You open the door to your bedroom and see this.
> Wat do
>>25547126
>>25547126
"Get out! I'm meant to be a wizard!"
>>25547134
this desu.
>>25547126
>>25547126
>Rape
>>25547126
Stick my dick in her.
EQG is shit, but I would fuck her of course.
>>25547134
You whipping it out is entirely of your own volition, homie.
>>25547134
This
>>25547126
wonder how the fuck she got a stand, how she got in my house, and how she's in this universe
>>25547134
Let me get this straight. If I become a wizard in this world, will I be a unicorn when I arrive to Equestria?
>>25547126
I strip down and take the initiative, crawling on top of her and sharing a kiss. I then follow up with a trail of kisses along her neck whilst grinding my dick between her asscheeks. After some prodding at her entrance, I'd start fucking her whilst assisting her to take her clothes off. As the fucking gets more hard-hitting, I'd cup her tits in my hands, resting myself on top of her as I'd drive her in to the mattress with my thrusts, continuing to kiss to the point she's a slobbering, wet mess.We'd have a fun time and would enjoy raising kids together.
>Turn and push
>>25547184
EqG may be shit, but a Ponk is always worth it.
>>25547126
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>25547126
Why did you shit on my bed, Pinkie.
>>25547126
I see I'm getting dessert early today. I must have been a VERY good boy.And it's almost my birthday, too. Yay!
Run my nose up and down that lovely buttcrack
>you will never breed with Pinkie
>>25547126
sauce
Ever since /trash/ appeared there's been a massive decline in green on here.
I just want a story about having a loving and/or sexual relationship with the magically-appearing Pinkie Pie.
>>25547126
I NEED THE SAUCE OP.
>you will never party in Pinkie's asshole
>>25547126
call op a faggot unless he gives a full source
Unzip dick and rub it on her feet.
Y'all got no hooves!
>>25547126
Slam my dick in the door.
>>25547126
Is this a crop edit from a nude edit?
Can someone give the source to the original, because reverse search doesn't do much.
>>25547126
"It's okay," Pinkie cooed, bent over your bed and raising her rear to you. Her hips gave a small shake as she reached back and let her fingers move beneath her skirt. "I thought you could use some fun to liven up your day, silly," she teased as her thumbs slipped into the sides of her panties and gave them a push down. Slowly, her hands slid the soft fabric from her rump and let it reveal her soft skin beneath. Her motions stopped, leaving the underwear resting just below her bared cheeks as she giggled softly. "I would stop here, but I bet you really want to work that party popper~" she whispered lustily as her fingers shoved her panties further down. As she did, the cotton fabric moved down her thighs and gave that lovely glimpse of her glistening folds between her legs. The moment her undergarment met her ankles, she took a step and drew one leg free from them, letting the useless cloth hang around one foot. A small part of her legs and suddenly everything much clearer as she propped herself up on her elbows. "Well? Let's get this party started," she said, shaking her rear and giving a wink over her shoulder.
>>25547126
Nothing, non-mares can no longer make me hard
>>25548055
bruh
>>25548055
call the police
>>25548055
Welp time for sex
>>25548190
>ones helps me suck my dick
>>25548217
Yeah, she sits on his back to push him down enough so her can perform auto-fellatio.
>>25548190
get off 4chan, Skwisgaar
>>25548055
>"I would stop here, but I bet you really want to work that party popper~"
>party popper
I read it as party pooper. Sensible keks were had.
>>25548339
>tfw I thought it was "party pooper" the whole time
>>25547126
>unzip vagoo
>>25548356
>>25548339
Well... she does have one
>>25547408
>>25547489
>>25547569
>>25548011
Found it
>https://derpiboo.ru/1030051?scope=scpe9f7b59a886585228f291b31937cd27137aba5df2
>>25548362
I want to pump Ponk's plump pretty pink party pooper.With no lube.
>>25548367
noice
>try unbuckling my belt, and immediately cum insidemy pants
>stunned silence for a few long moments. I start choking back tears upon her reaction
>I drop down on my knees, and beg her to at least let me eat out her ass, when she tries pulling her panties back up
>finger her lady bits while I'm at it, even in knowing this practice will never be utilized again
>later recount the rimjob I gave her as my 'first kiss', while leaving almost every true detail either out or completely exaggerated
>>25547126
Scream " CAAAAAPSKYYY!"
Impregnation green?
>>25547126
Green of FWB EQG Pinkie when?
>>25548503
Finally, some greens I can really relate to.
>>25547939
>only post out of 55 to say this shit
Fucking /mlp/ sure is normie now, isn't it?
>>25547126
>Pinkie was a total bareback addict, you'd found out. The good way.
>Of course, that was after she found out your parents were anti-vaxxer nutcases and you'd had the mumps freshman year of high school
>bye-bye, sperm production, hello blanks for life
>You'd been incredibly depressed about having a sex life after that, because Mom and Dad had jammed the ol' "Sex is for babymakers" into your skull along with the whole vaccine bullshit bit.
>Leave it to Badonkaponk to turn your frown upside down on the whole thing
>She made it her purpose sophomore year to get you to stop loathing your "ruined manhood" and enjoy it for the guilt-free pleasures it was meant for
>And then she made your sweet 16 the best night of your life when you lost your virginity
>To your utter surprise, it was her first time "all the way" because she was as nervous about pregnancy as you'd been about shooting blanks
>You've been shameless lovers ever since, and the low-stress and high-hormones make for many nights like this one
>>25547219
The voice is in my head ohmygodmakeitstop.
>>25547126
>rape
>>25548962
>first, you always say hello
>getting at her ear and nibbling on it while the strawberry-milky scent of her conditioner tickles your nose
>fooling around with her lovely swinging tits (which lose the bra the second she gets home)
>she can always tell the rest of you is saying hello when it pokes her in one of those curvy asscheeks of hers
>"I've been saving myself!", she giggles. "For Nonny's Special Sweetie Piece-a Pie!"
>The pants come off before she ends up staining them, because you're going to cuddle this Ponk with no survivors.
>And just like that, you're the big spoon and the two of you are joined at the hips, making out while your cock swims in her hot pink sea
>>25549064
>you play with every toy in Pinkie's box, including the box she's got your cock locked in
>her ears, which she's managed to find a candy-striped earring set made with real candy to slip in
>you share the pepperminty breath fresheners between your tongues
>her amazingly oversized nipples, definitely growers rather than showers
>breast massages are apparently just the right thing after having those shoved in a boob cage all day, and she squeaks if you play with both of them and bottom out at the same time
>Spike has been known to come looking for chew toys after you've been to second base for a while, though thankfully not since that freaky thing at Crystal Prep
>And the actual sex? It's like she's cuddling your dick while you're cuddling the rest of her. Sweeter than the entire bake shop she works at with the Cakes.
>you spend a lazy hour or so slowly fucking and talking and squeaking with Pinkie after that bent-over invitation of hers
>>25549156
>Finally, she guides your hands down to the bubblegum bubble of her clit, which is more than ready for the finale
>"Time for ~deserrrrrt~, she rolls like chocolate syrup over your tongue, and you sandwich her slickness between your fingers and the hard shaft that's buried in Mount Mount-Me-Now (and no, you don't get to know what she named my dick, I Pinkie Pervy Promised)
>she's wiggling her ass like a champion twerker just to keep cock and fingers hitting all the right spots, and it's magical
>and the bright flash and squeal means she just came
>so does the extra two feet of hair that's now brushing you with silky-smooth strands
>and the extra pair of ears
>and you watch with great amusement as the sheets are covered in magical sparklies and a little Pinkie Juice as she locks you between those chubby thighs of hers and milks that spurting manhood till it has to be sloshing
>it's never "just an orgasm" with Pinkie like this
>there's that warm magical happy stuff going on
>and you always feel better than when you started as the ol' love batteries swing to full charge
>but it always leaves her a fluffy puddle at your mercy
>you press the brutal assault cuddle without mercy and keep going, the hot stew of your semen and Pinkie's juices making the second ride noiser and slipperier than the first
>Pinkie -loves- "seconds"
>five minutes later, another Piegasm sets you off again and loosens her up enough for the sheets to get sticky with a double helping of cum
>Shower, washer, eventually
>You're too happy to keep as much of the warm double load in as possible while a dazed Pinkie is sucking gods-knows-what off your fingers, one at a time.
>The "m-m-mmm" makes you giggle, cause it tickles
>the giggles make you wiggle
>the wiggles make the Pinkie twitch-a-twich
>and the twitching makes funny slurpy squishy noises come from your crotches
>which make you both giggle
>cycle repeats until you're finally limp enough for cock and cum to escape
>the shower awaits!
>>25549351
>the only drawback to having a magical girl for a lover is the long hair
>which you both ended up making a sweaty cum mop
>and you don't want to know what happens if it's like that when the magic fades
>Industrial-sized Mane N Tail bottle gets a workout
>sheets get hampered
>bed gets made
>Pinkie gets snuggles
>Life is very goodAnd how the hell were you both to know that magical girl sex regenerates testicular injuries? Good thing magical girls also apparently can't get pregnant, right? A year's worth of Pie-fucking confirmed THAT.
>Give it a few years, and you're so marrying your highschool sweetheart. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye...Foreeeever.
>>25549413
Great story. Loved it. You have a pastebin or something, for future reference?
>>25547126
Cum inside
>>25547219
He looks kinda like a dick with stick arms and tiny balls.
>>25547263
>>25548396
These honestly
I'd walk up to her, rub my cock across her ass-cheeks, then violently grab her head and force my cock down her throat, I'd hold on as long as I could, I would face fuck her for as long as possible, so I'd pull out and rub my cock againts her cheeks just so I don't climax instantly.
Then I would climax deeply into her throat and mouth, then I'd start fucking her mouth again and again until I was absolutely drained.
I'd make her beg, to make her climax in some way.
Sorry Ponk, but your mouth is much warmer and prettier than your disgusting vagina.
>>25549413
I'm not sure what you were trying to achieve in this, really. Cringe? Arousal? Comedy?
Maybe all three
>>25551792
Bad idea. It doesn't mix well at all.
>>25547126
time to feel those soft pink buttcheeks on my groin.
>>25547126
Get on the floor.Do the dinosaur
Wewlad
>>25548710
Fucking this.
>>25547394
>tfw pinkie estrus remains an unexplored, ethereal concept
>>25547126
>>25547126
tell her she isn't an anime girl and I have no interest in her.
>>25556122
Why don't you just cut your dick off and start your hormone treatments already, faggot.
>>25556140
>being this triggered by anime
>>25556122
>>25556156
Why are you even on the horse board then, there are some dozen or so boards for your chinese cartoons.
>>25556194
because I like pone? OP asked what I would do and I responded with how I would react.
>>25556140
>>25547126
> Wat do
pic relatedonly if she wants it, though
>>25556210
seriously, this board has a major persecution/victim complex when it comes to anime.
