>"zebras murdered a school full of children because Celestia doesn't want to trade coal,so fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them but accidentally destroys everyone instead, Derpy Hooves becomes a radioactive zombie and Twilight becomes GlaDOS, Pinkie commits suicide, Gilda is a bounty hunter looking to kill Rainbow Dash, Rarity melts, Fluttershy becomes a zombie tree, etc."
>FoE fans
Do we laugh at them, or turn our heads in shame?
>>25677120
We laugh our heads in shame
>>25677120
Sounds like trying far too hard to insert edge.
>>25677120
That makes about 50% sense. Zombie trees? why the fuck would rarity melt, better yet whats with Fluttershy manufacturing a bomb. Whywould she make a bomb and blow to turn the place into desert. Whats the Fluttershy thinking of or control. How on does Pinkie suicide and why? What's the point.
>>25677303
the zebras are fucking pissed and the mane 6 become the wartime council and Fluttershy is basically the head of the Manhattan Project for some reason
>>25677316
What? whats the Manhattan project got to do with my little pony?
All of these are really well contextualized, of course it sounds silly when you go out of your way to make it sound silly.
Cept the zombie tree that's more like a throwaway joke and only gets a line or two of mention. FoE is full of these, "hay let's remind you this is loosely based on that pony show" moments. Which don't really impact the story in any way.
>>25677332
Hang on, whats based on what?
>>25677332
>making excuses to attempt to justify your autism
Gentle reminder that FoE is absolute shit and you are required to have literal autism to enjoy it.
>>25677369
If you're here then you can enjoy it, then!
>>25677120
>Twilight becomes GLaDOS
OP, do you want to point out where?
Also turn our heads and laugh, i guess.
Rate my autism /mlp/
>>25677400
It's all on the "FoE wiki" if you just look up the main characters and read the spoilers
>>25677421
Just end it fa.m
>>25677268
Nice job, anon. We shall all laugh our heads in shame now.DUDE WEED LMAO
>>25677303
Because Rarity is a marshmallow.
>>25677421
Terminal, my condolences anon.
L O L
O
L
I always knew FOE must be some pretty autistic shit but that's far worse than what I could've imagined.
>>25677448
hang on theres a ponified fallout? you talking the piss?
>>25677120
>zebras murdered a school full of children because Celestia doesn't want to trade coal,so fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them but accidentally destroys everyone instead
What the fuck
>>25677120
both, F.A.M.
>>25677421
I found the cure.
>>25677620
Why are you using a name?
>>25677697
he's a big guy
>>25677120
>Twilight
>GLaDOS.
I am very interested in hearing a Twilight AI story now. Sad I can't really green that much.
Wait, that's actually what happens? That sounds retarded
>>25677303
>better yet whats with Fluttershy manufacturing a bomb. Whywould she make a bomb and blow to turn the place into desert.
She directs her company to create something called a megaspell that can apply X spell on a macro scale and gave it to both sides. THe ziggers decided to go nuclear with it, with some magical equivalent to a nuclear bomb, some necromantic dragonfire contained in an egg.
>>25677720
Yeah for the most part, of course there is "context" to "justify" it all, but it's mostly just a 500,000 page way of saying "Who gives a shit about this MLP stuff anyway?"
>>25677448
Laughed until tears.
>>25677303
And Rarity melts because she's trapped in a room that fills with some kind of 'melting gas' that just decomposes you
>>25677421
Terminaljust like mine.
>>25677715
long story short: she became "the master"
in the first game of FO, the final boss's name is "the master": a big chunk of meat and skin on top of the main deck of the vault.
it's one of the bosses you can win without fight
oh and of course the main character is a horse lesbian, because of course she is
>>25677332
>All of these are really well contextualized
'well of course my story about pregnant Apple Bloom farting on everypony makes sense. you see, in context she is pregnant, gassy, and everypony in Ponyville has a fart fetish'
>>25677120
>Pinkie commits suicide
this ... this is coldsteel-tier grimdark
>>25677961
Can't make this shit up, if nobody believes it just go google their wiki
>lets include ponies from the show and have them act out of character only to kill them off so my oc can run the show!
>it's not edgy to have everyone die gruesomely and get raped. it's fallout after all
>muh context
>What do you call a bus full of Zebras?
[/spoiler]A Garbage Truck!
>>25677707
>>25677697
4U. I forgot to take it off
>>25677316
She didn't make the bomb. She was responsible for basically a spell amplifier. She intended it to heal an entire battlefield at once. It was perverted into a weapon.
>>25677961
Pinkie didn't suicide, she was assassinated
>>25678169
Pinkie did suicide, but some fag wrote a huge ass side fic to the original FO:E and changed it to an assassination to fit his story.
Long story short, pretty much everyone hated him for it and he removed it...after 4 years.
>>25678183
I enjoyed Project Horizons. It's difficult to find a story long enough to really get into it, and it accomplished that nicely.
I do admit, the first time I tried to read it, I got as far as the rape scene and put it down for about a year and a half. I just couldn't do it. But if you take it for what it is, it's quite charming.
uh, fluttershy knows magic?
uh
hmm
>>25678216
No, fluttershy was in charge of an entire division of the government. She had thousands of unicorns working under her
>>25678224
>fluttershy was in charge of an entire division of the government
THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS
>>25678231
Read the story. Find out
>>25678213
You can get into it if you like over the top, flashy nonsensical bullshit that has nothing to do with Mlp or FO:E for that matter.
Project Horizons in litterally a long Naruto fic with good wording. It just has structure good enough to to hide the smell of autism, mary sues and shamelessly pointless sex scenes.
>>25678239
>Read the story
but i know it's bad and awful and no good already
>>25678239
>waste your time reading a crappy edge-laden crossover fic. Find out.
ftfy family
>>25678253
No, you don't. What you know is the opinion of many people. It's not for everyone, obviously, but nothing is. I enjoyed it. You might too.
>>25678248
>Autism.
Ok, that's fair. I suppose my literal autism and it's figurative autism go well together.
'yeah i know the characters could literally be any thing from any universe but look - the author put in a few sentences so you know it's all based on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic universe, created by Hasbro Entertainment. anyway, chapter 88 explains in detail why Coldsteel wants to make lesbian horse sex with Lesbian Horse Main Character so everyone's sad when Coldsteel dies gruesomely three chapters later...
...because war. war never changers ;)'
>>25678275
Only if I enjoyed sticking my hand in a meat grinder.
>>25678275
>>25678295
perfect recital/10
>>25678305
This is not a valid counterargument
>>25678327
>but you didn't even taste the shit. how do you know it'll taste like shit?
Being fair, with any kind of MLP fanfiction you have to lower your expectancies.
Just be glad it makes sense in it of itself and it doesn't use the canon characters too much, it could be worse senpai.
>>25677120
>Discord didn't bother to dodge an attack that has already petrified him once and he knew perfectly well what was going to happen.
Eh, sounds like show's logic to me,
>>25678348
it would likely have been better without the canon characters tbqh familia. at least then it would be self contained oc autism
>>25678370
I agree, but hey! At least it wasn't just one more self insert fic where the main character hooks up with RD and gets her preggo in a week.
By this fandom's standarts, it ain't that bad.
mmm-MMM this turd loaf sure is tasty. i mean at least it's not that horrible nasty uncooked-chicken-style shit. boy that kind of shit would be disgusting! no, it's regular old shit for this anon, thanks
>>25678348
5 of them die gruesomely and twilight becomes a fucking machine, I think maybe only Fluttershy survived it all and became some PTSD nurse in the woods
FFS I did mention GILDA KILLING RAINBOW DASH.
I call that using canon too much
>>25677650
Thought it was the problem that the Zebra had a fear of the moon and stars. So when Moon butt reappeared and began to take control over the contery beacuse oh no Celestia is out of touch with the modern world, the zebra's freak the fuck out and start to preform jihad on the ponies.
>>25678490
if they didn't use canon characters even fewer people would have read that literary abortion.
>being ooc and writing them out via death once enough readers were on the bandwagon
FOE is shit, go read one of these instead:
Stardust
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/100455/stardust
XCOM crossover, bookhorse gets sent to earth and picked up for study by some XCOM guys
Days of Wasp and Spider
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/6515/days-of-wasp-and-spider
Ponies are enslaved by sci-fi diamond dogs, lots of violence and explosions
>>25678253
>>25678231
More or less after a international event with a zebra warlord that wounded a good chunk of wonderbolts Celestia was asking the mane six to not only be the elements of harmony for defending equestria but also in helping deal with international problems such as the zebras. As a result the girls became in charge of various different groups in government, Flutters was called the ministry of mercy or something and was all about healing and medical practices that lead in the culminations of the Healing Bomb, or Megaspell amplifier. However because the girls had all drifted apart and also because muh reasons for having gritty post apocolaptic world setting, Fluttershy in a naive attempt gives the megaspell formula to the Zebras so that they could also use the spell and heal all of their own. Only they didn't and blew up the ponies and the ponies of course retalited with their own.
All the rest of the girls usually died in a horrible way as a result, though Applejack makes it back to the vault under her farm for ponyville and helped create the generations that formed the hero of the story.
It was interesting to read in terms of a crossover fic, but in the end it was rather cringy at times and man fuck the Velvet bitch, she's a cunt.
What would have been more entertaining to see would be how the end result of Glimmer's final future had been. The one where Twilight forces Glim Glam to the future with her and its only a wasteland, would have been a better premise than durr lets just have them do stupid shit and nuke each other!
>>25678567
soooo, it's shit. no surprise there
>All the rest of the girls usually died in a horrible way
any reason or did the author just want to up the edge factor killing characters we know over some random oc we wouldn't care for?
>>25677421
Those aren't real. There is no way those things have a physical form. Not like that. No. A loving God would not allow this.
>>25678622
They're real.At least it isnt Project Horizons...?
>>25678606
Tear jerking I guess? I mean why does an author kill of a favorite character? To get reactions and people to start talking about it.
Be honest senpaitachi, when you found out that Sirius Black from Harry Potter book series was going to die did you rage? I bet you did, I know I did.
>>25678543
>Stardust
Did that ever update? I remember that they were going over into Equestria now to deal with the alien threat but then some weird mental shit happened and suddenly the main human guy went nuts or something.
>>25678659
Yeah, the Stardust sequel still gets updates periodically. It's a little 2edgy4me but maybe that's a plus for people who are into Fallout.
>Mfw when I've read both FoE and FoE:PH
>Tfw I thought PH was the better story
>Mfw when I'm the polar opposite of the majority.capcha: Flowers
>>25678659
nah when sirius was kill i kept lying to myself thinking somehow he'll be back "we still had two books to go!" up until i finished the series. promptly followed by a "well that fucking sucks."
>>25678622
You know what's better? Somebody from the show's crew recieved a copy, and that copy had a clop scene included.
>>25677421
Pretty autistic, but I gotta admit that I'm a wee bit jealous. Then again, I'm pretty autistic myself.
>>25678689
I rather thought it was well done in how they did the Earth chapters, though I wanna see the aftermath of the events of Xcom wars.And not that shitty upcoming sequel of 'oh you didn't win the war, you got your shit pushed in and assimalated like the rest of the universe. Get rekt.
I also rather enjoyed the moment when the personal on the base actually had more in depth reactions to "hey we can do magic now, neat."
The other thing was the conversation peice between Discord and Celestia in regards to the elements being of use against the alien threat. Something around the lines of "There are creatures out there that have their OWN order. It is not something that you will like." An interesting idea that the elements would only root out disorder and disharmony, while accepting other forms of Harmony that the alien threat had.
>>25678710
You were in my shoes, I kept thinking that when big V was going to do some type of ritual snafu or something to escape death once again that Sirius would jump out of the otherside of a portal and drop kick old snake face good. But no instead we get shitty pairings of the cast, a book that was about camping in the woods and some of the most obtuse fucking treasure hunting directions in the world.
>>25678026
>What do you call a bus full of black people?A Prison Bus
>fallout equestria
>harry potter
>my little pony (free space)
mfw
>>25678816
Let's be fair, at least it wasn't "Courier in Equestria."
>>25678213
Project Horizons is by far one of the worst stories ever told. Last I heard Blackjack is now a robotic alicorn and is trying to fight a moon demon. Oh, she's also pregnant.
>>25678847
I think she died three times?
>>25678847
You're late to the party anon. Project Horizons has endedand a sequel has just begun.
>>25677120
What the actual fuck
>>25678847
She 'died' but didn't, now immortal and shit.
>>25678870
Don't remind me. Please.send help.
>>25678863
>>25678847
Oh and she shit the bed like twice too
>>25678847
She was, then she did defeat it, died again and came back as an immortal pony cause reasons and became immortal fuckbuddies with Little Pip, who is also immortal cause reasons.
>tfw faggots get buttmad over shit like this
>tfw my phone case has Littlepip on it
Eat your heart out bitches, while I slurp up a cup of your tears
>>25678169
>>25678183
uh wait what... did I miss something? I thought Pinkie was killed by a nuke? Where does it imply that she offed herself? (In the story I mean)
>>25678912
I will give you 17% of all my shekels for the item which you have displayed in your picture.
>>25678913
She never offed herself. OP is just looking for keks.
>>25678870
>sequel
>>25678912
THe main character's buttmark is really a can of soda?
>>25678913
Oh yeah, I checked it since it's been so long.
No, Pinkie does not kill herself, she just dies to the nuke terrified and alone. ^:)
>>25677120
>No exploration of ethics in a post-nuclear society
>implying fallout
fuck outta here bro
>>25679150
It's a pipboy, pony edition, but I would still suck on it.
>>25679160
so much better, nice context ^:)
>>25677120
Another one of these.
Alright sure bring it on.
>zebras murdered a school full of children because Celestia doesn't want to trade coal
Ziggers gonna zig. Didn't do nuffins all over the place in ape warfare
>fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them but accidentally destroys everyone instead
Fluttershy was the first in Equestria to think of mutually assured destruction, but the Zebra's were unbeknownst to horseland already alluhabakbarring at this point
>Derpy Hooves becomes a radioactive zombie
Well, why the fuck do horses talk?
>Twilight becomes GlaDOS
Not the right reference
>Gilda is a bounty hunter looking to kill Rainbow Dash
Yeah, sure why not? I mean Rainbow Dash is already a war veteren at this point
>Rarity melts
Sure, nukes do that
>Fluttershy becomes a tree
That's the poison joke
Fallout Equestria is pretty fun and enjoyable ride. It is very sparse of flaws.
>>25679173
Why the fuck does a main character have such a stupid background-esque cutie mark?
>>25679194
>It is very sparse of flaws.
>>25679206
ya got something other than a dank, /v/-tier reaction image
>Pinkie committed suicide
>Got killed from a megaspell
Shit talk correctly faggot.
>>25679199
Her job at her little stable/vault was fixing pip-bucks. I guess that's why there's one in her ass.At least isn't a reatrded as in PH
>>25679194
>overuse of rape and gore
>fun and enjoyable ride
to each his own i guess
>>25678847
PH was a descent fanfiction for what it's worthuntil she dies the first time, after that everything is shit.
But that museum scene was fucking gold
>>25679281
>overuse of rape and gore
Everyone screams and cries over that but there is hardly any fucking use in it. What, are talking about the Pit, which was suppose to be hell on earth? Gore? Have you played fallout? The entire concept of raiders is about crazed gore loving sickos.
It's all justified. It's just very odd how people will call out FoE, when /mlp/ board culture perpetuates an endless parody of this shit to the point of actually mirroring actual gore and rape
>>25679318
>w-w-w-well this OTHER stuff is bad too so it makes THIS stuff good!
no
>>25679336
No, FoE is a well constructed fanfic novel that has darker themes and plays with the ideas at hand, yet people always call foul on FoE here.
Yet /mlp/ is a constant factoring shovelling out rape fantasy and if fluffy pony general wasn't a bannable offence, we would have a constant stream of gore.
Why would you call out a fanfic novel for not handling mature themes well, when your own house isn't in order?
>>25679194
Anon pls you're not even accurate yourself.
>zebras murdered school
One zebra lost his shit and gassed them all after his family was killed by automated defenses mistaking them for invaders.
>Fluttershy was the first in Equestria to think of mutually assured destruction
No she had her research team develop a megaspell with the ability to heal the entire battlefield. No point in fighting if no one can die right? Naive as she is she thought the zebras would use it correctly rather than modify it when she sneaked it over to them after being rejected by her own side.
>Derpy Hooves becomes a radioactive zombie
She's not radioactive, she's just an old fashioned Fallout ghoul. Seeing as it's a crossover I can't see why it's even relevant as a point against the story.
>Gilda is a bounty hunter looking to kill Rainbow Dash
She was contracted to but it's unknown if she actually managed to do it. Seeing how Gilda hadn't been reformed here and how RD was branded a traitor, it doesn't seem too unlikely.
>Rarity melts
Not a nuke. Necromancer magic "pink cloud" that slowly fuses and melts everything. Red Cloud from Dead Money but with a magic touch.
>Fluttershy becomes a tree
Mutated poison joke.
>>25679380
>Why would you call out a fanfic novel for not handling mature themes well
i'm calling it out because it's shit
>>25679389
>Derpy Hooves becomes a radioactive zombie
Think he was talking about when she becomes a Glowing One
[pushes glasses up nose, squints at monitor] ACTUALLY this is how the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic intersects with the world of Fallout: The Post-Nuclear Role-playing Video Game. you see,
>>25679410
>I go onto shit site
>To get a daily dose of my shit fetishes
>To get shit meme force fucked into my mouth
>So I can get the right
>To call out a fanfiction
really anon
>>25677120
>Twilight becomes GlaDOS
That sounds fucking amazing.
>>25679169
But what about the whole Arbu massacre? The cannibalism justification ect was a pretty decent attempt by the author to have some discussion of ethics.
>discussing ethics through My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan-work
yes, quite
>>25677120
>Magical pony villain is jealous of sister and wants to make it night all the time because ponies are only awake during the day a.k.a. her sister's job, doesn't talk it out, so sister (who is the most powerful ruler of the land) sends her student to some backwater town to make five friends in a day to stop villain without telling said student why, these friends who are no one special in particular become the best representatives for "friendship," they stop evil horse with "magic," turns out it was their "destiny," only then does powerful ruler sister show up and say "Yeah I knew you could do it"
>Several seasons later and we have Dragon Ball Z fights and edgy wars in alternative timelines
>FiM fans
Do we laugh at ourselves, or turn our heads in shame until they twist off?
>>25679430
If only it were true. Instead, it's Trixie that gets the spotlight as an abomination. Twilight is just along for the ride. Which isn't that bad, but I'd say crossing MLP and Fallout is enough, no need to force Portal in there as well.
Any good Portal crossovers out there that might have this?
>>25678913
FoE canon is she died in her office.
PH reworks that to she was assassinated.
>>25679199
The reason is this:Pipbucks (or the real fallout version, pipboys) have tracking for other pipbucks. So you can use it to find others. Her talent is finding other ponies.
>>25679483
PH's writter actually realised how much of a shit idea that was and pulled it back (from the fimfiction version, at least, might still be in the google docs)
>>25679499
You just made it sound 10 times worse than a soda can
>>25679478
>w-w-w-well this OTHER stuff is bad too so it makes THIS stuff good!
>>25679521
Everything is shit Anon. Everything. Hide yourself in your room, there's nothing out there.
>>25678912
That's pretty good
>>25679521
>w-w-w-well this other stuff can be misconstrued and misrepresented to appear bad with a somewhat comedic effect which draws your attention to the obvious parallels in straw-manning made by the OP's post which is performing a similar function.
>>25679535
>tfw just want some piss once in a while to let me swallow it down
> massacring children in an mlp fic.
>>25679508
This I did not know. I've read PH through once. Fucking thing is longer than all of the Harry Potter books, not gonna be scanning that bitch for errors every few days. Good on you for knowing.
>Yeah, I did read it on Google Docs, so you're probably right then.
>I actually like it.
>Even the ending.
>Okay, maybe it goes off the rails for me when BJ gets the robo-wings. Still enjoyable overall even if the ending went bat-shit.
>>25679514
I made a very, VERY brief summation. In the story it's actually a huge revelation and super neat. Think Troubleshoes and missing the point of his cutie mark, but done a billion times better and with a character you're emotionally invested in.
>>25679556
but in CONTEXT it is good. maybe you should actually read the Child Massacre chapter first??
>>25679551
Piss, piss, everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
>>25678936
>>25679160
>>25679483
That's what I thought, but I was unsure if I had missed some context clue.
Unrelated, but it seems like PH is a steaming pile of shit (based on what little of it I've read and on what the ppl in this thread have been saying about it)
>Cchapter 56: In Which Many Children Are Massacred in Gruesome Detail BEcause Reasons
yes, i'm entirely satisfied with the life choices that led me to believe that reading this was a good idea
>>25679572
>>25679608
It's only mentioned as old history. There's never an actual child massacre in the fic.
>>25679608
It's literally the Bitter Springs massacre.
>>25679571
>a character you're emotionally invested in.
>>25678912
Do you want a medal or something?
>>25679474
>>25679424
Oh wow please leave at ant time
>>>/reddit/
>>25679640
Well, as it's been said in this thread, some people will like it, some won't. I liked it.You won't make it to the end if you're not invested anyways. Bitch took me days to read.
>>25679756
>ant time
>>25679593
I'll admit that if you turn off your brain for anything that is bullshit and just read it for the well written fight scenes, it can be enjoyable. The other 70% of the story is as good of a concept as My ImmortalExcept itisn't the greatest piece of writting ever written, if u no liek ur a prep
>>25679776
beefags vacate
>>25679478
The war in the finale were hardly edgy, I don't recall lots of violence just for shock factor, are you just using buzzwords again?
>>25679921
We have lost full control of our lives anon.
RUN, RUN WHILE YOU CAN
>>25677907
I read it a few years ago andtrixie is the master, twilight just appears as an alicorn at the very end
>This_thread.gif
>>25679419
But she never did. She only got an excess of radiation to heal and it dissipated off of her over time.
>>25678622
In my senior year of high school some chucklefuck did a book report over these. I don't know how it went because I'm really bad with cringe so I went to the bathroom but jesus fucking christ how can you possibly think that's a good idea?
>>25678715
>>25680187
Honestly? This would go over well in english. Just don't mention their horses and take out the horse puns.
>Touches on grief and loss
>Addiction themes
>Questions what humanity is
>Forces reader to ask what they're capable of
>>25678912
>showing your power level
>>25677120
well yeah, of course it sounds fucking nuts when you summarise it like that.
I can do the same with Enders Game
10 year old sociopath commits genocide cause adults encounted scary aliens and also cock measuring contests ands somehow his brother takes over the world by way of anonymous blogging.
Does that make it a bad book? not really
>>25680325
>their
that they are*****
>A grammar mistake on the internet.
>I accidentally my life.
>>25679474
I didn't know that RD was polish
>>25680105
She was still radioactive.
![[agony continues].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FrlJG5g.jpg "[agony continues].jpg")
>People actually admitting they like PH over the original autism fest
Well I now know why /mlp/ is so shit.
>>25680330
We've already been over this IDGAF
>>25680419
>>25680419
>>25680419
>born in time to browse DANK MEMES"
>>25680437
>>25680462
>>25680474
being bothered by shit other people do.
>>25680419
Whats with the gimp mask?
>>25679499
Wrong, so wrong. Yes, it is a pipbuck. Yes, all of what you said is accurate about pipbucks, butthe light on the pipbuck is on. Her special talent is bringing light to the darkness. She got it when she saved a foal who was lost and afraid in the dark. The first thing she did was turn on the light.
>>25681059
Huh. In all my years being a /foe/ggot I've never heard this one. Still, I like to keep myself to the belief she's really just damn good at utilizing pipbucks. Or at least partly. Maybe it's just all three.
>>25681117
Well, you know, Lightbringer.
>>25677120
I read it back in those height of the fandom days and I hated it. I read it because it was a huge part of the fandom, but I just hated how it was grimdark for the sake of being grimdark, especially the fates of the Mane 6.
>>25681130
I thought that was just Homage being a faggot.
>>25681144
Checked.
And yeah, kind of, but it's the literal truth too. Shebrought back the sunafter all. If that's not bringing the light, I don't know what is.
>>25680837
>being bothered by other people being bothered by what you do
>>25681059
>>25681117
I've always thought that some of the basis for what to make her cutie mark lay in the blank slate accessibility of the main character in Fallout games. That is, Littlepip couldn't have too distinct a cutie mark or special talent in order for the story to maintain the "everyman" feeling players get when they step into a Fallout protagonist's shoes. Plus, aside from Vault Boy being the actual figurehead, a PipBoy seems pretty iconic of Fallout in general.
Hey guys
>>25681280
That doesn't really make sense, though. Littlepip has a well defined character and a her own range of skills. Granted, they're the most generally useful skills, and the ones most everyone takes, but still. She's obviously not a self insert.
>>25681495
find one instance where they establish Littlepip's physical characteristics, other than that she's a short unicorn
there are none, because it's supposed to be the reader's interpretation
>>25681306
>>25681549
She is a short, grey unicorn with a brown mane and green eyes. She says so in bits and pieces throughout the book. The reason it's not described all at once is because it's written in the first person. First pony? Anyway, most people don't really think out descriptions of themselves, unless they're narcissists
>>25681595
What? I just read the fic a month ago and she NEVER describes herself besides "unicorn" and "short"
the reason shes shown in the colors she is is because of a very early very popular picture of her, other artists just took it as inspiration
>>25681553
>>25681542
Whats wrong anon-kuns?
>>25681595
find one quote that says this. there are none. every interpretation of her (including the popular gray/brown version that Kkat has "endorsed") is fanon.
we can assume she's fairly plain due to the way she talks about herself/others, but that's basically it.
>>25681658
That waste of money is what's wrong anon.
>>25681681
Huh. I'll be damned. You're right, and I'm wrong.
>>25677421
>>25681306
>not 1st printing
>not the lighter, thinner books easier to read from
>not having a fucking hassle carrying them as the slide off each other
There's a lot of words in these things.
>>25681658
God damnit anon, have you still not rotated your picture correctly?
>>25681595
It was mentioned once that her magic was green, but that's it.
>>25681743
A pony's magic is always the same color as her eyes, barring outside influence like dark magic. But still, you make your point.
>>25681743
I tried getting the second print which was 5-parts too, but that got cancelled due to paypal shenigans.
So I had to settle with the third which had the two-books version.
And no, I didnt yet.
Im also kinda pissed I missed the Pink eyes print, and there probably wont be a second time of that.
Gues I will have to get it printed myself.
Fish is obviously superior pone
>>25681916
Ehh, not really. Super, super hypocrite
>kills everypony and his brother
>not an executioner
>>25682043
> his brother
>his
U fokkin wat m8Obviously hasn't read FOE:PH and doesn't know main characters gender.
>>25682109
>not knowing that everybody and his brother is a common figure of speech
>assuming that I haven't read the story
>Not knowing that I cried like a girl during Black
Shiggy. Fucking. Diggy.
>>25677120
Funny thing is, most of that stuff is the base of a lore for one of the best selling games ever
>>25682043
You don't have to be an executioner to kill :^)
>>25681916
It's too bad Blackjack got fucked over and over again by Somber, she might've made a decent waifu-tier pony otherwise. Back in the day when she wasn't edge incarnated.
Same goes for Rampage, but luckily I stopped reading before she got ruined, so I still have a nice image of her.
>>25681916
BJ is a literal slut and a kekold who is okay with pedophilia and mass murder.
FoE a shit
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>>25682447
I love that shit.
>>25682449
This is a mental illness, you know.
>>25677120
THE BOMB WAS MADE TO HEAL ANYONE WITHIN THE RADIUS
WARTIME GUYS GOT HOLD OF IT AND CHANGED IT TO DESTRUCTION
>>25682433
Uhh, no. Well, ok, you're half right, but not about the kekoldry part or the pedophilia part, and she wasn't so much "ok" with mass murder so much as it was the best of bad options
>>25682473
So is obsessing over shit you hate.
>>25681768
Aren't there several ponies who don't match up?
>>25682506
>Not a kukold
She fucked other dudes even though she had a girlfriend, and was okay with her girlfriend getting her fuck on because 'lel heat XD'. And before you say 'but muh 99' during the fanwanking chapter where she met Littlepip, Blackjack actually said they can't fuck because 'Glory would get mad' (even though Pip didn't even say anything about getting her fuck on). So that whole shtick was basically a poorly though tout excuse for BJ to kek Glory and get some Batpony dick.
>Not a pedophile
Scotch Tape has sex with a fully grown stallion even though she's like 10 and BJ walks in on them fucking. She is 100% okay with this.
Face it, your waifu is a dirty slut.
>>25682551
Well I don't make threads just to say how much I hate this whole concept.
>>25682614
Good job keep it up
>>25682587
To be a kekold is to have your romantic interest taken, not to do the taking.
Scotch is obviously of an age that she's going into heat, it's mentioned in a chapter. She has her cutie mark. If she's a bit young, fair enough, but BJ told her not to rush into anything, because babies, but also that it was her choice to make. That's not pedophilia. And no, she didn't say "because Glory would get mad". She said "I already have one tiny mare to make blush, thanks but no thanks"
>>25677120
Don't forget how the story ends, OP. Angsty lesbian horse becomes the right hand of Celestia's computer ghost inside her literally invincibloe control room, gets full control of the weather, and beats the horse enclave by setting off 23 sonic rainbooms at once. Then FoE gets published in-universe because it was actually her explaining how she became equestria's horny overlord ~all along~.
>>25682587
I...was actually thinking that the foe thread was just joking about the underage sex, at least in original...that shit actually happen?
>>25682694
It doesn't happen in the original, but it is implied. Raiders are evil bastards. It's explicitly stated in Project Horizons.
>>25682694
That's PH.
Though the original has a foal carrying a knife chasing a mare with blood running down her back legs. The main characters shoot him. Then they go to the spa.
>>25682718
That's a bit glib. The killing of the foal is a big source of interpersonal drama for quite some time.
>>25682709
But in the sequel...that's actually a thing?I mean, we all know it'll be a thing somewhere in the future, it's fucking Somber, but is it already a thing?
>>25682761
On the original PH pf course, was on the last chapters
ITT: Newfags lossing their shits about a fic that have almost 4 years and even a general for who knows how long
>>25682761
Yes, sorta? It's never mentioned how old Scotch is. She doesn't have her cutie mark when we meet her, but she gains it during the story. She is quite young, but it's a choice she makes, after listening to several adult's opinions on the subject. She isn't forced, and really, considering the world they're in, who has the right to tell her what she can and can't do with her body?
>>25682817
Just remember the fact that even she mentioned how she used to have sex on her old home and how that is completely normal there
Somber has a dark edgy mind
>>25682745
But of course. My Little Pony is an effective medium for discussing the ethics of shooting children, and what novel would be complete without the main characters whining at each other and the reader over contrived tragedies?
>>25677120
>Becomes GLaDOS
She became part of The Master.
Didn't you even play Fallout?
>>25682815
There will always be a constant battle between autists who hate something that is popular and autists who like something that is popular, with moderates caught in between.
>>25682654
No, kekold literally means watching your love interest being fucked by someone else and masturbating to it. Which is more in line with what she did.
And even though BJ said that to Littlepip, they had a fade to black foursome at the end of the chapter with Glory and Homage.
>>25682817
>>25682845
Somber said Scotch's age range was 8-10. He also has gone on to say that he masturbates to foalcon, and he has a girlfriend who had sex when she was like 11 and 'doesn't see anything wrong with it'.
>>25682857
Then you will love PH because it not only does it all the time, it does it with no amount of tact or realism.
I am actually sad how most of this comes from a sidefic called Project Horizons and not the original story
Remember kids to never read PH, his author is so shitty that he rips off like 5 anime plots, he thinks rape=character development and had killed and revived the protagonist like 5 times already
>>25682845
Again, she wasn't forced. If you're all that concerned, be worried about the males. They were "put into rotation" at about her age
>>25679429
Him being a hypocrite doesn't make him wrong.
The whole thing is stupid as all hell, and you just look like an idiot for trying to bring it up to some higher position.
Of course, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy stupid things. If that were true 4chan wouldn't be here in the first place.
>>25682881
Ok, and all of that is pretty fucked up. I was not aware of any of those things. Somber is a horrible person. This does not change the fact that I enjoy his writing. I feel the same way about Orson Scott Card.
>aking Somber's work seriously
>the same guy who constantly keeps asking for money to continue his shitty story
>cant even come up with a good plot so he steals from animes and throws up some gore and rape
>Character is a drunk pregnant cyborg alicorn descendant from Twilight, has died and resurrected about 5 times, is bisexual and got raped, shares her soul with Nightmare moon and her whole journey represents Jesus and the original Sin
>>25682939
>Enjoy his writing
Even that is debatable. He has like 5 editors that help clean up his broken and shitty prose. You can see him lapse a bit into it in some of the later chapters as some of the editors start caring less. And even then what about Somber's writing do you like, or is even likable?
Entire scenes, characters, plot points, and exact quotations are lifted straight from anime or popular movies. There's so much rip offs that it goes beyond the realm of references into straight up plagiarism.
He write drama for the sake of drama, horrible things happen but ultimately they hold no weight on the story. Pretty much all of Blackjack's party members are useless to the story and do nothing. Half the story isn't even focused on the plot but is Somber using Goldenblood to rewrite all of FoE, but somehow manage to make it even more shit and retarded.
Blackjack is a mess of character, not even counting all the shitty Pregnant Cyberalicorn shit or the 'muh clever Jesus allegory' she barely acts like someone should from all the shit she encounters in 99. For example, right in the first chapter she throws up when she sees two dark figures of corpses in a dark room. But then in flashbacks, as a foal she fucking watches a fellow filly get crushed and broken in half by a pneumatic door, spilling her guts and gore everywhere only like 2 feet in front of her. And she barely reacts to it. Blackjack was always a shitty character.
What about Somber's writing is 'good' in anyway?
>>25683028
Oh, if you take it seriously, you're a fool. But it's a fun ride
>>25683084
I never said it was good. I said I enjoyed it. Those are two very different things.
>>25683104
Well that brings me to my next question: Why do you defend it if you admit it's shit and a guilty pleasure?
>Original fic was about stopping the Goddes and Red Eye operations such as in stopping The Master on FO1 and the Salves Operation on FO3
>PH was about how a evil star crashed into the planet and the other stars are trying to stop it from destroying the universe and how BJ sacrifices herself to save everything that exists including where the souls go when they die
>>25683084
Does someone actually have the link from where Somber claimed his shit was a Jesus allegory?
>>25683132
I don't admit it's shit either. It's a decent story, long enough to really dig into, and it gives me feels.
I read something like a thousand words per minute. It's very difficult for me to find fics that take more than half an hour to read, and I enjoy reading in and of itself. If you have suggestions for good, long fics, I'm all ears.
>>25683084
There is only one thing I enjoyed a lot from PH. The museum scene. There is no doubts that that was awesome
>>25683196
He actually came in the Fallout Equestria thread right here on /mlp/ with it and said that. Also on his leddit. Will try to dig it up for you.
>>25683213
>1000 WPM
Gonna need proofs for that anon. Go take one of those tests and bring back a screenshot. And in that case, you should probably hit up /lit/ and start going through the entire western canon.
And either way, if you need a 2 million work story to be 'long enough' of a story, then I'm sorry but I can't really help you. Your autism has reached critical mass and there is no mortal pleasure left for you.
>>25683327I'm almost 100% certain he ripped that scene off from something. He ripped an entire fight scene straight out of GiTS
>>25683213
>It's a decent story
Please explain how a story with no plot achieve this
>it gives me feels
In what way? It cant be for the characters because they are immortal. It cant be for the relations because there are none
There are a lot more of fics that could be considered long
Heroes is 500k
sisters is 250k
treasure Hunting is 600k
Murky Number Seven is 900k
Stralight is 700k
And a shit ton more that has between 300 and 700k words each
>>25683345
Thanks boss.
>>25683084
>right in the first chapter she throws up when she sees two dark figures of corpses in a dark room. But then in flashbacks, as a foal she fucking watches a fellow filly get crushed and broken in half by a pneumatic door, spilling her guts and gore everywhere only like 2 feet in front of her. And she barely reacts to it.
I think this is just another example of how it was good or at least decent at the start, and then got fucking terrible later on. At the beginning the good editors hadn't jumped ship/got kicked out yet either.
>>25683345
>I'm almost 100% certain he ripped that scene off from something.
perhaps, but unless I get something, I'm going to assume that was the only original thought he's had
>>25683349
We don't talk about Starlight.
>>25683369
>Implying
The whole 'Hatches' thing was introduced in the early pre 16 chapters. So no, PH was always shit. It only got worse.
>>25683345
I don't like to brag, but...
>>25683421
Well, then I guess I just saw enough diamonds in the rough to consider it decent back in the day. It getting worse later on clearly means something good filled that void before. The chapter with the bathtub and the dealing with Deus was something I'll never forget. Which is also why it feels extra shitty how shit it is otherwise.
>>25683475
Well like I said, go read some of the western canon in like 6 months. It's something I sure as hell wish I could do.
>>25683358
>>25683196
And here you go: Jesus allegory on the leddit page.
https://www.reddit.com/r/falloutequestria/comments/3ka0mf/cliffnotes_for_project_horizons/cuvyh5x
>It helps the reading of Horizons if you understand parts of it were writen through a theological deconstruction. Blackjack as the maiden of stars is a deconstruction of Christ. The Eater of souls is the original sin that arrived millenia ago, twisting others to evil and to serve its own ends. The Legate is the devil, consumed with pride and hatred for a world that has no place for him, casting aside things that truly matter like family. Blackjack's clone is like the wandering Jew, forced to travel forever for the punishment of trying to redeem the entire world. Ultimately, Blackjack can not save the world by dying for it, she can only annul the original sin and hope that the world chooses to do better as she wanders through it.And to think, speed read anon uses his powers to read schlock like this.
>>25677120
>fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them
I don't know which idea is more retarded, that Fluttershy of all people could invent a nuclear bomb or that she would be willing to kill people with it.
>>25683559
Thanks friend anon. Now I can sleep soundly knowing that the real nightmares are outside of my head.
>>25683559
I read everything. I can afford to, I have time. I just prefer longer stories
What I hate about that 5,000,000 word shit-tier autismfest is how it's treated as the Harry Twilight and the Hunger shades of Grey of the fandom, multiple occasions at conventions I've heard brownies randomly recommending it to their skeptical brownie friends to read it, and spread the shit further, and Equestria Daily shamelessly promotes that fanfiction over and above every other like it's the fandom's bible. it's not even a fucking pony fanfiction as much as it is a fallout one where "person" is autocorrected to "pony" and it's a giant middle finger to MLP anyway because it kills off the real cast and makes a shitty self-instert OC jesus christ in the story. Why do brownies like this shit?
>>25683605
>Kills off the real cast
The Mane Six and a lot of characters from the show are as integral to the story as Pip is. The fact that they died in the apocalypse is an afterthought.Besides, Applejack made it into one of the vaults.
>>25683580
This. The story sounds retarded as all hell.
>>25683605
It's two hundred years after the show. Of course they're going to be dead.
>>25683580
She didn't invent the nuke.
>>25677120
>"zebras murdered a school full of children because Celestia doesn't want to trade coal
zebras are psychoniggersnear-tribals. theyre like a faggoty ISIS.
>,so fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them but accidentally destroys everyone instead
wut. she made a bomb that HEALS instead of destroys. some guys got their hands on it and changed it without her knowledge.
> Derpy Hooves becomes a radioactive zombie and Twilight becomes GlaDOS
blame fallout, that stuff is in the game
>Pinkie commits suicide
kek
>Gilda is a bounty hunter looking to kill Rainbow Dash
I think this was written before the griffin episode where they have a mandatory making up.
>Rarity melts
kek
> Fluttershy becomes a zombie tree
HAROLD
I agree FoE fans are cancer but did you even read the story? cus you act like you did, but youre manipulating info to make it seem even worse.
>>25683580
Not that you likely care but that's not how the fic actually went.
Fluts invented a way for unicorns to all synchronize magic into one megaspell, and used it on the battlefield to instantly heal all of the wounded. She then gave the technology to the zebras too, thinking that if no one died anymore the war would be seen as futile and both sides would decide to stop fighting. If the zebras had poured healing arts into the magic system it would have made continued traditional warfare pretty pointless.
Instead the zebras poured black magic into it and created nukes.
tl:dr nigs gon' nig basically.
>>25683580
Because OP is retarded
Go with this Anon who explains it >>25679389
>>25677120
>fluttershy invented the nuclear bomb to destroy them
>>25683676
>zebras are psycho niggers near-tribals. theyre like a faggoty ISIS.
>wut. she made a bomb that HEALS instead of destroys. some guys got their hands on it and changed it without her knowledge.
Actually, she gave the technology to the crazy horse niggers to try and get them to stop fighting. Like handing the blueprints and theory for a nuclear reactor to ISIS, by your own logic.
It's actually even stupider than it sounds, since this was AFTER she tested a healing bomb (lol) on a battlefield and it did nothing to stop the fighting.
>>25683732
Fluttershy's megaspell was never meant to be a weapon.
That anon is a retard.
