This story has been going on for a really long time, like what the fuck was this about in the first place? First Rainbow Dash mouth rapes our dear Anon, then there's something about a horse based concussion? i don't fuckin' know. Anyway, we're at the point where they are at the dinner before homecoming, and Anon is or isn't in the mob. Also, Rarity is a total cunt.
Here's the correct pastebin now: http://pastebin.com/u/FulLR3tarDjust saw the last thread was down and made new one
>>25564271
Jesus tittyfucking christ, Thanksgiving was literally yesterday.
It's too damn early for Christmas shit.
>>25564536
That was litterally the only picture of Sunset I have in my gallery
Hallelujah!
Sunny's already decided to put out for him.
Now it's time to find how Anon's gonna fuck it up!
Bump for r3tard
>>25564773
It'll be easy
Soo, I'm gonna continue with the cmc story soon. But now I'm writing between 2 threads and I apologize for lack of writing.
>>25567643
No prob senpai just don't forget us, we need more rapey texts to applebloom
r3tard plz
This week has been crazy busy. My posting will resume on Sunday. Until then, Insanebow got that delicious green for us.
Let's at least keep this shit alive long enough to get some green!
Bump
Mfw there is no green and you have to wait until tomorrow
>>25564271
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS OP!!!
:c
To the rescue!
>>25571888
>>25570044
Nice digits.
>>25575124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
>>25575284
https://youtu.be/SMsLknEaZNE
Bamper
Vote time:
With no other context, would you rather
>Hard Rock song?
or
>80's montage music?
>>25579208
Make us jizz with keks R3tarD. Thats all I ask.
>>25579208
>montage
Is that even a question?
Rock!
Bumpette, just a li'l
>>25581722
Bump'er hard
Ahhhh bemps
9th page save
>>25583063
Fook
U
>>25579208
Hard Rock
Time to bring out the Judas Priests
>>25575514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQaa3r6XagI
Page 8
Hype bump
What the fug is FulLR3tarD-senpai dead?
bump just to be safe
>>25586257
The turkey was undercooked. He's in the hospital vomiting up bacteria infested blood.
Maybe.
>>25586383
>went back to mother's house in Cambodia; got sick from turkey
>Mother never could cook that damn turkey right
>How father stayed with her, I'll never know...
>crippling stomach virus and worms ensue
>witch doctor gives me herbs to help
>tell him I'm writing /mlp/ green; on the 9th thread
>primitive doctor calls upon dark magic to heal me
>dark forces combine to heal my ailment
>Cthulhu himself visits my dream, telling me to prepare for green-writing on Sunday
Back tomorrow gents.
>>25586522
And all was well with the threads.
Except Jim.You know what you fucking did Jim
>>25586624I told you to shut the hell up about that. Sit in your corner for an hour and don't come back until you think of an adequate apology.
>>25586522
Check'd
[waiting for green intensifies]
>>25586522
Fun fact, at least 4 lines of this is true.
>>25586522
Senpai noticed me! Again!
BUMP
UUMM
MMUU
PMUBi tried
>>25587604
Be you thinking of the
Utter uselessness of the
Magnificent Bumpfag of the
Ponyland?
>>25587755
Dub-Dubs, and your trip has 'GAY' in it. You are the chosen one.
>>25587808
Of-fucking-course I'm the Chosen One, what didya expect?^:)
>>25587866Who in this story is your waifu? Question has reason.
>>25588158
What, your story?
I don't get it
>>25588177Who is your favorite female in this story other than Sunset, faggot??
>>25588219Can't go wrong with Trixie, even though I'm a Pinkiefag
>>25588219And don't forget, you're not the only writefag in this thread
dangerbump
HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
>this thread
Bemp!
Oh noes, page 8!
Okay, I think I finally figured out why "Anonymous" has been replaced by fucking equal signs on this board.
>>25594502
>>25594502
How retarded are you?
>>25594694
Welcome to Homecoming Anon, how retarded are ya?
>>25594904
Once, I actually put my email in the field before posting...
...And DIDN'T delete the post immediately!
>>25595350
That's pretty retarded, I'll give it a 8/10
>>25594904
I'm down with the syndrome
>as Anon opened the car door for you
>you turn and put a hand on his chest
>your voice turns a little bubbly
“Soooooo, I was wondering something.”
“Okay?”
>”Would you show off the car.. to me?”
>he gives you a weird look
>”What are you talking about? You’ve already been in it.”
>you playfully shake your head
“Not what I mean. I mean, show me what it can do.”
>”Like… speed? You want to see how fast it can go?”
>you excitedly nod your head
“Yeah!”
>his face turns into a serious look as he thinks on this for a second
>but he brightens up again
>”Alright, you got it.”
>you decided to mess with him a little
>you're about to put your leg in the car, but you slightly bend over and wiggle your ass towards him
>you expect him to pinch your ass again
>instead he grabs you by the hips and pulls you towards him
>both of you fully standing up now, there is no space between the back of your dress and the front of his pants
>he puts his hands on your midriff; keeping you close
>he whispers in your ear
>"Getting a little frisky, are we?"
>you crane your head up
>and as flirty as possible, you say
"Not yet,"
>then the pinch on the butt happens, and you yelp
>trying not to smile, you look back at him
"You'll pay for that."
>without skipping a beat, he says, "Do you take checks?"
>you get in the car and he shuts your door
>as he walks around, the only thought your mind can come to is,
"Yeah, he's getting some tonight."
>>25595350
niceme.me
>>25595809
>be Anon
>you hop in the car, thinking to yourself
Brain: You know you shouldn't go fast again in this car. Remember what happened last time? You promised yourself you wouldn't do that again..
>you very well remember what happened last time
>but it was night time and for some reason you believed that for whatever reason, assholes would chill themselves out this time,
>and though it was highly unsafe, you already wanted to try it again
>Sunset wanted that too,
>fuck it
>"Are you feeling it?"
"Oh, I'm feelin' the need."
>Sunset looks at you kinda weird,
>"Need for what?"
>oh fuck
>shit,
>it's so corny
>it's so cheesy
>it's so lame
>but you've always wanted to say it
>and there would be no better time than right now
Brain: Don't you fucking say it. Don't you..
Dick: Nigga... say it.
>CHEESE LEVELS MAXIMIZING
>you look at Sunset with a look that says "I'm bout to do something badass"
"The need.."
>you put your hand up for a high five
>then Sunny gives a look of understanding and a cheesy smile
>then the two palms smack together as you both say, "..for speed!"pic
>a second goes by
"Wait... you know that movie??"
>"Who /hasn't/ seen that movie??"
>>25595809
>>25595821
Oh God senpai's back
Yeah, Anon's definetly dying tonight
rip in pasta
>>25595821
>start the car & CD
https://youtu.be/0L-jgk7EIcY
>hear the song
"Man, this song brings back the memories."
>you start to slowly pull out of the parking spot
>then slowly start to exit the lot
>Sunset grabs your arm
>"Aww c'mon, that's way too weak for a 'need for speed' time.."
>you grin back at her
"You're right."
>you pull back into the spot, then reverse out
>shifting into first, you slam on the gas, spinning the tires to leave the lot
>over the loud engine, Sunset yells, "ALLLLRIGHT, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!"
>>25596066
> in b4 they both die in a car crash
>>25596066
>you find a sign that says 'Canterlot Express, next exit'
https://youtu.be/SOOgbgRV3Ug
>you've taken it easy on the gas for the most part
>saving the best for the expressway
>the music is blaring
>Sunset has stayed quiet for the most part,
>but she's seemed a bit more at ease emotionally since you left the restaurant
>in fact, she reached over and grabbed your leg, squeezing a little tighter when the engine roars
>but her excitement continues, waiting for the real speed to kick in
>"You want your jacket back!?" she yells over the music
"No, I'm good!! If you're warm already, throw it in the back!"
>"Why?"
>this is why Rainbow let you borrow the car
>this is what the car was made for
>and if Sunset wanted to go fast,
>you would go fast
"I don't need it, you'll see why soon!"
>take the exit for the expressway
>>25596066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFebA3sTcg
>>25596365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hE2DE6gC8w
>>25596213
>He makes a sequel called "A Second Chance"
>>25596437
Is that a subtle WFD reference?
>>25596365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUKgp3_sFgw
>>25597621
starlightclap.gif
>>25597621
Interesting reference, but why?
>>25596066
SERIOUSLY!?!
Rainbow Dash put THAT song on the CD!? Did she WANT him to die in a horrible car crash?
Personally I would have gone with Fire Fields, or pretty much anything from F-Zero-GX.
Oh God, it seriously loops for half an hour on a CD!?
>>25597771
Anon you didn't actually upload the gif. Are you feeling alright?
>>25597771
>starlightclap.gif
Then he doesn't upload the gif.
Good job guy.
>>25595821
>>"Are you feeling it?"
>"Oh, I'm feelin' the need."
>>Sunset looks at you kinda weird,
>>"Need for what?"
>>oh fuck
>>shit,
>>it's so corny
>>it's so cheesy
>>it's so lame
>>but you've always wanted to say it
>>and there would be no better time than right now
>Brain: Don't you fucking say it. Don't you..
>Dick: Nigga... say it.
>>CHEESE LEVELS MAXIMIZING
>>you look at Sunset with a look that says "I'm bout to do something badass"
>"The need.."
>>you put your hand up for a high five
>>then Sunny gives a look of understanding and a cheesy smile
>>then the two palms smack together as you both say, "..for speed!"
Yeeesssssssi came
>>25595821
>pic
i hope you dont add that to the pastebin
>>25596365
I'll never be able to get this song out of my head whenever I see a scene like this, thanks NfS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThRVyj4cwOM
>>25599464
Yep.
Bamp
>Literally last thread on page 10
"Gather round kids, and I'll tell you a story about when FulLR3tarD used to post."
>>25603762
Grandpa, tell us the story!
>>25604177
niggers
>>25604237
He beat me to it. Sorry kids. I guess its back to the orphanage with you.
>>25604370
You're a shitty grandpa, grandpa.
R3tard come back to us!
My lufe is brilliant
My love is pure
>>25607159
*life
fucking small keyboard!
Bamf
Safety bump
Live damn you live bump.
>>25609312
SSsss AAaaa FFfff EEeee TTttt YYyyy
Safety... Bump!
>>25604370
>>25604911
*sigh* why are all the kids I adopt hijacked by niggers?
>>25609886
>>25610409
Bump
bu
>>25610632
mp
R3tard is kill
Insanebow is kill
>>25599814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omV5q-QUmR4
>>25612424
never give up keep bumping this shit
Bump and good night u fags its 1:30 over here its 1:30 in the morning
R3tard will post soon. He just has to please his pimp first.
Page 10 Bumpo
>>25596365
>next song plays
https://youtu.be/EDuSc0J28ns
>you're on the Canterlot Express
>very few cars on the road with you
>rolling at a cool 80
>both the road and sky are sleek with darkness, interrupted with your headlights and street lights above
>the tires hum over the asphalt
>you are currently a modern day Buddha
>but instead of oneness with the universe and existence;
>you are one with the Beast
>there is no world outside of this road
>only you, Beast, and Sunsetpic
>you look over
"What's the fastest you've ever gone?"
>"I think I went 90 once!"
>a chuckle escapes you
"Ready to blow that out of the water?"
>"Heck yes!!"
>the energy from the car pulses through your veins with the adrenaline you feel
>and though cars cannot talk, you feel a small voice enter your head from Beast
>that quietly says, "Do it, faggot."
>your eyes forward to the road again,
"Let's fuckin' do this."
>downshift and start to floor the gas
>the immense torque of the car pulls forward, keeping Sunset's back sealed to the backrest of the seat
>Sunset's face is plastered with a wide smile, one that you share with her
>>25616932
>the speedometer rises as the lines of the road pass you faster and faster
>as the road lines start to blur closer and closer, you feel the handling become more touchy
>you pass 100
>quickly look to your date, to find her excitement start to mix with a bit of fear
"Hey Sunny, you still feeling the need?"
>"I.. I think I stopped feeling the need when we passed triple digit speeds."
"Aww c'mon, 100 isn't even that fast!"
>"Well, I've never gone this fast before!"
>a minute later
>as the car hits 120, you aren't comfortable with going any faster
>you're not a race car driver, and you're already testing your luck going /this/ fast
>plus, it's night time, so visibility isn't great either
>but the look on Sunset's face is priceless
>though she's still excited, her worry has increased three-fold
>her hands have a death grip on her seat, as if she's riding a roller coaster
>her eyes wide open, glued to the road ahead
>"Are you sure this is a good idea??"
"Nope!"
>your response makes her face go pale
"I thought you wanted to go fast??"
>"I do, but we're practically FLYING!"
>you decide it is an opportune time to tease her
"Feel like going faster!?"
>she answers back a little too fast, "NOPE I'M GOOD."
>to test how scared she is, you ever-so-slightly jerk the wheel a little
>not enough to be dangerous or move at all really,
>but enough to where Sunset's hands fly over her eyes, covering her vision of what she thinks is going to cause a crash
>she screams out, "ANON!!!!"
>>25617008
>you have yourself a long laugh from her reaction, but you also slow down for her
>taking the exit you needed to get to school, you're back at regular speeds again
>you get on the main road, and turn down the music
>you look over to see Sunset catching her breath
"Was that too slow for you?" you jest
>"Oh my god, no. I like going a little fast but what you did was suicide. I'll admit though... it was kinda fun."
"Yeah? How are you feeling?"
>she takes a deep breath and wipes non-existent sweat off of her forehead
>"Honestly? A little scared... a little turned on.."
>your brain hears 'turned on' and immediately you hear circus noises in your head
>look over with an eyebrow cocked
"Turned on? Ya know I could probably.."
>she interrupts you with a giggle, then saying, "Drive to the dance, Speedracer."
>next song
https://youtu.be/hsi5P9ltAig
>"And if you think that you're just getting away with jerking the wheel back there, think again."
"Oh yeah? What are you going to do?"
>"Nothing... while you're driving."
>you pull into the school campus, and head towards the gym
>you make sure to shift into neutral and rev the engine a copious amount of times; making your presence known in the car
>a couple of people walking towards the doors see you in the car and wave
>or maybe they're waving at Sunset
>either way>feelsgoodman
>>25617382
>you get to the back of the parking lot, and find a spot you like
>park
>as the engine dies to a silence, a calm silence envelopes the inside of the car
"Ready?"
>Sunset pulls out her purse
>"Give me a second to check my makeup."
>you sigh
"Sunny, you look great. No need for more makeup."
>checking her compact mirror, she reapplies some areas with her beautification tools
>"You know for someone who didn't even want to go to this dance, you sure are anxious to get inside."
>huh
"Fair point. Still, it just seems unnecessary."
>"That's because you're a guy. Guys don't have to shave their legs, put on makeup, or give birth."
>you chuckle again"Yeah and it only cost working our entire lives to pay for the women."
>"Hey now, some women work too!"
>you both share a snicker,
>as she does her work, you look around
>a couple cars are near your own
>but one truck in particular is bouncing pretty heavily
>not taking your eyes off of the truck,
"Hey Sunny, looks like some people couldn't wait until after the dance."
>she stops what she was doing to look at what you're looking at
>"Ha, yeah I guess so."
>she finishes up and says, "Okay, I'm ready."
>you get out of the car and open her door
>>25617594
Reminds me of Animaniacs.
>>25617594
When are you updating the pastebin?
>>25618172
Right Now.
>>25617930
How?
>>25617594
I imagine a scene similar to There's Something About Mary with sunset(or anon...), Rarity, and Big Mac, "Hey Big Mac is that hair gel?"
>>25619615
>"Hey Big Mac is that hair gel?"
KEK I don't think I'd survive this happening
Bumpkin
booooooooop
>>25621131
Bumpcoming
Bumpomat
>>25619615
>Be Pinkie
"Rarity, you have frosting on your back!"
>You wipe it off and lick it
"THAT'S NOT FROSTING AT ALL!"
Panic button
>>25617594
Vote time: Sans Sunset, which girl does Anon dance with first?
>>25626697
Trixie?
>>25626697
He owes it to Trixie, Fluttershy and Nurse Red right?
Give it to Trixie. A promise is a promise.
>>25626697
sunset
trixie
flutterbutter
red hot
>>25626806
Just one scene with Red Hot would just be nice.
>>25626897
>>25626915
>>25626897
>>25626915
Ebola-chan?
>>25617594
>as Sunset gets out of the car, showing a little leg while doing so, you reach back and grab your suit jacket
>you're about to put it on when you feel a light gust of nippy wind hit your body
>and you see the goosebumps rise on Sunset's arms
>you put the jacket over her shoulders again
>she looks away for a second, pulling the jacket over herself tightly
>then steals a quick peck on your cheek
>and proceeds to run away from you towards the gym
"And where do you think you're going?"
>"You have to catch me, sports star!"
>her heels don't allow much speed, so you catch up by only power-walking
>upon getting next to her, you poke her side, sending her hips flying in the other direction
>"No! I'm ticklish!"
>cue evil grin
"Oh, you shouldn't have told me that.."
>as you're about to go full-on side tickling to Sunset, you hear two squeaky doors open
>turn around
>it's Big Mac...
>exiting the truck that was previously using natural hydraulics
>you immediately stop at the sight
>your date, who had prepared herself for the tickle fight, saw you stop and did so as well
>"What is it?"
>as she turns her eyes to see what you are looking at,
>you and Sunset meet eyes with Big Mac and Rarity
>no one moves
>and save for the distant and muffled music coming from the gym
>a pen drop could have been heard
>in hindsight, you weren't sure if your jaw dropped harder than Sunset's,
>but both jaws hit some distance
>Sunset's voice, barely above a mumble,
>"No..."
"Fucking..."
>"Way..."
>>25627052
Got some good bud and good greens, tonight is a good night.
>>25627052
>your mouth was so widely opened that it could have caught flies
>but the excitement for your newer friend is too much for your smile to not be apparent
>your body goes into a triple threat stance as you put your hands on your head and yell out
"BIG MAC... ARE YOU SERIOUS!?"
>SS: "Rarity!?"
>Rarity's cheeks are set aflame as she realizes there is no way she could spin this one
>Mac tried to sport his nonchalant gaze, but it slowly waxed into a light grin
>he scratches the top of his head and says, "Uhh, erm... eeyup."
>SS: "Rarity.. that was you...?"
>Rarity loses her look of shock
>R: "Anon, Sunset... Big Mac and myself would very much so appreciate it if we could all keep this, under wrap, as they say. Neither of us want this to be public knowledge."
>there is silence
>Rarity becomes a bit worried
>R: "You can do that... right?"
>SS: "Of course Rarity. We can do that."
>you're not listening to any of this, still holding back the urge to have a celebratory dance for Mac, right on the spot
>Sunset gives you a light elbow to your ribs, signaling that you should say something
"Right. Yes. Absolutely."
>as Rarity pulls Mac towards the gym, Sunset does the same with you
>Mac gets close enough to sneak in a fistbump while the ladies weren't looking
>Rarity and Mac walk faster towards the gym than yourself and Sunset do, so you walk behind them
>SS: "Rarity, were you working on an art project earlier?"
>you look to Sunset, silently questioning why she would ask such a random question
>Rarity turns for a moment
>R: "Why no... why do you ask?"
>all too innocently, Sunset says,>SS: "It looks like you got a little glue on your dress..">Rarity's eyes go wide as she shrieks and turns to Mac, "BIG MAC YOU IMBECILE!!!! YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!"
>>25627309
Not "There's Something About Mary", but damn that was hilarious. Oh, now Rarity is in a...sticky situation...:^D
>>25627309
>you stand up straight again, still unable to control your bellowing laughter
>Rarity sends a look of fury towards you that was so intense, it would make most piss their pants
>but what had just transpired was too golden to care about her death-look
>Sunset realized her mistake midway through Rarity's screaming and decided to put some distance between you two and the other couple
>"Oh my god, Anon. I feel so embarrassed for her now.. I shouldn't have said anything."
"No no, that was priceless. Plus, at least someone caught it before she got inside the gym."
>"Well, I guess so."
>even Sunset held back a little giggle
>"That would have been a nightmare for her."
"See? Sunny saves the day for her friends."
>she holds your hand as the two of you continue towards the gym
>not much is said for a bit, but in the moment, your mind plays a tune
https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU
>>25627309
>SS: "It looks like you got a little glue on your dress.."
>Rarity's eyes go wide as she shrieks and turns to Mac, "BIG MAC YOU IMBECILE!!!! YOU MISSED A SPOT!!!"
Top fucking kek.
>>25627547
>you open the main gym doors for Sunset as she gracefully struts in
>in the lobby for the gym, next to the door to the actual basketball courts where the dance is held,
>it a table with school administrators sitting behind it
>"Good evening you two," says the eldest women administrator
>"Tickets, please," says another
>Sunset reaches inside the breast-area of her dress and waves them in front of your nose before handing them over to the women
>the tickets smelled amazing and shared the same soft yet elegant perfume smell that Sunset had
>and the thought of /something/ being between her tits like that made your knees go weak
>but you had to be the man about it and handle it; like every other situation you faced this week
>knees strong, the women behind the table accounted for the tickets
>"Go on in, and have a wonderful evening!"
>you open the door, and the music blasts you
https://youtu.be/jBKzCjFnxgg
>it was so loud that you could /feel/ the music in your body
>whatever DJ this was, obvious brought some of his own speakers to add to the pre-existing ones in the gym
>the gym itself was fairly dark, being that the regular lights were off; these lights being replaced by colored lights used for atmosphere
>then you saw how many people were in the gym dancing, and you had no idea that this dance was so popular here
>tables for snacks and drinks were set out in the perimeter and several teachers/administrators at random spots chaperoning
>but everyone seemed to really be enjoying themselves
>it didn't look nearly as formal as you thought it would,
>and if the dance went along in this manner,
>you could dig it
Page 9 bump.
page 8 bump
>>25627925
https://youtu.be/qn9AeUK-jG4
>the first friend you see is Norman, who is at the drink table getting two cups of the punch beverage
>you take a step towards him, which is then that you notice: Sunset grabbed onto your arm
"I want to say hey to some of the boys before we dance."
>"No problem! I'll say hello to them too."
>with the blaring music, you have to speak at a level just below yelling just to be heard
>before you open your mouth to Norman, he sees you and waves you over
>N: "Anon, you made it!"
"Hell yeah, man."
>he puts the drinks down and you exchange a bro's handshake
>N: "Hi, Sunset."
>SS: "Hey Norman."
"So Norm, where's Moondancer?"
>he points to a rather large group of people dancing
>N: "She's over there somewhere! I'll go get her over here."
>you reach out your hand, about to object, but he's already long gone
>you would eventually say hello to almost everyone; no need to interrupt her dancing
>but oh well
>still, you were glad they were at least for the dance
>in a few seconds, he comes back with Moondancer in tow
>she's beaming with excitement
>M: "Sunset! Anon! This is so much fun!"
>SS: "Moondancer, you look great! Glad you're having fun, too. I'll join in the dancing in a little while."
>meanwhile, you and Norm talk a little quieter to each other, out of the girls' hearing range
"Ay, Moondancer is looking pretty good, man. Making any moves tonight?"
>N: "Yeah she is; Sunset looks great too, man. I don't know though, dinner with Moondancer was great. I just don't want to make her uncomfortable..."
>you pat him on the shoulder
"Look who actually cares about a girl's feelings!"
>he nervously chuckles
>N: "Yeah... I really like her. Anon, what do you think I should do??"
>another handshake
>"Don't worry about shit, Norm. Have a good time and don't worry about anything."
>N: "I'll try. Still, we both got pretty lucky this week; getting the dates we got, didn't we?"
"Damn right, we did."
> green's up
> 9 page
Good morning, America.
>>25627309
YOU IMBECILE!!
>>25629237
I'm afraid to ask but...
Can we have moar Derp cuteness? If not:
How is her dress?
Who's the lucky guy with Derpyqt?Also a fast question: Do Anon owes her a dance? I can't remember
GN bois.
>>25630714Snickering intensifies
>>25630714
No, just Trixie. And he owes her two.
NZ night bump
Red hot?
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4727487789883794907d79dadcfc5816/tumblr_inline_nynqss8f4b1r2z4v5_540.gif
Can't let it go yet, no one dies on my watch.
>>25617382
All I could think of was this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9eCqwzAjTY
>>25626897
>>25626915
>>25626933
>>25634195
>mfw
Page 10 bump
this whole story might go black if writefags dont step up their pace, also bump
>>25629237
https://youtu.be/nLBlOhihhrg
"Think about it this way, Norman. I'm no school dance expert, but I'm led to believe that girls are usually pretty open to things on dance nights. All of the moving and friends and guys around them.. it would make sense."
>"It's not like that, Anon. She's something really special. Like, it's like I don't even want to fool around with her. She's just so interesting. You wouldn't believe how much she knows about...freaking everything. I just like spending time with her."
"That's really gay, Norman."
>"Anon..."
"I'm kidding, I'm happy for you Norman. Make the most of tonight; make her happy. Judging from her face, you're already doing a good job of that."
>he smiles, and walks off to dance with her
>across the gym you see a couple of your football teammates hanging around another punch table with their dates
>checking to make sure Sunset is still occupied, you see that more girls have grouped next to her, all giving compliments and talking
>you walk over to mingle with the team, and meet their dates
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A/N:Wasn't in the mood to write tonight, but Vampon got the ball rolling and now you all get a good handful of posts before I go to bed.
>>25638266
>on the way to your team, a few acquaintances say 'hi' to you; some even compliment how you look
>you are hailed by the seniors before you reach their locale with things such as "Ay, Anon's here!" and "Bow to the King!"
"Fellas, how's the dance tonight?"
>one senior speaks up; it was the 'game show host' guy
>"It's been good man. How's your head?"
"Feeling better; you guys bring some hot dates?"
>he turns to the rest of the group
>"Well I don't know about these guys, but I sure did."
>a few of the team guys could be heard mumbling "Fuck you"
>"Anon, meet my date; Derpy."
>Derpy walks to his side and gives you a cute little wave, "Hi Anon."
>Derpy had on a modest looking, lime green dress
>nothing fancy, nothing over done; and the look fit her well
"Derpy, that's a nice dress!"
>senior puts a hand around her side, "I keep trying to tell her that but she won't believe me."
"Why not?"
>Derpy shugs, "It's not fancy like a lot of the other girls' dresses."
"Hey, doesn't have to be fancy to look good."
>the senior rubs her side in an attempt to convey meaning, "Yeah, what Anon said. It's like that meninist thing we learn in art class this week."
"You mean minimalist?"
>"Yeah, that shit! Anyways, we're saying that you look great, babe."
>you couldn't be sure, but it looked like Derpy felt better about her dress after that
>you certainly hoped she did; she seems sweet
Can we have Anon and Sunset doing a good ol' fashioned dance to Bobby Darin's Mack the Knife pwease? I-it would make me very happy R3tarD senpai
>>25638576
https://youtu.be/75sx7U6dAB4
>you walk by the couple to talk to some of the other guys
>5 minutes later
>phone buzzes
>1 new message
>from Flash
>[Yo, you at the dance?]
[Yeah, are you?]
>still in conversation, you wait for Flash to respond
>but after a few minutes, there is none
"Hey guys, have you seen Flash tonight?"
>one speaks up, "I saw him when I first walked in, but not since then."
>huh
>how is he going to reveal this big surprise if he's not even here?
>then you see Freshman coming towards you and the team
>"Hey Mr. Anon?"
"What's up Freshman?"
>he looks away, embarrassed
>"I asked that girl, Sweetie Belle, to the dance... and she said no."
>not only do you hear him say this, most of the other guys did too
>you thought they would make fun of him, but instead the opposite happened
>there was a respectful silence for the kid
"Well... did she say why?"
>"She uh, she said that she was already going with her friends."
"Oh, well that's not that bad. Ask her to dance with you tonight and see what she says."
>he nods his head
>"Okay. Thanks Mr. Anon."
"Hey man, don't worry about it. And stop calling me mister Anon. It's just Anon."
>"Right, okay. I'll try."
>he scurries off
>>25638813
https://youtu.be/vWD7k6TrJ-g
>you get a weird look, then look towards the guys
"How do you even dance to this?"
>"I don't think you're supposed to.."
"Whatever.."
>one of the guys speaks up again
>"Anon, give us some advice on how to get-some tonight!!"
>a few cheers and 'yeah!'s go by
"Guys, I'm not some kinda pro a picking up women or anything.."
>"Bullshit! We saw you come in with Sunset!"
>a couple of freshmen walk over to you, bowing at your feet
>freshmen: "Bless us with your knowledge, Senpai."
>you pull them off of their knees
"C'mon guys, don't fucking bow at me. My date probably saw that..."
>seniors: "GET THE FUCK UP FRESHMAN, YOU HEARD HIM."
>the freshmen stand up, then salute you
>FACEPALM INTENSIFIES
>freshmen: "How do we achieve Sunset-tier dates, Anon?"
>you take your hand off of your face
"You can start by not saluting me, or doing anything weird like that for the rest of the night."
>commence de-salute
Brain: Just think of some obvious bullshit.
>with awaiting ears and eyes all around you, you softly say"She can't say 'yes' if you never ask."
>>25639084>"She can't say 'yes' if you never ask."
WHY
>>25639084
>from their reactions, one might have thought you had just cured cancer
>"HOLY SHIT. BRUH, HE'S RIGHT..."
>"Wait, so we should ask and just make them do it?"
>"No, you fucking idiot, he means that we'll never know if the girl wants to do it with us unless we sack up and ask them."
>"Oh, yeah, that's way less rapey.."
https://youtu.be/cyUJU9T1048
"Seriously though, what's up with these songs??"
>you look around and sure enough, most people are as confused as you are
>the DJ isn't doing anything
>nobody is dancing
>but the song continues
>you look over to the stage at the end of the gym; nothing there and curtains are closed
>then Celestia's voice comes over the speakers
>PC: "Welcome, students of CHS and guests."
>a light shines towards the stage, revealing Celestia walking up the side steps in front of the curtains
>she speaks into her microphone,
>PC: "I am very pleased to announce a surprise that I think you all will enjoy. As many of you know, the regional Battle of the Bands is being held later this month. After going through many auditions to see which band would represent this wonderful school, one was finally chosen. To kick things off tonight, I have asked this band to play a few songs for us before the DJ continues his set."
>as she says this, the curtain opens, revealing the dark, unlit stage behind her
>fog pours onto the stage from fog machines
"Hey, this looks like it might be cool..."
>PC: "Certain members from previous Battle of the Bands have come together to make one single band. Their band name shares our city's name. Ladies and gentlemen, representing CHS at the Battle of the Bands... "Canterlot"!!
>>25639084
"She can't say 'yes' if you never ask"
I have a similar saying
"She can't say 'no' if you never ask..."
>rape
>>25639497
https://youtu.be/M9otKKduwBM
>a fair amount of people applaud, including yourself
>Celestia walks off of the stage and the light goes off again
>you get closer to the stage, and see a few people's silhouettes
>one looks like Flash with a guitar
>but you can't make out the rest
>what you can see, however,
>is someone with a bass guitar, another electric guitarist, a drum set, and someone in front of a mic
>you hear a guy's voice over the speakers say, "Hey guys, tonight we have three of our original songs for you."
>that voice sounds familiar
>a single spotlight shines on the guy in front of the mic stand,
>it's Freshman, and he says, "Are you ready?"
>one of the football guys points and says, "Look, it's Freshman!"
>the crowd response was limited, but a few people cheer
>the atmospheric music fades down to nothing
>several lights pointed towards the stage turn on, fully revealing the band members, including Flash
>a head nod from the Freshman towards Flash, and Flash begins to play
https://youtu.be/ef65cLi1gpYReplace every instance of 'Boston' with 'Canterlot'
>as the instruments come together, Freshman starts singing,
>and he's pretty good, toopic
>Brawly Beats on drums, Thunderbass on bass, Flash and Valhallen on guitars, and the Freshman leading the vocals,
>the whole band is playing tighter than>virgin pussy
>your head knows no other response than to nod to the rhythm
"Holy hell, they're actually pretty good."
>one of the guys next to you, "You said it."
Page ten? Madness.
Holy fuck, this is still going?
I thought it was supposed to end a while back. I got some catching up now.
>>25641189
Oh boy you're in for a ride.
Literally.
I refuse to let it die
>>25640020
>some of the people who were hesitant to join in on the fun soon found themselves closer to the stage, enjoying themselves
>as the song ends, there is a moment of silence in the crowd
>which is then replaced by applause and cheering
>the smiles of the band members are wide and joyful
>Freshman: "That was our song, 'Rock 'n Roll Band'. 'Feelin Satisfied' is the next one."
https://youtu.be/uHU7EdyAYrg
>again, Flash plays an intro riff and the band follows along
>you feel a hand on your arm
>SS: "There you are!"
>she positions herself in front of you, facing the band like you are
>SS: "They're really good!"
"I know, Flash is killing that guitar!"
So C'mon! Now put your hands together!
Now C'mon. Put your hands together!
>at that point in the song, Sunset is the first to start clapping to the beat
>you join after her, and most everyone else follows after you
>you look down at Sunset
"Shit, if homecoming is always this awesome, I've been missing out for sure."
>SS: "It's usually pretty fun, but we've never had this before! Do you think they would let me sing in their band?"
>your mind pictures her singing in a rock band"One can only get so hard, Sunny."
>eventually the song ends to a roar of applause, cheering, and whistling
>Freshman: "Thanks everyone. Our last song is a slow song for the King and Queen dance."
>at this, most people make a big circle around the center of the gym
>Sunset turns and looks up at you
>SS: "Ready for our first slow dance?"
GN bois.
>>25642139
See ya latah Tard
Ker-BUMP!!
>>25642091
Don't fuck this up!
BUMB ONRNH
Boink!
I'm really hoping for some Buckethead right about now.
bumpethead
Bump
Bump, also r3tard i know ot has been a long story, but still u used to pump out up to 5 good parts of green per day, finish the story and your audience will be satisfied. You did well sofar dont leave us hanging now at the end
>>25564271
Feels incoming.
>>25649257
I wasn't ready for this level of feelz :(
>>25649257
>>25649257
>>25649257Tee. Fucking. Hee.
>>25650518
Greetings from bath house thread :^)
>>25650625
How's it going over there I haven't returned since midway through the first one
>>25650718
Insanebow's current based status: as fuck
>>25648672
R3tarD here on mobile. Whenever I have a day when I don't post, it's not because I'm being lazy; it's because life happens. I'm in the middle of moving and finals at the same time. If that isn't good enough for you, then you don't have to bump.
>>25651413
You heard the man!
FUCKING BUMP YOU TARDLINGS!!
TACTICAL BUMP INCOMING
>>25651413
Ok understandable, i will bump this shit until the end of all days
>>25652930
Bump package ready, tell us where you want it.
bippity pump
Bumperty
https://derpiboo.ru/1032615
>>25653245
Anywhere in this thread should suffice
>>25642091
"Hell yes, I am."
>she takes your hand as you both walk past the perimeter of the giant circle
>Vanhallen brings out his 12 string acoustic and plays this opening riff
>Sunset puts her arms around your neck and you place your hands slightly above her hips
>as you commence the slow dance, she follows your movements perfectly
>people all around, watching your every move
>but instead of feeling judgment in your actions, you feel a support from the onlookers
"Is it weird if we talk during this?"
>she shakes her head
>"Not at all, if you want to."
>she looks to you
>"What do you think, so far?"
"The dance? It's pretty good so far, but why isn't anyone else dancing?"
>"It's the King and Queen dance; only we are supposed to dance to this song. Everyone joins in afterwards."
"The King doth protest; it feels weird just being watched.."
>she shrugs
>"Yeah, it kinda does. But I can get into it; at least I'm dancing with you and not some other guy.."
"Hey, three cheers for that. Do we have the last dance as well?"
>"Nope, we can leave whenever we want."
>huh
"This dance has almost as much tradition as what the team does on game days."
>she scoffs
>"I don't know about that,"
>your about to respond, but camera flashes blind your eyes
>you squint your eyes in response
"Jeez, you'd think we'd runway models..."
>"You don't like pictures?"
"No, I just don't like being blind."
>"Quick; smile for the pictures!"
"I kinda want to mean-mug again.."
>she exhales
>"Please don't.."
>but it was far too late
>your fake death stares to the people taking pictures made some of them put the cameras down
"Too late."
>"..sometimes I hate you."
>you laugh, and she joins with you
>and at that very moment, Photo Finish snaps a picture of you too
>looking in each other's eyes, smiling with laughter
>Photo looks at the picture saved onto her camera and grins, "Perfect. That's a yearbook keeper for sure."
>>25656177
https://youtu.be/QooWldETrcM
is the song playing
>>25656177
>the song ends
>you let go of Sunset to join in clapping for the band
>the guys put down their instruments and walk to backstage, out of sight
>DJ takes over again
https://youtu.be/e2HSHHf37eQ
>the next song starts and Sunset pulls you in again
>you start slowly moving again
>look around, and now many more people are slow dancing as well
>the mutual smile ensues once again
>she puts her head on your chest for a moment, then pulls her head back to look at you again
>"Anon, there's something I want to tell you.."
"Okay. Go for it."
>still paying attention to her, you take a quick look towards the stage; waiting to congratulate Flash
>"It's just.. I'm sure if I should say this yet..."
"Uhh.. okay."
>she shakes her head, in hopes to shake off her doubt
>"Anon, I.."
>in what seemed like less than a second, Sunset is bumped out of your arms,
>only to be replaced with Trixie
>Trixie, now in your arms for the dance,
>T: "Don't mind if I bump in, do you?"
>it happened so fast that you had to shake your head and look again to make sure you weren't seeing things
>irritated,
"We were in the middle of something, Trixie."
>Sunset is standing off to your side, surprised,
>then seemingly disappointed
>SS: "No, it's okay. I'll.. just get some punch."
>and like that, she walks off
>as you see this, it hits you that Sunset might have said something important
>and now she's walking away..
>look back at Trixie,
>now you're very irritated
>she has an menacing smile
>T: "It's rude to not text a girl back, you know."
>>25656320
Just ignore her and go after Sunny? Oh wait, I get it. It's drama time.
>>25656320
Time for the first real crescendo in the symphony of Anon's evening. The orchestra was beginning to soften their music till is was calming, almost like it was lulling you into serenity, then they shock you with a sudden change. Tempo increase, to match the sudden speed of the thoughts running through Anon's head and his heart, from a mixture of both anxiety and excitement, keeping time. The volume increasing and the sharp precision of each note matching Anon's irritation. Somewhere in the music you hear sad notes coming from string instruments, like the sadness and regret from the way he felt in the vivid nightmare and the idea of losing Sunset. Let's watch and listen as the masterpiece continues.
>>25656320
I dont know why am i enjoying trixie's interuption, maybe because i'd fuck her and keep it as a secret from susnetshit im a horrible person
I think we need some sex machine by James Brown right about now, that or hot pants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjQ1i5V7qA
>>25656320
>>25656320
I'm really hoping she actually takes him through the portal to prove her story is true. Because I wanna see his reaction to being transformed.I hope he's a pegasus!
>>25657659
>Not wanting filly anon
>>25657680
Go back to your Fillyanon thread.
>>25656320
Oh boy here we go!
page 10 nope
>>25659389
Seriously? Less than 40 minutes between posts and it's already dangling on the 10th page!?
PaGe 9
>>25656320
>same song still playing
>T: "Especially if the girl sends you some, /private/ information."
>you want to go after Sunset,
>but you owe Trixie two dances from your promise..
>still,
>if she's going to be rude to Sunset, you'll not hold back on your sarcasm
"Trixie, what a /lovely/ surprise. Run out of other people to bother?">achievement unlocked: "Burn Notice"
>"No I haven't, because I have you here now."
>she pulls you a little closer
>"..and I /do/ look lovely, don't I?"
>you take a look, and she's wearing the same dress from the picture she sent you
"The dress looks familiar; except last time I saw it, it was half off of your body. How many other guys got that message?"
>she gets your burn and tries to not look angry
>"Why would you care? Plus, don't act like you haven't thought about it."
"Thought about what?"
>"Oh please, Anon. Let's not stand on ceremony. Your date, while I must is quite the catch, isn't your only option for what we'll call, the afterparty."
>your mind has a moment of weakness
>as irritating as she was, she still had those killer thighs..
Brain: Yeah, just drop everything you've built with Sunset...
>moment of weakness status: over
"I have a better idea. Don't interrupt Sunset when she's talking again."
>out of the corner of your eye, you see Flash and the band enter the dance floor
>song ends
>you need to get away from Trixie for now; you need time to think on how to handle this properly
>you let go of her
"I'm going to talk to my friends."
>"You still owe me one more dance; you promised!"
>you turn your head as you're already walking off
"I know."
>>25662178
>next song plays
https://youtu.be/oT3mCybbhf0
>you stop in mid stride as soon as the vocals
>swiftly look at the DJ
>he has a trollface>that motherfucker..
>you turn back and walk again towards Flash
>his wide grin tell you how he feels before he even says a word
>you do a secret handshake with Flash
"Flash, that fucking rocked!"
>"Man, I was so nervous at first but it worked out!"
"Hell yeah it did; you're practically /fishing/ for blowjobs at this point."
>he shrugs in disbelief
>"I don't know about that, man..."
>Octavia walks up to you two
>OM: "Hello Anon,"
>she turns to Flash
>OM: "Flash, you were absolutely amazing on stage.."
>you cheese pretty hard at Flash
>she hands Flash a small piece of paper
>OM: "I hope you don't mind if I give you my number?"
>Flash awkwardly takes the piece of paper
>FS: "Uhh, yeah that's fine."
>OM: "Would it be alright if my first guitar lesson is at my home?"
>realizing what she meant, you turn your head away and cover your mouth closed
>to keep from hollering
>FS: "Yeah, yeah that would be okay."
>Octavia has a great big smile
>OM: "Wonderful. May I ask for a dance?"
>he looks at you, then back to her
>FS: "Sure, I'll find you when I'm done talking."
>she walks away, pleased
>a few seconds go by and Flash looks at you
>"What just happened?"
"Honestly if I knew any music puns I would totally use one."
>you wrap and arm around his shoulder"You, my friend, are getting laid."
>>25662688
MOAR
I'm assuming the DJ isn't Vinyl Scratch, because I'm having a pretty hard time imagining her being such a dick.
What would you call this?
Hot carrot? Carrot dog? Something else?
"Dog" in this use refers to sausage, so I'm not sure that it should be included in the name.
Also, do you think the carrot would be boiled first and therefore soft, or raw and therefore crunchy? Because if it's raw, I don't think they'd call it "hot", and it probably wouldn't conform to the bun was well.
>>25665864
Off-topic m8, go to /b/
>>25665979
>off topic
>>>trash
>>25666026
whatever, the two boards are basically the same
>>25662688
Yesh, time to go back to Sunny Bunny.But then no drama
>>25665864
carrot-dogs are best crunchy.
>>25666254
Talking from experience?
Page 7 bump
>>25666485
A boiled carrot in a hot dog bun would be good with sauerkraut.
Page nine? What is this blasphemy?
>>25665979
Is it really so bad to have an actual topic of conversation while FR's away, instead of a constant stream of bumps?
>>25669247
Here here,
>>25669247
I don't know how to words. I've nearly failed every English class I've been in, and I can't hold s conversation for more then two minutes, if that.
>>25669247
Which pony would make the best mother?
>>25669247
eh, I guess I see your point
>>25669247
Who here thinks that it's possible to get high off of a fart?
>>25564271
I thought that was a large bag of shit.
>>25669492
Twilight, because she basically is one to Spike.
>>25662688
>out of your vision,
>Freshman walks out and is greeted by Sweetie Belle
>she is ecstatic over his performance and asks him all kinds of musical questions
>turns out she's really into singing as well
>he's a bit startled by her changed view of him, but readily accepts it and asks her to dance
>she, of course, accepts
>as you speak to Flash,
>you spot Freshman about to walk by, walking with Rarity's sister
>stop him
"Freshman, you're pretty damn good at singing. Where did those pipes come from?"
>"Oh, uh, I don't know. I kinda like singing every once in a while and Flash heard me one time.."
>Flash nods
>FS: "Yeah man, he's good."
>you feel a weird sense of pride for the kid
"Keep it up, Freshman."
>you see Sweetie Belle next to him
"I take it she wants to dance now?"
>he looks a little embarrassed as he checks her reaction before he says, "Uh yeah."
>Sweetie has been silent the entire time, but she looks irritated as she says, "You know he has a name, right?"
>it hits you that you don't actually know his name
>and after his performance, adding to the fact that he's getting the women now,
"Freshman, what's your name, kid?"
>"Rumble. I'm Rumble."
>the name rings a bell, though you don't remember why
"Why does that name sound familiar?"
>"I'm Thunderlane's little brother. I live at dad's place over here, but he's told me about you before."
>the light bulb above your head turns on as you remember Thunder talking about Rumble before
"Well, let's not repeat any of Thunder's stories, got it?"
>some of your shenanigans from the past need not be told
>"Y-yeah, of course."
>you pat his back
"From now on you are no longer Freshman, but rather, Rumble."
>as if most of the football team spawned around you before you said this,
>the guys who hear it say in unison, "Let it be so."
>he just looks at you wide-eyed, understanding his promotion
>then he grows a grin
>"Sweet."
>then walks off with Sweetie Belle
>maybe Freshman was a boss after all...
>>25671234
Welcome back
>>25671234
>as he walks off, you feel your mouth and throat being extremely dry
>you look to Flash
"I need something to drink; I'll be right back."
>one of the guys from the team speaks up
>"I'll get it for you, Anon."
"Are you sure?"
>"Seriously man; I got you."
>as much as you hated to admit it, being the football team's favorite had some advantages
"Well, okay. If you're sure.."
>the guy leaves and comes back with a cup full of punch
>"Here you go, Anon."
>you were so thirsty that you didn't even need to taste the punch
>you just needed to not be thirsty anymore
>you open up your throat and pour the contents of the cup right past your tongue
>as the cup is emptied, your throat has a familiar burn to it
>you begin to cough a little
"What is this??"
>the guy who got your drink starts to laugh
>"Can't handle your alcohol, Anon?"
>>25671589
Drunkfucktrixie/10
>>25671589
FUCK!!
Noticing some parallels between this and a story StrayAnon was writing. Both suffered head traumas. Both had to go to the hospital. Both took pain medication. And now both have consumed alcohol in conflict with said medication.
Hopefully FR doesn't stop writing after this Anon passes out.
PLEASE GOD NO!!
JHON CENA!!!!! BUMP!!!!
>>25674915
Im the only one bumpin'?
>>25675628
You're not alone, friendo.
page 8 bump
>>25669492
Fluttermom is everything my mother wasn't.
>>25671589
"I know it's alcohol! I handle alcohol fine, but I'm not supposed to drink with my pain meds!"
>the guys around you aren't laughing anymore
>instead they stop what their doing to try and help
>"Shit man, are you going to be okay?"
>you take a moment to stop coughing from the unexpected alcohol
"I... don't know. Gimme a minute and we'll see. If I get fucked up though..."
>"Don't worry man, we'll make sure you're okay. Sorry, Anon... I didn't know.."
"It's okay, man. I like to drink on occasion but I'm honestly not supposed to right now."
>"Bruh, we told you we were going to spike the punch.."
>you think on this
>and then you remembered that they indeed did tell you this
>flashback
>talking to seniors at lunch
>"No shame in going stag, too. Dance with more girls that way."
>another speaks up
>"And don't tell anyone but we're spiking the punch this year."
>real time
>fugg
"Okay, I'm going to hang here for a few minutes and we'll see how I feel. It wasn't /that/ much, so I should be okay."
>"Alright. Sorry again, man."
"It's cool, I forgot you guys were doing that. Speaking of which, how much liquor did you put in that?"
>"It's like half and half, man."
>facepalm
>a minute goes by and the effects still haven't hit
"Hey, wait a second. The teachers and administrators are here as well. How are you guys not going to get in trouble for spiking the drink?"
>he chuckles
>"We got a system going for this. All of us take turns waiting at the table as we serve whoever needs a drink. If one of us or someone cool comes by, we give them some of the spiked stuff. If a teacher or a tattle comes by, we give them the clean stuff. No one is the wiser."
>you think on this for a second
"Wow.. that's actually genius."
>>25677762
>a few minutes of talking go by
>then the alcohol hits you in mid conversation
"..then Rainbow dropped off a Camaro for me to drive all day today and..."
>you stop talking
>the senior is looking at you, waiting for you to finish the sentence
>"Hey buddy, you okay?"
>your vision wasn't spinning and your balance was alright
>but you could definitely feel the difference that the pain killers made
>which apparently made you far more susceptible to the effects of the drink
>you weren't fully aware of it>but your inhibitions flew right out of the window
"Actually, I feel /damn/ good!"
>the guys puts a hand on your shoulder
>"Maybe you should chill here for a little bit longer.."
"Nah man! I'm good!"
>you turn and walk towards the dancing
>throw your hands in the air and yell
"TIME TO DANCE WITH SOME LADIESSS!!"
>another senior walks up to the guy who gave you the drink
>"If he fucks up his chances with Sunset, it's your ass."
>"Fuck, I know.."
>>25677900
This is where the ream is RIP.
>>25677936
FUCK I meant dream
>>25677900
Ahh shit son
>>25677900
>next song
https://youtu.be/B1wOK9yGUYM
>usually you would contain yourself concerning things you weren't good at or acquainted with>things on this list: dancing
>but you're feeling far too good to care about being contained
>you step past the outer layer of people dancing, making your way to the middle of the crowd
>while doing so, your movements and gyrations become more and more animated
>it's not exactly pretty to look at, but the energy you're giving off is contagious
"Make way for the KING!"
>some people are noticing your out-of-character actions but set that aside due to the fun you're bringing
>in the middle of your dancing, Apple Bloom approaches you
>"Hey Anon? Can I ask you somethin'?"
>you look at herpic
"Aww look who looks adorable."
>you reach over and mess with her bow
>"Uhh, thanks?" she says, caught off guard by the compliment
"No problem; what's up?"
>"Can we talk for a second?"
>she wants to talk somewhere else, probably out of the range of prying ears
>but you're not paying attention enough to notice that
"Dance and talk."
>"Well, okay."
>she lightly dances in front of you as she speaks
>"See, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle both got asked to the dance, but I didn't. Am I doin' something wrong? Do I not look good enough to be asked out?"
>normally you would take more time to ponder a response to a question that held such severity and meaning
>but instead, you spit out,"'Okay?' Nope."
>>25678254
"'Okay?' Nope."
>she stops dancing immediately with a look of sadnesspic
>"W-what??"
"You look cute as hell! Way better than 'okay'!! I don't know why no one asked you, but it's not because you're ugly or anything. If I had to guess it might be because their scared of what Big Mac and Applejack would do if they hurt your feelings."
>upon hearing your full response, her sadness is replaced with happiness as she goes back to dancing
>"You really think so?"
"Hell yeah."
>"Well then do you think you could talk to Applejack and Big Mac about it? I don't need them to be flippin' out on anyone who asks me out."
>fuck it, why not?
"Sure, I can do that."
>she stops dancing to give you a hug
>"Thanks Anon. I can see why AJ still likes ya."
>wat
>you're about to hug her back when she says this
>instead you lightly grab her shoulders and put some separation between you two
"Wat?"
>realizing her mistake, her eyes widen
>"I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'."
>then you remember that AJ texted you while you were at the restaurant
>you had to talk to her anyway...
>"Uh, anyways... you smell like Mac on a Saturday night."
>you pop a grin, momentarily forgetting about Applejack"What, like the liquor he slams or the women he slams?"
>Applebloom immediately stops dancing and looks nauseous
>"I... /really/ didn't need to hear that..."
>>25678418
Vote time:
>Anon sees Fluttershy sitting down; alone. Does he
>ask her to dance?
or
>go find Sunset?
