"You mind telling me WHY the gas bill is so high this month?"
nein
>>25636795
>"I'm trying to concentrate, Dash! You're yelling is keeping me from reaching the final solution to your question!"
>>25636795
If i even told you, would you believe me?
who the fuck uses gas powered heating anymore?
>>25636795
>"Hey, you let me live here"
>"YOU mind telling me why you bitch even though your living at my house?"
>"I had Hitler over today, fuck off"
>Rape
>>25636795
I have no idea.
>>25636812
I can't get over the fact that Patrick Stewart looks weird with hair.
We havent been paying our bills for a long time now, soRussia cut our gas supply this winter.
>>25636795
Uhhhhhh
>>25636795
I dont know.
I use Zyklon B to gas jews.
>>25636795
I admit I have been farting a lot more than usual, but I blame Twilight for making me eat all those hayburgers.
>>25636805
underrated post
>>25636805
>>25636795
Sorry Rainbow Dash, I needed it for....stuff, yeah stuff.
I'd say that I'm disappointed in the unoriginal Jew jokes, but I can't think of anything else.
>>25636795
I was keeping the house heated so the RAF and USAF pilots are comfortable. They risk their lives bombing Krauts, we should be thankful.
>>25636795
>get to equestria
>turns out its in like, fucking scandanavia and the average summer temp is 35F
>>25636795
Tara Strong came over to visit.
>>25637158
Well, uh, its fucking freezing. Also I'm pretty sure we live in a cloud so gas is all we got.
>"Freezing Anon? This is the middle of summer."
Yeah, bout that. You got fur coats. I'm a hairless monkey. That's why I like cuddles and hogging blanket.
>"You're a pussy Anon."
You're a cunt.
>"You are a tight scared, little virgin pussy."
Oh yeah?
>"Yeah!"
>...
...well you have a krusty kunt.
>"ARGH!! You are IMPOSSIBLE!
Why do I live here again?
Why does Anon live in a cloud with rainbow? Dubs.
because I ran out of pic related
>>25637452
Okay, I'll be back later. First dubs get.
Trips get over dubs
>>25637735
That that juxtaposition bullshit back to derpibooru.
>>25637761
Seems like somebody needs a strong dose of propane.
>>25637781
Duh-bee-yah-dee-for-dee
>>25636795
Because you brought winter early and it's cold now, you idiot.
>>25636795no idea.
haha hitler jorks
>>25636948
>>25636795
"If you don't want the gas bill so high, don't let me keep that new oven! If it seats 4 it's great and efficient, so you need to learn to enjoy my purification!"
>>25636795
Maybe you should go take a shower.
>>25636948
Underrated
>>25639416
9/11 pretty good joke desu
glue aint free
>>25636948
>>25637452
Because he made too many dirt dildos on the ground
>>25636812
Boy do I have news for you. Most of the world uses coal powered heating.
>>25636948
Oh, right. That fucker. Thank you anon. You just took me on a trip down memory lane to the first person on the internet I ever legitimately wanted to kick in the nads.