.
>''And its the same with people.''
Maybe that's why I have a thing with doing it doggy-style.
>>25683630Sounds like any girl you come across willhave a "ruff" time.
>>25682366
Nope.
In fact, neither of my parents did, I sort of figured it out on my own. The fact I had 2 older siblings is probably why they never bothered to bring it up.
The also failed to neglect masturbation, and as such, I didn't actually start doing it until I was 18. I often wonder if this had any substantial side effects.
>>25683672
Fucking spic.
I made the doggy-style comment so you couldnt do it.
>>25682536
>When I was around 8, my mom told me I came out of her stomach.
>A few years later, I learn about the birds and the bees and figure my mom was avoiding the subject.
>A few more years later, I learn I was a c-section and she was telling the truth.
I don't know how to feel.
>>25682366
I didn't know what sex was until i looked at pornography when i was 18 or 19.
I come from a VERY religous household.
my parents never told me. at one point I think we all just internally accepted that awkward preteen anon learned it online at some point. thanks god I turned out okay, and only have 20 fetishes.
>>25683691
Anon pls
>Implying you are ever gonna touch a woman
I didn't really learn anything about sex or female anatomy until I was about 14-15. My parents were too embarrassed to talk to me about it and I was homeschooled so I never had sex education or any friends who were knowledgeable about that stuff.
Shit, for the longest time I thought girls peed and pooped out of the same hole.
>>25682366
No. They never even tried on their own. The subject came up once when I asked my father something I can't even remember anymore related to sexuality, and the topic broadened up a bit after that. Nothing more. I already knew most of the stuff I needed to know from the internet anyway.
>>25682366
>Needing sex explained
I figured out masturbation around 5 or so, i used to dry hump by bed so much i had friction burns on my cock and still didn't stop.
Plus the internet really helped.
>>25682366
When I was five or six my dad drew out a detailed sectional diagram of male and female genitalia and explained the entire process of copulation, conception, gestation and birth.
A few days later I gave my American Midwest kindergarten classmates the most thorough and accurate course in Sex Ed they would ever attend in their entire K through 12 program.
My teacher stumbled upon us all, eventually stopped me, and brought complaint to my parents. She then asked them if all the stuff I'd been saying to the other students was really true, because apparently I'd informed this woman of things she had absolutely no knowledge of regarding human reproduction.
>>25684082
No big surprise there. The old generations are so scared of sexual matters they don't inform themselves.
I just remember always knowing, someone probably explained it when my younger brother was born, which is before I can remember.
I also don't remember ever not masturbating.
>>25683827
>>25684154
What did you get off to when you were five?I would rub against the bed while thinking about making girls smell my feet. Then I learned what a fetish is and it all clicked.
>>25682923
Why didn't you get a real one? In my class, we learned about other methods, but we were told that the only 100% reliable method to avoid such things is abstinence. Which is true.
>>25684397
I used to want to fuck digimon, Pokemon and such.
Especially gatomon.
Thing is, i wasn't entirely sure what to do, if you will. So i just had strange thought that looking back wasn't all that sexual.
My sister fucked me when I was five
Years later I don't give a fuck
she thinks I forgot
And I turned out all right
I have wife and nice house
>>25682366
Handed me a book, All About Sex and Growing Up. I figured out the rest.
>>25685133
>>25685186
Forgot to mention this was after I'd found my dad's smut magazines when I was in Kindergarten. Almost brought them to school with me one day. Still got in trouble because the teacher overheard me tell my friend about them during nap time.
Learned about it from newgrounds when I was around 11.
Been fapping for at least 10 years now without being walked in on or talked to about it, so I'm just assuming they're letting me do my shit in peace at least.
>>25685133
nice
