Spike, take a letter!
>>25564671
I would like to buy a vowel.
>>25564671
The fuhrer Adolf Hitler is dead. A group of radicals are attempting to seize control of the government. Initiate operation Valkyrie.
>>25564671
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned...
>>25564830
...that you should never...
>>25564837
invade Russia.
get my own post number
>>25564841
>>25564838
A lesson we could all learn.
>>25564842
Yes, we all saw that one anon do that in the apple thread. We don't need to see it again.
>>25564838
Firstly, because the Russians don't like it, and secondly because...
>>25564681
I kekd way too hard
>>25564838
Also, I learned it was fun messing with Gender Bending spells.
Got Twilight to turn Spike into a girl, always wanted to fuck a dra...Wait, would it be Spike or Barb no-OW, BAD DRAGON! NO BREATHING FIRE ON ME. NO PENIS FOR YOUSpike is literally writing down every exact word Anon is saying
>>25564874
Now I bet you're wondering what gender bending spells have to do with my ill-fated invasion of Russia. It's a long story. You see...
>>25564936
...Vladimir Putin...
>>25564936
The plan was to exhaust the red army troops by sending forward very horny and rapable mares. Unfortunately my plan backfired when...
>>25564946
...the Russians decided that they would rather...
>>25564671
>>25564671
that better be his scuicide letter
>>25564962
...become violently horny dominating mares then...
