>"Anon, would you teach me how to read?"
>>25565851
"Here."
>Applejack looks over the sheet of paper.
>"I said I can't read. How is this helpful?"
"It tells you where you can find the antidote. Good luck."
>>25565851
Is that why the sign at the front of your farm says 'Sweat Appul Akers?'
>Anon teaches Appul to read
>Unfortunitly, he teaches her mandarin so she still can't read anything in Equestria
>>25565863
RORORORO
>>25565851
Let's start with the alphabet.
A is for Apple.
>>25565851
Anon gave Applejack her first issue of Henhouse magazine.
She began slowly mouthing the words out of her mouth.
>"DEAR HENHOUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME..."
She began crying tears of joy as she embraced you.
>>25565851
>Anon is touched that AJ came to him for help
>But he doesn't know how to read either
>Rather than disappoint her, he decides to fake it
>>25565893
>"Is B also fer apple anon?"
"...It is"
>"Am I a good pony?"
"Yes"
>>25566525Nice.
>>25566525
dawwww
>>25565851
Sure, let me teach you how to read real books, not these Equestrian childrens tales. We'll start with this, and we can snuggle while I teach you.
>>25565851
no, but ill teach you how to code in C++
>>25565851
>Anon does it
>In return, he demands he also teach her his wildest fetishwhich is what
>>25565851
I don't know how to read equestrian moon runes either
>>25566987
Apples
>>25566525
Fuck that's cute....
>>25566168
I get it you fag
Sure, read this book before I come back. You've got 5 minutes.
>>25567352
>"You're a bad teacher anon"
>>25565851
"Alright, time's up. Turn in your test, AJ. Now let's see how well you--"
i'll teach you how to read. If you teach me how to snort when you giggle.
Seriously though if anyone could please make her giggle into a WEBM I would make it into my ringtone.
Just as long as you teach me to be a hick. I've been wanting to unleash the inner white in me my whole life.
>>25566633
that's not an appul; that's a mango, silly.
>>25568521
>"The secret is in the apples, sugarcube
>>25568521
Step one: Watch NASCAR
Step two: yell War Eagle all the time.
>>25565851
I would but I'm also illiterate in your crazy horse language, and English is useless to you.
>>25568545
Thats gotta be one of the lewdest stills that show has ever produced.
Rarity investigates also comes to mind
That awkward moment when anon is actually mayweather.
>>25565851
Applejack, I...can't read...
No, I can't read this shit either
>>25568724
>Its a nice easter egg, Hasbro putting their own stock record on the newspaper
>>25565851
>Be Anon
>Teach Appul horse how to read and write in english
>Equestrian uses hieroglyphs
>Appul is mad, but you still play scrabble with her and Purple smart on weekend
>>25568802
Ouch. Somebody had better get Hasjew some ice for that burn.
>>25566525
>>25568610
Waht a tweest!
>>25565851
But you can read AJ dearest.
>>25566525
>>"Am I a good pony?"
No, you're silly one
>>25569316
Picture books.
>>25569347
>AJ just looks at the pictures and makes up the story as she goes
>>25566525
dats cute
Applejack has been shown in the show to read and fluently write letters.
This prompt sucks, this thread sucks, DYEWTS, etc etc.
>>25571283
See >>25569405
Also writing doesn't mean she is doing it well
>>25566525
She's not a retard. She replaces Applebloom's mother for fuck sake. You manchildren.
>>25572603
dawwww
>>25572610
>>25572632
dawwwwwwwwwwwww
>>25572632
Fuck, even I din't know that word and how to read it. I was hoping I could get away by saying English ain't my first language, but I've already been studying my third year as an English major
>>25565851
>hand her a note that says "No."
>>25566525
>hfw she realizes you lied to her
>>25571283
Duh, but we're just having fun, Anon.
Don't you remember what fun is?
>>25573112
fuck
that kinda hit me
>>25573112
Why is the horse wearing a shirt and pants on his hindquarters?
>>25573112
He looks more pissed than sad.
>>25568724
The title is Foal Free Press, just with the letters rotated in weird angles and backwards and shit.
