>Suddently, Rainbow Dash challenges you to a game of soccer
Wat do?
Whoop her ass.
>>25647455
Tell her how stupid and boring soccer is. Does she LIKE being stupid and boring or something?
>>25647455
>soccer
[YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT EUROPEAN FOOTBALL VERY LOUD]
tell the cheeky mare it's called football
>>25647455
If she's as good at everything as she claims, then we can play another sport instead. I'llchallenge her to a game of chess.
If she beats me at that...
>>25647455
Decline. My people are not known for their athletic prowess.
>>25647455
>Suddenly, Rainbow Dash challenges you to a game of football
FTFY
>>25647514
>"Um, h-how many squares does the horsey thing move again?"
>"What about the castle thing, what can that do?"
>>25647455
>>25647466
>>25647499
>>25647533
>>25647544
So many dubs. So little time.
>>25647544
>mfw canterlot high has a chess team
>mfw she wasn't lying about being captain of every sports team
>>25647455
>Remove mask>Show my true form Manuel Neuer
>rek dash
"I'm no dirty European or spic bastard. I'm an American, I do American things like hate myself"
>>25647455
Cum in cyder
>>25647455
>rape
>>25647784
le titan
>>25647455
>soccer
Lament the fact that Equestria Girls is apparently an American secondary school or college or whatever fucking age they are.
inb4 someone responds confusing college and university.
Tell Dash that it wouldn't be fair.
Men are stronger and faster than women.
>rape
>>25647585
>sports
>>25647585
>>25648795
>there will never be an EQG TV series with an episode about Dash learning to appreciate chess as a "real sport"
>Dash will never slowly work her way up to being captain of the chess team
How about boxing?
>>25648795
Well, it is officially recognized as a sport by the IOC. I don't know why though - it's even less sport than motorsports.
>>25648846
I'd give her the ol' one hitter quitter.With my penis.
>>25647455
>soccer
We civilized folk call it football, you stupid dykey yank.
>>25647455
I'm a spic mang. I got my racial skills aimed to that shit. fuck her up both metaphorically and literally
>>25649177
build wall
>>25649186
I can still swim :^)
>>25649045
Damn straight! Motosports require adequate amount of strenght, coordination, stability... you know, body stuff. Chess is just strategy... or you need to practice moving pieces around, dunno.
>>25647455
I don't play soccer, I play baseball.
>>25647455
>anon: um...I'm wearing a tuxedo, or I would. But... aren't you a little skinny to be an athlete?
>rbd: what the fuck did you just say to me?
>anon grabs Rainbow's wrist
>a: I just feel like you'd snap like a chicken if I fell on you or something
>anon's hand linger's on Rainbow's wrist as he looks down into her eyes. Rainbow gazes back up into his, a million thoughts racing in her head. Anon had never been so forceful before. She felt a surge of heat in her stomach and pulled her wrist away, and looked back down at the soccer ball clenched between her feet.
>rbd: lets.....lets play just one round.
>anon hesitates for a moment, and then chuckles
>a: alright, anything for you Rainbow.
>>25649274
Chess nerd here. It's a strategic game, and technically a sport. I'll try to explain why.
Professional games are actually extremely physically taxing. Remember your ACTs and/or SATs in high school? Imagine if the nastiest essay question was the easiest on the test by a large margin, and thousands of dollars were riding on you not only doing amazingly, but better than everyone else in your country.
Oh, and hundreds of people are staring at you with every word you write.
Grandmasters have legitimately collapsed while playing chess in championships..
>>25648829
>someone please write a green for this
