>"Hey anon"
>"I can bring you a book from earth"
>"Which one would you like?"
>>25609847
>inb4 Mein Kampf
>inb4 The Art of War
>inb4 Kama Sutra
>inb4 How to Eat Fried Worms
The Big Book of Lewd Equines
>>25609847
None, I don't read those things.
>>25609847
>>25609847
The Iliad and the Odyssey.
>>25609863
Aren't those separate books?
>>25609853
your forgot onethe bible
>>25609864
Not if they're bound together.
>>25609847
Bring me the Communist Manifesto
>>25609870
shimmerfags incoming
>>25609870
I am a religious fag and even I wouldn't bring it.
>>25609847Probably something on organic chemistry.
>>25609853
What about that communist book by marx or was it marcx?
>>25609870
Me and an increasing number of people throughout the world.
>>25609881
Which one?
Das Kapital or the Communist Manifesto?
>>25609847
>>25609853The Quranhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHisgGTOik
Hive Mind: How Your Nation’s IQ Matters So Much More Than Your Own
>>25609847
>I'll take this Twily
>>25609847
"How to convince Twilight to bring me more books from Earth," by Anon.
>>25609974
>"That sounds amazing!"
>"What is it about?"
>>25609905
Communist manifesto.
It seems to fit that list nicely.
>>25609847
Can you bring me mydiary.
>>25609853
There's a book called "How to Eat Fried Worms"?
>>25609847
SICP
>>25609847
/r/ you bring The Outsiders.
>>25610135
Dude.
You fucking missed out as a kid. That shit was great
>>25609847
Only War Core Rulebook
>Let M6 make regiments
>Make characters within those regiments
>GM a campaign in a new sector involving said regiments
>See how M6 react to impossible odds and characters dying left 'n right
I really like this one Purple Smart. Maybe because it's comfy, or literally RULES OF NATURE: The Book
Either way,Old One Eye>White Fang
>>25609847
>>25610183
The call of the wild > white fang
>>25609847
I want an entire archive of Wikipedia novelized.
If that doesn't work, maybe The Very Hungry Caterpillar
>>25610201
I know that book. Is it comfy?
>>25609870
>>25609874
>not The Book of Mormon
>>25609847
Bring me this Twily.
>all of Equestria falls in to existential crisis
>>25610230
Pretty enough, it has some drama and "call of the nature" stuff
This one twilly, you'll love it.
>IDW comic
Art of the Deal, please.
We're gonna make Equestria great again.
An unabridged compilation of all Shakespeare's works.
>>25610249
Thanks anon for your opinion. I'll read it when I have the chance
>anon requests what he assumes must be his favorite book, American Psycho
>begins giggling like a child as he turns straight to page 11
"Check em, Twilight!"
>"Check what, anon?"
>but anon is already lost in the book again
>after about an hour he throws the book away in disgust
"That couldn't have been American Psycho. There was nothing in it about repeating digits at all, just long descriptions of some rich assholes being bored, wearing fancy clothes, and checking out videos from the rental store."
>Twilight is never able to convince anon to read again
>>25609847
Can you bring me Quantum physics for dummies? I can't understand any of your books.
>>25610579
10keks/10 best green text
>>25610643
>"and you honestly think you're going to understand that, anon? I mean I thought I could start you off with 123 Filly Street, but no that was too complicated"
>>25609847
Computer system architecture by Morris Mano.
gotta start reinventing them computers
>>25610188
is thatthe Rianbow Dash biography?
Spooky time
>>25609847
Anything Tom Clancy Twilight, anything.
>>25609847
LOTR
>>25610510
>>25609969
>>25609950
>>25609870
Only non-plebs in this thread
>>25610480
>taking buisness advice from the man that tried to make the USFL compete directly with the NFL
>>25610135
>being this unamerican
>>25611179
>Being american at all
>>25609847
Farhrenhit 451. Its I book about the future where its illegal to read or own books and any that are found by the "fire men" are burned.
>>25609847
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.
Anything by Roald Dahl
>>25609847
princes bride
>>25609995
Books
>>25609847
>>25609847
To Serve Pony
>>25609847Journal of the Two Sistersto really fuck with you
>>25609995
Twilight looks a lot cuter without her wings, just saying not memeing
>>25611649^:)
>>25611024
Mah zigga
>>25611415
Ah, the tesco recipe book!
>>25611663
IA! IA!Part of me would love them to do an At the Mountains of Madness parody in season 6. An adventure for Daring Do and Rainbow Dash, where they investigate ruins in the far south of Equestria, fend of albino penguins, avoid strange shapeless monsters, and discover the dark secret hidden in the ancient city.Fluttershy having a Tea Party with Discord and the Smooze (whose home this is)
>>25610233
my nephite
>>25611821You like AtMoM? No way! It's my favorite of his work!And that sounds beautiful. Smooze shoggoth is the best idea I've heard all week.
>>25611649
Of course she does, she looks a lot older with her wings and extended neck.
>>25611874
Shoggoth Smooze. Why does this make so much sense?
>>25611024
>Lovecraft
mah nigga
here, have the only pone related thing in my folder
>>25611874
Well, I admit I prefer the more alien aspects of the mythos compared to the occult stuff. So AtMoM, the Shadow out of Time, all that stuff is brilliant.
Plus, I like how, for all people make fun of him for his undescribed horrors, he spends ages describing the Elder Things.
>>25609847
Books are shit. Theres no DLC or replay value
Les Miserables
And then Twilight reports me for spreading anti-monarchist literature.
"No twilight, you don't understand-"
>"I understand perfectly, Anonymous. I should have known I couldn't trust the human race to create something without filling it with violence. "
"Twilight, it's not actually about killing any-"
>"Save it, Anonymous. If you want your bloody books about killing, you'll have to write them yourself."
"Goddamn it."
>>25609847
Amacbook
>>25609847
Bring me the green one, Twily.
>>25611988
Not to mention no graphics. I mean L.O.L. what is this, the 80s?
>>25611970
So we glanced back simultaneously, it would appear; though no doubt the incipient motion of one prompted the imitation of the other. As we did so we flashed both horns full strength at the momentarily thinned mist; either from sheer primitive anxiety to see all we could, or in a less primitive but equally unconscious effort to dazzle the entity before we dimmed our light and dodged among the penguins of the labyrinth center ahead. Unhappy act! Not Horseus himself, or Trot’s wife, paid much more dearly for a backward glance. And again came that shocking, wide-ranged piping -"BOWBOWBOW! BOWBOWBOW!"
Simple
>>25612300
I would totally read a ponified version of Mountains.
Also nice dubs.
>>25611984
Shadow out of Time was incredible too.
I loved Whisperer in Darkness because I'd enjoy being an omniscient brain in a jar.
Seriously though, if they do a Lovecraft episode in S6, I'll probably fall out of my chair. In light of the S5 finale... it honestly wouldn't surprise me.
Anything from the perspective of a paedophile for... Reasons...
>>25609847
"How to ask a cute purple bookhorse out on a date" by Anon E Mous.
>>25612617
The cats of Ulthar has always been my favorite, it's one of the first I've read before the mountains
>mfw my dad made me read those at 12
>mfw would totally do the same to my own child
>>25612729
I haven't read that one yet. I think I have to, now!
>mfw I didn't discover Lovecraft until 15
>mfw I have no face
>>25612669
That picture is too cute. I think I might have a heart attack.
Send help pls
>>25612771
it's a short one really, I remember it being from a novel collection with a few others.
By the way, do you know about the unspakable vault of doom ? It's pretty good
>>25612656
Holy shit
>>25612669
>"Oh anon I'm flattered..."
>"But we both know you're a faggot"
>>25613043
Unspeakable vault of doom? No, but I just looked it up, and I think I'll enjoy it.
Whatever the most deep and intricate book you can find.
>>25609854
The pony plot book
>>25609870
deus vult
>>25609847
War and Peace or Crime and Punishment.
>>25609847
The Number of the Beast
>>25609847
I'm torn between a guide to metallurgy and blacksmithing or Great Expectations.Estella a best
>>25609847
Absolutely no one else has read this
>>25609847
Machinery's Hand-book 22nd revised edition
by J. M. Amiss, Franklin D. Jones and Henry H. Ryffel
>>25609847
Anything Isaac Asimov Twilight, anything.
Enemy at the Gates: The Battle for Stalingrad by William Craig.
>>25613838
>a guide to metallurgy and blacksmithing
this, I wanna be smithy
>>25609847
Michael Gira - The Consumer
>>25611037
Fucking this.
Then again, I do love me some hitchikers guide
>>25609847
A bible. So I can hit you with some Jesus when you be gettin' all feisty with dat ass. Like damn nigga, you tryna send me straight to hell?
>>25612656
I'd recommend 'Lolita', but it's kind of a slog to read through and is only really worth reading for the historical value and if you're a fan of Nabokov.
>>25609847
This is for Rainbow Cunt
>>25609847
The Communist Manifesto or a volume of Das Kapital
[spoiler[:^)
>>25609847
mein campf
>>25609847
Twilight, it would mean the world to me if you could get meThe Light and How to Swing It, by Uther.
>>25609847
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
The first book only.
>>25609847
https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=9ViJCXcJvXkC&source=productsearch&utm_source=HA_Desktop_US&utm_medium=SEM&utm_campaign=PLA&pcampaignid=MKTAD0930BO1&gl=US&gclid=CKG22KTkuckCFQ-8fgodASsPyQ&gclsrc=ds
This, and I'm all set.
>>25609847
The Cyberiad by stanislav Lem, translated from the polish version of course.
>>25618190
That's gay as fuck
>>25618046
My nigg, have a bless of base.
did anyone else like this book in high school?I did
>>25609847
Can I please just take my bookshelf
Fine, just pic some philosopher or something, Hegel or Hume or something.
Or pic related
>>25619949
It's almost impossible to hate it, but Scarlet Letter was superior
>>25614969
Or any work by Nabby, you could feel his pent up rage for child sex through the pages
>>25609847
Mythstakes
I love the Myth series
>>25619949
I found it eye-rollingly self-loathing. If I wanted self-loathing, I'd just abstain from fiction. "OH STARS, I'M SOOOO RICH, AND SOOOO BOOOORED." Who. Gives. A. Shit. Fitzgerald was a fuck, and so was his psycho girlfriend.
Allow me to present a much better (collection of) work(s), by a more positive and emotionally empathetic author.
Honestly, Bible.
>>25613999
I saw the movie
>>25621140
That's pretty cool bro.
>>25613068
But twi, you're also a faggot. We're made for eachother. FACE IT!
>>25609847
Storm of Swords
>>25621908
>"No way"
>>25613838
>>25614588
>tfw you want to forge horse armor for best horse
>>25611024
>Complete Fiction
>Doesn't include any of the stories he ghostwrote
Nigga pls.
>>25609847
Well... I /guess/ if you could get a small series,The Books of Terror and Longing.
>>25609847
The best book
>>25609847
The Prince
>reading
>books
>>25609847
you know, I'd like to re-read my favorite multi generational story about a familly line with it's bizzare abilities, I kinda want to show you all my favorite part. I suspect you and your friends will prefer different parts.
>bet you I know which one rarity'll prefer
>>25621871
Which one? Two came out within months of eachother.
Was it the one where you could see the flatlander's organs?
>>25610415
she probably would. since it's supposed to teach the value of books, if I remember right.
and could you warm up the oven please?
>>25628065
This isn't a vore thread
>>25628081
>>Implying she would be alive, or get any excitement out of it
>>25609847
The Divine Comedy - Dante Alighieri
>>25611024
>>25611971
>>25612300
>>25612617
I think Dagon and Cool Air are one of the first few of his works I read, recently listened to the Color out of space on youtube as well. Gooood spooky shit.Also there's a fanfiction that has two chapters where Twilight visits a town called innsmare and while I'm not sure how exactly it lines up for a tribute to lovecraft it was pretty fun to read for me,
How to Rape by Ted Bundy
>>25611984
You should read The Mound. It's one of the stores he did as a ghostwriter, but it actually ties in with the Elder Things mythos. In fact, check out all of the stuff he ghostwrote. When I found out that there was still some Lovecraft that I hadn't read, I was over the fucking moon.
>tfw you've read all of Lovecraft's published work
>tfw you will never experience it for the first time ever again
>>25622893
>Not asking for The Winds of Winter so Twilight will force GRRM to finish it
>>25611024
I just bought that book.
>“I have looked upon all the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers of summer must ever afterward be poison to me.”
>>25629774
>twi discovers a small group of ponies that worship Cthulhu in the everfree forest
>ensue call of the cthulhu or haunter in the dark
>>25609847
just one
the Bible
if not I'd ask for the former, The Stranger, and Blood Meridian then come back for more later
>>25624453
Twilight, you bitch nigger.
You may have the legs of Africa, and speed of Kenyans, but you still gonna smell these balls.
A pre-loaded Kindle :^)
