"Gah! What that heck is that big lump in your pants!? I brushed up against me!"
>>25647414
It's a book. I keep books in my pockets so I always have something to read.
Want to see it?
>>25647414
It was my beta-capsule.
>>25647414
I have big benin :-DDD
>>25647444
>twilight fighting tirek
>ULTRAMAN OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>25647414
That is my wallet.
Your stupid Royal Guards keep threatening to deport me unless I have three photo IDs on me at all times.
And they keep taking them, so I've got to carry around, like, forty.
Bunch a' cunts.
Where the hell would they even deport me to?
By the way, Twilight, I hate to be the one to point this out, but I feel I'm obligated to ask as a friend.
Twilight, when was the last time you showered?
I guess you don't smell too bad, but your hair looks like you literally soaked it in grease.
Is this some kinda fashion statement or something I'm not getting?
It was just Rufus
>>25647414
Oh fuck! The weasels are back!
>>25647414
Oh shit, am I printing? Thanks for letting me know.
>>25647456
Excuse me?
>>25647477
>not wanting to rub your penis on kim's upper lip
Its like you're all a bunch of faggots
>I brushed up against me!
We have bigger problems than the contents of my pants, if you're brushing up against alternate universes and encountering yourself.
>>25647491
Not 'murican here, so I have to ask...
Is that even considered safe or proper weapon handling?
>>25647525
Well shit
>>25647536
/k/ here.
Answer is pretty easy. Does it look safe?
Gun safety 101:
Does it look safe?
>No.
Then it's definitely not safe.
>Yes.
You're probably an idiot and it's still not safe.
>>25647536
No, it's called Mexican carry and it is generally not advised.
>>25647414
>I brushed up against me
dude weed lmao
>>25647536
Way too many articles and little snags the trigger can get caught on and cause a negligent discharge if you dont have the safety on, if your gun even has one. Not to mention, it's aimed right at yo dick. Very unsafe, this type of concealment is typically seen on "gangsters" or "thugs" who really cant afford or are too stupid to get a proper holster.
>>25647582
>>25647592
Thanks for the straight answers. It looked retarded even to me, so I guess thats saying something.
At least there is a chance he will improve the genetic pool.
>>25647586
Nice funnyjunk filename.
>>25647414
Flowers.
Sorry, are you allergic?
Ill send them back then...
>>25647536
Not unless you're the hero in an action movie.
>>25647482
golly, people were cheating on each other back in the 1950s too? really makes you think
>>25647536
Never, under any circumstances. You're liable to shoot yourself in the dick. Besides, no gun is ever "safe" until it's in at least four pieces, one of which is the firing pin.
