>"Oh look, girls, ANOTHER HUMAN!"
>"Really?! We like just sent the last one back home!"
>"Tarnation, he's probably gonna try and be friends with us like all the others."
>"Or try and have a relationship with one of us."
>"Or he's gonna wanna educate us on his world, like we don't already know everything now."
>"I CAN'T TAKE THIS IMBALANCE OF SUPER BEST PONY FRIENDS TO SUPER BEST ALIEN FRIENDS!! I WON'T DO IT!"
>"Relax girls, we'll just have to tell this one we aren't interested in befriending his kind anymore, and to leave us be with our own lives... "
>>25541935
>Humans are forced to live on the outskirts of Equestrian towns and cities
>Ponies really just don't want anything to do with them but can't figure out how to send them back
>>25541935
This is very out of character.
Jokes on you OP, I always account for never being the first to anything. Especially being a human in equestria.
>>25541935
>implying I want to do anything but get back home to my family
Nice place but I wouldn't want to live there.
>>25541935
> get to live innawoods with no human contact ever
> make my own log cabin
> just living off the land
> occasionally maybe, pick up a library book
Is this heaven?
>>25541935
>Even if you are not the first Anon to enter Equestria, the main 6 would willingly pass up an opportunity for friendship
Pretty low quality b8 you got there, sempai.
>>25542072
It might make sense coming from Applejack or Rarity since they're busy, or from Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy since they're not always eager to socialize with strangers, but Twilight or Pinkie refusing to befriend someone without even trying? Not a chance.
>Overhearing what they said, you already know you're not welcomed
>But this is a once in a lifetime chance to actually do anything with these ponies
>You just gotta play it cool and maybe they'll open their hearts to you later
H-hi?
>"Look! It's trying to communicate with us already! Quick everypony, cut off any social interaction with it!"
>All of them turn away from you, eyes closed and head up high
>You just sigh, knowing it was a useless attempt
>Tears start to form at the corner of your eyes
>These ponies are no different from the humans back on Earth
G-girls, p-please. I just want some friends, that's all....
>Still no response from anyone, not even a sign of movement
>You clench a fist and start to get angry
If that's how its going to be, then I'll just fuckin leave. Fuck all of you, you're all the same
>Turning away, you walk into the everfree forest with your mixed emotions of sadness and anger
>No matter where you are, you're destined to be alone
>Over 7 billion people on Earth and no one wants to be your friend
>Just 5 minutes in Equestria and already the "Elements of Harmony" reject you
>Even the Princess of Friendship wants nothing to do with you
>You lie down with nothing but thoughts about your shitty existence as you cry yourself to sleep
Would just get my hands on some armor and a sword train in the everfree and go adventuring throughout the land at that point.
Pic related is what I'd have made
>>25541935
>stand tall against them
"I have no need for your friendship, all I ask for is a Sword that fits me, and I will be on my way"
>get sword
>live in the Everfree, dealing with the monsters as training for the real fight
>eventually come back into town, watch OOC horses spite me for no reason
>sit in the center of town and wait for a major threat of some sort (think bugbear)
>kill it outright, no mercy, no redemption
>ponies look on in horror
"You turned your backs on me, a peaceful alien, why should I not turn my back on a monster attempting to destroy you?"
>>25542172
Thus begins the adventures of the most beta knight ever.
>>25542195
I was hoping to give off more of an "edgy teen" vibe, but that's good enough
![[20 YEARS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iTAzzWp.jpg "[20 YEARS].jpg")
>>25542172
SO BAD
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>>25542265
shit green for a shit prompt, clearly that's what OP wanted.
It's cool.
I'll just be the first human super villain.
You'll be wishing I wanted to cuddle and befriend you fucker when I'm done.
I-It's not l-like I wanted to be your friends anyway!
ha...hahaha...*sniffle* hahahaha
>>25541935
You guys are gonna regret this.
>You are B. Anon
>One of 6 Humans in equestrian
>Upside is no has claimed your waifu and the other anons aren't complete neckbeards
>But turns out equestria is Extremely xenophobic
>How Xenophobic you ask yourself?
>Well within 5 minutes of your arrival the ponies have began running and screaming for celestia
>5 minutes after that applejack is on your tail trying to hogtie you after the mane 6 separated you from the other anons
>an hour after that you are currently in the everfree alone with the mane 6 and a few royal guards after you
>Brain What Do?
>>25542172
>sit in the center of town and wait for a major threat of some sort (think bugbear)
>kill it outright, no mercy, no redemption
>ponies look on in horror
"It's not like I like you, b-baka."
>>25541935
"I want to be here as much as you want me to. Just let me go through the mirror and it solves both of our issues"
EqG here I come....
>>25542165
>>25542033
>Be GLORIOUS RUSSIAN NOBELMAN IVANOV
>You were of disposing the filthy seljuks
>Suddenly arrows are blocking sun and you were blocking arrows from hitting body
>Then see baby squire running from battle
>you were yellings at filthy orphan squire and how he will not get any bread tonight when suddenly sneaky suljuk come and stab you in back
>You thinks that you were in heaven to sing in glorious heaven choir, only reason you become knight
>when suddenly
>"Oh look, girls, ANOTHER HUMAN!"
"GAAH TALKING COLOUR HORSES, How you do this?"
>"Really!? We like just sent the last one back home"
"TALKING BABY HORSE!!!"
>They all turn to you
"How are you of talkings like man, I used to ride glorious white steed Rasmitov, But he was not of talkings when he was little, or big"
>>25542495
And then you enter the EqG world as a mutant colored horse since you were human in Equestria. They think there is something incredibly wrong with you due to your weird appearance and do you the mercy of putting you down to end your suffering.
>>25542535
more
>>25542018
Hi, welcome to a shitty /mlp/ Anon in Equestria prompt thread, you must be new here.
I cannot find any armor pics in folder sadly
>>25542535
>"You ride Horses, That's impossible as if anypony in their right mind would ever let a human touch then"
>the white horned Baby horse laughs at you
"But Horses are stupid and know not how to read, also is this heaven holy man spoke off? where is choir?"
>"This isn't heaven bucko and the pegasi barber quartet just left town"
>orange Baby horse with tiny strange hat is shaking of heads after putting hoof on face
"Ah I see, Then I will be of goings now for I must be of findings my way back to battlefield to dispose of filthy seljuks"
>"Really you won't try to befriend or try to get in a relationship with us?"
>Ugly Purple Baby horse with wings and horn looks very confused
"Da, I am already married man and Must be of goings back to wife before little Ivanov is born"
>"Ah I see then I'll just send you back home then"
>The Purple horse Horns starts glowing
>This is evil Devil sorcery, Purple Baby horse must be serving devil and must be DISPOSED!!!!
>You raise your sword and shield and began charging at the Purple Witch
"WITCHCRAFT!!!!"
>"What the"
> you see Glorious heavenly light surround Purple witch horse
>suddenly purple Witchcraft Horse is gone
>You cheer and thank god for smiting witch horse
>"Wha-what was that for"
>You turn around and see Purple witch still standing but she is breathing heavily
>Purple witch horse Horns is of glowing and she is angrier than wife when bring Rasmitov in house and almost as scary with blasphemous horn
"This is suljuk Black magic Holy man spoke off!!"
>You raise your sword and shield again to face Witch horse when suddenly other baby horses stands in front of her
>You are outnumbered Against Witch horses Slaves you must runs for you do not want to be of hurting innocent baby horses
"I will free you from curse baby horse but I need Holy man for this!!"
>>25542734
But horses are stupid and cannot be of talkings with man?
For got to change that
>>25542535
>>25542734
>>25541935
>Walk slowly up to purple smart leader horse
>Bitch smack her so hard it sends her falling over
>Watch the tears well up in her eyes
>All the other ponies cower in fear now
"Now, if youre done with your warm welcome, I'd like to ask you one question....""CAN YA SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN"
>>25542746
you choose which one Ivanov will meet first, I'm going to bed
>>25541935
"Befriend? No, I'm just looking for a place to live."
>Pinkie speaks up
>"But everypony in Ponyville is friends!"
"I'm no pony. I just want to live here quietly without bothering anyone. Is that too much to ask?"
>Twilight responds
>"Well, it may be strange to say this as a princess of friendship, but I agree to your terms. But remember, human, one mistake and we want you gone"
-one week passes-
>anon has a small brick house on the less developed half of town, decently far from any other building. He leaves the ponies alone, except for odd jobs to pay for food.
>he sits inside, near the fireplace
"Finally, peace... they will never find me all the way out here"
>just then, he hears a knock on the door
>"HEY FAGGOT, YOU GOT ANY FOOD?"
"Crap."
>you didn't want to deal with him so soon
![Manga_Cover_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/876quEu.jpg "Manga_Cover_1[1].jpg")
>>25541935
Why does this premise remind me of Shield Hero?
>>25541989
>District 9 in equestria
>>25542450
Climb a tree and wait
>>25542936
>"RETREAT! RETREAT! SAY AGAIN, FALL BACK, THE HUMAN HAS CRAFTED A BODYSUIT IMPERVIOUS TO MAGIC ATTACK"
>'Awww where you guys goin? I JUST WANNA PLAY.'
>>25542970
so good
>>25541935
what about green where Anon has to pick up the pieces after the last human came through who just fucked up everything. He has to gain their trust. possibly one of the girls was with the first, who now doesn't trust anon at all
More Russian Anon! I need it!
>>25541935
>high pitch girly scream
"TALKING FUCKING HORSES!"
>runs for the hills
>"ah'll round this one up, you got the last one"
>>25541935
Pinkie looks fucking ferocious.
>>25542156
God anon you're such a puss. No wonder no one wants to be your friend.
>>25542033
>Ted Kaczynski in Equestria
>>25542156
>>25542535
>>25542734
>>25542495
>>25542758
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>>25543383
OP here.
I like what I see, guys.
BUMP DUMP FOR POTENTIAL
