>Ponies from all over stood around the crater, observing movement as the smoke dissipated
>Two tiny almond-like eyes appeared in the pit. >A tall, lanky bulk, larger than any pony, rose up slowly, fur less skin glistening like wet leather
>Its pink lipped mouth quivered and slavered
>And minotaur-like appendages grasped as the two legged body raised itself upright
>Without warning, the creature turned to the crowd, and let out a strange vocalization...
>>25520327
Check 'em?
>>25520340
*sigh* I knew it was not likely to happen
>>25520327
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
>>25520327
"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?"
>>25520327
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
>>25520327
UUULLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25520327
"UGA UGA WHERE ALL THE UNICORNS AT"
>>25520327
"Ah, cramp! Jesus!"
>You get a really shitty cramp in your leg.
"Wew, fixed."
>Turning your head, you still notice the thousands of ponies awaiting your reason.
>Shit nigga those a lot
"Uh...greetings! I am Anonymous, and I come from Earth!"
>Silence.
>Some look dazzled, some look afraid.
"I'm not going to harm you, I come in peace. And without warning, I guess."
>...
>"He comes in peace!"
>A nervous but loud cheer comes from around the world.
>This is a strange place.
>You like it.
>You are Anonymous, and this is your first day in Equestria.
Cont?
>>25520950
I half expected someone to release a dove after the "he comes in peace!" part
>>25520327
oh, look.....
>hooves
>>25520950
Not really enough to go on whether or not I want moar, but keep going and we'll see how it turns out.
>>25520853
[raises heat ray internally]
>>25520327
why green slenderman
>>25520950
Doitfaggot
>>25520853
My fucking nigga
>>25520327
Fuck Chechnya.
>>25521162The original musical was the best version, surpassing even the book
PUURRGEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcMjjiWTLk
>>25520327
Anon tells the ponies he's come to serve them
Anon shows off his superior human dance skills, serving ponies left and right
http://youtu.be/Q76Z9wPY694
>>25520327
>ayy lmao
>>25521364
fucker beat me to it
>>25520327
Aeiou
Aeiou
>>25521364
>>25520327
[Close Encounters of the Third Kind dooting]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PYI6TzqYk
>>25522160
DOO DOO DOO DOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>25520327
>"Ponies get out my crater,reee"
>>25520950
DO EET!!!1
>>25520327
JOHN CENA
>>25520950
>Day One in Equestria (When was the last time that happened?)
>So they pretty much jumped around to get a good look until the 'Royal Guard' or some shit shows up.
>You got taken into some city called--
>Are you sitting? You ready?
>Ponyville.
>Literally the most bland fucking name.
>Anyway, they lead you into this horrible colored castle where you sit in a wooden chair.
>Next to you are six giant thrones.
>Well this isn't ranked at all.
>The gates open and out comes SIX MILLION GHOSTS FROM THE THIRD--
>Oh wait, it's just six pastel horses.
>"..."
"...sup?"
>Way to go, genius.
>"...Uh...hello--"
>You had to.
"HOLY SHIT, A TALKING HORSE!"
>They all jumped back, but the yellow one noped the fuck out.
>You had the toppest of keks.
"OH HO HO HO, HAAAA HAHAHA, YOUR FUCKIN FACES MATE, (etc.)"
>That went on for a solid ten seconds.
>The princess let out a nervous giggle.
>"Heh, I suppose it was slightly funny..hehehehehe!"
>She actually had a half kek for it.
>Pretty soon you were all having a bit of a laugh at the whole thing.
>Although the yellow one fucked off so hard she didn't come back.
Continuing in a few hours. Sorry for the wait times.
>>25520840
Take all of my keks.
You've earned them.
>>25525089
Baiting with weighted breadth
"Go away. I hate all of you."
>>25520327
>"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE!"
>>25520992
This guy is my hero.
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
DUDE CLUNKY OVERLY DESCRIPTIVE GREENTEXT DEVOID OF SUBSTANCE AND BASIC WRITING SKILLS LMAO
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER!
>>25525479
Your gonna Carey that wait.
Bumperoo
>>25520327
>KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>25520853
Get a brush and shine my shoes, because you are now officially one of my niggas.
>>25520327
>"DIGLET DIG DIGLET DIG!"
>"TRIO TRIO TRIO!"
>>25520327
ey b0ss can i habe de pusi pls
>>25520327
>rape
emergency bump
bumpu want bump hump
>>25528819
it never ceases to amaze me at how good at sticking around this meme is. But I guess it's because >rape
JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN
>>25525089
continue?
>>25525089
>"So you just kinda landed here then."
>After two hours, this was all you seven could come up with.
>Fluttershy (you learned her name) came back a while later, still pretty spooked, but she adapted afterwards.
"Yeah, that's the long and short of it."
>It really was.
>One day you were drinking a root beer when BADDA BING, you're flying at 200 miles per hour into horseland.
>"...Huh. Well, I'll be sure to research it, but for now, you're going to need to find a place to rest. I'm sure one of us could let you sleep at their place."
>You thought this over quite carefully.
>Your choices were all adequate, you couldn't go wrong.
>But you knew one out of the whole bunch you wanted to crash with.
"I choose..."
Well faggots, what do you want to choose?
>>25534646
Rarara's or Ponk's. Seems like a good source of character interaction.
>>25520327
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25534646
Ponk, she has balloons on her butt. She probably likes to party
BANE?!
>>25534646
Flutters, you've got to make her breakfast to apologise for scaring her.
>>25534646
Pinkie pie because why not
>>25534864
>>>/reddit/ is that way
>>25521283
jeff wayne's war of the worlds
track 2 - horsell common and the heat ray
Pic is illustration that goes with the track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObomwH2ztTM
>>25526409
>>25534646
>not picking Twiggles
>not answering all of here questions with your own version of human history/biology
>>25535149
>rape
bumpity boo
>>25535326
best answer obviously
