It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
...another series finale with no Celestia; another series with no sight of her. In lieu of a Celestia episode, what's been her biggest appearance so far? Which did you like best?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/bMBZKBJg
I WANT TO HOT DOG HER BUTT CHEEKS AND THEM CUM IN BETWEEN THEM
first for WHERE IS MY NIGHTMARE STAR HASBRO
>>25592947
>Which did you like best?
A Bird in the Hoof.
Impregnate that pony.
>>25593016
This.
The gently mischievous Celestia who would do this and also, in The Best Night Ever, deliberately wreck the Grand Galloping Gala because it was boring.
>>25593016
>>25593053
I don't think the Princess' phoenix showed up after that episode. Maybe they just forgot about her?
![[navy seal copypasta].png](https://i.imgur.com/zX4IG8Z.png "[navy seal copypasta].png")
It's about that time ain't it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt51rITH3EA
>>25592947
>another series finale with no Celestia; another series with no sight of hertechnically we did see her briefly in the sombra future and stuck in the moon in the NMM future
Does Nicole not want to be connected with pony at all anymore? I don't think she's voiced any of her different characters like Cheerilee as well recently.
>>25592947
Well, we got to see her do that magic-explosion thing in the crystal war timeline. That's... better than nothing, I suppose?
...I must sound like a drug addict or something. "Hey, I got a little hit. Maybe I'll get that big hit I've been craving real soon. Right? Right?!"
>>25593074
The VA doesn't get to choose the role.
>>25593074
>Does Nicole not want to be connected with pony at all anymore?
I like Nicole - she seems the most normal of the voice cast. If she hasn't been voicing characters for a reason, rather than just being shut out of the show, I'm sure she'd have a good reason.
>>25593122
Celestia was sadly neglected during the best period of the show and we'll probably never get a good Celestia episode now.
We'll just get another emo Luna episode.
>>25593122
I just need my sunhorse fix, Hasbro.
>>25593074
The last time she showed up was to fail to be able to handle even a weakened Smooze.
As if we haven't had enough of that kind of bullshit with her getting one punched by fucking bug pone.
>>25593135
>I like Nicole - she seems the most normal of the voice cast
like from one of the first cons, during the obligatory VA panels she asked for the children to be moved into the front rows.
which caused some nervous throat clearing, but it just shows she has her head in the right place, rather than bathing in fame and defining yourself by a character
Nicole a good personlet us bask in her lush milfyness
>>25593061
She appeared as a pile of ash during a flashback in MMC, but that's it.
>>25593161
>"You're no stranger to sticky messes, Anon, why don't you deal with the smooze?"
>>25593199
>Anon drops his pants and puts his dick in the smooze
How was everyones thanksgiving.
>>25593294
Stayed with family. Ever see three neurotically controlling sisters put in the same house for four days? Nightmare and Celestia ain't got shit on these catfights, man; they were at each others' throats every five seconds or so.
Food was amazing, though, and got to hang out with some pretty chill other family.
never really been big on the sun, but i read a short green the other day that tickled my fancy.
anyone got directions to acuteanonXsunbutt grenn?
>>25593369
The other day some anon posted one without smut, let me see if I can find it.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25537804/#25540599
I got it.
>>25593369
>>25593431
oh im totally fine with lewd, i just dont want it to be the only part of the story
anyway thanks gonna give it a read
I want to cuddle with the sun princess.
I bet she'd be really warm on cold winter nights.
>>25593924
What a great piece.
The flaming mane slightly bothers me, though. It just seems so.. unoriginal.
>>25593932
>Celestia can't into snowballs
>her innate Sun connection and indifference to heat leaves small puddles in her wake on cold, snowy nights
>>25593932
>Throw a snowball at her
>It melds mid-air
>>25594180
That's cheating.
>>25594162
But it's part of her charm. Celestia walking through a snowfield with little melted hoofprints behind her.
Rough time to be a sunfag these days. Celestia was useless in every single alternate timeline.
>>25593040
you will never
>>25594311
Then who beat NMM in all those timelines without her?
>>25594891
???
>>25594943
I just found her tone of voice funny.
>>25592947
>Your favorite Sun-Butt Pony didn't show up in the finale
Know that feel bro.
>>25594959
aha i think I got it
she has no thankgiving as canadian
>>25593294
>mom bakes all the pies the day before
>thanksgiving day cooks the entire dinner in the morning, which we eat at lunch
>the entire ordeal is wrapped up in 10 mins and everything's back in the fridge
>don't even like turkey
>>25594969
I just assume EG people were dead on the inside anyway
I was able to watch the sun rise today. Good way to start off my Sunday. I just don't understand anons. In the beginning celestia appeared all the time and was respected. Now it seems like she is a joke. Sun butt deserves more respect. I mean how can they make her so weak? She moves a star thousands of times bigger than the planet everyday. But can't use her magic because a little piece of the smooze get on her horn?
>>25592947
Do you think the show will soft kill her?
>>25594969
Leave.
>>25596036
It wouldn't surprise me if they tried. Not like little girls will remember 'Hey wheres the one who uh..who does the sun thingy?'.
>>25593053
I miss her. She didn't get ten fucking seconds in this new episode.
>>25593172
I say we get together and make a card for her like /mlp/ did for Lauren
>>25596243
Sadly this. How far she has fallen since the first season. It's a sad day for sun fags. Celly deserves way more.
>>25596296
You know what? Fuck it, I'll send her a Christmas card (from all of us?). I've no idea how it'd reach her, but I'll pick one out tomorrow and play it by ear from there.
>>25596296
This. So much this.
>>25596329
If I could draw I would be down for this. She seems like one of the most down to earth VA's it's a shame she hardly gets any air time.
>>25596329
>I've no idea how it'd reach her
...I'll send it c/o Characters Talent Agency; assuming it doesn't get caught up in a whole heap of junk I hope they'd at least pass it along.
>>25596373
>If I could draw I would be down for this
I was thinking of a simple card, to be honest: 'Hi Nicole, Happy Christmas from your fans on the internet, all the best for 2016', something like that.
Wish I'd thought of something earlier, we could have passed around a card or something.
>>25595765
Because
>kids showFucking kill me, I want her to get more attention than her sister
>>25596329
>I've no idea how it'd reach her
She's always on Twitter, so that would be my first guess. We'll always have http://www.nicoleoliver.com/contact.html though.
>"..I said 'go', Anonymous."
>'HNNNGGGGGGGG...NNNNNNGGGGG!'
>"Whenever you're ready."
>'GRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNGGG!!!'
>"Careful, that vein looks like it could burst.."
>>25596521
Does Celestia get respectable pagetime in the comics? Is picking them up just for her reasonable?
>>25596472
We all do anon. Never understood why luna got so much attention.
>>25596536
I don't really follow the comics, but it certainly seems she gets more time there than the show.
>reading the comics
i know it seems like a good idea, anon, but no. no, never.
it's like ... like drinking fabric softener because THIRSTY, like yeah you might get some fleeting respite from THIRST (and floral-scented breath) but you'll get real sick and regret your actions
>>25596536
Outside Reflections it's mostly cameos.
>>25596616
>Celestia can stop all this shit but let's Twilight do it because she needs to learn
MOTHERFUCKER I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
MY CLAIMS HAVE FINALLY BEEN VALIDATED
PRAISE THE LORD
>>25596636
Comic aren't canon until the show says so
>>25596536
Not really. She's either apologizing for shit that isn't her fault, being worfed hard to make the latest antagonist look powerful, or having her character demolished so they can ship her with their OCs.
The Celestia micro and Spike/Celestia FF ( what >>25596616 came from) are your best places to look.
>>25596648
Can't you just like, fuck off? Chances are we'll only ever see her in the intro or as a background fixture in an episode focusing on the other princesses. You waltz up in here with your 'ackshually' shit. Kill yourself, faggot.
>>25596682
that seemed a little dramatic
>>25596704The pain is still fresh
>>25596682
The facts hurt, don't they nigger.
How unfortunate that autists show up. Had such a nice thread last time.
>>25596859
>ministry of peace
The fuck, how did Fallout Equestria get in there
>>25596877
Not everything is related to ponies, you chucklefuck. Google Ministry of Peace.
>>25596877
its from a poem you uncultured plebian
>>25596859
Subtle. Ouch.
>>25596891
>>25596898
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THE FUCKING POSTER ON THE TREE YOU FUCKING ASSWIPES AND REALIZE IT'S FUCKING PIC RELATED YOU FUCKING BLIND ASSHOLES
>>25596859
Eh. Celestia doesn't seem like the type to go having big-ass statues to her glory, or mountains named after her or anything. Not so much 'look upon my works ... and despair' desu senpai
>>25596917
And that's based on other things. I think you fags call it "ponifying" since so many of you are uneducated buffoons.
>>25596877
>>25596917
i think you were unclear.
Everyone: there is a poster on the tree on the left-hand-side of the image. Angry Anon here thinks it's something to do with Fallout Equestria. Anyone have any thoughts?
>>25596917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozymandias
check yourself before you reck yourself asshat
>>25596941
>>25596971
>>25596971
LOOK
AT
THE
FUCKING
TREE
YOU
BLIND
FAGGOTS
>>25596970
Noticed it. Don't care.That being said, FoE is cancer.
>>25597075
IT'S
AN
EDIT
YOU
BLIND
FAGGOT
>>25596464
>I was thinking of a simple card, to be honest: 'Hi Nicole, Happy Christmas from your fans on the internet, all the best for 2016', something like that.
I understand the impulse, but NO. Have you forgotten where you are? It'd end up with names signed in semen. And dickbutts. Dickbutts as far as the eye can see. And "ey gurl I want you to pee in my mouth. <3 <3"
>>25597109
So its decided. We each make a doodle or write a message and put is all in one big document and email it to her.
>>25597109
I was thinking just a regular card.
>>25597139
You could stick them all on Dropbox or something and a shortened link could go in the card, maybe?
>>25597109
>>25597139
>"Oh my, well wasn't that sweet of them. I think I'll read some now."
>"..'Miss Oliver thank you so much for bringing such life to the character of Princess Celestia.'"
>"..'G-give me your sunny D'?"
>"..'Will you be my mom'?!"
>She burns the remaining letters and huddles in a corner repeating 'unclean unclean unclean'
>>25597168
>I was thinking just a regular card.
...Why?
>>25594735
This. Proves that Celestia can beat NMM without the Elements.
>>25597104
Truer words have never been spoken.
>>25597192
Any alternatives spring to mind? It's very short notice to go herding cats and getting anons to do something, when I could go pick out a card tomorrow, put something nice in it, and send it off to reach her in time for her to see it before Christmas.
>>25594311
>12 different timelines
>Each worse than the last because the magic of friendship weakened every time
>Celestia beat back all those enemies on her own in a gradually weakening stateuntil there was so little friendship in the world that even she became evil
If anything, beating NMM 11 times shows how strong she is.
>>25597179
well she voiced Cheerilee as well! And, er...
>>25597227
It's November 29th. If you want to make it a Christmas thing, we'd have four weeks. I think that's plenty of time. We could also make it just a regular thing and give it to her any time. That gives us as long a we want.
>>25597232
Evil Sunbutt is so evil sheapologizes to everyone she defeats.
>>25597179
You're joking, but this is what would actually happen.
I enjoy the show and related fan works but I have never attended a con and never will. I would be profoundly disturbed to learn that anyone with any connection to the show had ever read anything I've written. I would be even more profoundly disturbed to learn that any of them had learned my identity and address. I do not seek out contact with them and if in fact there were a poni fan convention near me I would take great pains to avoid the area for the duration. I'm just a horrible neckbeard who occasionally plays in the vast sandbox they created, and I meant no offense nor harm.
The fandom being what it is--what most fandoms are--sometimes disturbs me pretty badly. I can only hide my face behind my dollar store fedora in shame.
>>25597232
Now that I think of it, this plot is pretty close to that one anime Madoka Magica iirc.
>>25597281
Evil Sunbutt issexy.
>>25597291
Well tipped.
>>25597291
Its shit like this that makes me glad to be a beta chad with average looks.
>>25597291
...which is why I'm planning on just getting a card: nothing outrageous or community project-y, just a nice card with nice words in it.
Last post to Canada before the holidays is I think the 15th, so I can grab a few and we can decide which one to send? ...or, hell, if anyone has some big ideas and willing to go herding cats to Get Shit Done I can hand over?
>>25597328
I wonder if there was ever a John, or if he was a creation of the prehistoric internet.
>>25597246
I am trying to recall. Did she also perform the voice for Tree Hugger?
>"You'll never have badass chops like these, Anon."I wish I could grow sideburns.
>>25596536
>katielestia
No
>>25597350
There was, in the sense that there was an original source for the copypasta. It was an anonymous post in /b/ in 2007 or thereabouts, which has brought the lulz ever since.
>>25597426
>"Look! You pull that little flick of mane straight, and it curls right back up again!"
>"..Hmm an 8 letter synonym for 'annoying.'
>'Good morning, Princess!'
>"..'Twilight', hey what do you know, it fits."
>>25597609
Abrasive.
would you?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/52203d92f050adf7b377bad9f2462f1d/tumblr_nunae4WEf41sldgs5o1_1280.png
>>25597802
Nigga I would stick my dick in anything if it turned me on.Yes
>>25597802
Of course.
>>25597837
kek
fukken saved
>>25593074
>>25593145
>>25593153
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yj5WvpkYHz0
>>25597802
Not going to lie, yes.
Why does it seem like there is very little good art of her.
>>25593145
The episode list for s6 hinted at a princess episode, but chances are it will be about Luna & Cadence.
>>25598039
They don't know how to write Celestia because she doesn't have a function any more besides 'runs the place'. It's their own stupid fault, and it's because of this there'll never be a Celestia episode.
>>25597802
>sweatingmanwipingheadwithtowel.png
I would a Sunbutt in any form. She's that perfect.
>>25598039
I was searching this morning but came up empty. Link to that list?
>>25598025
There is plenty of good art of her if you bother looking.
Alright /sun/. Here's the deal.
You get teleported to Equestria, spend plenty of time there getting cozy with the locals and the ponies that are actually important (Mane 7). Eventually you get to Canterlot and you meet sunbutt.
Defying all of your spaghet, you manage to hit it off with her. Things go real well too, starts with nice chats and walks around the castle. But something starts pricking at your mind, it's the words she uses sometimes. Things like gender identity and cissexual.
Then it happens. The both of you are back in her chambers after a date, hot and steamy on the bed and she says:
"Just so you know Anon, I self identify as a pansexual stargender and my triggers are words like 'praise' and 'butt'."
What do.
>>25598112
Fuck this /pol/ shit.
>>25598112
I contemplate suicide for a bit but eventually learn to swallow my pride because I love her.
>>25598025
She has a lot of good art.
>>25596289
>I miss her. She didn't get ten fucking seconds in this new episode.
You mean this whole season. Maybe 10 seconds tops.
>>25598112
>"Today's gender identity will be aubergine parmigiana, with cissexual vegetables on the side. Is that OK? I can send out for coathangers, if you'd care to rebendible mountain toothpaste."
Sure, sure, no problem Princess. Now, about that head wound
>>25598112
First off:
>Mane 7
Second:
Who gives a rats ass, just bed her for the night and if she continues, just fucking say "I don't think it's working out.
>>25598070
I must just be lazy or we have differing opinions on what 'good' is.
>>25598112
What say you go be homoflexible somewhere else, faggot.
>>25596564
>Never understood why luna got so much attention.
Because of edgy autists.
>25519010
>25519186
>25519370
>25519515
From last thread - did anyone cap this?
>>25596636
But this was before the comics turned Celestia into a retard who nearly destroyed the world because muh Sombra husbando.
>fucked up nofap, despite promising I'd do it for her to prove i couldconfirmed: i don't deserve sunhorse kisses
>>25596920
It's a parody of the Breaking Bad commercial using Ozymandias for the episode of the same name.
>>25598112
Cure her of tumblritis because Hot Monkey Dick is Magic.
She can keep the stargender shit because it's actually legit if you really are the Sun.
>>25598190
>Never understood why celestia didn't get any attention
Because of autists with mommy issues.
>>25598222
That was for masochistic autists anyway. Why would I deny myself the one bit of happiness only I can give myself.
>>25598187
>those curves
LEWD
>>25598187
>Looking down at tiny Celestia
fuck that's adorable
>>25598257
Neat implications, kid.
Let's say you finally do get to equestria. Do you think you would have a chance to be with celestia?
>>25598222
>Do three weeks of no fap
>Get /fit/ for your sunfu
>Sexual urges increase tenfold as you approach day 21
>You just want to nab some pony and rape her/him in the nearest guest room
>Celestia approaches you
>She's looking quite attractive for some reason
>"Good Morning Anonymo-WAAAH!!! Guards! Guards!"
>With little force, you carry her by the waist and haul your treasure upstairs.
>>25598342anon pls
>>25598338
Nope.
>>25598360
Moar?
>>25598338
Fuck no. At the most you'd probably be able to communicate with her from the max security containment facility they'd keep you in to determine if you're a danger at all.
>You see her everyday
>In all her radiant glory
>And everyday it's just business
>"Good morning, Anonymous. Shall we pick up where we left off? You were telling me about Earth's second world war."
>'S-sure thing, Princess. You're looking wonderful this morning.'
>"..Anonymous, you'll understand if I ask that we please keep these exchanges professional and informative, please."
>>25598338
lol
>>25598060
Or even THAT.
She and Moonbutt are heads of state, right? Shouldn't they be seen, when they show up at all, doing diplomatic and political stuff? Why did they travel to Poniville to attend a wedding of people they didn't even know? Was it a slow day on the Griffin frontier? No politicians needed their heads knocked behind closed doors? Did they cancel the negotiations with the Dragons about migration that day?
It's cute. It's adorable. But it doesn't make sense, logically speaking.
>>25598387
do it
>>25598256
Underrated post.
>>25598406
Phantom Pain was such a disappointment. Fuuck.
>>25598587
>ram it inside her clit
>>25598406
Sadly that's a very accurate description of what would happen. That would be depressing.
>>25598342
>With little force, you carry her by the waist and haul your treasure upstairs.
>>25598587
Well, the important thing is you tried.But pls stop.
>>25598587
>you ram it inside her clit
>>25598587
Just stop.
>>25598587
>>25598672
>>25598685
>>25598730
What? No don't stop, I wanted to see where this crazy ride was going.
>>25598338
You can always try Anon. You can always try.
>>25598816
>I wanted to see where this crazy ride was going.
It was going inside her clit, and that never ends well.
>"Anon-kun, you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit."
>'Atleast I don't run with my arms out behind me, Princess Weebleboo.'
>>25598816
It could've been the next 'she mouthed the cherries'.
Did moonguys have a thread last week?
>>25598587
>inside her clit
>unzips
>wtfamireading
>rezips dick
>>25599048
No, they skipped for some raisin.
>>25598685
>>25598730
>>25598816
I'm reminded of the whole 'you open her clitoris to reveal the testicles' cap.
How's your Sunday so far, anons?
>>25599061
ayy
>>25599006
>mouthed the cherries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-g0BdpbDM
>>25599227
Can't complain yetbut that'll change once the niners/cardinals game starts.
>You arrived in Equestria 1100 years ago.
>The place was wicked crazy. Chaos and shit.
>You found the source of it all: some guy named Discord.
>Turns out, these two ponies have been trying to stop him for years.
>Celestia and Luna.
>You're not much for streets made of soap, and you never liked plaid, so you decided to help them.
>They turned out to be pretty great.
>You all beat Discord and returned harmony to the land.
>Before he was locked in stone though, he cursed you all as one final joke.
>Doomed to live in this "boring, chaos-less world" for eternity.
>Essentially, you became immortal.
>Celestia and Luna said they were already such, for natural born alicorns are blah blah blah, magic magic, friendship.
>You stopped paying attention and started jumping off really high places for fun.
>Over the years, threats came and went, but you were there for them.
>You were always there.
>Even when Luna turned and was banished, you stayed with Celestia.
>About 900 years ago, you realized you had forgotten how you first met the princesses.
>800 years ago, you forgot Tirek, and Sombra completely.
>Unlike alicorns that were born with immortality and brains that let them hold all that information, you were only human.
>Your mind struggled to hold more than 200 years at a time, so as time ticked on, you forgot everything.
>Every day you live is another day you forget.
>You can't even remember your life before Equestria.
>When Luna came back as Nightmare Moon, you had no idea who she was.
>You can't even remember your wedding day.
>As far as you're concerned, your entire life has been spent with Celestia in this peaceful land.
>Everything else is a blur, and one you're not sure if you want to remember.
>"Anon, darling, what are you reading?"
"Just an old journal I found under my bed. Hey, who's Tirek?"
>>25599310
I'm a lions fan I can breathe easy. They destroyed the Eagles. Feels good.
>>25599399
Damn
>>25599399
This has a lot of potential. Are you going to continue with this?
>>25599482
I'm not continuing. You're free to if you're really interested. I'm busy rewriting a different green I'm never going to post.
Speaking of green anyone got cute anonxcelly?
>>25599717
Only tired reposts.
>>25599717
You already asked that
>>25593369
>>25599754
Fine with me, I've probably never read them.
>>25599757
Yep, and you Sunfags disappointed. So I tried again.
>>25599754
>"Tia, theres a nice fruit salad right there.."
>"..T-those donuts were for everyone, you know."
>>25599775
Alright then.
>>25599775
>and you Sunfags dissapointed.
Please. This thread isn't built specifically to tickle your balls and give you a free pancake every morning.
If you want green, go into the pastebin and find it. Or write it yourself. Or wait for someone to write it. Above all, lurk more.
Maybe on occasion, ask, but don't be a stuck up cunt about it.
>>25599819
Nigger you were the stuck up cunt. I asked pretty nicely. And was all hunkydory until you started being a fag. Don't know what posts you're looking at.
>>25599818
Thanks man
>>25599834
I'm not this anon: >>25599757
All he posted was an image, you went ahead and lumped everyone in this thread into the same box.
>>25599818
>sunhorse doing horse things
>>25599865
Ok fair enough. I used to spend most of my time in the /ntt/ and that's has completely turned to shit where literally everyone there is in the same retard box and AiE is so damn slow and my thread bumpers are never any good. I'm a little iffy about generals.
>>25599922
Such a crime to not want to spend who knows how long going through the paste and reading a bit of each story until I find a good one, when I'd assume most of you know decent ones off the top of your heads?
>>25599717
"Celestia, you got another letter from Twilight."
>You enter her chambers to see her lying down on the bed.
>"About the time travel?"
"No, it's about time tra--wait what?"
>She giggles and hovers the scroll out of your hand.
"Celestia, how did you know?"
>Can she sense temporal distortions?
>Is she a time wizard?
>That's so fucking OP.
>And sexy.
>Wait, does she know you planned on asking her out tonight?
>Suddenly this is much less sexy.
>"I've been alive a very long time, Anonymous."
"Yes, and?"
>"When you've been around the block as many times as me, you notice certain patterns in life, as well as how to read a situation."
"Patterns?"
>"Come here, darling."
>She leans on her side and opens a wing up for you.
>MAXIMUM OVERHAPPENING
>Calm down, Anon. Don't fuck this up.
>Be cool.
>BE COOL.
>You smile nervously and go over to her, taking a seat against her body.
>She closes her wing around you like a feathery blanket.
>"Every few hundred years, certain events seem to repeat themselves."
>"There will always be a threat to harmony that will be inevitably banished or cured."
>"There will always be that one bright pony who stands out among the rest, who masters untold magic, and disappears."
>"There will always be the one bitter pony who takes it in their hooves to mess with the time stream."
"So you've done this before?"
>"About six times, yes. This cycle though, I decided to let someone else take charge. I saw potential in Twilight Sparkle, and so far she's lived up to all my expectations."
"So your lax attitude towards everything is because...you already know what's going to happen?"
>"To a degree. I'm not a fortune teller, you know. The rest of it comes from reading the situation and plotting the best course for my surrogate guardian to take."
>"After her first letter about Starlight Glimmer, I knew those two would be the ones to dance in time this go around."
>>25599941
>"The fact that we're having this conversation now means I was right."
>You nod.
>Cool, she can't see the future.
>You give a sigh of relief which makes her laugh for some reason.
"Hey, what's so funny?"
>"Oh Anonymous, it looks like you've forgotten the second part of my talent already."
>What's the sun have to do with patterns and time?
>Unless she means the reading people part...
>"I knew what that look in your eyes meant from the moment we met. I'm quite flattered."
>Wait a minute, does she mean what you think she means?
>"I'd love to go to dinner with you toni--"
"YOU ARE A TIME WIZARD"
S'all I gotyou stuck up cunt
>>25599922
We're pretty terrible usually too.
>>25599922
>/ntt/ and AiE
No, go back and stay there.
>>25599977
Do you take mad pills or something?
>>25599941
>>25599956
awww cute
>>25599985
>>25599922
It's alright man, I know what that's like. Nice full house dubs.
>>25599977
And your dubs are shit. Fuck off.
>>25599956
That's was pretty solid.
Thanks,you salty sunnyD guzzler.
>>25599967
Least this guys honest. Thanks for the green.
>>25600030
Glad someone checked them.
>gib me da sunbutt stories!!1
>hey i axked u guise 4 stories!!
>f-faggots!
>>25600067
Why be mad when you can read some green? Stop being a homo
>>25600059
Honestly if you want stories, check the pastebin. The thread is not worth hanging in.
>"Well THERE'S your problem. Battleship is probably the easiest game to cheat at! That's why they won."
>mfw drunk as fuck posting in a sun thread listening to science
>is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cd36WJ79z4
Let's go ask NTT on a date.
>>25600428
>ntt
Oh you mean 'unf twi's delicious futacock' general? Pass.
>>25600475
Fuck off boogeyman I want fun.
>>25600428
Done.
They're not responding too well.
>>25600512
They haven't responded at all, boogeyman is butthurt that people are having fun.
>>25600489
>implying
This is no different than all the fucking 'do u guise think s4s/k/d/ rlly like us' shit. Who cares.
>>25600539
>You can't have this kind of fun cause I don't find it fun.
You'll need surgery to get that stick out of your ass, looks like it's been there since you were born.
>>25600560
Why don't you go be a faggot over in their thread then. Theres an idea.
>>25600539
Shoo shoo boo boo.
>>25600539
What's your problem.
>>25600613
Faggots like you trying to ruin this thread by inviting by far the worst waifufags next to shimmerfags, to come here.
>>25600664
And so the boogey man reveals his true boogeys. You are every bad stereotype the other waifufags have spread about us.
>>25600664
There's not much to ruin.
You're just as retarded as the rest of us then, faggot.
>>25600688
I gotta be me. You can go on being a faggot, ain't gonna bother me none.
>>25600785
You're just a faggot that no one likes, like barneyfag or purpletinker. Call yourself a kanye or delude yourself into thinking you're one, no one will do the same.
>>25600826
I'm still going to post here regardless. If not going along with your collective autism makes me 'der ebil boogieman', I think I'll live.
>>25600588
Shoo shoo be doo.
>>25600855
You will still die alone and hated like Lector did.
>>25600871
Yeah, I made peace with that a long time ago.
Anything else?
>>25598338
I'm going to be be a fucking knight
with badass sword and armor'n shit
I'll fight for her love
>>25598338
I definitely have a chance to be her friend. For something more, I'd need to prove I'd be worth it. Essentially track down an immortality spell to show she'd never lose me. After a few centuries of being her friend, I spring into action.
>>25599399
Gosh, I sure am glad that's over.
>>25598383
>>25598406
>>25598623
See? These are the Anons that you don't want to be likehopeless fucks.Anything is possible in ponyland
>>25599399
Nice. I've had an idea like that for the longest time. Technically a human's whose brain isn't meant to live past 30 years would probably start going looney by age 100.
>>25601228
The word of the day is "delusional". I don't like it either, but I'm not going to make it harder on myself. At least, not any more than it is already.
>>25601228
Realistically they're not going to be fighting each other to see who gets to fuck the weird alien first. She's got some gorillion subjects whose safety and well being comes first, retard.
>>25600871
He's surprisingly still alive, but a significant part of him did die.
>>25601394No one cares.
>>25601454No kidding.
>>25601499
LET'S HAVE SEXFUCK NOW /SUN/!
>>25601530
No, go back to your humiliation fetish containment, ntt.
>>25600545
>>25601863
lesbians are gross
>>25600030
I'm sure tia is into a lot of things. Not sure that would be one of them.
Such a cute pair.
>>25602053
Holy fuck no, get it out of here.
>>25602053
not really
>>25602096
>>25602096
Oh. So you're a dislestia man?
>>25602160
>>25602119
>lol il wil mek him mad by doing dis
>>25602220
Ayy lmao
>>25602160
Keep it up bro this shit is gold.
>>25602220
Naturally. Is this not 4chan?
![[princess intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/oXNvgvv.gif "[princess intensifies].gif")
God, I miss old /sun/.
>>25602249
all of us do
>>25602270
By the looks of this thread, I'm not so sure.Always going to have those for teh lulz faggots here.
>>25597802
Why not? The size difference could be a problem, though.
>>25602240
>Keep it up bro this shit is gold.
Eh. You've succeeded to make even me cringe with your ay lame-o and out of place approval. I shall fight fire with fire. Take this!
>>25602053
Here's a cuter pair
>>25602373
Youwhatm8.png
Have at me.
>>25602386
Her blush is radioactive.
>>25596564
Because she's dark and misunderstood and shit
>>25602249
Last week's thread was pleasant. Thought maybe this week's would be the same. Guess not.
