>"Why did you give my apple gift to another mare?!"
>>25637290
You told me to work the stall and sell apples...
it looked live every other apple.
>>25637290
Because it apple-ied more to her.
>>25637290
Because you emit a foul and unpleasant odour
>>25637296
>"No! It was special!"
>>25637316
you are special
>>25637316
All apples look the same tbhfam
>>25637290
>>25637316
and why did you suddenly lose your accent?
>>25637350
Don't go there, Anon. Don't lift the veil...
>>25637290
Because this one is for you.
>>25637350
All her hillybilliness was concentrated in that apple.
>Anons face when Octavia starts talking funny
>>25637369
>"You can't gift gifts! That's against the tradition of the holiday!"
>>25637290
Applejack, you know I'm allergic to Apples right?
>>25637290
You have an apple farm with literally hundreds upon hundreds of apples.
A gift of an apple is completely meaningless when you have hundreds to spare and have let your friends eat some for free on any regular day.
You couldn't put more fucking thought into what you get me than a fucking apple?
At least the tasteful blue scarf that Rarity made me required her to put some effort to make the fucking thing but not you.
No, you just gave me a fucking apple.
Fuck you and fuck your apples.
>>25637518
>"That was the tastiest, juiciest and the best apple in the whole orchard! I spend weeks searching for the perfect one. But yes, believe that the scarf that Rarity planned to throw away until she remember that she had to give you a gift is more-...! I shouldn't have had said that."
>>25637571
You're confusing me with Spike, Applejack.
She gave that shitty green scarf to Spike.
And are you being fucking serious right now?
Are you honestly trying to use the bullshit sales pitch that you fool the idiotic and easily lead residents of Ponyville with on me?
Not only do you give me a shit gift but you insult my intelligence as well?
Fuck you.
In fact.
I was gonna give you the gift I made for you but no you had to go and fuck it up.
>I take the big box in my hand and throw it in the nearest bin making sure to slam it down hard enough to break it.
Fuck you Applejack.
>>25637645
>Applejack
>Lying
You goofed.
>>25637661
Claiming that an apple is the tastiest and juiciest and best apple in the whole orchard is lying if she hasn't eaten a bit out of it yet.
It is inherently a bullshit sells pitch cause she has no real way of knowing what the qualities of that apple are.
Also.
>saying applejack has never ever ever ever lied before
>>25637689
HAHAHAHA
are you fucking serious nigga?
>Earthpony = Magical pleb
