>''You can't be serious...''
>''Is your pubic hair bigger than your dick? What is wrong with you anon!'
>>25651543
Fuck you I shaved my sack 2 weeks ago and it still itches.
>>25651543
Hey, afro-bush Anon ain't got time for this shit.
>>25651543
So how many threads are you going to make about this?
So far you've made, what two now?
At least I don't have crusty cunt flakes.
>Another 'Dash demeans your dick' thread
I thought the twifags were gluttons for punishment.
>>25651543
Twilight cast that mustache spell.
And hit me in the crotch. It took me a fucking week to get most of the wax out of my cockstache, never mind clipping it.
You chicks are no chill today, huh?
>>25651543
You can't see my dick because I don't have one, Dash. I am a regular female.
Not everyone has a penis, Dash. You are an exception, not a norm.
I have tried to explain this to you multiple times.
Now could you please stop trying to get into my pants?
>>25651543
At least it's not as big as your ego.
>>25652679
In Dash's defense, being literally the most important pony in history is bound to give someone a big ego
>>25651543
Primates have naturally small penises-in fact humans have monstrous cocks compared to even gorillas or larger primates.
Not my fault horses have huge vaginas
>>25651543
I AM A MAN
I'm not supposed to trim it you slut
>>25651543
At least I dont have so much yeast that you can't see my cunt. Cunt.
>>25651581
"IT IS A MEDICAL CONDITION!"
>anon screams as his vast, tangled pubic thatch erupts from his pants
"I didn't ask for this!"
>the long, tangled hairs wrap around his knees
"I'm not a monster!"
>>25653406
Faggot.
