>I-it all just happened so fast, Anon. It was only an accident, but I'm still the one responsible! Starlight just charged right at me, I just tried to just push her out of the way but she landed right in that magic power cable and... and... I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS ANYMORE! I can still hear her scream! I don't DESERVE to be called the Princess of Friendship! What do I do, Anon?!
>>25554721
Lets go bowling.
Suicide is always an option
>>25554721
Follow my instructions.
Press gently to forehead and gently squeeze trigger until a pop sound. If you hear nothing afterwards, you've done it right.
>>25554721
Wait, Starlight Glimmer is dead?!
Excuse me a minute, I have to organize a parade. By the way, do you still have her corpse? I want the parade to march right over it.
>>25554721
>I see, you deny your magic it's true purpose
>>25554750
>Forehead
>Not back of the ear
Do you even suicide?
>>25554721
Don't worry Twilight, people will assume PRINCESS Twilight killed Glitter.
If you don't have those pesky appendages you won't be a princess anymore. It's foolproof!
>>25554800
Was waiting for a comment dumb enough to post this.
>>25554721
>WHAT DO I DO ANON!?!?!?1?!?!?!
sharpie in pooper
I luckily just borrowed helium tank from Pinkie.
You can use it.
>>25554736
Underrated post
>>25554721
Good. You are not going to be a princess after a finale.
>>25554721
I'm very disappointed in you. you should have killed spike instead.
>>25556297
You still believe that?
>>25554736
BIG EQUESTRIAN TEETEES
