>rarity fanfic
>she says darling in every sentence
>>25621430
>"But darling, don't you think it's absolutely darling when you I refer to all you darlings as 'darling'?"
What do you expect, 95% of fanfics suck shit.
>>25621430
>fluttershy fanfic
>she stutters constantly
>applejack fanfic
>her southern accent is forced into almost every word
>rainbow dash fanfic
>she says "totally" or "awesome" in every sentence
>pinkie pie fanfic
>shespeakswithnospacesbetweenwords
>twilight sparkle fanfic
>given characterless dialogue
>>25621641
I hate how correct you areand that I'm guilty of every single one of those at one point.
>>25621641
>luna fanfic
>overabundance of 'thou' 'thee' and other Old English riddled pointlessly in it
>>25621662
But, =, that is canon.
They are writing trash princess correctly.
>>25621673
Eh, if that's what you want to believe.
>lyra fanfic
>handshandshandshandshands
>octavia fanfic
>lesbian with a dj cunt
>vinyl fanfic
>lesbian dubstep dj
>>25621673
That's been phased out ever since that episode.
>>25621687
From what I have seen I'd say Vinyl being a bisexual slut is more common.
>twilight fanfic
>she talk like she's fucking reading from shakespeare
>>25621430
>twilight fanfic
>she has a much more extensive vocabulary than she does in the show, utilizes jargon throughout, and speaks verbosely
>Anon is friends with each of the mane 6
>>25621704
That too.
>big mac fanfic
>no lines other than 'eeyup' or 'nope'
>>25621430
>HiE fanfic
>waaah, humans are evil and my life was pain before questria
>>25621641
>anon fanfic
>gets knocked out easily or passes out
>>25621690
She still did it.
>celestia destroys humanity fanfic
>anon is edgy and glad she destroyed it
>>25621731
This one's excusable in my book because it's a useful plot device to pass time, render Anon incapable or change perspectives for amateur writers.
>>25621731
Eh.
Anon needs to be pathetic and weak though.
Otherwise the story might end up being shit OP wish fulfillment.
Needs some mitigating factor to keep things in check.
>It's an Anon fucks every pony in Equestria episode
>>25621497
>>25621641
Unfortunately, these are too accurate
>>25621719
>>25621715
100 percent correct.
Twilight doesn't talk like lector or any of the other NTT faggots who insist she talk like she's a prodigy.
That's why ooc fanfics are way better
>nyx fic
>it exists
>>25621932
>ooc fanfics
End yourself
>[character] works at sweet apple acres
>>25621430
>pre integration Luna fanfic
>either doesn't use the proper speak or they go overboard
JUST
>luna fanfic
>she immediately falls on love with anon when he tells her he likes watching the night sky
>>25622106
that too
>>25621430
Darling please!
>Pinkie Pie can talk to the author or sometimes Deadpool will come out of no where and talk to the author
>>25622077
>I've done this
At least it was just some shitty green months ago.
a haze in equestria 1 & 2
that is all
>>25622077
>[character] meets rarity and she insist on making him clothes for free because generosity
>cmc fanfic
>they insist of helping anon getting his 'cutie mark'
>Spike goes back to Ponyville after years of absence
>something edgy happened
>>25621730
But that's true though
>>25621430
>fan-fiction
>>25621730
>HiE fic
>all mannerisms and expressions are perfectly understood by both parties despite never meeting
>>25621430
>Anon fanfic
>Hurr durr hairless ape
There you go
>>25621430
>Rainbow Dash fic
>She gets inexplicably mutilated
>>25622326
Become An Hero, =, you can do it.
Equestria is on the other side waiting for you.
>>25622401
Those are the best
>>25621430
>skeleton boss
>"I got a bone to pick with you!"
>>25622401
>Rainbow Dash fic
>it's actually scootaloo
>spike fanfic
He's treated like a slave
Oh wait, that's 100% accurate
>>25622403
tried and failed =, tried and failed
>people cry about shitty fanfics instead of writing better ones
>>25622487
is anon filtered now?
I hope not desu senpai
>>25622489
>implying we are crying about them and not just having a giggle making fun of their stupidity
>>25622489
>everyone can write perfectly in english
>>25622495
No but = is
>>25622401
>Rainbow Dash fic
>there has to be a moment where she screams about how she doesn't eat fish tacos
>>25622521
>>25622156
why is fluttershy's leg shaped like a penis
>>25621751
Yeah, because she had been shut away from any form of social interaction for a millennium.
It makes sense that she would speak old English and be out of touch with the contemporary vernacular.
>HiE, AiE, or ponies on Earth
>exists
"Somewhere only we belong" and that other one where Applejack is pulling a horse art in India are the only exceptions (because it is not really a pony on Earth), all the rest are shit.
