Hello Horsefags.
How pretty does a human have to be to make you choose her over a pony?
Barring that how kinky / how much of a great personality would it take?
>>25640008
It wouldn't matter.
Bitch still doesn't have hooves.
>>25640018
What if she had hooves surgically implanted just for you?
>>25640008
Idk but it would help if you posted someone who was actually attractive instead of a brute from Halo.
That's fucking disgusting
>>25640051
>>25640008
I'd have to be emotionally invested to choose >nohooves
>>25640008
>Human faces better than cartoon horse faces
Something something godlen ratio. Nice hips, thighs and asses help though.
>no paws
>no wings
>no chest floof
>no beak
>no talons
>only two breasts
>no tail
Not a chance, sorry.
>>25640135
>>only two breasts
>>25640008
she cosplaying as applejack? I would fuck her.
thats actually pretty hot.
>not at that stage where i like hooves
>>25640008
>those spray tanned legs
nope
>>25640232
Lions have four teats, don't ya know?
>>25640247
She's a lesbian, of course. Like all cosplayers.
>>25640444
Stockings.
>>25640247
if you like AJ cosplays this one is one of my favorites I've seen
>>25640540
Sarcasm, right?
If only those star tattoos were apples, she would be the perfect fuck buddy.
>>25640554
what is your top pick then man Im being serious would like to know
>humans
>>25640579
I find cosplay cringey so I don't have favorites, but at least the girl in OP's pic is trying to look like the character and not some generic anime girl with ears.
>>25640634
OPs cosplay doesnt even have ears, and the only orange thing in the cosplay is the leggings, at least she has a hat though.
>>25640008
If she's kind, trustworthy, virtuous, and capable of critical thought, and isn't arrogant, brainwashed, or a vapid consumer drone, then I would consider her.
Pretty much if she espouses any kind of radical ideology or has some kind of cookie-cutter possession-driven personality, I don't want anything to do with her. I don't care what she looks like or what her past is; I just want to be with somebody I can trust, who is understanding and patient, and doesn't fall apart when life inevitably gets hard. Someone who puts in effort and works for things, and doesn't pursue instant gratification above all else. Someone who will be there for me when I need her, and who knows that I'm there for her when she needs me. Someone I can call friend.
I'm prepared to be alone forever.
>>25640631
fucking this
>>25641126
I know how you feel. I don't even need sex at this point. I'm just so lonely that it hurts. I have friends (mostly girls), I talk to them, and I'm not ugly or anything. In fact: they've all stated that if they were single, they'd definitely screw me in a heartbeat (which scares me), yet all I'm looking for is someone who I just click with on a mental and an emotional level. There'd be no awkward silence because it always is easy to talk to each other. I swear to god, if I had a girl, I'd do everything--and I mean EVERYTHING--to make her know she's the most precious thing in my entire life. Yet here I am, rotting away as I just write greentext and post on threads as I am constantly reminded of the isolation I endure. What scares me is that I may die this lonely. And you know what's even scarier?I've accepted it.
ITT: sad pathetic saps.
>>25641533
Welcome, brother
>>25640041
>Anthro
Even worse
>>25640041
no thanks not a furry
wow, looks like i made it to reddit
>lol le no hooves mayamay i only clop xdxdxdxdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ecs de ecs de ecs de ecs deeeeee
>lol who would fug that human, i only do horses amirite? xdxdxdxdddddddddddddddddddddddddd
fuck off degenerates
>>25641838
roastie gettin toastie
>>25641838
>He thinks people are only spouting memes
First day in 4chan, champ?
>>25641850
>>25641872
>le autistic
>le not sputing memes
fuck off faglords
its like im in >le 8gag
>>25641979
You sure seem to know those places very well, why don't you hurry back there and tell your friends about your adventures in the wild /mlp/? Fucking underage.
>>25642003
woah fagtron, calm them titties, bet ya fuck horses too
>2015
>Almost 2016
>liking >no hooves
>>25642020
You sure showed me, kid. Your countless hours in Reddit finally paid off
>>25640008
Cosplay human > Pony > Human
>>25640008
If she 10/10 looks and personality while being willing to pony play my waifu for the rest of her life?
Still no, I would rather Fuck a real horse then an ape
If she can roleplay dashie's voice and fully pretend shes a pony i'll give her a go
>>25640008
well thats easy
>Get pregnant by a Pony
>Creat canon offspring
2 week later you can see me fucking your kid [/spoiler] gender shouldn't matter [/spoiler]
Out of the sheer number of "lesbian" cosplayers I am convinced it's just a security tactic for them to keep all creepy guys at bay which means most of the fandom.
>>25640008
try posting a straight, female cosplayer
Protip: you can't
>>25640008
Mmmmmhhhhh dos hips doe
>>25640008
Well depends, would she be willing to fuck a Stallion while I fuck a mare and then let me lick all the horse cum out of her pussy. If so I would marry no hooves.
>>25641727
This
Gross, it's all human an shit.
>>25644952
>whyboner.jpg
