>Oh Anon
>What is that?
>>25546828
Aesthetics brah, you mirin?
>>25546828
a lifesize cardboard cutout
I dunno, I've never seen one before in my life.
>>25546828
My new boyfriend, he name is richard. You can leave now book horse
>>25546828
I know horse dongs look different from human ones, but they're similar enough that I'm pretty sure Twi would get the gist of what it was.
>>25546844
He will never be your brah.
>>25546927
Why do you do this Anon?
>>25546828
NANOMACHINES, SON
>>25546952
I don't know.
>>25546828
Wonder when the cut vs uncut shit will start flyin.
>>25546989
I think it would be sheath or no-sheath shitposting in this case
>>25547261
Isn't the terms, normal vs disgusting space slug?
>>25547310
I like my foreskin, it's warm and fun to idly play with as you scroll through web pages.
>>25547334
You could also just, you know, play with your dick. Cut out the middleman, if you will.
>>25547344
That's not as theraupitc, though
>>25547310
No, it's normal vs genital mutilation.
>>25546989
I hope you're happy now.
>>25547358
Does a dick have to be therapeutic? I piss and I come. I have happy times when its rubbed and bad times when its hit. What more do you need a dick for? I sure as hell don't tell it bed time stories.
>>25546828
It's a birthmark.
>>25547402
>I sure as hell don't tell it bed time stories.
Monster
>>25547374
>hope you're happy now
>mfw
>>25547402
How is idly playing with it telling it bed time stories?
With that analogy you might as well compare popping bubble wrap to gay sex.
>>25547431
I'm gay as fuck then.
>>25547402
I tell my dick bed time stories in the form of pictures in my head and then he gets excited so I strangle him until he vomits the white goop
>>25547402
>tell it bed time stories.
This has to be the sequel to pic related. I can imagine Anon trying to tell his dick "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey" and Gilbert Gottfried is interrupting every couple of seconds.
>>25547502
>Every time Anon has sex, Gilboner Gottseed screams in pain, but nobody can hear it inside the mare
>>25547535
>The vibrations of its screaming from inside stimulates the mare even further
>>25547557
>Gilboner suffocated six months ago after a six hour marathon with the sisters, but since he suffered from Rigor Mortis everybody just thinks he and Anon are too horny to make smart remarks.
>>25547581
>Gilboner dies by literally drowning in pussy
Speaking of which, would he decompose as a separate entity since Anon would still be alive? How traumatizing that would be having your dick decay while you stayed living.
>>25547581
>Once the rigor mortis wore off, Anon couldn't get hard anymore.
>He decided to have Gilboner stuffed.
>>25547626
Didn't that happen with those freak Siamese twins? One of them died and spread his decaying cells to the other?
