Anon, I just learned something awful about human beings.
You CAN'T lick your own genitals. You can't even reach them with your tongue!
I'm so sorry...I didn't know you had such a terrible disability. Is there anything my friends or I can do to help?
>>25501676
You need professional help, Anon.
>>25501676
I can't??
"Bullshit! I CAN lick my own dick! Watch me!"
>"Wait, Anon, don't!"
>Anon breaks his spine crying to lick his own dick and falls to floor, screaming in agony
>Twilight sighs
>"I'll call the hospital"
>>25501774
Fucking more
>>25501676
That's not true, I've previously put my legs behind my head and managed to get my tongue to touch the tip of my penis.
Wasn't much but I'd call it an achievement.
niggers
Fuck you, yes I can. Not even kidding, do it all the time. Hand feels better though
>>25501689
I'm a professional.
Whip out those dirty genitals and I'll clean them up for you.
>>25501676
Don't feel bad, Twilight.
I have hands...and these hands can do all sorts of thingsto my genitals.
I actually can suck my own dick. It's pretty nice.
>>25501676
What th- how the fuck can you reach your own genitals with your tongue? My fucking horses can't even hardly reach their stomach which is why they drool when I scratch them for them, never mind their anus.
>>25501676
Technically speaking that's not true but yoga is for faggots
>>25501980
>greentextpls
>>25502054
Can your dick touch your ass?
>>25501676
>Prompt luke this
>No immediate green and snarky comments
>One faggot even opposes the idea
/mlp really has gone to shit
>>25501676
Imagine the contortions a pony must go through to lick its own vagina. How adorable.
>>25503569
I figure it's just like seeing a dog or cat do it.
>>25501980
she would do it professionally
Does sucking your own dick make you gay?
>>25503717
that's like asking if fucking a guy wearing a skirt makes you gay, of course it doesn't
>>25503717
I've never done it (too old, too fat) but why would it be gayer than beating your dick with your hand? We've all given ourselves thousands of hand-jobs over the course of our lives.
Femanons have fingerbanged themselves thousands of times.
>>25502054
Advice plz
>>25501980
>Mrs Harshwhinny cleaning your genitals professionally
Well, that's my no-clop November over.
>>25503801
>Femanons
what the fuck, get out
>>25504009
>no-clop anymonth
Why would a person even do that?
>>25501676
Yes, do it to yourself.
Right now.
>>25501676
Yes there is actually. You can break my back so that I can reach them.
You're magic, right? Just make my dick like 2 or 3 times bigger and I'll be able to reach it no problem.
You should make it a horsecock too, while you're at it.
>>25505048
>make it a horsecock too
Giving up the unique thing that makes you exotic and interesting to curious Equestria females? I urge you to reconsider, Anon.
>>25505074
I've made my choice
Horsedick best-dick
>>25505101
Gotta have principles.
>>25501676
yes, but I can do something you cannot, I can comfortably masturbate.
