A continuation of >>25432889
Mostly just made this thread so writefag could finish his story >>25434466
But if anyone wants to add another story or some OC art go ahead
>>25520721
>another general
>>25520721
Makes me wonder if those Pone Prison threads should be expanded into a more general Pone Law Enforcement-type deal.
>>25520735
ebin
>>25520735
Just wanna inform all of you that although cop role playing is hot and all, IRL cops are vermin that should be violently purged.
Never forget that they are your enemy.
>>25520953
Go home BLM
>>25520735
Welcome to /mlp/ newfriend, enjoy your visit but remember,the ride never ends^:^)
>>25520974
>implying BLM
>implying they aren't right for hating cops but just for all the wrong reasons
>>25521007
I am all for reformation of a corrupt force but those fucks want no police force whatsoever
>>25520721
So...
This is like the prison pone thread?
>>25521020
We need a force that isn't shit, the current force is shit, violently purge them and replace them with good ones.
Whole point of my post was to remember that cops are bad, aren't your friends, and to always be very wary of them
>>25521104
Come post here and tell us how you feel the next time some cop fucks you or someone you know over pal
>>25521070
Hey man, I just want you to know that I totally think you should ask Suzy to the winter formal. She may be a senior,but just show you're confident and you'll have her.
>>25521122
Kk, right after a nigger breaks into your house and rapes your waifu plush while you are away.
>>25520721
Bumpity bump
want more cute police pony art.
pic not really related I guess
>>25521249
That's what the second amendment is for.
>>25520721
Someone needs to write nigger anon getting arrested
>>25522577
Or how about a story where anon helps keep illegal zebras out of equestria
>>25522732
Remember that time he won an Oscar? What happened with that?
>>25521070
Hell of a generalization there, champ. Guess what? Assholes come in ALL shapes and sizes, and your friendly neighborhood police force has pretty much the same ratio of absolute cunts to pretty good guys as every other group in existence.
You only notice the ones who fuck up. Confirmation bias.
>>25522780
It is the same in all of society really. The loud assholes are the ones you notice over the ones who just want to do their job properly and go home.
>>25522763
He did a few good movies like radio, but after a while it just turned into direct to DVD movies, such as that USBP movie pictured and Ben Carson: The movie
>>25522813
>This
You never hear the rational people in the group.
Ex, if the group is pro-police the only ones on TV from them are the people who think that all officers of the law are living saints who could do no wrong and if they are anti-police than the only ones you hear are the (pictured here) kill all officers and murder their families.
And this can be applied to any group such as the pro-guns, pro-enviroment, anti-science, vice versa and etc
>>25522074
me too
Pg.8 boop
>>25522074
Bump 4 this
boop
>>25520721
Fuck the police
ponibones, comeback
we forgive the bones
>>25520721
PONYBONES WHERE ARE YOU
>>25526182
Where ir ponybones?
I sacrifice my memes for the Ponybones
>>25526182
>>25526246
I'mhere. https://youtu.be/Hhki7cG55Lk
>The light dims as Celestia floats back down to the ground.
>The room is silent except for Blue Fuzz's quiet sobbing.
>Celestia's eyes close for a moment, returning to their normal appearance when she reopens them.
"Anonymous,"
>You snap to attention, straightening up at the Princess' address.
"It appears you have been greatly inconvenienced by Blue Fuzz's abuse of power. On behalf of Equestria, I offer you my deepest apologies."
>She bows her head down.
>You shrug awkwardly.
"It's not a big deal, really."
>Blue Fuzz suddenly cries out and runs out of the throne room, leaving her hat on the ground.
>Celestia ignores the outburst.
"If there is anything we can do to make it up to you, please, feel free to as-"
"I'm sorry Princess, I appreciate it, I just- I have to go."
>You quickly bend down to scoop up the tiny police hat and run out of the throne room after Blue.
>>25526254
HE HAS RETURNED! MEMES FOR THE BONER LORD!
>>25526254
HE'S BACK!!!
praisin'
>>25526254
>You run through the castle hall, looking for Blue.
>You ask the closest guard if he's seen her run through.
"Blue Fuzz? Oh, the academy reject who plays police pony downtown. Yeah, she came running through here crying about something or other. Probably ran out of sprinkle donuts at the bakery, haha, hah!"
>You roughly push him aside, slamming him into the wall beside you as you shove past.
"Don't know my own strength, sorry."
>You hear a groan in reply to your flat apology as you turn a corner and head for the entrance to the castle.
>You burst outside and see the same two guards as before.
"Blue Fuzz, did she come through here? Where was she going?"
>The guard with the appointment schedule answers.
"She came through here alright, bawling her eyes out for some reason. Not sure where she'd be headed, but more than likely to that rundown dump she considers a police station. She hardly goes anywhere else anyway. Honestly, it's kind of sad how her and her little friend have been allowed to play police for this long."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"What do you mean by that?"
>He rolls his eyes.
"Puh-leeze. It's not like Equestria actually needs a police force. Blue and Cherry are just a couple of losers too soft to make it through proper Royal Guard training that Princess Celestia felt bad for and gave a little pretend police station. Frankly, having her show up here again and again requesting repairs and equipment is just sad."
>Youclench your fists.
"That Royal guard training sounds hard. Bet you must be pretty tough for getting through it."
>He smirks.
"Well, not to brag or anythi-"
>Youpunch him in the side of the jaw.
>You thenslam your knee square into his chest, and again for good measure.
>You thengrab him by the shoulders and twist around, hurling him down the front steps of the castle.
>You glare at his partner.
"Hefell. Understood?"
>The guard pony nods.
>>25526442
what the fuck Anon
what the fuck...
>>25526442
"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION BOY, AM I UNDERSTOOD?"
>"yes sir."
"DAMN STRAIGHT SON."
>>25526501
to be honest, I would love to be a drill Sargent, gives me a good excuse to release any anger and I actually get to teach worthless kids to respect
fuckers these days definitely need it
>>25526525
>>25526536
>>25526442
The constant spoilers for things that don't need to be spoileredis getting sort of annoying.
>>25526570
it's ponybones' style, kind ofi agree
>>25526442
also, kind of went a bit autistic there, no?
>>25526581
/out/ must be getting kind of full by now
>>25526536
>>25526561
>>25526561
this story reminds me of my times when i was during training
a guy always leave the onions in his plate, he hated those.
but one day, we went to the hall, and when we receive dinner, the drills says "chef, give this soldier what i ask for"
the chef didn't reply, he jst bring a couple of boiled onions without removing the layers
poor guy had to eat them, in front of him
>>25526570
You can't just haveviolenceout in the open. Think of the children! D:
>>25526587
A little. I mostly just hate that guard. Like how GRRM hates the Stark family.
>>25526442
>You run down the castle stairs and through the streets of Canterlot.
>You make it back to the police station and rush inside.
>You hear crying.
>You look inside the holding cell and see Blue Fuzz lying curled up on the cot, crying into the pillow.
>You step inside the doorway to the cell.
"Officer Blue Fuzz?"
>She perks her head up and looks at you with a sniffle.
>She glares and throws her pillow at your face.
"I'm not an Officer anymore and you know it!"
>You let the pillow bounce harmlessly off of your chest.
>Her face crumples and she immediately starts crying again, burying her face in her forelegs.
>You slowly step forward, kneeling down next to the cot.
>You reach out and gently place the police cap on Blue's head.
>She looks up in surprise as she feels you place the hat on her head.
>You quickly slip your hands below her forelegs and scoop her up into your arms.
>You sit on the cot, leaning back against the cell wall and hold the crying pony against your chest.
>She buries her face against your chest, her tears soaking into your shirt.
"I'm sorry Anonymous... I... I shouldn't have arrested you... I just... I wanted to..."
>You gently pet her mane beneath her police hat.
"Shh. It's okay. I understand, I think."
>She pulls her head back and looks up at you.
"You do?"
>You nod.
"I think so. I got some insight from a prettyclumsyguard."
Now I'm going to go the fuck to sleep, as I have a multiplayer Civ V game to start in a few hours.
Those infidels won't civilize themselves, after all.
I'll be backeventually. Luuuuuuuuv yooooou. :3
>>25526699
>being a stark fanboy
>>25526676
I managed to piss off both a=my senior and kill hat in boot. I was a fat fuck going in and they basically put me on half rats with only high proteins with veggies. The joke was on them cause I devoured that shit and managed to lose 60 pounds. Felt good when those fuckers sought me out after the ceremony to shake my hand. I still think my kill hat is there on that island making someone's life miserable and pissing on their pillow. He was an angry little man.
>>25526795
Good luck and thanks for the update. We'll keep the thread alive till you return.
>>25526795
Multiplayer Civ 5?
I want to play
But only if its hybrid
Simal ruins warefare
>>25526594
Dude, we no longer need to tell fahgots to go
>>>/out/
Since we can just tell them to go into the
>>>/trash/
>>25526536
>>25526561
fucking wonderful
>>25526699
Great story Anon also nice dubs
>>25526442
lolwut
He could have done something less serious than assault on the royal guard if his aim was to give bluefuzz something to arrest him for to get her title back
Done.
Bumping withcutecop horse.
We need more pics, anons!
>>25527928
yes! content!
thanks anon
>>25522732
Desert, that's all that was out here was nothing but desert.
You stopped looking through your binocoulers and rubbed your strained eyes and than you go back to looking through them.
You hated this job but you know why you had it...because ponies were scared of you.
What they feared about you was a mystery to you (maybe its the neck-beard) but you could just feel their fear and it was that fear that forced Celestia to give you this job
You knew no matter how many times she said its because you have more endurance than any pony or that you had the better eyesight, you knew it was all a bullshit attempt at sending you to the most remote part of her empire...the border of Saddle Arabia and Equestria.
All this bullshit just so her little ponies wouldn't be scared but if you had it your way you would
>"Hey, Anon you see anything?"
>"No, Line Watcher I haven't seen anything in the past two hours so what makes you think I'll see anything now."
>"Don't need to be such bitch about it."
>*sigh* "Sorry Watcher, I didn't mean to go off on you like that."
>"It's alright Anon I understand how frustrating your life is right now."
You know you shouldn't get Watcher angry, not only because she had an crazy high pain tolerance but because she was one of the few friends you had in this world.
Hell, she was the only ponies that willingly chose to partner up with you when you first got this job with the Equestrian Border Watch Agency.
It went quiet again and you go back to looking through your binoculars.
Out in the distance near a dried up river bed you see a couple of bushes move and than a black and white flank
>"Yo, Watcher I think we got a body moving westbound at 6 O'Clock, probably another zebra."
>"Lets roll out than."
The two of you pack up your bags and begin walking down the side of the hill you guys were camped on and you begin walking towards the bushes where you saw the movement.
cont?
>>25528148
Forgot to add that this will be my first greentext
>>25528148
Well anon. My attention is yours. I can feel someALLAHU AKHBAR~~incoming.
>>25522074
>"Have you seen this pony, Anon?"
>>25528283
>Anon doesn't respond, because he's at the bottom of the fucking ocean and dead.
>>25527928
qtst pon
>>25528148
After a short 15 minute walk you finally reached the bushes
You found them to be more thicker than you expected them to be
>"Alright I guess were gonna have to split up if we want to have any chance to find them in the bushes."
>"OK, I'll take the West side and you take the East, were gonna try and pinch them."
>"Got it, radio me if you see anything."
>"You too."
And with that the both of you split up and headed towards different ends of the long line bushes.
Making your way through the bushes was tough work since your vest kept getting caught on the bushes and some of these branches were sharp enough to penetrate your green uniform.
You barely made it a couple feet into the bushes before your radio crackled to life.
You heard a quiet voice come through
>"Hey Anon I think I got eyes on the bodies, appears to be just three zebra stallions all appear to be carrying a package."
>"Alright stay put and wait for me to arrive."
There was no reply and just as I was about to radio back I heard multiple gun shots ring out before I heard my radio turn on
>ANON, MULTIPLE UNICORNS, ALL HEAVILY ARMED, I'M PINNED DOWN, PLEASE HEL..."
I knew that I had to get to Watcher as quick as I could so I just began to bull-rush right through the bushes but it was useless since while I could hear the gunfire I still didn't know in what direction it was coming from.
I decided to call in some back up
>"This is Agent Anon, my partner is pinned down and I can't reach her location, I need a pegasus to give me some aerial surveillance"
>"Copy that we are sending a pegasus to your location as well as a High Risk Situation Team (HRST)"
As I continued to make my way through the bushes I continued to hear gunfire which probably meant that Watcher was probably still giving them hell but just than the gunfire began to quiet down.
>"Anon, this is pegasus call sign Omaha where do you need me?"
>"I need you to put on your thermal goggles and tell me where Agent Watcher is located."
>>25528008
And here goes Cherry Top.d-do you l-like it?
>>25528772
it's perfect anon
>>25528683
>pic
>>25528683
>"Copy that, I got multiple cold bodies in the bushes but it appears that most of the living bodies are gathered around one particular body."
My stomach dropped when I heard that
>" Where are they"
>"All 6 of them are in the river bed."
I pulled my handgun out of it's holster and made my way towards the river bed.
It was there that I saw 2 zebra bodies on the floor as well as 1 unicorn but standing around were 3 unicorns two earth ponies and a single zebra.
They were arguing about something but my mind ignored that as it focused on a single thing.
The body of a young earth pony mare, who had a blonde mane and a chestnut coat, and she wore a green uniform coated in blood.
I felt all the rage boil up in me as I slowly pulled up my handgun and trained the sights on the head of the zebra, and I began to slowly squeeze the trigger.
6 months later
The bottle smashed against the wall of the cheap apartment
>"Fuck Celestia, firing me because I'm quote unquote mentally unstable."
I grabbed the painting off the wall and smashed it on my knee
>"Fuck those laws that didn't let me chase that last unicorn into Saddle Arabia."
I sat down on my bed and opened up another bottle of cheap whiskey, as I chugged it down I saw a picture I kept of me and Line Watcher. It was than that I knew what I must do
I put on my best suit, took the picture out of the frame and put it in my pocket, put my handgun in my holster, and put my badge on my nightstand
As I walked out of the apartment, I took one look back knowing I could never return before I closed the door behind me and began my hunt for that last unicorn.
I have to go do things I'll probably be back later hope you have been enjoying my first story
>>25528772
Cherry Top a cute.
CUTE.
>>25529051
ok, looking good so far
i am of fucking the police!
Bumping it
>>25530054
You stole my chance to bumpThank you m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0QiojYlAi0
>Be Cop Pone
>Detroit USA, home of the niggers
>Be walking down street
>See a couple of Ziggas being Ziggas
>One of them is talking Ghetto, and another is eating watermelon
>You walk pass them
>One of the Ziggas called you out
>You ignore because they don't know better
>Then suddenly, you see this big Zigga in front of you
>He has a pistol
>He take out your pistol
>He's threatening you to give your gun and your bits
>You shoot him
>He collapses and dies
>Other Ziggas shout, "HE DIDN'T DO NUTHIN!"
>Fast forward
>In court
>Not guilty
>Riots
>Hoofs up don't shoot
>Mfw I typed this
>>25530107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3gc91IpFE
>>25530107
I just imagine this
>"We have the evidence that [insert Zigga's name here] had a gun IN HIS HAND, at the time he was shot.'
>crowd calls them bullshit liars
or
>"He had a visible gun in his pocket, and was threatening me."
>Tons of "Liar" and "Racist" shouts fill the room
>"It was even recorded on the radio."
>"Rigged!"
>>25530054
What kind of damage do you think that gun does to her teeth when she fire it?
>>25530324
she's a big pone
>>25530107
>He's threatening you to give your gun and your bits
I missed the "you" and thought he was threating to return your gun.
>>25529051
11 months later
All these days of hard work have lead to this moment
You sat on a hill looking directly at a beach side villa
This was the villa where the unicorn was hiding, A pony that you have learned has quickly climbed the ranks of the cartel and has become a high ranking member.
and with more power comes more security
You take a quick swig of your whiskey before you throw it away and begin walking towards the front gate.
You carry a gym bag filled with a arsenal of weapons
As you walk up calmly to the pony guarding the gate.
>"Get the fuck out you bitch ass zigger"
Ignoring the insult you take your shades out, put them on
Than you take out your earphones and put them on and begin playing music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSD-oq9krRs
You than tighten your tie before you pull a switchblade out of your pocket and jab it into the ponies eye
After he falls down you pick up his keys and unlock the gate before casually taking your M60 off your back (Something your surprised the guard pony didn't notice but you did smell a hint of alcohol on his breath)
As you walk down the driveway you fire on any pony you see, it doesn't take long before you hear alarms ringing
You finally make it to the large double doors front entrance before you unload your remaining ammo through the door before you discard the gun and take a SR-556 out of your gym bag and you kick the door down.
You still see ponies trying to get to safety before you start unloading all while moving down the hall
Some ponies try to shoot you but they get taken out after they miss one or two shots
Your halfway down the hallway to the master bedroom before you feel a sharp pain from your right shoulder
It forces you to drop your rifle as you look behind you and see a pony holding a gun with his magic
You quickly rip open your suit to reveal a handgun in its holster before you take it out and shoot the pony
You return to making your way down the hallway until you reach the bedroom doorway
>>25530334
If we remove the hat will she die?
>>25530396
No that's ridiculous.
>>25530390
This was it, the end of the road
you take your headphones out and throw them away
You reload your handgun, something made difficult by the bullet holes that riddled your body
Your once clean, fitted suit was now torn and soaked in blood
You take a moment to calm yourself before you kick open the door
Time seems to slow down as you see ponies run wildly around
You fire your gun at each of them before you find yourself alone in the room.
Or so you think until you hear sobbing coming from a closet
You check your gun to see that you only have a single bullet left
You grip the door knob before you fling the closet door open revealing the unicorn you were looking for crying and sobbing
He looks up to you
>"Y..Your t..t..the agent's partner the one we killed on the border."
You say nothing as you put the gun up to the ponies head
>P..Please don't do this what do you want sex, drugs, money I'll give you anything just let me live, just tell me what you want"
>"Friendship" you say
You squeeze the trigger causing the back of the ponies head to explode as the gunshot echoed through the now empty halls
You drop your gun and make your way to the large bed in the center of the bedroom before you lay down on it and take a worn picture of you and Watcher out of your wallet and stare at it
You than pull the picture close to your chest and close your eyes for the last time
THE END
>>25530396
It'd be extremely sad.
>>25530334
>The flight plan I just filed with the princess lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you.
>First one to talk gets to stay on my balloon!
>>25530151
Mother of fuck that was amazing.
Based /k/
>>25530559
>Friendship
kek
That's what we all want tb.h fa.m
>>25527928
>>25528772
These are great anon
>>25520735
>Damn it! Now how am I supposed to find the diaper thread!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ca_sxbu6FoA
Someone should make a green text except its like COPS, so its just police ponies responding to redneck domestic disputes and fighting meth heads
>>25520721
OP STOP MANUFACTURING GENERALS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Merge with Anon in Pone Prison when?He DID just assault a guard, after all.
>>25532431
This wasn't suppose to be a general it was just suppose to be a clean thread for writefag to finish his blue fuzz story, I just said if people wanted to add more they could.
If its because of the title than tough shit, its just a uncreative title I came up with on the fly
>>25530559
I enjoyed it.
>>25526795
ill be waitin in this pit for u
>>25520953
>>25526536
>>25526561
>>25533576
when i was in the force, we had to take horses to another place
a sergeant said "hey, look, we are taking ponies".
and he sang "my little pony, my little pony, ahhh~~~~"
i shit you not anon, those were my brony years, i fight with a passion not to sing
And so, some time around the year 1850 B.C. the German horde fell upon Warsaw, conquering it and eradicating the Polish Empire for good.And nothing of value was lost.
>>25527928
>>25528772
I adore these. :3
>>25526699
>You carry Blue Fuzz with you back to the castle.
>The clumsy guard is leaning on his buddy
>Two other guards are at the base of the stairs while two more guard the door at the top.
>They immediately level their spears towards you.
>Clumsy points at you.
"Officer Blue Fuzz, arrest that human!"
>Blue Fuzz looks at him in confusion.
"Um... why?"
>Clumsy grits his teeth.
"He assaulted me!"
>Blue Fuzz looks up at you.
"Anonymous, is that true?"
>You smirk.
"Maybe. Shame there's no lawponies around to detain me and investigate such a serious accusation."
>The guards advance towards you, spears lowered.
>You set Blue Fuzz on the ground and step forward.
>You quickly grab one of the guards' spears, easily leveraging it from his hooves.
>You dodge the clumsy lunge of the second guard, stepping on the spear hilt and snapping the wooden shaft in half.
>A crowd has gathered around the castle, watching in confusion.
>You bring the undersized spear up to your shoulder and point at the closest unarmed guard..
"I want to speak to Princess Celestia. Here. Ask her to come outside."
>The guard looks conflicted, but retreats into the castle.
>More guards emerge from around the castle grounds, spears leveled towards you, but none daring to come close enough to use them.
>You wait.
>>25535781
yeeeeesssssssss
>>25535781
>Minutes pass.
"Anonymous, what are you DOING?"
>You glance back at Blue Fuzz
"I appear to be holding the best soldiers in the Equestrian military at bay with a sharp stick. Pretty impressive, no?"
>She scrunches her face angrily at you.
>You catch movement from the corner of your eye.
>You turn and dodge one clumsy spear thrust that could have easily taken your neck out if it hit.
>You grab the hilt of the spear and yank it away from the guard who thrust it, hitting him in the back of his helmet with the shaft of the spear you already held.
>He staggers forward, carried by his own momentum as you knock him out.
>Two more guards decide to press in while you're distracted.
>You turn their thrusting spears aside easily with the two you now hold, but a third steps forward and stabs for your ribs.
>It connects, sending a streak of pain throughout your body as the spearhead slides between bones.
>You collapse to one knee, your dead weight wrenching the spear from its wielder.
"ANONYMOUS!"
>You flail a retaliatory swing at the helmet of your attacker as you fall, knocking him from his feet.
>You push yourself up, resting your weight on the two spears like weaponized crutches.
>The guards back away, spears still semi-circled around you.
>Blue Fuzz runs up from behind you.
"Anonymous, please, stop, you're hurt!"
>You feel yourself getting lightheaded from pain and blood loss.
>It's become incredibly hard to breathe.
>Your vision blurs and you register the sensation of yourself falling before the world goes black.
>>25535925
Here is where, if I were a big enough asshole, I wouldwrite the word "FIN" and laugh while the world burns.
I gotta go get some bullshit adult things done, I should be back with more later.
>>25535925
oh dear
dun stahp
>>25535925
>You awake
>The guards still have spears pointed at you and Blue is bawling her eyes out
>The spear is still stuck in between your ribs
>You don't want to die this way
>A thought crosses your mind
>You think "I am not done"
>You say "I am not done"
>You scream "I AM NOT DONE!"
>It feels as though a fire is burning inside of your stomach
>Your skin grows tight
>The sound of bone creaking and snapping is audibly loud
>Again you say "I am not done"
>Your skins bursts open
>The muscle and fat tearing away from bone
>You shriek
>Your skeleton bursts out of the vessel you once called "home"
>You are now a spooky skeleton
>You kill everything in sightexcept Blue
>Blue is screaming but you don't really care
>You pick her up andrattleoff into the sunset
FIN
>>25536007
You motherfucker
>>25536007
He serious? If so quite the fake out.
>>25536007
Well, that was fun, back to pone prison you guys.
/thread
>>25536007
>>25536012
>>25536014
>>25536015
I'm not actually Ponybones, I was just doing to fuck with people.
I got a good laugh out of it though, so it was worth it in my book.
>>25536031
you lovable bastard
>>25536041
That's what I'm known for!
>>25536007
>>25536031
Goddamn you had me going you fucking mischievous scamp
>>25536031
you see kids, this is why people resort to using trips.
>>25533120
Anymore rick reactions?
>>25536479
I'd rather have more Big Boss reactions
>>25536525
>>25536969
>>25536525
>>25537232
>>25531042
They actually shot the place up.
>>25536525
Bumping with the mostsillycop ever.
>>25538278
Now we need a greentext of Anon taking her out to a nice dinner and everything, all while Blue Fuzz believes he's taken the bait.
Then, just as she's about to bust him, police pony cuddles ensue.
>>25538344
yup, dubs confirm
WRITEFAGS GET TO IT
>>25538278
>>25538344
>>25538377
fuck it
don't expect good writing
>be blue fuzz
>ready to go undercover
>anon was a big suspect in this case
>during night, the rate of hapehugs without consentraised since he move out
>but now, you are going to prove he is the responsable
>you put a yellow wig, and some frilly dress
>he should be in here for the "date"
>"excuse me"
>his voice runs a chill to your spine
>calm down fuzz, you can't ruin this
"y-yes?"
>"you are yellow hay?"
"and you must be anon.y.mose, correct?"
>"well, it's not like there's other human in equestria"
>you do a bad laugh
"oh well, shall we going?"
>"sure"
>>25538975
>he takes you to a small restaurant close to the park where you two meet
>you order a small salad, and he orders spaghetti
>what's with his obsetion with pasta?
>no time to think now
"so.... how you been?"
>"i been good, nothing to..... fuzz about"
>what did he say?
"uh... excuse me?"
>"nothing. i mean, nothing that made my day.... fuzzy"
>you sweat a little
>"oh... good. i-"
"but"
>uh oh
>"i felt kinda.... blue... lately"
>oh celestia, he knows!
>you stand up
"sorry, i need to go to the bathroom"
>you go quickly
>*click*
"cherry top, agent blue fuzz. do you copy"
>"yep. i heard everything"
"i think he knows. i need back up"
>"don't worry, my people is inside the restaurant. he can't try anything funny. besides..."
"besides... what?.... cherry top? do you copy?"
>someone knocks the door
"uh... sorry, it's occupied"
>"but i need to talk with my friend"
>you know that voice
>you open the door
"cherry!"
>"shh! hey, he can hear!"
"sorry"
>she has a disguise as one of the waiters
>"don't worry, i got you covered. and more ponies are outside, don't sweat it"
"alright. sorry for beign nervous"
>you hug her, and leave the bathroom
>anon is only looking at his glass
>good
"sorry for that"
>"no need to apologize"
"good"
>the waiter comes, and leave the dishes
>it was a "normal" dinner
>only talking about his life, some events that happened. nothing special
"that was delicious"
>"i agree. would you like some dessert?"
"sure"
>"a mare without doubts. i like that. especially because they don't have.... nothing to hide"
".... waiter!"
>a red mare comes close
>cherry top
>>"yes ma'am"
"we like to order some dessert. i'll like chocolate cake"
>>"good choice, and for the gentlecolt?"
>you see anon with a strange grin in his face
>"i would like some icecream"
>>"yeah, i-"
>"i want the blue blueberry flavour..."
>both cherry and you look at him
>"... with red apple...."
>his grin increase, as your fear does
>".... with a big cherry on top"
>both are quiet
>>25539213
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS
>>25539213
>".... did you got everything?"
>>"huh... uh! yeah! i'll be right back"
>she leaves you with anon again
"i..."
>"yes?"
"... i think i don't want dessert anymore"
>"oh well, we'll leave then. let's just wait for the waiter"
>you nod
>a while later, a different waiter gives you the desserts
>anon explained you both wanted to leave, so the waiter gives you a box with the desserts
>he paid the bill, and leave the place
>"do you want to go to another place?"
"maybe a movie?"
>"great. i heard a good one was showing right now"
"that sounds great. let's go"
>a while later
"i need the bathroom. excuse me"
>you leave him
>*click*
"cherry, for the love of celestia, i need help"
>"i was hearing the whole time. i was the mare behind your seat, and you didn't notice"
"maybe you should be the undercover. he knows"
>"it's your imagination"
"you said you were behind us?"
>"yeah"
"and you saw the movie what's about?"
>"a undercover cop"
"i saw it before, i know how it ends"
>"you saw it without me?"
"it was because the guys said- wait! that's not the point!"
>"okay ms "hay". how it ends?"
"the cop gets killed"
>"what?"
>you hear gunshots
"oh no... cherry!"
>"damn it! i lose it!"
"cherry!"
>"okay. finish the date, i got a plan"
"it better works"
>you don't know what to do anymore
>>25539329
>you leave the bathroom, and comeback with anon
>he looks worried
>"are you okay?"
"i... i think i don't feel to well. i want to go to my house"
>"my place is close, i can take you there"
"no!... i mean, i don't want to be a problem"
>"don't feel like that. my sofa isn't that bad. i sleep there sometimes. you can use my bed"
".... okay"
>he takes you to his house
>a small place almost close to the city, but somewhat away
>you hope cherry's plan works
>he opens the door for you
>*click*
>"we are now alone"
"yeah...."
>"now, why don't you relax?"
"i can't"
>"why?"
"because.... because..."
>... sorry cherry
>you rip your disguise
"i'm officer blue fuzz! hands up asshole!"
>>25539426
>"...hehe... ahaha..... AHAHAHAHA!"
>two pony crashes the window
>it's cherry with a white royal guard
>>"don't move shitface, you are surrounded"
>you hear a lot of galloping outside
>you are about to smile, but anon grabs you, and points a gun against your head
"kyah!"
>>"you crazy son of a bitch! what are your demands?!"
>"both of you! you are my hostages now!"
>cherry surrenders
>anon takes a megaphone, and screams through the window
>"alright! i got three hostages, a loaded gun, and a big autistic faggotry! if you don't let me cuddle the shit out of this ponies, and a getaway ride. they be glue tomorrow!"
"oh celestia, we are going to die!"
>>"calm down blue. this is part of the plan"
"what?"
>the white guard turns into a grey unicorn guard
>he was disguissing as a pegasus
>>"okay, now!"
>the unicorn uses his magic, destroying the gun
>"fuck! my power!"
>suddenly, celestia crashes the main entrance
>>>"anonymous, you comitted crimes against the peaceful land of equestria. how do you plead"
>"not guilty on bases of beign autistic"
>>>"guilty"
>she zaps anon
>a lot of guards comes inside, capturing him
>you black out
>>25539587
lol wtf is even going on.
>>25539587
lol wait wut
>>25539587
>you wake up in a hospital bed
>cherry is next to you
"huh? cherry top? i got shot?"
>"no. you only pass out. the boss said you did good for a rookie"
"ah..... ah! anon!"
>"calm down, we got him in custody. all the cases match. it's our guy. you are a hero blue"
"good.... sorry if i worried you"
>"don't need to. someone have to take care of you isn't"
>you both laugh
"i guess. but i want to compensate you for all the trouble. some donuts?"
>"donut joe's?"
"you betcha"
blue fuzz and cherry top were condecorate for her actions. anon was arrested, and forced to be "reformed". during all this process he screamed "twilight will lose her wings". and the day was saved by blue fuzz and cherry top
>>25539694
>>25539831
yeah, i know
but she is a cop, what you expect, something like taking it up the ass for a year til the pimp says "nuuuu, i wub you", and live with him for a year in the crystal empire, and he's more clean that snow scream "imma cop"?
>>25539940
I was hopin' for >>25538344
Thinking of a solo-operation type thing going on, where she's doing all of this, thinking she's got complete control of the situation. She gets led to Anon's house, and just before they go inside, he'll ask, 'Enjoy your night, Blue Fuzz?' or some shit.
>>25536007
Where is the real ponybones then?
>>25539587
goddamnit man
Bump
>>25539694
Retarded ending
Cant arrest someone for soliciting prostitution if they never ask for sex acts or make any sexual moves
So unless anon was some sort of fugitive or something the story is stupid
And even if he was a fugitive or whatever it still doesn't make sense because why would he agree to go on this little date if he knew it was a n attempted set up?
Gay ending is gay
>>25540080
Ispookifiedhim.
>>25539587
holy kek what
It's time to go Waco on Starlight Glimmer's ass
>>25540726
>imbying equestrian laws are the same as American ones
>>25541852
STOP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THOUGHT CRIME.
IT'S OFF TO TIME JAIL FOR YOU.
>>25538278
This is not the first time I've wanted to cuddle an officer of the law.
>>25541214
Ehh, Ruby Ridge would probably be a better comparison. Our Town *was* a threat, after all.
overnight bump
>>25539587
>>25539694
>mfw
boop
bumpin'
>>25539587
>Piemations
I'll let it slide this time. If only because no one has really made a reference to that particular video yet.
>>25527928
>>25528772
That's so damn cute
So when is it finally going to turn into a cop show?
Drawfag here. Sorry, but no police pones today. Keep this thread alive, anons.Also, bump
>>25546405
okay man
thanks
>>25536007
:[
>>25540080
Pic related.
>>25535925
>You wake up lying on you back
>You're on the floor of the throne room.
>You feel warm.
>Everything around you has a soft yellow hue to it.
>Your side feels stiff, but the soreness is rapidly diminishing.
>Blue Fuzz is leaning over your face, looking concerned.
>Her eyes are watering.
>Beyond her you see Princess Celestia, straining herself as her horn glows with magic.
>You blink a few times, groaning as you sit up.
>You move your hand to your side.
>The spear wound is already closed.
"Anonymous!"
>Blue Fuzz throws her forelegs around you in a hug.
>You pat her back before pushing yourself up to your feet to face Celestia.
>She narrows her eyes at you.
"Anonymous, my guards have given me some rather disturbing reports. Please, explain yourself."
>You straighten your clothes out and slip your hands into your pockets.
"Princess Celestia... Blue Fuzz couldn't present any proper evidence of my criminal behaviour because she and her partner haven't been given nearly the resources necessary to fulfill their duties as officers of the law. Their station is in terrible disrepair, they are criminally understaffed, and the only official training they've received was as Royal Guards, a position that serves a primarily military function. Still, with all that working against her, Blue Fuzz was right. I am a dangerous criminal element, and need to be rehabilitated away from society."
>The room is silent.
>Blue Fuzz's mouth hangs open as she stares at you, wide-eyed.
>>25546405
Will do, Anon
>>25546903
Aww, I thought you would approve of my little story.
>>25547226
It was greatskellingtonwriting! I just don't want to be typecast as "the guy where it'sskeletonsat the end" it makes it less fun to actually spoop things up.
Also I'm going to bed, I've had a weirdly busy couple of days so I wrote way less than expected, but I'm currently falling asleep. I will try to finish this up tomorrow!
>>25547386
I shall always expect bones in every update from now on, you won't get me.
Someone should make a 21 jump street type story with Miss.Cheerilee
>>25546903
What are you masturbating to?
>>25548804
Porn, if I'd have to guess.
>>25549274
You're probably right
>>25527928hug_THE POLICE
>>25520721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU2JEZSrY3Q
only one thing to sayFuck da police
>>25551239
that's a very lewd thing to say
>>25551191
>>25551239
why not both?
>>25528325
Okay, I laughed.
>>25551880
Preferably at the same time.
I'm waiting for a green to reference this.
>>25546903
Boomperty
boop
Despair bump
Hello darkness my old friend
Boop
>>25556000
Nice get, friend
Bones fucking a we need this story continued/finished
Cries of the living do not concern simple bones.
boop
>>25548804
My internalized sadness.
>>25556955
True fact.
>>25546903
>Princess Celestia glares at you.
"Anonymous, assaulting a member of the Royal Guard is a serious offense."
>You shrug in response.
"You were asking me earlier if there's any way you can make up for my being inconvenienced by the Canterlot police. You can, by reinstating Blue Fuzz as an officer and providing her with the resources and staff required to do her job properly. I will serve my sentence in her custody without any further resistance."
>You turn and glance down at the tiny blue pony.
"She is an exemplary officer of the law, when she hasn't been awake for two days straight and sleeping on a prison cot."
>Celestia screws up her expression before sighing.
"Anonymous, this is highly unorthodox, but... due to you previously good standing in my court, and assurance of cooperation I will heed your request to reinstate Blue Fuzz as chief of the Canterlot police, as well as look into organizing repairs for the station and improvements to their procedures. Blue Fuzz, please, step forward."
>Blue Fuzz walks forward cautiously, head low.
"It appears I was too hasty in my dismissal of your position. Whatever methods you were using to restrain Anonymous were more effective than the brute force displayed by the Royal Guard, and perhaps it was unfair of me to expect you to police Canterlot without providing you the ponies and facilities to do so. In light of recent events, and upon the request of a friend of the Equestrian court, I hereby reinstate you to the position of Chief of Police, and officer of Equestrian law."
>A warm yellow light glows on Blue's Chest as a shiny new badge forms attached to her.
>Her eyes are watering.
"Thank you, Princess Celestia! I promise I won't let you or the citizens of Equestria down ever again!"
>Celestia smiles warmly.
"I know you won't, my little pony. Now, for your first official duty back on the job..."
"Right!"
>>25557722
Aw fuck, things are about to get tense again aren't they?
>>25557722
>"Right!"
>Blue Fuzz then proceeds to kick Anon's ass and restrain him.
>>25557722
>Blue Fuzz hurls herself into your legs.
>You fall to the floor with a surprised cry.
>Blue pushes you onto your front, climbing up onto your back.
"Freeze, dirtbag!"
>Blue steps her hoof onto the back of your head, shoving your face against the floor.
"Anonymous, you are under arrest for the crime of assaulting a member of the Royal Guard. As you have already confessed to Princess Celestia, you will be taken to the Canterlot Police department and kept in a holding cell until such time as the Princess decides your official sentence."
>She hops off your back and kicks you in the ribs, hard.
"Up on your feet, degenerate, you'll have plenty of time to lie down once you're behind bars."
>You push yourself up to your feet and follow the officer out of the castle and back to the police station.
>She opens up the holding cell door, shutting it after you as you step inside.
"Get comfy, buster. You'll be in there for a long time."
>You smirk and lie down on the cot.
>After a few hours a locksmith shows up to repair the cell door.
>After he leaves, Blue Fuzz grins malevolently through the bars at you.
"There goes your last chance at freedom, dirtbag. This lock'll hold you inside for a good long while."
>You stand up and give the bars a tug.
>Yep, they're solid.
"Well. I guess you won't have to be spending any more nights here."
>You smirk.
>Blue scrunches her face up, a blush crawling over her cheeks.
"That's right, you slimeball! Now, I have to go. Official police business. Cherry Top will be by later to give your your dinner."
>She turns abruptly on her heels and heads out the door of the station.
>Hours pass.
>Cherry comes by in the evening to feed you, mills about the station for about an hour and then leaves.
>Night falls.
>You lie on your side on your cot and try to fall asleep.
>It's going to be a long few months.
>>25558296
>Save her ass from Clestia's wrath
>Get treated like shit as a result
Suddenly my sympathy for the blue bitch has decreased substantially.
>>25558358
She's doing her job. Perfectly understandable.
>>25558296
>You're awoken in the night by the sound of clanging metal.
>You sit up and rub your eyes.
>You look to see the silhouette of a pony turning the key in the lock of your cell.
>She slides the door open and steps inside, closing it behind herself without locking it.
>Your eyes start to adjust to the dark as she hops up onto your legs.
>You make out the outline of a police hat on her head.
>She crawls onto your lap, nuzzling her head against your chest.
>She plants a hoof on your chest, pushing you down onto your back.
>She drapes her body over you, snuggling her head against your chest.
>You slip your hand below her hat, petting her mane.
>She relaxes over top of you.
"Thank you, Anonymous. Thank you so much."
>You smile and absently pet Blue Fuzz's head as the two of you slowly drift off to sleep.
FINI am now debating using this pony for a post-story sexual. Y/N?
>>25558556
HELL TO THE FUCKING YESI had scrapped some lewd because I fucking suck at it. It'd be nice to see how someone else does it.
>>25558556
gg bones
who said they were capping again?
>>25558556
well done, my friend.Yes absolutely
>>25558556
Doitfaggot.jpeg
>>25558556
>You lie there, cuddling Blue Fuzz.
>You brush your hand down her side to rest it on her flank.
>She shifts on top of you, bringing her rear forward so your hand sits on her posterior.
>You blush in the dark, moving to slip your hand away.
>She stops you, pinning your wrist between her foreleg and her flank.
"Anonymous..."
>She lifts her head up, moving closer to you and swinging her forelegs up over your shoulders.
"You did so much for me back at the castle...You got me my job back... You got the repairs we needed around here... and you got yourself locked up, all because of me. I owe you so much... and I want to pay you back."
>She shifts her legs over your lap, pressing her body closer to you.
>You raise an eyebrow, your hands awkwardly resting on the small of her back.
"With what, exactly?"
>She leans forward, pushing her snout beneath your chin and planting a kiss on your neck, capturing the sensitive skin between her teeth as she sucks on it.
>After a moment she releases her liplock on your neck and whispers hotly.
"With my body. I want you touse meAnonymous. I want you tofuck me.When I'm in this cell with you, you cangrab me, hit me, fuck me, whatever you want to do to me.Please, Anonymous..."
>She leans in close, whispering hotly into your ear."Make me your prison bitch..."
>>25558875
it just keeps getting better
>>25558875
YeS
>>25558875
So that's why you're calledPonybones!
>>25558875
>>25558875
Let's do this.
>>25558875
Too bad I just jerked off, god damn it.
>>25558875
>>25558875
>You reach up and grab a fistful of Blue's hair, pulling her head backwards.
>She cries out sharply, her hips quivering overtop of your lap.
>You smooth your other hand down her front, curling two fingers between her legs to trace across either side of her pussy lips.
>She lets out a small "oh" of surprise.
>It's followed by a lewd moan as you slip your second finger inside of her already soaking wet pussy, still tracing back and forth across her lips with your first and third.
>You smirk, releasing your grip on her hair to shift your hand to her chin, forcing her to look at you.
"Soaking wet already, huh? I bet you were thinking about this all afternoon, weren't you you little slut?"
>She captures your thumb gently between her teeth before closing her lips around it, suction on the digit and a mischievous grin her only reply.
>You smirk back, tugging your thumb away from her lips beforereeling your arm back and slapping Blue across the face, hard enough to send her tumbling from your lap and to the floor of the cell.
>You swing your legs around and stand up, leaning over the tiny horse and grabbing her mane.
>You roughly throw her up against the cell wall, one hand holding her head against it while the otherunfastens your belt.
>Youdrop your pants, stepping forward to slide your hard cock between Blue's legs.
>Her tail instinctively raises, her pussy quivering for attention.
>You lean forward, scooping her up from underneath and pulling her backwards onto your dick as you lift her into the air.
>She moans loudly as you turn the two of you around to face the cell door
>You begin to thrust your hips against her ass, your cock sliding back and forth inside her hot, tight pussy.
"Tell the world... shout out into the night who's good little bitch you are."
>Blue shudders, her forelegs clinging to the prison bars for support while you thrust into her.
"Anonymous... I'm Anonymous' good little bitch!"
>>25559492
>You keep pounding away, every thrust eliciting another utterance of your name from Blue Fuzz.
"Anonymous! ...Anonymous! ...Anonymous!"
>Suddenly, your vision starts to blur.
>Blue's voice seems to become more distant.
"Anonymous! ...Anonymous. ...Anonymous?"
>Her voice shifts, so subtly you don't realize at first.
>Everything around you seems to fade away.
>The cell, Blue Fuzz, everything just melds with the darkness.
"Anonymous? Anonymous? Can you hear me?"
>Youopen your eyes.
>You'relying in a hospital bed.
>You look around to seeyou're surrounded by people.
>Friends
>Family
>Doctors
>Youcan't move or feel anything below your neck.
"Oh Anonymous! You'reawake! We were so worried!"
>This can't be happening.
>Where'sEquestria?
>The ponies?
>Blue Fuzz?
>Your eye catches sight of atelevision set in the ceiling.
>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>Oh God
>No
>Sheisn't real.
>>25559492
Not quite what I was expecting.
But it's still very satisfying.
>>25558875
I had my doubts about the final lewd scene spoiling the real story. I'm so happy I'm wrong, please ponybones, myboneneeds moar.
>>25559735
An edit, since I'm fuck slow as fuck typing on this shit phone. Please don't give moar, the ending hurt to much.
>>25559690
WELL FUCK
>>25559690
Doing that during a clop scene.
That's just evil.
>>25559690
well fug
>>25559690
You the same Anon that did the fake skeleton ending or another one?
>>25559814
Nope, I'm the real Ponybones. I kept warning you guys I don't always end my stories with skeletons. :3
>>25559860
>What seems to be very Anthro.
Sir,
You do know where you are,
Don't you?
>>25559117
Kek
>>25559872
I'm pretty sure that's just animu, not mlp anthro
>>25560040
>Weeb content.
>on /mlp/.
>>/a/
>>25560048
>>>/a/
FTFY
>>25558556
MOTERFUCKER NO.
YOU ARE BLUEBIRD I KNOW IT.
NO SEXUAL.
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
>>25560048
>>25560040
You fucks are hella wrong
>soraka
>from league of Legos
>/vg/
>>25560061
>>25560048
>>25560040
>>25559872
Character here >>25559860 is Soraka from the game League of Legends, so more >>>/v/ or >>>/vg/ I think.
im pleased with this green
hope we hear ur rattlin soon again mr. Pb
>>25559690
How do you even sleep at night.
Story is over. But I want a pastebin link.
Also. Bump for dead thread.
>>25561613
http://pastebin.com/5GX5LEwG
Now we merge back with prison general I guess?
>>25559690
not this shit again
>>25561641
Why is it incomplete you fageet
>>25561965
u might wanna ask that the one whos written it into the bin
>>25562422
no u
boop
>>25559814
I knew someone would think it was me again...
bumpy bump
someone throw any idea
