>This nigga is flirting with your waifu
What can you possibly do?
>>25563192
Just ignore him like the beta I am.
>>25563192
>Cause /mischief/ to become the apple of his eye
>Break his heart
>????
>Profit!
I would have let him normally, until the last episode.
Why the fuck was he fucking with Twilight so bad? He acted like a cock for no reason and whined when he got his comeuppance.
Call him a smelly loser
>>25563192
flirt with him.
>>25563192
Back away from my waifu..... Or I'll punch you.
>>25563314
>Why the fuck was he fucking with Twilight so bad?
Because he's the god of mischief and disharmony?
>>25563314
He thinks Twilight a spoiled little shit so he fucks with her because she's close with Celestia.
Or just because Twilight a shit
>>25563440
Saitama no one is flirting with Genos.
Go away.
>>25563718
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>25563861
Shipping can be amusing sometimes.
>>25563192
<ignore it and secretly hope that he still cares for fluttershit>
>>25563314
Because twilight is worst pony by far?
>>25563192
Let him destroy his image on his own. By the 15 minute mark he'll be hated by the majority of the cast
>>25563192
Challange him, a bet.
>My soul if I lose.
>He leaves Fluttershy alone forever if I win.
He will likely make it a riddle, a loaded riddle filled with tricky wordplay, but I will study and sharpen my wit with logic games and reading, Twilight shall help me.
It may take months, even years of hard training, but I will beat that son of a bitch at his own game.
>>25564970
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
>>25565185
Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat, and it is never put with the wrong end in front.
>>25565215
They're both things I plan to fuck Fluttershy on.
>>25565321
fuck off cockweasel!
>>25565338
How did you know the answer to my next riddle?
>>25565397
well, I can't fuck off, my soul is yours, asshole.
>>25563314
>subjects his "friend" through a miserable ordeal to teach them a valuable lesson
>this isn't out of character for him, that's just how he shows his gratitude
Yeah, he was riding his 'Q-ness' pretty hard in that one. Only it made a lot less sense in-canon, considering how much more fallible Discord is to his Star Trek counterpart to be pulling such a dick move. If that lesson could somehow aid Twilight in the season finale, however, I think that motive could justify his shitty behavior. The time travel mention and Glimmer's cameo steered me into that train of thought.
>>25565413
Don't worry, I'll be sure to put it into something useful.
>>25565490
finally, a horse condom.
>>25565490
So I get to be a condom?
jesus.
>fluttercord
>dislestia
What a coincidence, the two worst ships of all time and they both involve discord
>>25565321
Discord is AM
I have no mouth and I must scream.
>Flirts with waifu.
>Not me.
>>25563192
Tell him you overheard Picard saying how much he missed him.
