>Oh my, Anon, is that all?
>I'm used to them being bigger than that.
And I'm used to you not being such a bitch!
I know, me too, but this is what the Large size is in Europe
>>25559543
And I'm used to a woman's vagina not taking up half of her body.
>>25559543
Alright, so that means you won't gag?
>>25559543
if you are talking about my wallet, you can kindly fuck off, you gold digging whore
>>25559595
>9595
Nice digits.
Check'd
>>25559543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg3JPU8_Qd8
>>25559543
>another anon has a small dick thread
>another eqg thread
oh the creativity
>>25559622
holy shit are you retarded?
it doesn't work like that you fucking retard
to get dubs, thr last 2 digits have to repeat
>>25559637
You might call these singles. Next I'll show you dubs.
>>25559543
>have 12" dick
>Sonata complaining about small balls
>>25559642
fuck off
>>25559669
Miss the trips by 3. Today isn't your day, Goku
>>25559674
I guess you could say I'm not GET-ting it today
>>25559634
>implying anything new or creative ever comes out of this shithole
>>25559543
Look, they didn't have jumbo marshmallows. Now are we still gonna make s'mores together or not?
>>25559694
that's your fault for not even trying to improve this "shithole"
>Tfw 5 and a half inches
>>25559758
>Tfw 6.2 inches
>>25559758
anything between 5-7" is normal, senpai.
>>25559768
Normal ain't good enough. :^)
>>25559543
They don't sell Tacos in pallets
>>25559543
No Sonata, we're not doing this. "Size shaming" is a shit fetish.
>>25559543
You don't see me complaining about your small tits
>>25560021
>Implying
>>25559832
this, desu senpai
>>25560028
>muh headcanon
>>25559694
And it's eqgfaggots' fault. They are killing this place.
>>25560407
Balls. The reason there are EqG faggots is because it was something new to talk about. Aside from the odd burst of fandum drama and 1 episode if you're lucky, what's left to discuss about this show? I love it, but it probably would have been better if it really did end at MMC.
>>25560827
>it's all horrible now, i hate it all
>still here
>>25559543
if you wanted a big taco, you should've bought it yourself.
>>25559543
Well yeah, you are a fucking slut. I didn't hire you to complain, start sucking.
>>25559689
>Comes to this thread.
>Sees this.
>Pic related.
You could have been so awesome..
>tfw have small dick
>tfw would gladly be sonatas beta boy
you wanna be alphas make me laff
>>25560827
You're not part of this fandom if you aren't a fan, that includes EQG. You can leave now.
>>25561540
EQG faggots should be gassed
>>25559543
Well I'm 7 inches
>>25560021
>>25560028
Flat-chest all the way, fellas
>>25562394
>flat chest
Faggot
>>25562394
This nigga knows whats up. Flat masterrace
>>25559543
That's why taco's are 3 for a dollar here. I told you this already.
>>25559543
Oh really? You mean from horseland? WHERE EVERYTHING IS A HORSE?
Not my fault this is your first human dick.
>>25559758
>TFW same size
I die a little inside every time I think about it...
>>25559758
hey at least you don't look like your genitals stopped growing when you were 10. I feel like I need to be semi-hard all the time just in case I get exposed somehow I don't look completely pathetic.
>>25559758
>>25562568
you're not alone, guys.
>>25559543
Well, its hard to find footlong hotdogs outside of vendors.
>>25562564
/thread
>>25562628
3 Inches bro. Get On My Level
>>25562540
>>25562394
muh niggas with top taste
>>25562394
>>25562540
>>25562752
>liking flat chests
It's like you like men or something
>>25562970
Seriously, this. What is it with faggots and liking girls with the bodies of 10yr old boys.
>>25559543
well, i'm not used to make tacos
this was the best i could do
>>25559758
>>25562568
>>25562628
>>25562704
Cheer up. You guys are porn starts next to these guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN5lgvuHr6Y
>>25561537
this desu
>>25563736
>desu
Fucking word filters are you kidding me? First it was kuck now its tb.h? What are we, /pol/?
>>25562970
Ass>TitsDick is alright too.
>>25560407
Mmmmmm......no. It's the Muh good ol' days fags that hate new things that keeps us from ever making anything fresh.
>>25559543
Do Hippocampi have horse dicks or fish dicks?
>>25562564
Green about Sonata's first time seeing Human dick?
"What? What's the biggest dick you have seen?"
>"A Foot long."
"....Sonata, do we have to go over how this is HUMAN LAND and not HORSE LAND, WHERE EVERYTHING IS HUNG?"
>>25559543
What the hell are you on about? They're bigger than yours.
>>25559543
wait until you put your hands on it. ;)
>>25559543
Yeah the hamburgers here are tiny
But you have to try them their fantastic
>>25564907
>Sonata goes to Europe after being in Burgerland all her life.
>>25559543
I gave you a shitty tip, because you're a shitty server. I'm not tipping based office of how pretty you are.
>>25564995
>Tipping
what are you, American?
>>25559543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zret7O8YoU
>>25559543
Mfw I am a 8 inch long guy but is a pale as fuck, shy, skeletor beta
>>25561537
how much of a fag do you have to be to do thisme too
>>25565239
god, all you beta fags make me sick.
>>25563805
Monkey
>>25565422
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
Man fuck. i really have no idea how big I am. Like floppy noodle it's super small, but then usually it's like meh then hard I'm like eh meh . Fuck If I know I haven't measured it properly
>>25565984
I thought I was on /a/, because /a/ stands for Alpha.
