>"You forgot about me didn't you Anon"
>"Don't you remember how you used to be happy to see me?"
>"You searched for me, you hoped for me..."
>"Now I'm just that useless background pony and all you can talk about is this Glimmer pony or this Sunset broad."
>"You'll never care about me agaaaiinnn..."
Show Derpy you care. Derp Thread.
>>25628433
>>25628433
I never cared about her.
I was completely neutral, until she was forced everywhere, just like Shimmer and Starlight.
And yes, I was there in the thread where she was found.
There's another, but sure.
We love you Derpy.
>>25628470
>Literally nobody cares
Everyone has a passing retard fetish, but it's not something to focus on.
>>25628433
I want to marry Derpy
>>25628523
>passing
I dunno, there was really hot green about a naive autistic trixie with the body of a supermodel, in /nst/.
>>25628543
Wow, what a fucking fagotI'm going to marry her, cockmaster
>>25628588
Not if I kill you and eat your heart to absorb your marriage
>>25628523
>on /mlp/
>not focusing on retard fetish
>>25628620
>*pulls kitana out of my fedora*
>A gust of wind blows the cheeto dust out of my neckbeard
>I waddle over to you as fast as I can, take a minute's respite from the 10 foot sprint, and cut you down with a single swing
"Tsk, nothin personal, kid"
>Derpy witnessed the entire showdown take place
>She has never been more turned on in her life
>We wait three days to consummate our union, but that was mostly looking for my penis
>>25628479
And then you wonder why everybody hates derpyfags.
>>25628726
See that?
That's right!
Still, nobody cares.
>>25628745
Hope somebody puts a stone in the middle of your sphincter.
>"Bring me your virgins"
>>25628745
4chan - fucking up Hasbro's corporate canon since 2010.
(Lauren, you're welcome.)
>>25628832
That's not veryLovingorTolerantof you, anon
i want to fuck the retarded horse
>>25628851
Neither was his "nobody cares".
So fuck you.
>>25628919
k
Is thread kill?
>>25628834
>>25629483
Not for long
>>25629501
Derpster is not for sexual.
At least not without a proper loving and caring relationship first.
Reminder
>>25629542
I dont see Derpy on there. How is this related to the thread?
>>25629524
of course
>>25628433
Why are Derpy threads so volatile? Why can't we just have nice things?
Daapi is vastly superior to shimmer and glimmer.
Page nine ain't fine
>>25629634
Are you forgetting where we are?
Muffins
>>25630534
fuck off
>>25630534
>>25628580
Need the fucking pastebin. NOW.
I love this pone so muchsomeone hold me ;_;
>>25631124
>>25631124
Asl bmi?
>>25629501
>live next door to the hu-mane
>every other day he's fucking his mailbox
>such is life
>>25628433
Don't worry your cute grey self. I still happily call out DAAPI in the episode livestreams every time I see you.
>>25628588
Dubs calls it. You lose, friendo
>>25628620.
Would you help her find her "muffin?"
>>25633321
Most definitely
I have lost my Italian muffin. He is miss.
We need more Forrest Gump-ish Derpy exploring her sexuality with someone she can trust.
Why do I lust after this pone, when I know Damn good and well she isn't for lusting after?
>>25635126
Because you're wrong
>You will neverhold hands/hooves withDerpy
>>25636008
A fate worse than death.
>>25628433
I remember laughing at the drama when your voice got censored and your eyes got corrected.
That was absolutely hilarious.Fuck you for ruining a good Applejack episode.
>>25630345
I want to gently rub that tummy.
>>25637509
>Applejack episode
>good
