http://strawpoll.me/6079225
Recent threads have brought some interesting matters up, which prompts a very important question.
If you went to Equestria, would you attempt to fuck a pone or completely avoid them because of their horse anatomy?
>>25524030
This horsefuckery meme has gone too far. It's like how the waifu thing has become super serious when we used to do it sarcastically on /a/ back in 04.
>>25524030
>where do you think we are?
Damn straight.
>>25524030
Holy fuck, are you literally retarded?
>>25524030
I'd fuck a cutesy wutesy pony from Equestria but not a real live horse. They also don't have the same anatomy and Equestrian horses have sapience.
>>25524056
Because nobody's ever loved a fictional character before that meme word started, right?
>>25524030
Just a reminder. You can either be a Chaothic Evil freak or Lawfull Good freak. Say "no!" to animal abuse.
>>25524030
I bet you're one of those retards who thinks wanting to fuck pone is the same as wanting to fuck real horse
>>25524056
>when we used to do it sarcastically on /a/ back in 04.
Where did 'mai waifu' come from?
>>25524085
I think the majority of cloppers became one just because of their human qualities and inteligennce. If it was for their animal bodies, we would fap to National Geographic and Discovery Channel documentaries..
>>25524086
Entire concept of waifu was born in one of the threads discussing Azumanga Daioh episode.
Just like "dat feel" meme was born in one of thread about Wojak- the Polishfag and his sad experience with the ladies.
Know your memes.
>>25524079
No they did, but it was the legit autists and retards like with Minerva Mink. But even then loving cartoon characters were more of a crush and masturbating to porn. Now it's become to the point where people have life-sized plushes, eat with their plushies and dakis, and live their entire lives for their waifu, shunning actual women and friends.
It was a joke initially where we made fun of the freaks who took it too far.
>>25524108
Thank fuck, I don't go to /a/ but nobody outside of it ever seems to know what the fuck azumanga is sometimes.
Go about your business, I'm done with this thread.
>>25524086
The pervert teacher in Azumanga Daioh was acting like a creepy pedohile. Until one of the episodes when this recurring jokes died because it turns out that a hot teacher was his wife. He said "It's my wife" trying to speak english, but because he was japanese it turn out to sound like "Muh waifu"
>>25524117
The same types of people who were doing it then are doing it now. It's not like healthy, popular, cool people who love 3D women were converted to "autism" by you through some kind of misunderstanding. Don't be stupid.
>>25524056
Same with how racist jokes here have turned into stormfaggotry
>>25524092
I like horses because I find human vag gross and vastly inferior in functionality.
Horses don't bleed
Horses don't have big floppy Lips
Horses have peristaltic muscles in their vagina walls
Horses can rub their clits on your dick while fucking them
Horses have a nice warm body temperature, higher then our own
As for the abuse bullshit, horses will kick the shit outa you if they don't want it. Or bite you. Horses get so horny during estrus that they fuck poles. They want the d. They are full grown and their understanding of sex will never change.
If they are old enough for normal sex with their own species it makes no difference if a human fucked them or an animal. They won't think it any different.
>>25524137
There are way more people doing it now because of the internet age which has made these things more acceptable and because people on /a/ started taking it too seriously like how people on /mlp/ are taking these horsefucking and >no hooves memes too seriously. Same with /pol/ memes and racism being taken too seriously. The underage fags and autists go to extremes and ruin the fun with their retarded antics.
>>25524147
>Horses don't bleed
Horses do menstruate. It's called the fucking estrous cycle.
>>25524117
Being attracted to anthropomorphic animals was never a wierd shit from the beginning. Even normies did that. This board is just a bit more fixated on this. But not to the patholigical level of bestiality. Just like liking anime with lolis does not turn you into a pedohile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE
>>25524171
They have estrus... but they don't bleed. Maybe you should look it up or something.
>>25524174
You're not understanding what I'm saying. People have always had crushes on cartoons and some of us have always masturbated and fantasized about them. Some of us collect toys about them.
But it's taking it too far when you live your life for your waifu and start talking to your toys or plushies and having dinner with them sincerely.
>>25524171
I actually laughed out loud at this.
But seriously. I feel bad for this nigger. How fucking dumb can you be? How can you think only humans menstruate.
>>25524147
Kill yourself. You are mentally ill if your mind is not adjusted to human bodies. Is even worse than transexuality and homosexuality in that manner.
And you are still taking advantage of horses. They are obviously less inteligent and treat you as their adoptive parents. If you raise a dog or a cat and feed them, they will also not try to resist. But it doesn't mena that you should you sick fock m8.
>>25524171
>>25524188
To clarify. Humans shed their uterine lining. Dogs bleed to infuse pheromones into their puss. Horses urinate more to give off phermones.
No, horses don't menstruate. Neither do dogs.
Maybe if you actually looked it up instead of trying to act smart you'd know, horses don't menstruate
>>25524176
I guess you're right. They just shed the endometrium. I thought they'd be like dogs.
>>25524184
You are talking about Tulpafags. Both them and Zoophiles along with Pedophiles are just a group of mentally ill extremists with no self control..
>>25524147
Good for you. That has nothing to do with MLP though.
>>25524198
Nigger I work with horses. Maybe menstruate is the wrong word, they don't bleed but every 3/4 weeks jennies have some jankyass shit going on. They expel more than piss. IMO blood is less of a mess.
As for dogs got me, they don't actually menstruate, but they bleed.
>>25524193
You can't "take advantage of them," they're fucking horses, what are you gonna do, neigh at them in a way that tricks them into giving up their pus?
>>25524203
Yeah that's one example.
Like think of those early pics where people ate spaghetti with a daki across from them. We used to make those pics for fun. "It's muh kawaii waifu!", but now you see people on other sites, like DA, YT, and tumblr, where they're sincere and cringey about it. Like those pics where people photoshop a pony in or like Chris-chan's shit
>>25524147
You can also teach a 8 or even 12 year daughter/sister with stories about delicious mik from your penis just so they would suck your dick but just because they dont resist or are even eager to do so, doeasn't mean you should tak advantage of them.
>>25524214
You've clearly never seen a girl menstruate... I made the mistake of asking my ex to show me what it looked like. Holy fuck. It's like someone made jello out of human flesh and it usually doesn't smell too great... not to mention they become bitches.
Horses being horny durring their time of the month > woman being cunt.
>>25524160
I seriously doubt the people here talking about their history of having sex with their horses suddenly were converted to that lifestyle through /mlp/'s "memes". People different than you will exist, and the fact that they show up here isn't because they're taking any joke you may have made too seriously. It's because it's fucking 4chan. A big place for anonymous weirdos to talk about weirdo things. You talk like you're some kind of great wise oldfag, so I don't know how you wouldn't get that by now. It's not like you'll find people outside of here openly talking seriously about their horsefucking and waifu.
About waifus, though, maybe they wouldn't have considered living this way if not for the word being made popular, but that doesn't mean they're somehow mistaken and living a joke that they missed. If they weren't cut out for dedicating their love-life to a cartoon character, they'd realize it and stop. If it does work out well for them and they feel the euphoric peace and happiness and such that can come with such a thing, they probably wouldn't have lived a very good "normal" life pursuing a wife and starting a family and anyway.
>>25524236
Yeah menstruating is gross. So is shitting and pissing which we all do and so do horses.
>>25524225
Exactly, you have to trick an 8 or 12 year old to have sex with you
You don't have to trick a horse though, because they know exactly what's going on and are doing it because they want to.
>>25524225
Horses are not human
>>25524245
Horses shit better though
>>25524030
>people bitching about "muh bestiality"
>people who bitch about fetishes at all
>people who bitch about any of the three different kinds of pony porn
Here, i made a fucking guide for you retards so you can learn how to not be a sperg about fucking horse porn, now stop acting like a bunch of idiots
>>25524245
No doubt. I'm just making an argument for why ponies are better then humans. It's because they don't resemble humans that they are so much better.
>>25524243
If you seriously believe that the horsefucker meme hasn't spread this shit, then you're crazy. These memes don't cause people to act in a certain way. It makes it seem more acceptable when they think you're joking is serious. So then they express it outright and then other people start expressing it outright too which makes them more comfortable with it. In that way the meme turns from ironic to sincere.
>>25524247
You don't have to trick them. There are plenty of preteen girls who want to get fucked by teenagers and college kids.
>this thread
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WE JUST DID THIS
MOOOODS
Please come clean this up, friends, I have hotpockets for you
>>25524236
>girls are bitches during their periods meme
Shit girls use that as an excuse to get away with being cunty. You can find a worthwhile girl.
Plus period sex isn't that bad, grow up. I'm not gonna let blood stop me.
I'm not knocking fucking a pone, I know I'd do it if I knew I wouldn't get caught. I'm just pointing out that meme is shit.
Your argument should have been, that there are so many shitty girls and the effort to find a good one isn't worth it if you can just fuck a horse.
I don't agree with that, but it's better than your original point.
>>25524263
Why do you compare horses with humans? They are not the same, get over it tumblr
>>25524256
All three of those images look like pure shit, please die.
>>25524275
This.
Let pone be pone and grills be gril.
>>25524275
I wasn't the original guy who made that point. I was just saying you don't need to trick preteen girls to fuck you. They get horny too and they like older guys.
>tumblr
Yeah OK.
>>25524274
Nah, just sticking with horses have better anatomy. That coupled with most girls being shit, physically or emotionally, why bother. Girls today are fat bitchy sluts..
>>25524305
I hope you get shot by a farmer the next time you rape a horse.
>>25524256
Just because a bestiality fag made it, doesn't mean you are being white washed, you freak. I hope your parents will one day find out about your real life horse collection.
>>25524256
Bestiality fags are as pathethic as Mud from Gothic who also was thrown into the mines for bestiality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkx-t4D3UU
To all the faggots who bitch and moan about horsefuckery:
Seriously where the fuck do you think you are?
Do you think 'autism' is just a meme?
Everybody in this website are internet addicts and they are all socially awkward for this reason.
On the other hand we DO have self control because fucking a horse is not painful for the mare you just don't think it through.
Fucking other animals however is not really that tamed for them you just don't get the difference.
If you don't want to do it then... ok it's fine just don't make a fuss over it , horsefucking has been board tradition for 3 years.
The only reason that I haven't tried it yet is because that all of the horses here are fucking stallions and the very rare mare ones are not white and not my type but I will do it if I am given the chance.
It would depend if I was transformed into a pone or not
if so,You know it, son
if not, I'd hesitate, and probably wouldn't end up going through with it.
>>25524349
>why do you bitch and moan
literal horsefuckery doesn't belong, never did
>autism
>social awkward
not even slightly relevant, not sure why you are even mentioning it
>>25524305
You reak of angst. Not judging, I'm pretty sure everyone here is jaded in some way otherwise we'd be on another site.
>girls today are fat bitchy sluts
Again, all. This one doesn't even make sense there are plenty of smoking girls out there.
But what I'll agree with is that all girls, or rather humans have something wrong with them. Fat, but great personality. Attractive, but possessive. Etc... No one, male or female, is perfect. But you take the bad for that deeper connection that you cannot get from a non sapient creature.
If that doesn't appeal to you and you aren't just bitching cause no girl every asked you out then power to you, and fuck a horse for all of us.
Either way stop being a faggot and making more shit threads.
>>25524340
>>25524348
I am not even into bestiality though, i just believe bitching about it on /mlp/ from all places is retarded, this board wants to fuck ponies, and the shitposting evolved to horses, at first it was a joke, but like any joke here, people started taking it seriously, now there is a group who is legit into bestiality here, and they claim if you're not into bestiality there is something wrong with you
On the other hand, bestiality is just another shitty fetish and bitching about it, trying to stop people from enjoying it is also stupid, expecting /mlp/ to change just because you don't like a thing is the kind of cancer that makes this place worst, if people want to fuck horses and nobody but a vocal minority seems to give a fuck, them they should be allowed to talk about how much they want to fuck horses
In other words, i don't fap to real horses, but i believe people should have the freedom to at least fap to them and discuss the subject here since this is 4chan and trying to push moral shit here is stupid because you're one click to trap, gay, furfag pedo shit
>>25524349
I'm autistic and have social anxiety and I think bestiality is gross. Bestiality has nothing to do with autism.
>>25524368
You never belonged here nigger.
Just fucking search horse fucking threads from years ago on desu storage archives.
/mlp/ is NOT a place for normalfaggotry.
>all this same fagging
wew
>>25524356
that's weird anon
why?
>>25524376
it's not a place for bestiality either
just because you are not into bestiality does not mean you are a normalfag, that is not the definition of normalfag
>>25524377
>I don't know how an argument works
>>25524376
Take your fascist /r9k/ and /pol/ mentality away from here. It ruins fun.
If you like looking at pictures of horse vagina, go ahead. Don't talk about it here because it has nothing to do with MLP. Do it on >>>/trash/.
If you like fucking real horses, I'll judge you but talk about it on >>>/trash/.
If you want to fuck ponies from Equestria, that belongs here. Clop of course belongs on >>>/trash/ though.
>>25524402
I like to agree with you but do you seriously want /mlp/ to change into /co/?
Human threads have taken over 50% of the board and if we really want to drop the horsefucker mentality we might as well become just like ponychan.
>>25524402
>Take your fascist /r9k/ and /pol/ mentality away from here. It ruins fun.
>continues to try stopping people from discussing subject because you don't want them to
>the same mentality that derails thread and kills fun
>If you like looking at pictures of horse vagina, go ahead. Don't talk about it here because it has nothing to do with MLP
Its a tradition though, ironic or not people will defend it because they respect the concept, not everybody who supports the idea is into bestiality, some just think its funny and they hate fags who complain about shit nobody cares about
>If you like fucking real horses, I'll judge you but talk about it on /trash/
Its mostly a meme, people do that as a joke, literally nobody cares if someone really fucks a horse or not, only idiots take the whole "if you don't fuck horses you don't belong on /mlp/" thing seriously, people will talk about how much they want to fuck horse pussy because ponies are horses, which IS pony related, believe it or not, and /mlp/ isn't a very rule strict board if you haven't noticed
For fucks sake, there is being autistic, and them there is being SJW autistic, this isn't a black and white conflict, people who don't support your attempt of censour aren't necessarely into bestiality, and you're not into a crusade against the evil heretics who are ruining your precious board, just stop, this board isn't just for you, and it will never be, if you don't like how /mlp/ works and what we believe, you can always go back to whatever you came from
>>25524378I'd hesitate because...well, I'd be too self conscious about our species difference.
I mean, they'd be much shorter than me, have no tits, be vegetarians, their manes probably feel nothing like human hair, etc.
I can appreciate dat flank, but probably because it reminds me of human female flank.
If I was a pony, all that shit would probably not bother me as much, if at all.
I blame my biology for that mentality, and once my biology was changed, the problem fixes itself.
>>25524446
>short
You can pick up your pone anon. What's better than carrying your pone?
>species
Headcanon, but they might be totally fine with interspecies. I mean you got Yaks, Buffalo, Griffons, and pone (might be missing some).
>tits
Horses have crotchtits anon.
>veggies
You know there's gonna to be some predator/pray role playing. And it's gonna get weird.
>mane
Never pet a pony? A well groomed horse's mane is a little coarse depending on the breed. But still nice. Some have smoother hair than humans. Some. And with the human level hygiene pones have and conditioner made for that shit I guarantee Rarararaa's mane is as silky smooth as it looks.
>>25524256
>>horses are good for cuddles
you people are fucking idiots.
>>25524446
>>bigger than pone
you may very well be shorter if they are not as little as the title implies
>>predator prey roleplay
i wish there was more of this of a female character grabbing and biting a ponies neck.
>>25524502
>>25524446
>you can pick up your pone, Anon! isn't that great?
Not when they're significantly smaller than I am. They'd remind me of a little kid if they were that small, and that would bother me.
>they might not be as small as you think
I can't find the image right now, but the analysis with the 8 foot tall candy cane convinced me that they're 3-4 feet tall.
>but they have crotchtits!
fucking Jesus, that would be an instant deal breaker, if those things were as...visible as human tits are. I hate it when artists draw them on, it is a glaring constant reminder of how non-human they are.
>Predator/prey RPnot gonna lie, that'd be pretty damn hot. Or if I played they role of a shepard...then they'd have to call me master...
>mane
That is a good point, I'll give you that one.
>vegetarians
This is part of the reason I'd be hesitant to visit Equestria as a human. Most of their food is hay/grass based. I'm unsure if most of their food would even be digestible, let alone taste good. at least they have fruits and veggies, shit.
>>25524145
>Same with how racist jokes here have turned into stormfaggotry
Hello newfag
>>25524608
Or some tumblerite who tries to "change" something here.
>>25524082
fixed
>>25524592
I think crotchtits are hot as fuck... But to each his own.
>>25524592
Gotta say most of you opinions are crap.
Anyway, about the food. We're omnivores, seeing what they eat from the show you could easily manage. They eat baked goods that irl horses couldn't, which means they can easily eat and have nuts for protein and other essentials around.
Also, in bigger cities you can find griffons. Who are carnivores or at least omnivores. I'm sure you could find a vendor to buy meat. It juat might be a little awkward.
>>25524030
>If you went to Equestria, would you attempt to fuck pone....
I'd fuck a pone on Earth if given the chance so. I guess that answers that one.
>>25524592
crotchtits are only good if they don't look like human boobs just moved down a little bit from the chest
>>25524772
This, there are some artists who make them look really disgusting
>>25524368
>literal horsefuckery doesn't belong, never did
Thats untrue, kill yourself and never come back
I got a confession
In this board I got linked to nice beastiality videos ('Best mare pack', for example), and I won't hesitate to say yes when I get asked about if /mlp/ has zoophilia tendences
But, that's it; I really doubt people on this board got the chance of sexing an actual real life horse, mostly because it's hard to take care a horse (Well, the correct term would be 'Laborious'), but mostly important because a mare can kick your chest and destroy all your ribs, mostly killing you in the process.
Horses are animals to not 'fuck' around with [spoilers]le puns are funny isn't it amirites?[/spoiler]
So, in the end:
>Zoophiles?
Yes.
>Actual horsefuckers?
I doubt it.
I wold definitely be willing to fuck an equestria pony, but I wouldn't nessecarily go out of my way to make it happen.
>>25524592
crotchtits!
they can be cute
>>25524627
>>25524772
this
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/11/4/757722.png
i really love small ones like pic related
>>25526541
that's really cute :3
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wqqga40jj25n3pq/CummingAttractions.wmv?dl=0
>>25526549
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/7/7/932039.png
just imagine giving belly rubs, then work your way down from there and start massaging those little nipples, a gentle pinch or two...
and a boner like diamonds, thats enough /mlp/ for today
>>25524492
>Horses have crotchtits anon.
>crotchtits anon.
>crotchtits
Absolutely disgusting
>>25524030
I want to fuck a mare
I want to fuck here there
I want to fuck a mare in her derriere
I want to fuck every mare under the sun
I wan to fuck a mare in the open air
As I hold onto her derriere
I want to fuck every mare under the sun
>>25526743
Oh man. I wish I was in Equestria now. Thanks for the new fetish.
>>25524030
Intelligent, language compatible, etc. etc.?
If it's consensual, sure. No >rape
That's a positive for interspecies existence if Equestrians are capable of matching us for kinks and enjoy it.
>>25526974
Why you bully crotchtits?
I wouldcum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25524372
This esteemed gentleman right here is correct in all respects. Bravo anonymous.
>>25524368
>literal horsefuckery doesn't belong, never did
Actually it's always been here, it's just usually during the later hours of the day.
>>25527373
It's right here, actually.
>>25526588
