You finally died, killed yourself, performed that crazy, disgusting ritual... and made it to Equestria.
But, all its inhabitants speak russian. You don't. How would you manage to survive?
>>25598977
What if you are russian?
Well i would be fucked until I learned the language, if they even let me get close to them.
>>25598977
Shame on you, I'm studing it.
>pic semi-related
>>25598977
>How would you manage to survive?
Find vodka, and a Moist Nugget.
>>25599063And avoid all showers.
>>25598977
>Go to Equestria
>All ponies already speak my native languageO Ceлecтия, этo дaжe лyчшe чeм я мoг ceбe пpeдcтaвить!
>>25598977
>all its inhabitants speak russian. You don't.
>You don't
Mмм, блять, пиздeц
>>25598977
What is 4chans obsession with Russia.
![[SOVIET].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xjjAhMX.jpg "[SOVIET].jpg")
FUCKING COMMIES
>>25599119
Because parallel dimensions are always fascinating.
>>25599090
BAN THE COMMIE NOW
>>25599090
Good, now your only worry is toavoid all showers at any cost, including shampoo and soap.
>>25599090
>All ponies already speak my native language
>tfw I'll have google translate at all hours of the day
>tfw Twilot will teach me snow people language
Cyкa eбaть.
>>25599178
>>25599195
>Mention communism
>Watch butthurt spread like a plague
>?
>Profit
I love this kind of thread
>>25599255
>not getting the joke
>>25598977
Learn it. Until then, just point and prod and play charades to convey my message.
>>25598977
Russian is quite badass as a language, kinda like German. Too bad its wasted on commies and Putin's lovers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBiBlB-OwCY
Imagine "Winter wrap up" or "This day" song like this.
>>25599299
>Too bad its wasted on commies and Putin's lovers.
>Implying German is not wasted on nazis and beer's lovers
>>25598977
Learn Russian. What else?
I feel like most of these "what do" threads have fairly obvious answers if you take them seriously.
As a burger, I have been trained all my life for this moment. The trick is to SPEAK! ENGLISH! BUT! LOUDLY! AND! VERY! SLOWLY!
And then bomb everything that looks important.
>>25599299
huh I forgot to post these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Y1cOWoAAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MEITbc0JSc
>>25599465
How would you even learn to speak it, if you can't communicate with them
IDI NAHUI PIDARAZ BLYAAAAAT
>>25599484
total emersion therapy, being around them for long enough you begin to learn certain words and once you have a basic understanding of the nouns you attempt to learn verbs, pro-nouns, etc
>>25599484
Start with nouns, then work your way up from that. Go outside, point at sun, look at pony questioningly. Pony says "coлнцe". Continue.
>>25599484
>Rakosel's version
Remove Kebab.
>>25598977
>You don't
Hy ты пoнял.
>>25598977
I think Twilight would be smart enough to help you learn Russian. You point to yourself and say "my name is Anon". She points at herself and says "menya zavoot Twilight". You now know how to say "menya zavoot Anon", and you can now introduce yourself.
>>25598977
Concidering my Russian vocablury consists of cyka,blyat, pidor, pidarask, tvoi mamka pedik, idi nahui... Not very well.
>>25599619
Also, was that transliteration acceptable, Russian Anons? I only know about six words in your native tongue and don't know any of the Cyrillic alphabet.
Apparently in Russia, American accents have the sex speak that French accents do elsewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIi-p13seNg
InmodernRussia, fan translations are FAR better than the official ones.
>>25598977
Repeat the cycle until I get a workable result.
>>25599650
Yeah pretty much.
>>25598977
But I do.
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>>25599510
>tfw my country is now associated with a bunch of huehuehue-tier cuss words because of annoying kids from online meme games
I wish someone would send these little shits to GULag. All of them.
>>25598977
>You don't
Cхyяли, ёпт.
>>25598977
I speak another slavic language, tho. It will work just fine.
>>25599903
kurwa kurwa kurwa
u mad?
>>25598977
Learn Russian. Listen at the shops for what p ponies say and what they gesture at while doing so. Draw what you want to receive until you learn how to say it. With how these ponies are? You'll find someone to teach you.
C'mon man, it's like you've never survived in a country that doesn't speak your language.
>>25598977
Speak english louder and louder until they try to emulate my words and speak english
>>25599673
O-oh my...
first i figure out where i am in equestira thenANUU CHEEKI BREEKI
>>25598977
Learn Russian, cyka.
>>25598977
>implying it would be soviet shit Equestria
Gommunism has already been proven canonically to be incompatible with Equestrian society. It would clearly be the far superior pre-merchant clucked version of Russia. Long live Tzarina Celestia!
>>25598977
>Anon in Slavquestria
>He only knows a few meme phrases
>Ponies think he's funny
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
CYKA BLYAAAAAT
KURWA KURWA KURWA
>>25598977
Good thing I'm a native.ПШШШШ ИCКOPКA ЭTO TЫ?!
post rare kot
>>25602028
>>25601531
>Kurwa
>Russian
>>25598977
I repeat the only russian words I know for hours on end until everyone leaves me alone.
