The priest turns his eyes towards you.
>"Anon, you may now declare your vows to your betrothed, Sunset Shimmer."
Wat say?
>>25560765I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>25560765
Well, it depends. Am I a human or a pony in this scenario?
>>25560765
I don't need some space gods permission to marry my beloved. Your kind is responsible for the deaths of millions since your disgusting zombie worship began.
>>25560779
Whatever you want to be, anon.
Your imagination is the only limit.
>>25560788
Too obvious.
>>25560765
Priest, huh? What denomination? Is Sunset religious? Are we locked into having a priest specifically? Not a minister, rabbi, or justice of the peace? We can't have a voodoo wedding or have Celestia do the honours?
>shimmer
no thanks
it's an open bar though right?
"Fuck this shit. You ain't my waifu. I'm outta here."
Sure, why not? I only came in here to ask for directions, but Im not complaining
>>25560765No.
>>25560765
Yes because you're a sad faggot with nobody else to love.
>>25560765
I, Anon, take thee Applejack-
>>25560765Throw up on her.
>>25560928
Right in the nostalgia.
>>25560765
I was promised a two in one package. What the fuck is this?
>>25560928
Were they or were they not on a break?