In order to claim your waifu, you must first beat Iron Will in a fight. Do you fight him?
>>25525125
>fighting a minotaur
>>25525125
Hell yes, I´ll just grab his nose ring and twist it until he submits.
>>25525125
There's no downside to this. Wrestle Iron Will would be right up there on my "if fiction were real" bucket list regardless if it led to anything else.
>>25525125
I can shoot him. Gunfight is still a fight :^)
>>25525125
So is this fight on the level of a friendly spar, an international MMA competition, or a fight to the death?
[pneumatic whoosh sound]
RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHH
>>25525125
Sure. Hey, maybe if I'm lucky, he'll kill me.
>>25525125
begin using my nanomachines to aid me
>>25527252
But Anon, if you die there, you'll end up here again.
>>25525794
To the death.
>>25525125
Nigga skips leg day and is topheavy as fuck. All you'd have to do is sweep his skinny little chicken legs, pin him, and twist his nosering until he submits.
>>25525141
This. Piercings are a bad idea in a fistfight.
>>25525125
>You will never fight Iron Will in the name of your waifufor me Bon-Bon
>You will never fall to your knees after an epic battle parrying his blows and knocking the wind out of him and vice versa as your waifu watches with tears and shock evident on her face.
>He will never laugh as he calls you pitifully weak.
>You will never scream at the top of your lungs as kinetic energy spontaneously forms around you launching both of you in the air.
>You will never launch yourself down towards an unsuspecting Iron Will as you scream 'FALCON PUNCH!' and obliterate his big stupid face with the power of 1000 super saiyans.
>You will never look your waifu in the eyes one last time as you smile to her before disintegrating into tiny ash molecules.
>She will never return home remembering your clear face as you smile to her after you proved yourself worthy to claim her.
>She will never meet another stallion for the rest of her life since she will always remember your sacrifice and keep herself for you only.
>>25529137
Why even live?
>>25525125
FIGHT him? Nah, I got a better idea.
>>25525125
That sounds like a real good way to get your shit kicked in
>>25525125
SUPLEX CITY BITCH
>>25525125
Sure, I could go for a burger about now.
>>25525125
Yes. Just let me get my tight, tight pants
>>25529398
Anon uses Taunt.It's not very effective
>>25529137
>tfw like fencing and have been training alone for a long time
>tfw this will never come truelyra, my waifu
I am ready
>>25529398
>>25529475
you shit stop making me burst with laughter
