Every choice, every desire, every memory (even those you have forgotten) have been made crystal clear to her.Would she still consider you, Anon?
>>25518469
She knows I was just trying to have fun.
>>25518469
She knows I'm a perfect redemption story waiting to happen. Plus I'm a depressed scientist who could use some love and books. I think she'd understand
>pony waifu
Eww
>>25518469
"Twilight, the fetal position won't help at his point."
>She is over there in the corner
>"I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING ANON."
>>25518469
>Would she still consider you?
Are you suggesting she'd consider me to begin with? HA.
If she did, she would have had to be inside my head.
Have you ever done something you don't perceive as the best choice at the time? It always feels like you vs the world. It is no logical jump to say that anybody would fall in love with those who's mind they have read.
That being said, I think so. I'm a relatively good individual, and of course she'd see how much I love her.
>>25518469
HAHAHAHAHA no. Of course not.
>>25518523
>she'd see how much I love her
It would just creep her out
>>25518560
Perhaps it would if it weren't primarily love, but I love her more than life itself. It would creep her out if it appeared to be love externally but something else internally.
>>25518599
Okay. Now think about all the RD pics you have ever clopped to.
>>25518469
on one hand she is going to see some fucked up shit
on the other hand maybe she'll take pity of me once she knows about my self loathing and my autistic crush on her
>>25518469
I'd probabily be more scared of her than she is of me.
>>25518469
yes
i hope
>>25518497
>waifu
>>>/4chan/
>>25518478
This is a true Ponkafag.
>>25518504
Wouldn't being the anchor in her madness be so satisfying, though?Even if you made it worse at first?
>>25518523
You might have to prove to her that you don't worry about what she thinks, though. She wouldn't want that for you.
>>25518626
But don't you think it would be fun to make Ponk associate that "fucked up" shit with your presumably good nature? You could pervert her. Lovingly.
>>25518629
Didn't expect this response.
>>25518611
Touchè
As I said in my first post though, I felt perfectly justified in doing so, so she would understand.
>>25518469
I...I'm not sure. I hope at least she wouldn't be mad, especially considering she's a proto-Twilight character.
I'm a virgin, still living with my parents, working a minimum-wage job stacking shelves for a living, spending my free time arguing about cartoon horses with people I've never met over the internet.
My waifu is a literal sun goddess.
I think whether or not she could see into my psyche, any kind of consideration would be highly improbable.
>>25518469
>"N-now uh whatever you may have seen in my thoughts uh I c-can assure you mmphh"
>She rears up on her hind legs and pushes you down
>Well this is how it ends, your waifu found out you're so perverted that even japanese people stay away from you and she's going to stomp you into dust
>You're waiting for the stompening but all you feel is the delicate brush of a hoof against your lips
>'You like this, don't you.?'
>Before you can answer she starts going full horse, vigorously sniffing you and licking your neck and face
>'You'd actually entertain fantasies that I, a Princess of Equestria would lower myself to such base, tawdry fantasies with YOU?'>'WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.' She says wide eyed and drooling
>>25518469
I don't know.
Twilight is a smart pony, and she's a forgiving one, so I'm almost certain she'd accept me- but whether she'd actually went to be close to me or not, I can't tell. We'd certainly have a lot to talk about.
>>25518648
>You might have to prove to her that you don't worry about what she thinks, though. She wouldn't want that for you.
Would I? If she knows what I think then she would know I don't care what she thinks enough to override my wish to be hers.
>>25518469
How romantic. Yes. I like to imagine she does truly know and love me, the way I do her. If I had to put up a fake bullshit personality and "win" her, why not just go for 3DPD?
Really bad timing for this thread
Guys today I cheated on my waifu (dress whorse). I was loyal to her for 3 years.
I couldn't resist.
What does this mean? Is derpy my new waifu?
>>25519109
I fap to different characters every day. As long as you wouldn't cheat on your waifu in real life then it doesn't matter.
>>25518521
You and me both.
>>25518497
Agreed. Human waifus are better
>>25518469
Neverending stream of abuse, depression and alcoholism.Even I wouldn't consider myself.
>>25518680
Underrated post
>>25519359
>Waifuing a character that nobody knows much about except for the fact that she'll probably have just as big a role as Boba Fett in Empire
No way. I have a lot of blood on my hands
>>25519465
Doesnt matter, I know everyting about her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
>>25518469
>implying Pinkie could ever love me
>implying Pinkie would even consider me
>>25521195
>Ponka won't love you
The fuck did you do?
Well fuck...
>>25518469
You know Anon, she would know what's in my head, but would she get the context?
Well, I bet that rarara would find some of the stuff I did kinky as fuck, so not that much to fear in that departament.
>>25521325
>Every memory
>>25521341
>she would process every single memory from a different culture with ease
>>25521395
Is it really that difficult concept to grasp that having EVERY memory would also include the emotions going through your head at every instant as you weighed the consequential and moral pros and cons of the choices you mad? I said it's all crystal clear to her, not something she gets to just look through like a book or look at sequentially on a TV screen.
>>25521427
>you mad?
You made* fuck
>>25518659
>>I felt something so she will see it my way
you are literally autistic.
>>25518469
Your thought experiment would leave the recieving party horrified, and that holds true for any two randomly selected people in the universe.
This is hardly fair. She'd get to judge your flawed human life while still being a squeaky clean fictional character.
>>25521541
>any two
Not me.
Also, I feel like I've spent exponentially more time mentally perusing prospects like this than anyone, because I've come to dismiss such expectations of trauma as the result of varying degrees of mental gap-filling as opposed to actually drawing founded conclusions.
Stepping in another being's shoes in such a deep way would bring some Khala-tier solidarity to your mind after a while. Giving even only one party that much grip on the other would open up so many doors for them both unless Anon was too awkward to handle it
>>25521557
Pretty much this. No matter what, were guaranteed to put in solitary confinement for the rest of our lives or be killed for our past thoughts and actions by our waifus. We lose anyway we go.Worst part is that I would probably agree with her
