>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>25361214
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
>>25539048
Hopefully the writefags are no longer occupied with their games now.
>>25539056
H-haha, yeah... Sure...
Yeeeah, work that grill baby.
Ascend my children. Be one with the pony domain.
>>25539507
Some day... I feel like the origin and reason for this dolphin is going to catch us all of guard, and have everything about it be revealed in a multi-part story of far bigger epic proportions than anyone could ever expect...
>>25539056
Okay... I think I kind of, but not really, found a source of focus for my ability to write. I'm just gonna scull the fuck out of some Milo, and we'll see if I can get a god damn story out this thread.
>>25539056
What's a Flutterrape?
This thread is pathetically slow these days, but I don't want it to die so I wrote a short story.
>day same as yesterday, tomorrow and forever
>be Fluttershy
>get up, shit twinkies, shower in rainbows, shave
>go to anons house
>at exactly 6:30, knock on door
>he answers
>"Fluttershit. Why is your face shaved?" he deadpans
"What do you mean? I do this every day, Anon. It's a part of our routine"
>he stares at you with bloodshot eyes, not blinking or breathing for a solid five seconds
>a line of drool cascades down from the corner of the casual frown on his slack mouth
>magnificent
>you get a little wet
>he slams the door in your face
>next day, same as yesterday, same as tomorrow
>get up, shit twinkies, shower in rainbows, shave
>arrive at anons house
>6:30
>knock on door
>"Shitterfly. Why is your head shaved?" he drones
"What do you mean? I do this every day, Anon. It's a part of our routine"
>he stares at you with dead eyes, frozen like a statue for about 5 seconds
>a string of drool dangles from the corner of the etched frown on his stiff mouth
>oh baby
>you'd like to catch it in your mouth and
>he slams the door in your face
1/4
>>25541534
>next day, just like the last one, same as the first
>get up, shit twinkies, shower in rainbows, shave
>6:30, knocking on anons door
>"Stinker Sty. Why the hell did you shave your neck?"
"What do you mean? I do this every day, Anon. It's a part of our routine.And you should try it sometime."
>His thousand yard stare matches the one yard strand of drool yoyo-ing up and down from the corner of his rigid scowl
>The door slams
>day tomorrow, yesterday, today, forever, never
>get up, shit twinkies, shower in rainbows, shave
>door:30
>"Pinker Sly. Why in the name of Luna's blue ghost is your front half shaved?"
>you notice that you are in fact quite a bit pinker without the yellow coat on your front half
"What do you mean? I do this every day, Anon. It's a part of our routine"
>Somehow you can tell that even though his eyes are open, he isn’t really seeing
>The way his mouth hangs open like that with his head slightly canted to the side, it’s almost like he’s about to say something
>but all that comes is a slow rivulet of drool poking its head out like a shy little critter
>d’aww
>door.webm
2/4
>>25541548
>day day
>get up, shit twinkies, shower in rainbows, shave
>time, place, action
>”My door mat...”
"What do you mean? I do this every day, Anon. It's a part of our routine"
>”But I didn’t even- you know what, forget it. Just get your disgusting shaved animal butt off of my property!”
>He spins you around with a broomstick and kicks you right in your cooch hard enough to launch you to the street
>his foot touched your no no parts, teehee!
>before the sound of his door slamming echoes down the street you think you hear him muttering something about burning shoes
>day if you were the sun, it would always be light out and from the day you were born there would only be one day, the first and last day, and all days would be THE day
>be anon
>and today better be THE day
>shit shit into a toilet
>shower with soap and waterwhat the fuck else would you shower with
>shave your face, because that’s where the hair always grows and where it never belongs
>any minute now that worthless harlot of a horse will sully your doorstep with her wretched shaved ass. You just know it!
>no amount of cleaning will ever make that doorstep right, and this harassment needs to stop
>what the fuck is she going to do now that she’s out of hair to shave anyway?
>it’s not even a fetish guess any more
>it’s nothing but a sick little taint she injects into the start of each and every one of your days
>before you can reflect further you hear something vile molesting your door
>you rocket down the stairs and kick your door open forcing it to swing the wrong way and shattering the door frame
3/4
>>25541571
>before you sits a shaved horse with a strange look in its eyes
“Listen here you little shit! I’m sick of having my mornings ruined by your fairy horse faggotry! Go find another horse to fuck out in a stable or zoo or the forest or wherever it is you hay-munching cart-pulling six-limbed insects migrate for the winter!”
>She simply stares at you, deeply and long.
>it’s a bit unnerving
>”G-get the fuck out of here shitter pie!”
>She stares at your eyes, her own pupils widening until the iris is no longer visible
>Wait, you’ve heard of this! This is her secret stare weapon!
>But you won’t lose.
>All of your hate is concentrated into one single powerful counter-stare
>She recoils from the shock and begins to bounce up and down
>The veins pop out on your neck
>She begins to vibrate
>Your pants rip, how embarrassing
>She vibrates faster
>Your teeth clench
>Her cunt clenches
>Your hair stands on end
>She has no hair with which to stand on end
>Hairs form from her pink flesh and stand up
>Your toes curl with effort
>Her mane curls
>The physical manifestation of your stares can be seen in the form of red beams battling against blue beams
>You think about the time she took your pet dog and “trained” it
>Your RAGE limit breaks!
>She’s thrown back by the blast, smoking from the impact
>At last! Sweating profusely, you realize that you’ve beaten her at her strongest and she’ll have to leave you alone now
>”Wowie zowie, you sure pack quite a powie!” says the blue eyed pink mare bouncing up from the crater, her mane all a-frizz
>You’re no longer angry, just confused
>your beam battle seems to have turned Fluttershy into Pinkie Pie
>She lowers her eyelids to half-mast and in a sultry subdued tone, “Now how about you give my pink a little plowie~”
>why, boner?
>She pulls a bounce house out of nowhere and you both start having bouncy sex for days
>You ended up fucking a horse, but at least you aren’t Fucking Fluttershy
>r-right?
4
Bamp
It's been a while,friends.
>>25543187
Well where have you been?Friend.
>>25543716
I was on a spiritual journey of squatting, drinking and smokinghad some IRL shit I needed to take care of.
>>25543759
Glad to have you back.
>>25541589something tells me this was Pinkie's doing all alongPinkie always goes for the long con
I liked it
>>25543960
I have so many crazy theories about Pinkie, it's not even funny.
>Day turgle in Equestria.
>{grey skies today...}
>Yet another day that's full of lifeless nothing.
>Grass is now white with cocaine snow.
>You slither out of bed straight to your shower.
>Flip on the switch to the shower because fuck logic.
>Cleanse yourself by performing the holy trinity.
>Cleanse, Clip, Crap.
>Make a chicken wrap in the kitchen.
>Knock at the door.
>Unaswer it by keeping it closed.
>Flop up on the couch.
>Land on the grass and sniff.
>Feel a sudden surge of energy.
>Fling open the door and see Fluttershy as a cloud.
>"Anon can I-"
"YES YOU MAY NOT!"
>"Oh.. okay..."
>Look down.
>A spoon filled with gas cans.
>Roll over on your bed.
>Smell a cinnamon melt.
>Mmmm.
>Rise out of your bathtub water, the water itself is ice cold.
>Look out the window and see a bird.
"Huh... grey skies today..."
Have some old Flutterrape green y'all.
>>25540989
>scull
>milo
I just googled both of those things, and I think I'm misunderstanding some Australianisms in that because apparently you're rowing with two oars in some milk that's flavored with something like chocolate but not really.
Hey, whatever helps you focus.
>>25540271
Or it could just be someone who thinks the thread is a sad shell of what it once was and is here to remind us that it's basically become the equivalent of a desperate mare that needs to whore herself out just to stay alive and make ends meet in this sad new world.At least that's how I like to interpret it. Continue on with your day.
>>25546588
Sugar plump rump
>It was always the same thing.
>No matter which path you took to the farmer's market, there was AJ. She was panting from the effort it took just to be constantly in your way while dragging her display cart.
>You tried not to stare at her, and ignore her gasps for air.
"Howdy... Anon. *huff* Would you... like to buy... some apples?"
>Just walk past. She doesn't exist.
>Then she wiggled her ears, slapping them against her head fast enough to make Riverdance take notice.
>All because you told one of her friends that their floppy ears were cute.
>Ignore her Anon. Paying attention to the background pony gives her strength.
>She then trots along and makes a quarter circle around you, stopping in the middle of your path.
>Quite a few ponies took notice. Some rolled their eyes. A few shook their heads.
"Yes, tryhard?"
>"Well, um. Shucks. Do you wanna meet up at the barn sometime and sample some of my stock? I've got a particular apple that you'd want to sink your teeth into."
>She gives you a come hither stare. One that Rarity would pull off flawlessly.
>It just makes Applejack look desperate.
>This happened day after day, so you had little sympathy for the mare.
"Move your cart. I just want some vegetables," you said.
>"Nope. You are what you eat."
>The nerve of her.
>A small crowd started to gather around the scene, ripe to gather any gossip.
>Applejack started to sweat.
"I don't want to make a scene like last time. Now move."
>"Ok," Applejack said dejectedly.
>She set her head down and slowly moves out of your way. Her eyes catching every stare from the locals.
>Some of those stares followed the strange alien thing but you didn't care.
>It's not easy being green.
Im getting drunk because i need to crash early tonight. The boss is calling me in for the morning shift.I was drinking this apple beer as i read the AJ right before this post.
>>25548614
Atta boy. Get well rested.
>>25548010
>that pic
9/11 would remove sides again
Nudge
>Be Anon the Punisher.
>You wander Equestria by royal decree. Righting wrongs and dealing justice to those who need it.
>Today you are in Ponyville to punish an alicorn by the name of Twilight Sparkle.
>She forgot to triple sign and notarize her princess permission slip.
>Such injustice will not stand.
>She screams and cries as you drag her out of her castle to the middle of town.
WITNESS THE POWER OF JUSTICE!
>You set her over your knee and give her what she has earned.
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP* *PHHHHRRRRRRT*
>No.
NO!
>Bitch just farted on your hand.
>That shit be nasty yo.
>Ewww, there's butt gravy on you now.
>IT'S IN BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS!
OH GOD WHY?
Nudge
>>25548010
Felt a little off, but still a kek was had
>>25552833
Think it's because of the anti-climactic backdown.
>>25553035
Or that it was one post.
rump
>>25554580
>>25554580
unf
stuffed
turkey
>>25555229
Damn!
>>25555229
There's something I'd like to bump...
>>25555229
Two can play at that game!
>>25557336I miss The Weaver...
>>25560440
Me too. I've sent him messages on tumblr.He never replies.sadness.
>>25555229
>>25560314
I think the captcha I have for both of these sums up my feelings nicely.69
>>25560314
What happened to her spine?
>>25560314
Cello pone is on my to-do list.
bump ya scurvy sea dogs
Hello, 10.
Good bye, 10.
>>25555229
>>25560314
Any greens with Octavia?
>>25561931
Shit I wish. Someone needs to get on that.
DORKS
>>25562391
>>25562391
>be anon
>it's Friday in Equestria as you are awoken by the sound of frantic hoofsteps and the sound your old washing machine made back home.
>it's way too early for her to be doing this shit.
>you get your crusty ass out of bed and speedwalk out of your room with your eyes closed, because the sun hurts your delicate eyes.
>once you reach the living room, you reluctantly open eyes
"what the hell!"
>you see your mare friend Octavia running around with a colander on her head and a hammer in her mouth.
>she comes to a complete stop and spits out the hammer at the sound of your voice
>>25561931
We need Octy Green...
>>25563560
Someday...
>>25563551
>"A-anon!... This isn't what it looks like. I c-can expla-"
"shhhh... there's no need. it was fluttershy right?"
>she nods as tears start to roll down her cheeks.
"I thought as much."
>"she came by earlier today and s-she said that I c-could lose you if I couldn't satisfy you in "that" way."
>she gets down on her belly and starts to quietly sob.
>you make you way to her and pick her up colander and all, letting her cry on your shoulder.
>you start to slowly rub her back as she begins to settle down.
"Octavia...you know you will never lose me. Do you remember the first time we met?"
>"I d-do. If I recall correctl-ly. You were walking around the marke-et which your trench coat and that fedora of y-yours"
"yeah, I was that day. Do you remember what I said when I stopped to listen to you practicing?"
>"That my music was a-as beautiful as I was."
>she pushes against you and the two of you come face to face.
>her eyes red and slightly puffy frome her crying, and that adorable little grin spreading across her cheeks.
>you pull her into a warm embrace.
"Forever..."
>she returns your hug with a long kiss.
>"And always."
______
OK gentlemen. that should hold you for a little bit.
let me know what you thought.
Note that I was on mobile and at work with 2 hours of sleep errors are to be expected.
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>Be Anon
>Fluttershy is your doorstep, she's slept there over night. Trying to get at your fetish or whatever.
>You bump her
>Fluttershy shuffles, but only curls up into a tighter ball.
>You drop a light blanket on her and go back inside.
>Every so often you can't help but find yourselfBumpingFluttershy
>>25561931
I don't know of any Flutterrape Green with her, sorry. I can think of a few WIP stories with her though...
She's a main (but non-romantic) character in "For the Record"
http://pastebin.com/u/Fillydelphian
She appears in "I am Anon, and this is my herd"
http://pastebin.com/u/Shortstick
She appears a fair bit in "An Alien Walks Among Us"
http://pastebin.com/u/hazardus_havard
She is also a recurring character in the "Main Story", if you will, over in Submission is Mandatory. She actually has a spinoff recounting things from her perspective. Never really got into her in that story myself, but people seem to like it.
That's all I've got off the top of my head. At least for stories where she's more than an occasional cameo.
>>25541111......checked, i-if that's okay w-with you
BOOTY
I'm new to this thread. What are the best greens here?
As a start, anything by nebby and the priest are good.
Glad to see you two are still holding down the fort here. Who's the current active list?
>>25567632
>list
I could count the amount of active writers on one hand.
>>25567642
Oh, that good? Do we still get the occasional visit from swift or slasher?
>>25567793
Nope
>>25567632
>>25567642
>>25567793
As far as I see, Nebby and Priest are still active, Heinrich is around though he's apparently having troubles (which is probably serious since if it were hurting himself again, there'd probably be a story about it). I'm not sure who else beyond a random one shot occasionally.
>>25567956
>Heinrich is around though he's apparently having troubles
'Troubles' is a bit of an understatement, really screwed myself up over the last couple days.
Even so, I am trying. Shit's just happening and I can only get to it when I get to it.
>>25569725
I should do what swift used to. The three piece on shots.
Someone give me an easy one to start with, I'll write a one shot and see how it goes from there. I'm working for another few hours yet. I'll write it on my computer when I get home.
Gotta start somewhere I guess.
>>25567468
Normally it's biased opinionsor rather a tripfag stroking another, yet that is beside the current matterbut what is undoubtedly the best is the one story posted ages ago by an anonymous fellow. I remember that someone made a pastebin of it, but it's possibly set to private.
>>25569817
Something based off pic and video maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEYa-YUML4k
>>25569992
Nebby is the king of one shots, when its not killing priest's stories again.
>>25570134
There's a prime example.
>>25567632
>>25567642
>>25567956Hi. Sorry I've been so dead lately. I've been playing video games and consuming liberal media. As a result, I've decided that I'm now going to be called Nebbette, and that you should all respect my pronouns.I'm trying to burn my way through Starcraft 2 as fast as humanly possible so that I can concentrate on writing again. I'm terrible at keeping my attention on more than one thing at once.I was actually in the middle of writing a story about Twilight, Cadance, and Anon, but then video games happened and that was put to one side, I'll try and finish it before Christmas so I can claim to still be of use to this thread.
>>25570134>Nebby is the king of one shots
I appreciate the compliment, but try to avoid saying that sort of stuff. It's not really fair on other writers, especially those that are newer, lurk, and are trying to pluck up the courage to post, since they might feel they aren't good enough.
Which they are. Of course they're good enough. We're all equal in here.God damn liberal media.Sorry for the blogpost. I drew a picture of Fluttershy to compensate.
>>25571288
>Anon wakes up one day
>Fluttershy comes to his door looking like she does in Neb's drawing
>Her face is stuck the way Neb drew it, but everything else is like normal (same voice and mannerisms)
>Others in town look like Neb's drawings
>Applejack has her cheeks puffed out and her apple ass going on for days behind her
>Pinkie walks around with a countenance in a state of dull shock and has an enormous out of place jew nose
>Equestria is now Nebquestria>Anon unfortunately knows exactly why he has a boner
>>25544222
Turgle
>Day Verdugo in Equestria
>You are strapped into a small metal chair in a cold brightly lit room.
>A pony executioner to your right and a one way mirror straight ahead.
>A cold and harsh voice begins to play over the intercom
>"Anon A. Mouse, you are hereby charged with two counts of disorderly conduct and lewdness infront of children. How do you plead?"
"not... guilty..."
>"The evidence presented to us shows you, Anon A. Mouse, walking around the school playground without your "clothes". Is this not you in the picture!"
>You are shown a picture of what is obviously a pony wearing a crudely made anon costume.
"This isn't me judge. I'm not that fat you know, just look at me!"
>"As true as that may be Mr. Mouse, you cannot deny the fact that you are the only one of your kind here in equestria, correct?"
"W-well yeah bu-"
>"Then there is no mistake that this is you in the picture. So... I will give you your sentence."
>"Anon, you are hereby sentenced to 3 years of social rehabilitation. Your care will be handed over to the best rehabilitator on this side of the great plain, Dr. F. Shy"
"No, no, no!"
"anything but that, please."
>"ENOUGH! Stanley, please restrain Mr. Mouse and prep him for transport to Ms. Shy's home."
>"Yes sir"
>You get manhandled by your would-be executioner, get a bag placed over your head, and get tossed into the back of a cart.
>The hood is finally removed and you couldnt be in a weirder position.
>Shy has you tied onto her kitchen table.
>She gets ontop of you and begins to slowly grind on your no-no place.
>"We're finally alone anon. Who would of thought that plan of mine would've actually worked."
"P-please shy, let me go and ill do anything you want."
>She starts to get her usual seductive face on and gets closer to you ear.
>"Anything? Really anon, do you take me for a fool? After all these months, I finally have you where I want you."
"Pleas flutters, I don't want this."
>>25571933
>"Theres no way out Anon, I've got you in my custody legally now. If you escape the police with help find you and they will just bring you straight back here. They wont beleive anything you say because of how big the story of your arrest was."
>"You will always be mi-"
*WWWWHHHAAAAPPP*
>Fluttershy's body goes limp and falls to your side and you see your savior standing by the front door.
"A-applejack, what are you doing here!"
>"Getting you out of here partner, now come on."
"Wait applejack"
>"what is it anon, we dont have the time to be hanging around here."
"How long do you think she is going to be out for?:
>"Ah reckon a few hours at most, why?"
"Wanna teach her a lesson and have sex on her bed?"
>Her cheeks go a deep crimson red like on of her apples.
>"F-fine, but as soon as we finish we dissapear. Got it?"
"Of course now come on, I haven't masterbated in a whole day."
>and so you and applehorse fucked on fluttershy's bed till the cows came home
>Atleast you weren'tInstitutionalized
Vump
>>25571938
>Masterbated
Aside from Anon's lack in grammar, was an mkay short. I give iiiit... Two potatoes, a carrot, and a pinch of salt.
>>25571938
Better than a Scootaloo, but not as good as a Limestone Pie...I give it a Rainbow Dash out of Pedobear.
>>25573942
Dash is a total pedo, I just know it.
FAGS
SEASON FINALE IN 3 MIN
HYPE?
>>25574915
YES
>>25574915
I missed some of the beginning.
They pulled the last 5 minute cop out like usual. Was going so well too.
>>25578178
They'll probably follow up on it tho.
Like Discord.
And Sunset.
And Nightmare Moon.
And Trixie... no wait.
>>25571938
Nigga jigga bump this shit
Bums
Bumps
Bumping here, don't mind me
>>25574098
That's a thought loads of people have, although ever since I saw this image, my thought shifted a little... because the idea was strangely appealing. What Dash's pedo status was that she was a sub? And loves it? Scootaloo could be a total dom.
>>25587403
You've just sparked somethinglewdin me.
Bump;
>>25587403
And just like that, I have a new headcanon and a boner for something I wish to see more of.
Bamp
Can anyonebetter than lurkerwrite?
>>25591232
As a matter of fact, I'm attempting to get in the zone to do that right now.
On an unrelated note. Does anyone know which writer written the story with angel being a black guy in a bunny suit, but the ponies couldn't see anything different than before?
>>25592170
Uhh... I've never heard of that one, but now I want to read it as well...
>>25548010
Can someone capcha this?
>>25592350
I don't think I feel like typing in that whole thing when I try to make a new post.
Bumpin
>>25592239
I'm trawling the pastebins for it, it's an old one, written before October 2014 was when this place nearly died before. If I find it I'll link it. But first I'm going to sleep
>>25592170
Bolding
Bamp
so did the whole alternate timelines thing inspire anyone? seemed to be a couple interesting fluttershy's.
How does it feel knowing the main antagonist and the namesake of this thread is also the lynch pin to the entire FiM universe as we know it?
>>25595733
Well, I don't even know what that means, so colour me indifferent.
Baaaaamp
Gonna save this thread.
Boop
Cadence a shit.
So, another dead day.
Hope you used your time well today anon.
>>25600415
I'm just binge watching Jessica Jones and Sons of Anarchy while pigging out on coffee, pizza, chips and donuts.
>>25592170
http://pastebin.com/ENFXVgxF
Badda bump
bamps
>>25600415
My day's just startin'.
And it's gonna involve some hours of words on the screen in such a format that tells a story and gets converted into a green colour if I did it here when it's finally finished.
>>25600643
Thanks - i missed this story.
Anyone got an idea for a Flutterrape story with Starlight? We already got a great one with Sunsetthat needs a sequeland now that she's a likely part of the mane group it's only fitting.
I had an idea where Starlight finds Anon the easiest to bond with after her reformation. However she's a bit... anxious with the friendship thing. Misunderstandings ahoy!
>>25603973
Yeah, yeah, hint taken on Sunset, I'm working it right now.
Starlight I had a weird idea involving some weird torture shit on Anon for having Tattoo's since they're like cutie marks, but they won't come off with her magic. So rather than just accept him with his ink, she instead decides that if he and her are going to be together in equality or whatever, she's going to have to scrape, cut and generally do all sorts of shit to try and remove the tattoo's, just so she can tolerate fucking him and so the relationship they have wouldn't look super hypocritical for her ideals... ignoring that she's trying to date a human.
I didn't flesh it out too well, wasn't even intending to write it. Was a lousy idea that came to me before halloween, thought someone might enjoy writing something that could equate to torture porn... or torture smut.
>>25603973
>>25604096
God dammit Flutterrape, do something lively.
>>25607716
I do have something, but it's late for me to do it at this time. Later today it will be out. For now, a bump.
>>25607716
Ergh, well I can do... SOMETHING, although a couple things factor in here.
I've got a thing that I'd had in the works (again) for a while that I never got around to finishing. It WAS going to be a oneshot, but I think it's long enough (or will be) to be 3 or 4 parts. I COULD do what I did with the Sonata story and drop what I pretty much figured to be 'part 1', although just like the Sonata story, I don't think I could (or want to) supply the rest of it until it's all done. The fact that I dropped Sonata at all is really eating at me, particularly with how lacking my ability to write has been lately. I mean, 3 to 4 parts is pretty much nothing and I probably could finish them if I really stick my head in the game (especially since I'm somewhat enjoying what inspired the story to begin with all over again), but specific life factors are really getting in my way right now so I don't know if I can.
That, and I'm really wracking my brain on trying to remember how that Sunset sequel went before the entire thing got deleted as it was just about done... Hating life about that.
I COULD also see if dropping a couple parts of that gay love story everyone knows I'm holding onto until I finish, because god knows 2 goddamn years sitting on that is fucking bullshit. Dropping a couple bits of that might motivate me to finish it if people keep annoying me about it.
Though again, since it's not finished, that'd make me fairly uncomfortable, as well as probably just annoy others with the wait on how long until the next part, or the finish, whatever.
Or option 3, and this is really the best I can do that I'm comfortable with, I can drop a giant arse Nudge for this one idea that's been swimming around for years, which occurred to me a couple months ago that I could've done for Halloween. Was intending on seeing if I could write it with those guys, but I might just have to have a whack at it myself at some point.
So... yeah. I'll leave what I do up to you guys.
>>25608226
If you don't actually want to dump any of them yet, then don't. You gotta enjoy writing and decide its good to post when you think its good enough. You don't have to cater to us just because we're going slow, get it done at your pace.
>>25604747
That face she's making is getting under my skin.I just wanna dick smack the livin' fuck out this bitch. UGH!
>>25604096
But ask me, anon. Why does Starlight love the human? What would be so attractive about him that she feels that she can't get from one from her species?
I feel this question should be asked for any Anon x Pony lengthy story, even the onesided ones of Flutterrape.
>>25609898
>Why does Starlight love the human? What would be so attractive about him that she feels that she can't get from one from her species?
These are things we don't question here, boy.
>>25609904
Make me.
>>25598044
>Saved the thread
Bless you for keeping us off page 10. Sadly, it looks like you only delayed the inevitable. FR is dying. She needs a writer transplant or she won't last the end of the year.
>>25608226
If you don't want to post the stories yet, then don't. That's always your decision. Obviously we'd say yes if you offered, but then you'd have to live with the criticism you'd probably get if you don't think it's as good as it could be, as well as dealing with those that wait for the next part. I think you're dealing with enough of that as it is.
But if you are offering a big nudge scenario, I'm game to read that. Always did enjoy them. They're like mini-stories.
>You are Anon and you are being raped by a small yellow horse.
>With the ropes digging into the skin of your ankles and wrists, the smell of animal scat and mare shame assulting your senses, you think back.
>It wasn't always this bad.
>As Fluttershy's Vagoo makes a suction sound on your maleness, you think back.
>No Anon further back.
>A little further.
>That's right, when all of this craziness began.
>When the mares wouldn't leave you alone.
>Mid summer, when you were a wee lad, wearing your favorite "I <3 Pony's" t-shirt at Uncle Ray's horse farm.
>As your thoughts turn more wiggly like a cheap flash back, complete with everything being in black and white. You remember it like it was yesterday.
>Momnon: "Anon, stop petting the pony. It's time to go."
"Aww, do we have to?"
>Momnon: "Okay, just five more minutes."
>Cheerfully, you run up to the nearest pony you could find. Completely ignoring the warning signs that couldn't yet read.
>The mare before you kneels slightly to your height, your hands caressing her mane.
"Wow, your a very friendly girl aren't you?"
>You say happily... completely unaware of the horror of what was to come as all along, the mare has been smelling you.
>A week later you would learn what those signs meant... or rather right this moment. As she suddenly turns around, presenting her large horse ass to you. This image would forever haunt your dreams. Burnt into your memories of shock and horror. The very instant your love of horses and their ilk changed.
>The day that would later make being thrown into this technicolor dream a nightmare.
>Horse soup sprays all over your face, down your body and drenches your happiness in a flash of mare lust.
>Your mind comes crashing back to the present as that soup in your minds eye takes the shape of the small moaning horse of your nightmares, right on your lap as her eyes roll back in pleasure and her loud moans mix with your shrill girl-like scream of memory's terror.
>Fucking Fluttershy and fucking ponys!
>"DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
Bimbo
>"Prepare your p-poopyhole anon!"
>>25613877
Hey, no! No page 10!
I know we're a little slow, but we can keep each other comfortable in the meantime.
>>25616106
Break out the whiskey and blackjack
>>25610677
>>shrill girl-like scream of memory's terror.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mitn_bT7GUk
>>25548010
GREEN POLICE SHOWIN' OUT FOR THE WHITE COP
Doot.
pg. 8 bump
Have another pg. 8 bump.
The rest is up to you.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved octavia so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to octavia every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
>"Octavia is love" I say; "octavia is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for octavia
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's octavia
>I am so scared
she whispers into my ear "it's time for the recital."
>She grabs me with her powerful string playing hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I tell her no, it's useless
>She forces my ass-cheeks apart with her cello bow
>She penetrates my butt-hole with her cello
>It hurts so much and i try to get away
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push away from her force
>I want to octavia to stop
>She pulls me in with all of her strength
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her horrific music
>My dad walks in
>octavia looks him straight in the eyes and says "fine."
>Octavia leaves through my window
>Octavia is horrific. Octavia is rape
>>25610677
>>25620582
I sense a pattern.
More surreal rape pls.
>>25610279
Yeah, sure. I'll do that then get back to the other things.
So yeah, this. Not intended for Halloween, but maybe a thought for the future, I guess. I won't drop it in the Nudge pastebin, I'll just drop my whole damn scenario I typed out for it a while ago here, and then hopefully everyone forgets about the entire plot for whenever the time comes that I actually do write it... in a year or two.
I'll even dump it in green just to give the illusion of a new story.
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>So Twilight is fucking around with books one night, as she does, but one in particular looks pretty funky. Mostly because she found it in another secret compartment/area of her (or someone elses) library, and it was full of magic spells. Naturally she decides to start experimenting with the ones that seem more harmless. One that sounded nice in providing 'satisfaction' and what she desires most was her pick to test, and she does so. Unfortunately she ended up summoning the 'essence' of a demon... A succubus even. 'Satisfaction' was meant sexually as the thing was already taking a shadowy form and talking about her 'needs' and how she can relieve all of them if she'd let her. Twilight is smart enough to not want to mess with it and starts looking for a way to banish it again... Until it mentions it's capabilities in providing what she wants most. What Twilight wants most just happens to be Anon, and any and all attempts to get his attention in that way were all failing and making Twilight miserable. The shadowy essence of the demon starts mentioning that it can help her make him her's if she'd allow it, further tempting Twilight with a few rubs between the legs, a stroke of the horn. Doing what demons do best, getting her to think about it while her eyes (or brain) are on the prize. The sexual attention Twilight is getting is clouding her mind enough that she reluctantly accepts the offer, and the demon pretty much pushes her to a point of orgasm... and then takes control of her.
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>>25621248
>Twilight's body somewhat transforms to a bit more of a sinister look, yet in a way that's a lot more attractive. Demonic possession from a Succubus would probably do that. It was a trick, really. Sure, a deal was made, and the succubus has to go through with providing Twilight with exactly what she wants, that being Anon, but that can wait. She's in the body of a Princess, and there's a town full of ponies just waiting to be corrupted. Twilight's body, mind and personality, mixed with demonic seduction, magic and tricks, the week ahead consists of ponies getting corrupted, starting with the rest of the mane 6. Twilight practically turns their sexual desires on them, and they come under her control when they orgasm. Ponyville goes dark, and word even gets to Canterlot. Luna is the first to suspect something is off, and goes to investigate. Twilight expected that and manages to get Luna under her control as well. Two Princesses and the other Elements of Harmony, it's only a matter of time before Celestia is lured there as well. Celestia might resist, but because Twilight knows her teacher, and Luna knows her sister, Celestia eventually falls to corruption as well. Demonically possessed Twilight is now sitting pretty in a castle in Ponyville with two Princess concubines. Canterlot has never been in a better position to be taken over.
>Unfortunately, Twilight herself is still semi-conscious in the body. When Succu-Twi attempts to expand her new rule, she finds that something about herself isn't letting her... which is Twilight. Until the deal made is fulfilled, Succu-Twi will not have total control over Twilight's body. It just means that she's now gotta seduce the one man she'd forgotten about because of his insignificance to anyone but Twilight (and several others, but still).
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>>25621252
>Enter Anon, who's been living outside of town, in his house, doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing important with his life and loving it. He'd been completely oblivious to the ongoings of the town and didn't at all question why nobody had been coming to see him lately, just enjoying the peace. Hell, the few times he did go into town to do some food shopping or something, nobody thought twice about him, nor did he even really noticed that they all seem to be a little more sexually active and acting weird. Probably just another monster attack that didn't concern him, whatever.
>What catches him off guard was one night when he hears something tapping at his window. All he see's is dark hair, purple face, somewhat glowey eyes... Naturally it scares the piss out of him before he realises it's Twilight. First thing he does is question why she didn't just use the door, but he quickly notices she's had a slight personality shift. Twilight is somewhat more confident and more complimenty. Since he lets her in through his window, she's done nothing but talk him up and just be very close to him. He does his best to return the compliments, noting her wings changed a little and look interesting, or that her eyes are especially brighter for some reason. Despite him treating it like a casual conversation on his couch, her scooching closer to him and attempting to look seductive is mostly going unnoticed. In fact, a lot of what she's trying to do is going unnoticed. Succu-Twi suddenly realises that Twilight probably had trouble with him because Anon is an idiot.
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>>25621258
>Which is only semi-true. Anon is noticing it a little, but mostly ignoring it. It takes Succu-Twi to go full on blunt in saying how much she wants him, and making a move, for Anon to finally react. It goes about as well as it always has with Twilight, no interest being shown and a lot of resisting. It carries on for a little while before Succu-Twi is about ready to snap and go full on rape mode, yelling at him about why he doesn't want her. For the first time, Succu-Twi met a being who doesn't want her. It's quite a blow to her ego. Unfortunately before she can do anything, Anon's window breaks (to his frustration) and in jumps a hooded figure that throws a vial down on the floor and starts chanting some rhyming incantation. Succu-Twi starts looking as if she's in pain before she's blown away in some sort of explosive teleporting effect. The hooded figure tells Anon she was only set back, just moved away from his home and such and they need to leave. The hood comes down and reveals Zecora. After questioning her about the need to make a pointless window damaging entrance, Zecora fills him in on what he failed to notice, that Twilight has been corrupted and possessed by a demon. He's about to say she didn't seem much different until he was informed that she's a succubus and she seemed a little extra rapey instead of knowing when to give up, so he buys that and goes with her.
>Questioning whats up with Zecora as they head into the Everfree, Zecora tells him that she's been 'out of town' for some time and only came back a few days ago to see the corruption. A few days of spying and she finds out that Twilight is the source, and after following her, figures that Anon is the goal before the corruption expands. Anon questions how she figures that and Zecora states that Zebra kind are spiritual. Things ponies and others think are myth came from Zebra lore, and plenty turn out to be real.
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>>25621262
>Zecora's style of magic, as well as all her crazy voodoo is something quite common among her people, as they deal with quite a lot of supernatural entities. Most now only exist in stories, but some still linger in the world, or in the case of what Twilight's done, exist in some other plane until summoned. It's also pretty much the reason she rhymes all the time. You never know when you need an incantation, and keeping your skills sharp for it is a good idea. As it turns out, Zecora is basically a demon hunter. She HAPPENS to live out in the Everfree, but is not there all the time... Not that anyone would know, nobody has ever asked about her backstory, or goes to see her more often than once every few weeks. Really her life is a secret because nobody asked, and probably wouldn't believe her anyway.
>With that out of the way, Zecora explains that the demon Twilight summoned isn't particularly powerful initially, but can become so with the more corruption that's spread. The more ponies that fall to lust and come under her control, the more power she has and the more of the world she can rule. Unfortunately, the initial deal made with Twilight has put a wall between her and Equestrian domination, and Anon is the only one that can break it down. Zecora points out that everyone has lust to take advantage of, no matter how small, and feels like it's only a matter of time and needs to hide him, but Anon pretty much states that she's got nothing to worry about because he hasn't had a decent angle on his dangle since he got to this world. Sure, a boner here and there to have a wank with, but he hasn't got much or any interest in ponies. Succu-Twi's frustrations and failure is because Anon doesn't want to fuck her in Twilight's body. All the same, Zecora still feels it best to get Anon into hiding while they figure out how to stop her. Zecora knows a little about this brand of demon, but her, or her tribe have never fought one.
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>>25621269
>Succu-Twi is now in a shitty position. She can't go any further than Anon's house away from Ponyville because of that deal she made with Twilight, and now Anon is getting further away from town. Fortunately, she's got a whole town of minions that can be sent out to retrieve him. And who better than those that he and Twilight can both call friends? There's some strange orgy happening in the castle because of the control Succu-Twi has on the mane 5 and two Princesses, but none of them are finding satisfaction in each other. They all want their mistress, and she offers the reward to the mane 5, of having special time with her if one or several of them go out, find Anon and Zecora and bring them back. The mane 5 all set out, but Celestia and Luna stay behind... Someone's gotta keep their mistress entertained.
>Zecora turns out to have several 'supply camps' set up around several places, they stop to rest at them as they continue get away. Each one has things of use, and Zecora even makes Anon a non-lethal crossbow for defence just in case Twilight sends someone out for them. Special arrows/darts she's made have tips containing powders and other magical properties for a variety effects, like flash explosions, containment spells and a variety of weird voodoo shit that Zecora hunts with. She also takes to looking through several books in finding ways to stop Succu-Twi, but she's having no luck.
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>>25621275
>Over the course of a couple days, they'd been tracked down and ambushed by Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity and Applejack, individually or together in whichever form. Each time, there's been some talking, negotiating and attempted violence in trying to get them back to Ponyville. Sometimes they even manage to get real close to Anon, and then their lust takes over and they just really want Anon to get all up in them. Luckily, Zecora has been prepared the whole time for almost everything, and Anon is occasionally getting a good moment in there. Each attempt continues to fail, and Anon and Zecora keep getting away. They find themselves in some forest neither of them recognise given how 'fruity' the place is. Zecora is starting to get desperate and thinks that the only option they have is to go back to where she came from. Her tribe are the only ones she can think of that would have the answers on how to fix it. Unfortunately, that's several days, if not weeks of travel. Zecora's people are pretty far away. That is until they finally encounter Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy's means of 'attack' involve bunnies. The bunnies pretty much don't give a fuck about what they're doing, and Fluttershy also seems to be acting weird. She's talking to Anon and trying to convince him to come back with her, just like the others, but she seems incredibly distracted. Especially when she lunges at Anon, but purposely misses him because she was actually aiming for the piece of fruit hanging from the tree behind him. Fluttershy's attention is on the fruit, though she is occasionally trying to talk to him with her mouth full. Hell, the corruption is still present within her since she starts making lewd gestures with a banana she has, but despite being aimed at Anon, she seems to be REALLY enjoying that banana. Both Anon and Zecora have no idea what's happening or if they should do anything to her, but they hear a familiar voice around them... Discord is just hanging up in a tree nearby.
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>>25621282
>Discord informs them that Fluttershy's mind is having troubles focusing on what it wants because of some lingering effects from the magic Twilight used that originally turned her into a Vampire Fruit Bat Pony. She hadn't told anyone, only Discord. It seemed harmless, she just got a bit more of a craving for fruit occasionally. But now with the lust overload thanks to Succu-Twi, it's pretty much the reason for why Fluttershy is practically eating out a Watermelon while Discord talks. As he explains that, Discord looks to feel sorrow for Fluttershy. Anon asks the obvious question on why he doesn't just fix everything, but Discord just points out the other obvious thing, asking if Anon really thinks he wouldn't when his best friend is humping a pineapple. Discord explains that his brand of magic has certain rules and restrictions, as every sort of magic does. Magic like what Succu-Twi is spreading everywhere has a certain chaotic element to it, what with causing everyone coming to contact with it wanting to hump each other raw. His chaotic magic and her demonic magic have an aura that essentially cancel each other out. His can't do anything in her presence, hers can't do anything in his. Not even any manipulation of the world when in the pressence of the other magic. It's a magical stand still.
>Discord spawns a fruit basket and gives it to Fluttershy since she started looking antsy. He points out that he at least hasn't just been watching the situation, he has at least told Princess Cadance and Shining Armour of what's happening, causing Cadance to head to Canterlot to take charge in the meantime. He has warned her that, given the nature of Succu-Twi's magic, Cadance is the most useless Princess to oppose her, but would be the most dangerous if put under her control. Apparently the effects of Love can very easily turn to Lust.
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>>25621287
>Cadance and Shining are keeping things under control in Canterlot and the Crystal Empire, but are doing whatever they can to prepare for the eventuality that Succu-Twi does succeed and starts expanding. Anon decides to ask if Discord knows how to stop Succu-Twi. Fortunately, Discord does... Unfortunately, he has to take full advantage to be a dick in the situation. Rather than flat out tell them, he has to speak in riddles. Regardless of the nature of Succu-Twi's magic, she is still a demon. Demonic magic is essentially a form of dark magic. The best hard counter to dark magic is light magic. Not many ponies are very capable of proper light magic. The purest form of light magic comes from one singular source... The Sun. The only pony capable of properly harnessing the power of the sun is Princess Celestia.
>With Celestia under Succu-Twi's control, Zecora wonders if there happens to be any other ponies that have attempted to harness the same magic she uses to the fullest, but Discord points that relying on 'maybes' is too much of a gamble. Celestia may use the sun as a source of magic, but there are magical creatures that harness the same thing as a life force. Celestia even has one as a pet. Zecora draws the conclusion that Dicord is referring to a Phoenix. The birds have a magical association with the sun, so it may be possible to harness that somehow. Zecora starts thinking that when a Phoenix reaches old age, it bursts into flame and is reborn from the ashes. If they were to collect the ashes they leave behind, she may be able to use it against Succu-Twi.
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>>25621291
>They start thinking they should risk travelling back to Canterlot, but Discord mentions Philomena is only 5 years old... after being reborn, anyway. They're quite a few years away from being able to collect the ashes from him. Instead Discord points out they should try the forest near where the dragons go for their migration. Having no other choice, Anon and Zecora set out to go find themselves a Phoenix while Discord stays behind to take care of Fluttershy and take her back home.
>Succu-Twi, havng waited just over a week for someone to bring Anon back to her, is getting frustrated. Even more so when the mane 5 return home to admit they were outwitted by Zecora especially and ended up losing track of both of them. Succu-Twi calms her tits and tells them everything is fine... although none of them get the reward she promised. In fact, the elements of harmony aren't allowed to even masturbate for a few days because of it. Doesn't sound so bad to them, but she's going to inflict her own brand of punishment with constant teasing and denials. With this news, she decides she may as well send out the big guns. Her two favourite concubines, Celestia and Luna. Zecora may be a pretty resourceful demon hunter, but it'd be interesting to see if she prepared for two corrupted Alicorn Princesses. Hell, she should've sent them out from the start.
>Anon and Zecora eventually reach the forest Discord was talking about and see that it's practically a haven for Phoenixes. There's quite a lot of them around, ranging from chicks to adults. It takes a couple hours of searching, but eventually they do find one that looks particularly old and about ready to die.
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>>25621296
>They spend a couple days watching it before it does finally burst into flames and its ashes drop to the ground in a pile. They wait for it to be reborn and take off with a new life, then go out to gather what remained of it's ashes. Zecora says she doesn't know what to do with it just yet, but that it should definitely be enough to make use of in whatever way they need. They make camp there for a while and Zecora starts looking through books. She's not certain about using the ash in spells, but weaponising it is probably the most effective solution anyway. Apparently it would act like a corrosive effect on the demon, yet be perfectly safe to use on Twilight beyond a small burning sensation. Anon relates it to being like using holy water on a vampire or something, which is pretty much it. The ash they should can very well kill the demon in Twilight and leave her mostly unharmed.
>Unfortunately, they don't get a chance to start going through with that plan. Zecora's Zebi-sense goes off and she starts panicking, packing their stash of ash and giving everything to Anon, pushing him out of the camp and rushing him. Anon's asking what's rustling her jimmies and she just tells him to stand by a tree. He does so and she takes out some kind of sack and throws it at him. In a small liquidy explosion, Anon asks what the fuck and Zecora just tells him that the effects will wear off in two hours, and that he needs to use the ash against Succu-Twi. Before he can question what she's talking about, he practically starts getting eaten by the tree behind him. Or merging with it. He finds he can't move or speak as his body just goes into the tree, but he can still see in front of him. Camouflage potion/spell thing. Zecora is just that awesome (and she could probably make a mint selling that to the hippy ponies).
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>>25621300
>Her reason for panic becomes known as Celestia and Luna come in for a landing. Zecora got maybe 6 steps away from TreeAnon before they cut her off. Unlike the mane 5, Celestia and Luna look a lot more composed with themselves, not seeming to be flustered or horny or anything for no reason. Though their attitude suggests they're still particularly loyal to Succu-Twi. Zecora just happens to note that if the Princesses were Succu-Twi's favourite servents, they probably get all the attention they need. They pretty much confirm her suspicions, and then start demanding to know where Anon is. Zecora just turns on the sass and sarcastically starts asking if she looks like a fool to them. With all the attention the two had been getting, she sent Anon off another way to make sure Twilight can't find him with her. Luna loudly proclaims Zecora is lying, though Celestia points out that it doesn't matter. Twilight would probably enjoy interrogating Zecora to find out where Anon is if they brought her back. With that, a small and hopeless fight breaks out, Zecora trying one or two tricks to distract them, but inevitably gets overwhelmed by the two Alicorns. Anon sees everything from his tree and feels shitty for not being able to help her. With Zecora incapacitated, Celestia and Luna take off with her and take her back to Twilight.
>While Succu-Twi has some slight disappointment from Celestia and Luna not bringing Anon back, she is at least delighted that they brought Zecora. She has her chained up in her 'pleasure room' where she goes in to work her charm. Celestia informs Twilight that they happened to find her around the forest where the Phoenix gather. Twilight immediately figures out that they know Phoenix ash is a particular weakness, but having Zecora here could mean that it wouldn't be much of a concern. Zecora is expectedly a lot harder to crack than most other ponies, including the Princesses, but it doesn't worry Twilight.
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>>25621318
>Without Zecora's ability to drive away whatever she's up against, a few days of lusty magic and plenty of sexual attention and denials will break her. She even leaves Celestia and Luna with her. She'll be back later to show Zecora a whole new experience if she's willing to spill.
>After Anon was free from the tree, he takes whatever he has and just starts running. He has no idea where he's going, but does make sure that nobody was following... or as sure as he could be anyway, he's not quite as skilled at it. Eventually he just ends up at a place in the middle of nowhere. Nothing much there beyond a farm, couple houses and other buildings and a bar. Everything a tiny town needs apparently. Naturally his first thought is the bar. The time he's had up to this point has really made him need a drink or... twelve. He doesn't bother explaining his troubles to them. According to Discord, Succu-Twi's power is at bay as long as Anon is out of her control, so if he's out, then the rest of Equestria is fucked. These ponies can panick about it now, or later, or not at all. He'll just focus on his drink and reading from Zecora's books that were left in his bags. He starts making makeshift crossbow darts and bombs with the phoenix ash, the darks just having small sacks of it tied to the tips of the darts, and just slightly bigger sacks he can throw on his own. His imagination sucks, so that's all he can do. Otherwise he just starts taking a few other of Zecora's notes to make some other things with other ingrediants she had. Flash bombs and containment traps and things of that nature. His confidence in being able to pull anything remotely awesome out of his arse is shot and he just starts drinking his life away. Maybe if he's drunk as fuck, everything will settle itself.
>But then, through the magic of alcohol fueling the greatest ideas ever... He gets the greatest idea ever...
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>>25621322
>Succu-Twi, having made a couple reappearances to Zecora, has had enough of the games. She's been asking Zecora over and over again as to where Anon is, and why he wasn't going for her advances. She knows Zecora knows Anon's secret, and she wants her to spill. Zecora's will is pretty damn strong, but she's about ready to burst. With some of the best tricks a succubus can supply, some of which involving her tongue, Zecora finally cracks from not being able to take it anymore. She reveals that Anon just really isn't into ponies... and at that moment, squirts on Twilight's face. Succu-Twi feels like an idiot, but then remembers that Anon is actually the idiot. She already knew that Anon wasn't into ponies because she has that information from Twilight's mind, and those times she was rejected. She just underestimated Anon's dick's ability to tell the difference. A hole is a hole for god sake, and he's been in the pony world for how long? How can he get by just from fapping? And what's so bad about Twilight? Succu-Twi is thinking Anon is a prick for turning Twilight down, but also starts feeling a little sorry for Twilight for wanting that monkey dick's dick. But aside from that, the revealation that it's all hinging on Anon's hesitance for beastiality has given Succu-Twi an idea. Twilight's memories are so full of events, but one in particular is most certainly going to appeal to Anon. And she knows exactly how she can get him to bed with it...
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>>25621327
>Once Anon had recovered from his hangover, he makes contact with Discord. He's had enough and wants this over today. Either Equestria is doomed or safe, and only he can settle it. All he needs is a distraction, so he needs Shining Armour to give the order of sending guards into Ponyville. Everyone knows it won't end well for them, but they're just to make sure that he can get to the castle. Initially it doesn't seem like it'd be that bad, but the aura in the air is apparently pretty distracting, and all the mares of the town are really getting the 'attentions' of the guards. Whatever is happening isn't Anon's concern, he just beelines for the castle. He finds the mane 5 in the entrance, all really ordered to let him pass because Twilight wants to see him, but they get a bit out of control in seeing him and start advancing. Humping and groping bothers him enough that he throws a punch here and there, but ultimately just blinds them with a flash bomb thing and runs off.
>He gets to the throne room and finds Zecora standing on the center table. She's looking flustered as fuck. While Anon tries to apologise and reason with her, she just points out that all of the other ponies have been ordered to neglect her like some kind of torture. Unlike the mane 5, Zecora wasn't told to ignore Anon. She was told to 'have fun' with him if she's able to. And judging by the way she's practically shaking and really looking like she needs a dick up her, she probably can't even stand properly. Apparently appearances are misleading because he suddenly remembers Zecora is a pretty damn skilled demon hunter as she dives at him. A small fight/wrestle happens where she's practically sitting on his face while she tries desperately to undo his pants, but he just forces a roll on her, knee's her head and smacks it on one of the sides of the thrones and puts one of her containment spell thingies on her while she's dazed. He apologises again and promises to make it right.
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>>25621337
>Final stretch. If Twilight isn't in the throne room, she's probably in the library. He takes out his crossbow and phoenix ash ammo and heads there. He finds the unsettling sight of Celestia and Luna guarding the doors, but rather than attack or do anything to him, they just grin and open the doors for him, Celestia pointing out that she's waiting. The room was redecorated to, still look like a library, but the additions of a couple lounges, chairs, pillows everywhere, flowers... generally everything that screams "We're gonna have sex in this room on everything you see!". He hears the voice of Twilight greeting him on the other side of the room and she's practically made herself a throne out of books and pillows like the dork she is. Except her appearance is... significantly different. He takes note of the legs, the arms, the... chest, the feet, the hands... There's a human Twilight sitting on that makeshift throne, one leg crossed over the other, head leaning on a hand as she grins at him. Worse yet, she's not exactly wearing much... She's got some particularly sexy lingerie on.
>He's kinda stuck gawking at her, and doesn't even really notice that Celestia and Luna followed him in. Succu-Twi finally stands up off the throne, asking if he likes what he sees. His only answer is raising his crossbow, but his hand is so shakey that he can't aim, let alone fire. Succu-Twi explains that she figured out what he'd enjoy having. Since Twilight couldn't let him go, but he can't bring himself to fuck a pony, the obvious solution was to use a spell to transform herself into Twilight's human form from when she travels through the mirror... plus the extra sexy appearance of her demonic partner. The sexy stride she's taking, the way she's vocalising everything, as well as making sure she gives her boobs, regardless of how small, a jiggle every so often, it becomes clear the everyone in the room that there's a pretty big tent happening in Anon's pants.
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>>25621350
>He thought he'd be better than this, but then again, all these years in Equestria apparently made him REALLY miss that female human form. That, and the lusty aura in the air is probably finally doing a number on him now that there's something super appealing in front of him.
>Despite his crossbow still being raised, Twilight is able to just wander up and wrap her arms around him, making sure to press her boobs into him. Her touch, her smell, her boob-squishing... Hell, he's not even really caring that his tent is rubbing against her waist. What he does notice is that she sniffs the air and looks at his crossbow, as well as his bag of tricks. She compliments him that the Phoenix ash is a nice idea, but he won't be needing it here. Without even putting up resistance, Celestia and Luna take it all from him and finally leave the room. Succu-Twi has Anon all to herself.
>Try as he might, he's just far too aroused to try running away, or even just punching her. Doesn't help when Twilight presses her lips to his either. It's a lousy duel of tongues before he's pretty sure she's got him now. All he can do is question why she's doing this. Succu-Twi just responds saying she wasn't the one that summoned her. All she did was make the deal with Twilight to give her what she desires most. Succu-Twi takes Anon by the hands and practically throws him down on one of the lounges. She starts undressing what little she has, letting her boobs free and sliding her panties down her legs before climbing up on top of him. She informs him of just how much Twilight wants him, and how rejected she feels when she ignores him... Also points out how big an idiot he is. Grabbing his hands and encouraging him to feel around her chest, she explains that because of how much Twilight wanted him, her control over Equestria was halted.
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>>25621355
>Sure the deal was only to give Twilight what she desires most, but all a demon like her needs to do after being summoned is fulfil that contract before they can take complete control of the host body and do whatever she wants.
>To emphasize that, she grinds along Anon's tent, moistening his pants a little. When he starts whimpering and groaning a little, Succu-Twi just smiles. She says that just because she has big plans after this, doesn't mean she can't take her plan. Twilight wanted Anon that bad, so she'll give her as much as she can handle... and until she gets bored. Scooching back a little and undoing his pants, she fishes his dick out and lets it stand proudly in the air. She gives Anon a wink while she licks her lips, telling him that Twilight is going to feel every bit of it to satisfy her desires. With that, she drops her head down and starts with a blowjob. Succu-Twi's skill with her mouth practically mind blowing, causing Anon to grip at the lounge and whatever else is in range pretty hard. A few moans and chuckles from Succu-Twi as she keeps going, she only lifts her head up to say a few encouraging words that he can blow at any time he wants, as well as to show him how her human hand pumps at his saliva coated shaft. Though despite how much he missed the human touch, it's not like he was super pent up or anything. It doesn't matter to Succu-Twi when he does it, she's just making sure he and Twilight enjoy it... and herself, why not.
>Deciding to treat him a little more, she spins herself around. His view of her sucking him off has changed to getting a view of that glorious purple butt. Best of all is her moistened purple HUMAN pussy.
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>>25621361
>All it took was her giving a vocal invitation to have a taste before she runs her tongue down his length, and he takes a firm hold her her arse. Firm squeezing of her butt and exploring her depths with his tongue... That about does it for him. Twilight goes full deepthroat on his shaft and he finally bursts. She simply moans and gulps his load down with delight. Something overcomes his mind while he experiences that. Like something starts infiltrating his head... only making him want this body ontop of him even more...
>But that suddenly comes to a stop when Twilight rolls off him and collapses to the floor, coughing and hacking. Anon blinks a few times as he comes down lifts his head up to look at her. Succu-Twi and full on choking and practically vomiting. Something black is leaking from her mouth and nose. She looks up at him, looking super pissed and desperate, demanding to know what he just did to her. He just grins, simply saying "Phoenix ash. Few tablespoons, few shots of whiskey... down the hatch.". He emphasises these while making the hand gestures of taking a shot. The last look he sees on Succu-Twi's face is pure burning hatred for she lets out a full vomit of black goo on the floor that starts to both burn away and precipitate at the same time. Anon had ingeniously stupid idea to drink some of the ash so that he himself becomes poison for Succu-Twi. The demon was undoubtedly super pissed that she got outsmarted and killed by an 'idiot'.
>Twilight collapses as the magic wears off and she reverts back to a pony, as well as her form returning to normal. Anon stands up and does his pants up, also wiping his mouth before he heads to the door. Celestia and Luna have also collapsed. He goes to the nearest window and see's a lot of the guards checking various ponies that had also collapsed. Killing the demon apparently stopped the control.
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>>25621365
>He goes back to Twilight's side while she wakes up and starts apologising desperately, saying she didn't mean to do it and couldn't stop it from getting out of control and such. He does his best to try and reassure her that everything is fine and it's not (entirely) her fault.
>Celestia, Luna and Twilight do their best to 'clean up' the situation, Zecora provides the confirmation that the demon is dead, or at least not existing on this physical plane in any form. A little debate is had to destroy the book that summoned it, or to lock it away somewhere in the more secretive stash of the Princesses, just in case there's something useful in how to stop big threats like that again in the future and such. The latter is decided on and Luna takes it for stashing it somewhere.
>When everything is blown over, Twilight makes an appearance at Anon's place for a talk. She pretty much confirms everything the demon said about her to him, and letting out those feelings she's had, and how she feels when he ignores or rejects her. Anon had figured most of that already, hence the rejections, though the way she's talking to him now is kind of making him feel like a douche when he remembers how he'd been treating some of the advances. Some were just, though some were a bit overboard. It's not like he hates her or anything, it's just difficult to get on board with hooking up with a pony.
>Though recent events gave Twilight an idea. She feels pretty confident that she can use that spell to turn her human again and asks Anon out so they can conduct an experiment. They can keep hanging out as friends, and get him to really like her as a pony and friend over time. Then every so often for both their pleasure, she can turn into human. Reassign those thoughts he had for human Twilight to pony Twilight. Easing him into it, really. He kinda thinks that makes him seem super douchey, and declines, saying they can try dating the normal way. It's the least he can do for her.
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>>25621370
>... Although he definitely wouldn't object to her transforming to a human occasionally if she wants to...
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Aaaaand that's pretty much been sitting in a word document for years. Only adjusted it slightly to keep up with developed show elements... So really just Twilight's castle. Although I can say thank fucking god for EQG3 because Midnight Sparkle looks to be a reasonably good fit for it. I can totally use those kinds of images to satisfy my need for images each post!
And before someone points it out, yes, I know the Phoenix ash thing is from Supernatural, I just thought that random episode was a damn interesting thing too good to ignore... So I borrowed it.
That said... I imagine this story would take a fair few parts to do, and I was and still kinda am keen to do it with those friends that gave me that initial idea. I could start it, god knows doing it with people would probably be good motivation to get a bit out regularly. But since I basically just dropped my scenario that had a beginning, middle and end, perhaps I should leave it for a while so it drifts into forgotfulness. I'll not pastebin it. We can just hope that whenever it gets done, people will have forgotten it, or never saw this scenario, and still be reasonably satisfied without entirely knowing what happened.
But yeah, that's the best thing I can throw out until I can concentrate on finishing this damn Sunset sequel...But how can I possibly do that when I'm freaking the fuck out over a job interview tomorrow?!
>>25621376
Before-reading bump.
Hey flutterrape, for anyone in the skype chat, i haven't been on due to my device bricking
you know how i am
cadence a shit
>>25592170
I read that. There were two stories on it. Shit was hilarious
>>25592170
ponies are shy
^:^)
>>25621976
Yes she is. Cadence is so fucking shitty, and annoying.
Like a turd nugget that's way too floaty and refuses to be flushed.
Cadence is an unflushable turd nugget, and damn it to hell I'm not going to be spending ten minutes trying to flush it because I got non-literal shit to do!
>>25622152
The Anons in this thread, I swear to god...
>>25622152
that reminds be of a oneshot of anon shitting out cadencebatpony general a bestkek mangos :^)
>>25622167
i think i'll be casually raping you with neb tonight~
>>25622180
When was the last time this thread had a casual rape session? I've got a load the size of Alaska just waiting to go into non-consent booty.
>>25621376
This would be pretty good if it were actually a story. Since its not, its hard to say anything about it. I mean some things could kind of use some elaborating or fleshing out, but I guess that is just defeating the purpose of what you'd done here.
So all I can say is sounds good, and fund it.
>>25621376
Interesting ideas mate, plus reading your image name comments is always amusing. Thank you for it. I might even try to flesh the ideas out in the future, I did have a story idea featuring human Twilight in fact.
>>25621376
Also, best of luck on your job interview. Hope it goes well!
I have a futa fetish. Any green in here pertaining to that?
>>25624469
There's all the futashy stuff if you haven't seen that yet. Not sure where to find it anymore though.
>>25624611
Try the pastebins. There should be some people who remember the writers of futashy works.
Tip Top pibbly pops.
>>25628427
Hm. Pinkie's dreaming again.
>>25628910
What a bad way to start the day
>>25629177
Then how bout we just go with the thought that Pinkie's super energetic and enthusiastic attitude actually crumbles when it's with someone she likes and she doesn't know how to ask Anon out?
And he's an idiot for not noticing.
>>25629239
All she knows is how to do make her friends happy and forgets about herself.
>>25629324
What is she to do when opportunity shows itself.
>>25629358
Inside she wants to jump him, show her affection on full display.
But what if he rejects her?
What if he dislikes her?
>>25629435
She'll learn pretty quickly that that's a chance she'll have to take. Better than not knowing.
>>25629618
And maybe, in a colorful land of horses, there will be an unlike couple with 6 feet, poofy hair and their very own way to show appreciation.
>>25629710
She just has to find a way to get his attention.
>>25629800
And so she began her quest to find an non intrusive way to catch anons attention.Although beating him in his favorite ponynet game wasnt one of her best ideas.
>>25629909
>>25629800
>>25629710
>>25629618
>>25629435
>>25629358
>>25629324
>>25629239
https://e621.net/pool/show/2956
Thought you fellows might appreciate this
>>25630007
Have it saved already. T'is good. Had many a fap to it.
>>25630007
>>25630032
Me too, even got some reaction out of it, but thanks anyway!
>>25630007
I really need another sleepover quest.
>>25630064
Cute and lewd ponk is always welcome
>>25630123
Well, no sense stopping now.
>Day of surprises in Equestria
>Your tired brain slowly begins to stir, and your eyes respond to the harsh light coming in the window
>The alarm hasn't gone off yet, and you relish the few minutes of sleep you have left
>Then you feel something warm and ticklish on your neck and ear
>You hum and rub the affected spots, but again you feel the warmth; it's almost as if someone is breathing on you
>And then you heard a familiar giggle
>A whisper, "Nonny."
>You jump and quickly sit up
>Pinkie is curled up next to you in bed, a playful smile on her face and her lust staining your sheets
>"Hi."
How the fuck did you get in my house?
>Your alarm clock goes off, but the ring has been replaced by... something
>'Here comes the morning sun, it's time to have some fun'
>Pinkie singing, with brief kazoo interludes at the end of each verse
>'Time for you to be alive, i'll follow you until you die'
How did you even do this?
>'My cupcakes are really sweet, but my pie just can't be beat'
>She winks and nudges you, "That's a double entendre."
I'm not stupid
>'Wake up sleepyhead, it's time to give you head'
This is terrible, Ponk
>"You didn't like your surprise?"
No. Also, you rhymed head with head
>"Oh, I'm glad that's the part that caught you."
>Jump out of bed with her in hot pursuit
>She pounces towards your dick, but you turn your body slightly and watch her dive right through your second floor window
>When you look out through broken glass you see her just get up without a scratch like it was nothing
>"I'll see you later, Nonny. Come on, Gummy!"
>You hear some rustling from behind you and when you peer over your shoulder you see the alligator crawl out of your underwear drawer
>He stares at you, blinks each eye once, and then swallows a pair of your undies before following his crazy owner and jumping out the window
>Pinkie catches him and then pets him lovingly
>"Let's go get you your breakfast laxatives Gummy."
>The song on your alarm clock starts over
>>25631626
Wh-what, Pinko is innocent. She'd never do a thing like that.
>Day of no surprises in Equestria
>Thank god that horrible pink rapist agreed to leave you alone today; Pinkie Promised
>You wake up to the fresh morning aroma of no nasty mare musk
>The bed isn't cramped today and you take full advantage of it by stretching while lying down
>You perform the triple S without interruption
>No pink blob oozes out of the shower head when you turn it on
>There isn't a scuba hose sticking out of your toilet tank
>And you apply your shaving cream with joy knowing full well it hasn't been replaced by whipped cream this time
>You get dressed and smile when you open your closet door and don't get tackled or blasted with confetti
>In fact, you're actually feeling pretty good
>There's a handsome, worry free, confident dude looking at you in the mirror today
>Your stomach growls
>A hungry dude too
>You practically skip to the kitchen to make breakfast
>Finally a day where you can open the fridge and know that all your food will be there (and not be replaced with erotic baked goods)
>Then you open the fridge
>And a filthy, food stained, yellow Pegasus pony gasps and falls onto the floor
>Along with all of your food
>Jars break, your gallon of milk begins pouring onto the floor, eggs crack, Fluttershy's butt has smashed all your fruit
>You glare at her, the sudden reminder of your old rapist nearly giving you a coronary
>She meekly looks up at you, with old noodles in her mane
>"Um, Pinkie said that you like surprises. So I hid myself in your fridge to surprise you."
>You're about to hit her, but then your stomach growls again
>"Where you surprised?"
>Grab her by the mane and toss her away
You didn't ruin all my food, did you?
>"Is that a no?"
>Fuck none of this is salvageable
Shit, I gotta go grocery shopping now cause of your ass
>"Anon, none of the grocery stores are open today."
>Raise an eyebrow at her and she tells you about some holiday that of course has a dumb horse pun for a name
>>25632527
Are you telling me all the stores are closed?
>"Actually, now that you mention it, Sugar Cube Corner is open."
>Nope
>Well, guess you'll just starve today
>You look down and see Angel picking at a carrot that has tons of Fluttershy's hair on it
>What is it with rapists and bringing their pets with recently?
>...
>You can eat rabbits, right?
Hey Fluttershy, did you know that grilled rabbit is my fetish?
>Angel gives you a death stare
>Fluttershy asks you if it really is and you confirm it
>Angel looks suspicious when Fluttershy gives him a weird look after this
>She scoops Angel up in her arms
>He's wary but snuggles her anyway
>Then she grabs a can of lighter fluid too and he loses his shit
>You watch them go out back where you keep your barbeque
>Follow her and laugh as she holds Angel on the grill and squirts lighter fluid on him
>You won't actually let her go through with this, but that doesn't mean you have to stop her now
>Angel squeals and looks to you for a last chance at salvation
>You shrug
Your owner is crazy man. Is this really a surprise to you?
>>25632317you're right anon, pank is an upstanding citizenfluttershy on the other hand is, and always has been, a menace
>Walk to market
>Peruse the many fine rugs, rags, fruits and used military equipment for sale
>Run fingers through long, scraggily beard as you look
>Feel tug at lower part of robe, look over and down
>See Fluttershi'a
>She offers you an apple
"Al-Anon, w-would you like to c-come back to m-my h-h-hovel and h-h-help me... Take... T-Take off my hijab...?"
>Slowly lean down, coming to eye level with the pony
>Hand extends out to far right
>Hand swings forward, open hand slapping the whore temptress in the face
>Two ponies approach you
>They are wearing face concealing garment and wielding cheap, old, Soviet weaponry
>Explain that this whore came up and propositioned you
>Oh, and that she left her hovel without a male
>The guards nod, then, pick up Fluttershi'a off the ground and drag her away
>You dust yourself off, then continue to shop
>Cute pony, you hope there is one like her when you get your 72
>>25621376
A poisoned blow job saves Equestria.
I like it.
>>25632853
I like it. You should do a few more like this.
But not too many that you get bored and leave.Why must the good ones leave?
This is a cozy thread.
>>25634022
That's cause we're cozy people.
>>25634611
I like cozy people.
>>25632527
>she tells you about some holiday that of course has a dumb horse pun for a name
Muletide solstice
All Saddle's Day
Neighpi
Meigh Day
April Foal's Day
>>25635527
Haven't seen that gif and filename for a while.
Glad to see you're still around
>>25635610
Eh, just decided to pop back in. Glad to see y'all are still alive.
>>25635627
Don't mind if you pop back in more often.
I'm actually running low on kinda fresh images to bump
>>25635527
holy fucking nostalgia
and to fit it so cleverly into FR. bravo anon.
Unneeded bump.
Just finished taking a two ton shit, I'm surprised Cadence wasn't in my toilet bowl.
>>25630942I fell asleep, wopsieBut this thread got an abundance of ponk anywayHooray!
>>25638077
>>25638077
Pinkie... Has a way of getting into people's hearts.And sexual fantasies.
>>25638205
>And sexual fantasies.
God ain't that the truth. Several threads ago someone made a comment about Pinkie being a babysitter (or aunt, I can't remember) and just the small discussion about her tucking Anon in and getting 'kisses and cummies' made me realise just how much the world needs that.
>>25638205
>>25638349
>And sexual fantasies.
Speak for yourselves.
>>25638349
Oh yeah. I was in the middle of writing a story about that babysitter pinkie scenario.
But I hated where it was going so I deleted all of it.
All 17 posts worth of it.
Damn.
>>25638380
>deleted 17 posts worth of green.
It couldn't have been that bad. I would read it.
>>25638360
Pinkie is going after you first just for saying that, lucky bastard.
>>25638447
Then I await the annoying one. Flutters knocking at my door and then closing it is something I can get used to. When it comes down to Pinkie, the first cake she gives me better be tainted with cyanide.
>>25638447
>It couldn't have been that bad
It rambled, lacked direction, lacked any sort of character chemistry. I kept writing in the hopes that the plot would just magically appear.It didn't.
>>25638820
Ah, oh well.
>>25640388
That's your bump? Shit son, if this is the only effort that can be put into keeping the thread up, just let her die and someone who cares will start a new one. At least then we'll get some action for a while with the "oh you guys are still trying?" or "c'mon guys, don't keep letting this thread die!" posts.
>>25640476
Ease up on me will ya? Just had to use the restroom, I've been downing bottles of water all day. I checked the thread before I had to go, saw it was on page 10
>>25640535
Why so much water? What are you doing anon? Is this the ecstasy? Are you smoking the devil's lettuce? I wish you'd stick to normal drugs, like pussy, and freedom.
>>25640669
Just flushing out my system of all the salt and sugar intact I've had since my binge watching of Sons of Anarchy.
Call me crazy it, but I like it when my piss is clear.
Hey fellas, mights anybody remember the last prompt(s) for the Cyoa?
It's been a long week for me. We left off with Anon trying to call out to pinkie for help but ultimately failing to convey the message.
Catch up here, if need be: http://imgur.com/a/FBjp0
>>25640792
Uhh, there was several things, but I don't think anything was decided on. Nothing seemed to have gotten dubs.
Here's a couple
>"Luckily RARITY heard everything! And gosh dang Pinkie is gonna realize she was a dummy"
>"Seriously. We need help from someone not so randumb."
(Several comments replied to ^ with suggestions)
>"And there's only one pony around that fits the bill.Screw Loose.
(Said with image of Tree Hugger)
>"Nah bro's, there's only one pony that can totally help him mellow and get Fluttershy to chill out.
>We gotta somehow make contact with the hippy pone."
(That one seems to have the most favour thrown at it)
>"Someone, anyone, save Anon!
>Inb4 pure and selfless Applemare to the rescue"
(Replied to ^)
>"Yes save Anon Applebloom"
>"Use the state of near unconsciousness and mental exhaustion to attempt to send a distressed dream to Luna so she comes to help, since Pinkie is too oblivious."
So basically the general response seems to be that someone else helps him.
>Day 48 in Horseland
>Get your ass outta bed and perform the Triple-S
>Throw on some clothes and head downstairs
>You're gonna be ready today
>You're gonna photograph the Custard Creeper in the act, and then prove to her asshole friends that she's been sexually harassing you
>The didn't believe you
>Not a one
>Even the orange one that's supposed to be a living lie detector or some shit
>Doesn't matter, anyway
>Because it ends today
>You're gonna get proof
>Then a restraining order
>And then finally get some fucking peace
>You grab the camera you convinced Twibright to get you
>Fed her some bullshit story involving science
>That bitch loves science
>You ready the camera
>Due to ponies being low-tech, you'd only have one shot at this before you had to rig up the camera again
>She wouldn't give you that chance
>You stand by the door and get hyped
>Hyped for justice
>Knock knock
>It's go time motherfucker
>You throw open the door
"NOT TODAY, SATAN!"
>There's a big poof as the camera goes off
>"Hiya, Nonny! Who's Satan?"
>...
>Well, damn
"Pinkerton? Where's Fluttercreep?"
>"Nonny, that's mean! Fluttershy gets really sad when you call her names!"
"And I get really sad whenever she tries to grab my junk. Whaddya want?"
>"Fluttershy told me to tell you that she wanted you to know that she was gonna throw you a party! It was kinda weird though, 'cause she said it was gonna be in your pants! I mean you're a big guy, but your pants aren't big enough to hold an entire party! So I offered to help! But she got kinda weird when I said that. She said something about threesomes maybe being 'it', then she said she wanted to go first! Do you know what she meant, Nonny?"
>Ew
>You know what she meant all too well
>And you also knew Pinkie wouldn't believe you
>Doesn't stop you from trying though
"Sex. She's talking about sex. She wants the d and it sounds like she's willing to force you into a three way to get it."
>As expected, she laughs it off
>"Anon, you so crazy!"
>Ugh
>Fuck this
>>25640476
>>25640476
I personally put the effort in to at least find an image to look at rather than just saying "bump".
Hell, I've even taken to censoring several images that would be deemed inappropriate otherwise. Given the nature of the thread, some of them can be fairly appropriate.
Hell, I'll throw a scenario with it for free. Could say it's a Nude, but not really.
What if Anon and Twilight were dating, and he realises she never offered for him to meet her parents because of her mother. Twilight Velvet is probably a nice lady, a lovely wife and loving mother... But she's got a certain quirk that Twilight, Shining Armour and their father are very aware of.
If an eye isn't kept on her, she'd essentially become the Canterlot Bicycle. Sure, her family can keep her in check, and it's not like her husband doesn't satisfy her, it's just that she hasn't got much shame. She'll flirt with any attractive guy she sees, even probably make a casual offer for others to take a ride. Night Light knew what he was in for when he married her!
That said, when Anon goes ahead and invites her mother down for a visit regardless of Twilight's warnings, it isn't long before he starts to regret it. The woman does not know boundaries. She's probably not even aware of how she may or may not embarrass Twilight when she lets Anon know of some comparisons between them (and why she'd be so much better in bed). Unfortunately since Anon decided to ignore Twilight's warnings, she's just gonna let him put up with it and let her mother stay. She knows how her mother is, so Anon can fend her off himself to learn a lesson.
>>25640792
>>25640929
Anon needs a hero
>>25640929
>>25641969
Sorry about this one taking the time it did. I can probably do two more tonight.
>>25642350
Oh shit, we actually have Tree Hugger.
Confirm her presence and also mention that she really shouldn't be doing that when there's probably a bunch of flammable shit around.
>>25642390
One more.
>>25643036
Sure, why not, take a hit.
Also introduce her to the half dead Anon.
>>25643058
I'll be back in the evening, i dont have anything else planned im sure.
Bamp
>>25641098
kekHey, aint you from anon in prison thread? Welcome to the coziest thread on /mlp/
>>25643567
Well obviously we let hippy pone take a whack at it. I'm sure offering Anon some of what she's holding would be sufficient forgiveness.
