>"Oh Anon, you're such a poet!"
>"Please, write me another~"
>>25637338
I've fucked your mother,
Now the next's your father,
I have fucked your brother,
Suck my cock now sister.
>>25637338
Your clitoris is pretty pretty,
Suck on it, I'll keep on Twily,
Don't fail me now, cum inside me,
Anon, my love, fuck me silly!
>>25637338
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent and my dick pays quick
So I've got a little story that'll rattle your tits
>>25637338
Aight Twiggles.
Bitches on my dicks and haters on my bergina.
Rhymes so hot, you can call it Carolina.
Super-slamming hoes like Mister Cena.
Check out my gigantic, infected pena~
UH!
Twilight needs the dicking
You can refer to it as 'pigging'
When my mouth starts the running
Bitches get wet like a super-school gunning
Do not quickscope into that goodnight
All noobs should burn and get quickscoped at close of day
Quickscoped, quickscoped against the dying of the night
>>25637355
>>25637402
This next one is about sex.
They're ALL about sex.
>>25637338
Dick fuck
Cock suck
Cunt lick
Punt kick
Clit stab
Tit grab
Rim job
Lockjaw
Ass rip
Gas trip
Fluff bed
Muff head
Lube full
Pube pull
Dower eat
Sour meat
>>25637338
Twilight falls
With my love for you
Into deep wells of despondency
Getting Out
Going On
Your face my Sibylline hope.
Perchance a touch
Invest my Heart
Greater still
Greater still
Your only the mist out far.
Guess not the hour
Of Which to fawn
Too Late
Times Gone
At least your memory fogs the window.
Ecstasy
Amok with rapture
Tangible, transient, gone.
Onward still
Into the Royal dusk
Nearer, nearer
Kaleidoscope Stars.
Onward still
Into that endless Twilight
Never rest, never balk
Kings are made, not born.First letter of every sentence.
>>25637338
Twas a bitch a rapping at my chamber door.
She was hot but to clingy, bro never more
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Climb onto my bed
I would like to rut you.
>>25637338
Bakelite is brown,
Steel is blued,
Please get the fuck out,
Or I might just get rude
Sweet dolla tea from McDonalds, I drink that
Super Hot Fire, I spit that
2 and a half men, I watch that!
>>25637338
>>25637338
Twilight, oh my Twilight
Oh how such a pretty mare you are
Such physique, no blight
And you shine as bright as any star
I love your pretty horn,
It was the original.
Your wings I'll not scorn
For I love you all
I love your brainy little wit
And all your rough edges
A tad difficult to handle it
But you're worth expenses
So I hope this satisfies my purple twinkle
If not let's head to bed, away from people
>>25637338
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
When I'm dead,
You won't inherit any of my shit jew.
Do Good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver! I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw! Sanitary sword a tuck carol I lo rack cut a drowsy rat in Aswan, I gas nine more hero men in Miami! Reviled? I? Nona. Live on? I do! O God!
Twilight, dear sweet waifu
Hear as Anon sings
I loved you so much more my pet
Before those fucking wings
As a simple unicorn,
Sarcastic, uptight, flawed
You were so adorable
And what was our reward?
They took you from us much too soon
With what they had to do
They robbed us of best pony
Replaced with a Mary Sue
>>25637552
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.They don't think it be like this,But it do.
>>25637531
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dick is hard,
And it's going in you.
>>25637338
THE KRUSTY KRAYAYAYAB PIZZA
IS THE PIZZA
FOR YOU AND
MEEEEEEIEEEIEEIIIEEEEE
>>25637338
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
>>25637338
"Okay."
"There once was a man name Nantucket""Fuck You."
>>25637338
Fuck bitches get money
Keks call their girl honey
Fuck shit tits niggas
Dumb fucks are niggas
>>25637599
Best one.
>>25637649
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DJ KHALED!!!!!!!!!!
Rocks,
Hard like a rock
Grey, like a rock.
I like rocks.
>>25637599
It's canon.
>>25637531
Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not fucking blue
>>25637338
Ashes to ashes!!!
The ocean crashes!!
Louder and louder, it cries!!
Over and over!!
The sands wash over!!
Facing, embracing, the tides!!
And with this now we die!!!
And with this now we die!!!
>>25637599
Just imagine looking wingless Twi in the eye and saying "If you ever become an alicorn princess, I'm dropping you in a heartbeat."
Now implement damage control and try to convince others and yourself that you don't suddenly feel inadequate.
>>25637338
There was once a hermit named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
She looked like shit,
And she was missing a tit.
But think of the money he saved.
>>25637338
Accept her redemption,
Forget this tension
And mad rejection,
Because she needs some affection
Her Glimmering reflection
Transcends comprehension
Beyond perfection
And deserves your attention
Hear my expression,
And let there be no deception,
That our redemption dimension acception
Get proper protection.Showing my writing gives me apprehension.
Hope it doesn't seem like I have a waifu obsession
>>25639079
My ass has an infection
>>25637338
I want a divorce.
Because you look like a whorse.
>>25639079
Sounds more like a song than a poem.
>>25637338
>You put your hand under your armpit and continue to make arm fart noises to serenade Twilight.
>>25639079If you write a chorus and a second verse, I'll rap this.
>>25639099
>dubs
Confirmed
>>25639099
That needs attention
I see a wee, little bird
Happy, happy little bird
I wear a sore, little frown
Worried, worried little frown
I hear a queer, little song
Chirping, chirping little bird
I snap a fast, holly whip
Nasty, nasty holly whip
I see a dead, little bird
No more, no more little bird
>"Why are all of your poems about killing birds, anon?"
"Because birds are jerks and they all deserve to die."
>>25639528
That goes without mention
Everybody shut up
I have an erection
It only happens eighty-seven times a day
Stop what you're doing
And witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait,
For I am very erect
Now let's all take a minute
To watch my dick and reflect
Your soul is at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
